"One autumn afternoon, Sonic the Hedgehog was taking a nice walk in the forest."
He and Tails were gonna get married in two days, so he wanted some alone time to think about-
FACKING BOOLSHET! (BOTCHAMANIA REPRESENT!)
Oh shet Toadette triggered mode has activated
oh no its the oldest prank WHOOPEE CUSHION
Sonic: Sweet! Too easy! eh, can't win them all!
"You don't f**k with Mario!!..."
Waluigi's Taco Stand in Space