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This is the transcript for Mario VS Sonic: PRANK BATTLE by SMG4.
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(The first Glitchy Boy logo appears, and the episode starts.)
(Mario, Sonic and a few other characters are standing in line at Waluigi‘s Taco Stand.)
Mario: Cmon!!! Can’t this line move any faster? Mario is starving!
(Waluigi is dancing, as Wario peeks through the back door holding a tube of toothpaste. He sneaks up behind Waluigi and applies it to a taco.)
(Big Smoke, who is at the front of the line, takes a few bites before throwing up.)
Big Smoke: Oh, good Lord! Oh, my God! (eats the taco, but vomits that it has toothpaste)
Big Smoke: You trying to kill me fool!? Ain’t nobody jacks the Smoke!!
(Waluigi looks confused. Big Smoke punches him in the face.)
(Wario laughs maniacally.)
Sonic: Pfft, what a lame prank. Chilli would of been better to use.
Mario: Nah, bro. Mario would of done something alot better...
Sonic: ooh...trying to say something?
Mario: Well... I do have this awesome medal, bitoch.
(Mario shows Sonic a gold medal with the words “No. 1 pranksta” on it.)
Sonic: pfft, oh yeah? well i bet you cant...
Sonic: prank a kid over there!
Mario: No problem!
(Frankie jumps onto a slide, whilst Mario somehow manages to move it to a rooftop.)
Mario: Yoow! Pranked baby!
Sonic: That was so weak, watch and learn, buddy.
(Toadette is slowly going around on a roundabout. Sonic uses his speed to make the roundabout spin so fast, it breaks orbit.)
Sonic: That was incredible!
Mario: wow, Mario thinks that was just mean! >:(
Sonic: Hah, you still think you’re better than me, don’t you.
Mario: How about a few more pranks... just to make sure...
(A “Prank Victim Cam” is shown. Goal: Who can creep out the most people.)
Sonic: Good luck, fatso.
(Mario sits next to a Koopa Troopa.)
Mario: I have-a cancer.
(The Koopa moves away.)
(Mario then hides under a bench of a Goomba, before popping out.)
Mario: Bing bing-a walla walla bing bang!
(The Goomba flies away screaming.)
(A Shy Guy is seen with a red bucket, dancing and singing to the tune of Elmo’s World.)
(Mario Walks by.)
Mario: I'm young, black, rich and famous! I got ten dollars hanging from mah anus!
(Mario walks up to Wario.)
Mario: Dat ass! It’s holy!
(Mario pops up out of a flowerbed, alarming FightingMario54321.)
Mario: Touch my nipples! Twist them!
(The man runs off.)
Mario: (Gives a thumbs up.) Biatch!
Sonic: Well, that was lame, eh, can't win em all. That sucked! I can do wayy better than that! (runs up to an already set stage and puts out a microphone) Let's do this! Yes! Wanna hear something? (Laughs in triumph as many people, including Yoshi look at him) Let's go! (Pulls out a book labelled "The Worst Of Sonic Fanfics", reading) "One autumn afternoon, Sonic the Hedgehog was taking a nice walk in the forest." (Cut to Toadsworth and a random person, then to Yoshi and a goomba) "He and Tails were gonna get married in two days, so he wanted some alone time to think about-"
Toad: Run, bitch! Ruuuun! Everyone RUN! HES READING A SONIC FANFIC!
(People and animals alike begin to flee the park as Sonic continues to read the Sonic fanfic o.s., overlapped by the panic)
Sonic: (still reading o.s.) "-their union of holy matrimony." (still reading and overlapped by said fading panic)
Mario: FUCKing bullshit!
(The “Prank Victim Cam” reappears, this time focused on Luigi.)
Goal: Who can scare Luigi more?
(Luigi is about to walk through a doorway, when Sonic pops out wearing a Mario mask.)
Sonic: It’s-a me! Bitches!
(Mario is on the roof of his house with a fishing rod.)
Mario: I am a genius!
(Mario dangles a small derpy paper Boo from the line.)
Mario: Ooo! Very scary! Imma gonna get you!
(Luigi walks away.)
Mario: Piss.
(This time, Mario dangles the Boo inside the house.)
Mario: Ooo! Very scary!
(Mario dangles the Boo in front of Luigi’s bed, as he is lying on it.)
Matio: Ooo! Very scary!
(Mario then sticks his hand out of the toilet, holding the Boo.)
Mario: Ooo! Very sca-!
Luigi: God fucking damn it!
(Mario dangles the Boo a fifth time, in between Bowser and Luigi.)
Mario: Ey, Bowser! Lick, lick, lick ma balls!
(Mario quickly pulls the Boo back up, as Bowser charges at Luigi.)
(The sounds of Luigi screaming, and flame sound effects play. Mario dangles MLG shades over the Boo.)
(Prank Victim Cam appears again.)
Goal: Get Toad in trouble.
Sonic: Hey Toad!
Sonic: Hey dude, Can you hold some stuff while I do some quick errands?
Sonic: It’s just this shovel.
Sonic: and bat. Oh yeah, also this knife and shotgun. ...and corpse and ballistic missile.
Toad: umm...okay?
Sonic: Thanks! It’ll only be a few minutes.
(7 hours later.)
(A policeman shows up at the scene.)
Toad: How you doing?
(Cut to Mario sneaking along in a shop.)
Mario: It’s-a Mario time!
Toadette: Thanks for coming to our 17th mandatory date of the month, Toad! :D.
Toad: woohoo.
Toad: I need to go piss, Imma BRB yo ass, real quick.
(Mario produces a Toad costume.)
Mario: Hoohoohoo! Here I go!
Toadette: Toad? What are you doing silly? I thought you went to the bathroom!
Mario (using a Toad puppet): Oh boy, Imma so tired of dating that crazy biatch! Imma feel like starting fresh!
(Toadette becomes enraged.)
Mario (with an anime body pillow): NO TOAD SENPAI, WHAT IF SOMEONE SEES US?
Mario (Toad): Bend over baby. Wahoo! Wahoo!
(SMG4 Walks by, and shrugs his shoulders.)
Mario (Toad): I call this one the fungus plunger! Yeah boii!!!
(The Real Toad returns from the toilet.)
Toad: Sorry I took so long. There was this Hobo that climbed out of the toil-
(Toadette has acquired a tank.)
Toadette: Reeee!
(The restuar explodes.)
(Prank Victim Cam.)
Goal: Do the best elevator prank.
(A man walks into an elevator. Mario walks out)
Mario: uh ‘scuse me sir! You dropped something!
(Mario throws a grenade at the man.)
Man: Thank you!
Mario: Hah! What they don’t know is that it’s a fake grenade!
(The elevator explodes.)
(Sonic is hanging from a pipe.)
Sonic: Haha! Some people are gonna have a bumpy elevator ride!
(The elevator starts to rise at a rapid pace, with Waluigi inside screaming.)
Sonic: hehe, they should be freaking out!
(The elevator flies out of the building, with Waluigi inside.)
(Prank Victim Cam.)
Goal: Prank someone with a Novelty toy.
Mario: Oh yeah...I got the best novelty prank...
Mario: The classic hand shocker prank! :D
Mario: TOUCH MY HAND!
(SMG4 is dangling from a building roof.)
SMG4: AHH! Help! I’m going to fall!!!
Mario: Oh no!
(Mario somehow arrives at the top of the building.)
Mario: TAKE MY HAND! ;D
(SMG4 slowly reaches out his hand.)
SMG4: Wait a minute...
SMG4: Oh you sneaky man, you trying to shock me aren’t you?
(The two exchange goofy smiles, before SMG4 topples off the building.)
Mario: I told you to take my hand, stupid!
Mario: Come on...I just need at least one person to be shocked...
(Heavy manages to dunk a basketball at the beach.)
Heavy: Yes! Very good!
Mario: Wow, nice shot bro! hi-five!
Heavy: Yes.
(Mario and Heavy high five each other. Heavy’s hand blows off.)
(Cut to Mario sitting on fire with a squished in head.)
Sonic: Rough Prank day, huh?
Mario: Mama F*cker!! Shut up! What are you doing here anyway? This is my pranking turf! Imma beat you!
Sonic! Hey chill! I'm just taking a bit of a prank break. Gotta plan my stuff.
Sonic: Come relax with me.
Mario: Uuuughhh... fine!
Mario: this doesn’t mean imma done yet!
(A whoopee cushion sound is heard. Sonic now has a troll face.)
Sonic: Hah! Even the best “Prankers” fall for the whoopee cushion trick sometimes!
(Mario gives Sonic a death stare.)
(Mario launches himself at Sonic.)
Mario: You stupid... bitch!
Sonic: It’s just a prank bro!
(Mario screams in rage and pushes the hand buzzer full on Sonic’s face.)
(Sonic kicks Mario off of him.)
Sonic: You son of a bitch!
(Sonic tosses spaghetti at Mario.)
Mario: Hmm? Woah! Come here-!
(A boxing glove flies out and hits Mario in the face.)
Sonic: Now I’ll show you!
(Sonic spins into a ball and charges at Mario.)
Mario: You son of a bitch!
(Mario launches multiple buzzers at Sonic.)
Mario: Take that!
Sonic: Oh shit!
(Sonic gets severly electrocuted.)
Mario: Ahahahaha! Hahaha!
(Mario accidentally jumps backwards onto a spring.)
Mario: Waaaahhhoooo!
(Mario lands in a garbage dump.)
(He awakens and finds it is full of mouse traps.)
Mario: Maamaa! Wohahoo!
(Sonic laughs manaically.)
(Mario appears behind Sonic, with a Gun.)
Mario: You don’t... f*ck... with Mario.
Sonic: No god, please no! Please don't hurt-a me...!!!
(Mario “fires” the gun, only to have a bit of paper saying “Bang!” on it come out. *POW! You are dead!*)
Mario: HAHAHA! You should‘ve seen that look on your face!
(Sonic punches Mario.)
Mario: I'LL PRANK YOU!... UNTIL YOU CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE!
Sonic: well...NOT IF I PRANK YOU FIRST!
(Mario buys a mushroom, some spaghetti, a fashion magazine and a bra from a shop. The last two were set up by Sonic.)
(Mario runs Sonic over in front of Amy with a bus.)
(Sonic switches the sign on a road so Mario drives off a cliff.)
(Mario tells Dr. Eggman about a sleeping Sonic. Dr Eggman enters Sonic’s bedroom. Amy walk by the door.)
Amy: Oh Sonic! I thought I’d never see you agai- Oh God!
(Amy sees Eggman in just a bra and thong, lying next to Sonic.)
Eggman: Wassup.
(Sonic is thrown out of his window, presumably by Amy. Mario is sunbathing on the roof.)
Mario: Nice shot!
(Mario finds himself in the countryside.)
Mario: Hmm? Woah!
(“Sonic” is sitting on a railing.)
Mario: Hoooohooohooo...
(Mario brandishes a golf club.)
Mario: Waaan... Twooo... Fooore! (Mario whacks “Sonic” into the sky.) Hahahahahahahahaha!
(Mario slowly turns around to see multiple police lff
Mario: UH...I SAW A FLY ON HIS BACK!
(Mario rams into the real Sonic with a jet ski.)
Mario: Fuckah you!
(Mario digs around in a box set by Sonic. He gets his face burned.)
(Sonic sets boosters onto Mario’s kart.)
(Mario is doing the same to Sonic’s car.)
(Sonic and Mario both realise what each other is doing.)
Sonic and Mario! I SEE WHAT YOU‘RE DOING!
(Both light the fuse.)
(Mario jumps into his kart and flies through the air.)
(Sonic des the same, and both are flying up vertically.)
Sonic and Mario: Fuck you!
(The pair fly into space.)
Sonic:Nice going idiot, how are we going to do pranks in space? Now we cant see who’s better!
Mario: OH YEAH? HOW ABOUT I END YOUR HEDGEHOG ASS, RIGHT HERE!
(The two get into a slap fight.)
(A horn is heard.)
(Waluigi has set up shop in space in his lift.)
Mario: You know what? Screw pranks! I didnt even get my taco yet! Imma hungry!
Sonic: Yeah, pranks are stupid. Tacos all the way!
(The two swim off to the tacostand lift.)
(Toadette floats past on her roundabout.)
Toadette: Somebody kill me!
(Roll credits.)