I am telling you this here because my article was unfairly deleted by Roseta Chiko. The reason why Mario used his dick as a weapon is because it was the only way to defeat Stinky the Shit Monster. when he peed on Stinky the Shit Monster, the fast rate of the pee hitting the monster broke the monster apart and caused the monster to crumble into pieces.
How is the idea stupid. How else could Mario defeat a shit Monster. It is logical that if liquid travels at a fast enough speed, it can destroy of damage what it hits. For example, a hose can cause a dirt pile to crumble and big waves can damage docks