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"I LIKE YOUR MOXIE, KID!"
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The Beginning[]
(We see Mr. Puzzles' "Temporary" Base of Operation, which of course is an empty room with random stuff)
Mr. Puzzles: (Plays with one of his mannequins) Oh good heavens! Mario is attacking the city! Who will save us? (Throws a mannequin) Fear not citizens! Take this you ruffian! (Starts to punch a Mario-shaped piece of wood as he gets angry) That'll teach you not to mess with me, and for breaking my screen, and destroying my plans, and taking away my ratings, AND STEALING AWAY MY ONLY FRIEND, AND NOT LETTING ME WIN!!! (Kicks a Mario-shaped piece of wood furiously then lifts a table, then gets exhausted afterwards) I can't keep going on like this... How am I supposed to make high-quality shows without a quality set?!
A SpongeBob-like Fly: Damn, bi-[beep]. You live like this?
Mr. Puzzles: I'm all out of options here. If I'm going to get the funds I need, then I've got no choice but to resort to THAT.
The Television Machine[]
(Although we see in a McDonald's restaurant a machine with Puzzles' head getting stuck with a "Pay $5 To Watch Anything You Want!" board, meaning anyone can pay $5 to watch anything we want. Bowser and then Bowser Jr. enter the restaurant)
Bowser Jr: (surprised) HOLY CRAP! (the camera pans to that machine, then pans to Bowser Jr) HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! Do you have the Spankysox channel?
Mr. Puzzles: I beg you a pardon?
(Bowser Jr then snaps and grabs cashier, smacking his head to Puzzles' head just to turn on the channel he wanted)
Jerma (?): TODAY. ME AND MY FRIEND, MINECRAFT STEVE, WILL BE SINGING FIVE LEON KENNEDIES JUMPING ON THE BED. LET'S GO.
(We of course see 5 Leon Kennedies jumping on the bed, interacting other kids)
Mr. Puzzles: Ugh! What is this nonsensical filth?! There is no way anyone anyone is capable of watch such lowbrow, mind numbing-
(After he changes to another channel, we see Bowser Jr snaps once again, worrying Mr. Puzzles as he sees the children cry and one holds a pitchfork, the other holds a torchlight and another a chainsaw, we also see a tied up cashier.)
Bowser Jr: TURN THE CHANNEL BACK ON!
(As Bowser Jr tries to throw a ladder at Puzzles, which of course failed, Puzzles turns the channel back on, making children happy and then turns the another one, making the children snap again. A Koopa Troopa throws a chair at a window and the other grabs cashier's legs, in which Puzzles again turns the channel back on, making the children happy again, leaving Puzzles confused)
'The fame... But my pride!' or How To Waste The Time For Filming[]
Mr. Puzzles: So. This is what gets you famous nowadays... I think I've finally found a way to get back on top... No, no, no, I can't subject myself to this garbage! But you can finally have the fame you rightfully deserve! But to stoop down this low?! The fame... But my pride! AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!... Although... (Mr. Puzzles meanwhile sets mannequins, the lights and did some visual effects) And ACTION!
Meggy: Just ignore that loser, Who could possibly enjoy watching this nonsense-
Mr Puzzles: LATER LOSERS! (runs off to his convention crying like a baby)
Meggy: Who does he think he is...thinking he can just roll up and ask me to join him-
Leggy: Just go with him! It'll be fun!
(Meggy Flicks Leggy away)
Leggy: EEEEEEEEEE!!!-
The Convention Situation[]
Mr. Puzzles: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, me!
Crowd: (shouting in excitement)
Mr. Puzzles: Where the freak are your parents?!
Kid Goomba: C'MON, DUDE!! SHOW US SKIBIDI SCHOOL PUZZLES PLAYTIME 2!
Crowd: SHOW THE VIDEO!! SHOW THE VIDEO!! SHOW THE VIDEO!!
Mr. Puzzles: Um, how about instead of Puzzlebox... Oh! I could share my biggest inspirations... Dialogue from my favorite movie screenplays!
Kid Goomba: Screen-what?? WHERE'S PUZZLES' PLAYTIME?!
Mr. Puzzles: I... I could tell you all about the screenwriting process! We could even write a screenplay together! Right now! Who's with me?!
Crowd: (booing)
Poppy Bro: HAND US THE MEMES, NOW!
Koopa Troopa: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!
Zack: You suck!
Mr. Puzzles: How... DARE YOU?!
Mr. Puzzles: You uncultured ingrates would prefer THIS SLOP over my MASTERPIECES?! You wouldn't know good cinema if it hit you in the FACE!!!
Mr. Puzzles: Ah... The sweet sound of someone else getting hurt and not me! (He then gets flabbergasted as he sees his rating score moved to -1, which is impossible in reality) WHAT?! (Closes his screen "mouth") Impossible... What is the meaning of this?! (Puzzles then reaches videos based on him and finds "TV man embraces brainrot and suffers for it (LIVE)" and starts watching)
SMG3 (in-stream): You don't wanna be like this. This is disgusting.
(While watching SMG3's stream, Puzzles realizes what had he done and feels utterly humiliated thereafter.)
Mr. Puzzles: Is... Is this what I've become? A laughing stock in the eyes of adults... And a mere afternoon plaything for children? This... This wasn't worth it... No amount of fame or money was worth selling my dignity! (As he now lays on the trash, the camera now pans to him and cranes up) Ah... What a shot... The crane up... The melancholic music... Brilliant cinematography... This is what true art looks like. Wait a moment... (The camera immediately cranes down and pans to the dumpster) That’s it! (Gets out of dumpster) I know what to do!
Poppy Bro: HEY! There’s the real Puzzle guy!
The End of Puzzlebox[]
(As the kids hit another monitor-headed person they start to hit Mr. Puzzles. He then runs away from them, entering his mansion and slamming doors. The kids try to enter, but Mr. Puzzles meanwhile pushed 'Child Lock' button, which activates the lock and Lego brick wall.)
Goomba Kid: What do we want?!
Crowd: New Puzzlebox episode!
Goomba Kid: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!
Crowd: NOW!!!
Mr. Puzzles: If it's a show they want, it's a show they'll get...
Goomba Kid: OMG, new episodes of Puzzlebox you guys!
Mr. Puzzles: YES! It's working! I knew my cinematic genius would get through to them! (Laughs) Just keep pushing and the world would be-
???: THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
(Puzzles then gets flabbergasted even more)
Goomba Kid: This is the worst one yet!!
Koopa Troopa: I miss the old Puzzlebox!!
The New Low[]
(The kids then start complain in Twitter/X that they want Puzzlebox be fixed, with #FixPuzzlebox hashtag of course. Puzzles, indignantly, sees #FixPuzzlebox hashtag is trending, having approximately 3850 posts, on his phone. The rating score falls from full 5 to devious -14, which, again, is impossible in reality. He then realizes of what he'd done with the "new episode" and the kind of "content" as a whole, as the kids keep complain and the ratings already fell down, which meanwhile makes him so furious, that his screen even switched to a red static with alert sign and to the distorted expression afterwards before crushing the phone with his bare hand. He then opens doors angrily and sets his volume to the maximum)
Mr. Puzzles: SHUUUT UUUUUUUPPP!!! (the children all go quiet) How dare you dismiss my work you ungrateful little brats! This isn't just "Skibidi puzzlebox adventure 5" or whatever brainless sludge you all mindlessly drool over! THIS. IS. ART! A masterpiece that your tiny, underdeveloped minds, CAN NEVER TRULY APPRECIATE!!!!!!!!
Goomba Kid: Okay, but when is the next Puzzlebo- (Mr. Puzzles proceeds to dash directly towards the Goomba, plowing through several of the other children in the process)
Mr. Puzzles: Listen to me, you little fat fuck! PUZZLEBOX... IS NO MORE!!!!!!!!
(The kids were then shocked and astonished hearing that, not after as Goomba Kid says)
Goomba Kid: GUYS! New Gooby4 episode just dropped!
(Then we see a piece of the new Gooby4 "episode", which of course, is from SMG4 vs Content Farms, making the kids happy and leaving Puzzles completely devastated. He now calms down from his outburst from the incident with the mob as he walks back into his mansion now studio as he is back to square one of his plans, completely devastated and enraged at everyone with him both laughing and crying alone in the dark. The Puzzlebox intro plays as someone quite familiar watches the end of a Puzzlebox video, not knowing that Mr. Puzzles might have the upper hand.)