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This page is the transcript for Paper Mario Bloopers: A Painful Day in the Paper World.
Note that alot of the typos written in this transcript is just SMG4's typos.
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Intro plays* [Scene cuts to the Mario Bros. House as Parakarry drops off mail]
Parakarry: You owe me a tip!
[Luigi comes outside to bring in the mail]
Luigi: Why can't that lazy fatty get the mail
Luigi: Hey Mario we got a letter!
Mario: Let me read it!
Luigi: You can't even do your alphabet Mario!
Peach: Dear Mario Bros I'm having a huge party come please, if you don't then you'll find Luigi dead tomorrow
Peach: P.S Don't mess up the party! And I mean it!
Luigi: That letter seemed threatning
Mario: I'm worried if it's a gay party
[Mario and Luigi go through the pipe to Toad Town]
Mario: Huff i'm already tired
Mario: Let's skip it and go eat some mushrooms
Luigi: No, Peach said she would be angry if we didn't go
Mario: And you would be dead
[Mario and Luigi walk to the castle and enter it]
Luigi: Remeber what Peach said no messing up the party!
Mario: ...This party is already looking gay
Mario: I need to liven this party up a bit!
[A few minutes later]
[The color of the castle changes and there is new music]
Mario: Haha this so much better!
Mario: Best party eva!
Mario: This more better than the toilet party last year!
Mario: I don't even know where this music came from
Luigi: Mario! You messed up the party! Peach is going to be furious!
Mario: You don't know how to partey Luigi!
Mario: Is this color suppose to happen or am I on drugs again?
Mario: Lets rock till the castle blows up!
[Scene cuts to Mario by a crater where the castle was]
Mario: I didn't really mean it to blow up!
Mario: Hmm what are the damages Toad?
Toad: Well since the music and colour blew up the castle that comes to 1000000000 coins
Mario: REALLY!...
Mario: Meh I'll pay for it later
[Mario leaves the castle are and goes to Toad Town]
Mario: Whats the magician up to
[Mario enters the building]
Mario: Hi Merlin
Merlin: Want me to tell your future?
Mario: Yeah sure why not
Merlin: Ooooo... Abra kadbra, smileawfwasf...
Mario: I wonder if he's half mental
[The crystal ball glows and a disco ball descends]
Mario: Cool! Are we having a disco?!
Mario: Uhh is it suppose to shine that brightly
Merlin: The last time that happened... it-
[Explosion, scene cuts to Mario in a different area of Toad Town]
Mario: Boy that didn't end well
[Mario jumps on a train track]
Mario: Hey whats this track for?
Train: (CHOO CHOO) Now leaving Toad Town
Mario: Uh-oh...
[The train begins moving]
Mario: No wait! Stop the train!
[The train hits Mario, scene cuts to Mario on a cloud]
Mario: Uhhh I think I'm dead...
Mario: Uhhh why is part of my nose gone?
Mario: I need to get back down!
Mario: JURANAMOOO!
[Scene cuts to Mario falling from the sky]
Mario: Weeeeee!
[Scene cuts to Mario in a Toad House]
Toad: You took quite a smack there
Mario: Ohh my head...
Toad: Sir I really recommend you getting life insurance!
Mario: No! Insurance sucks
[Mario leaves the Toad House]
Mario: Hmmm what to do next
[Mario goes over to another Toad]
Mario: Hmmm lets converse
Mario: You single?
[The Toad hits Mario, scene cuts to Mario back in the Toad House]
Mario: Ow my head...
Toad: The lady outside said you were "flirting" with her
Mario: What!? I didn't mean that!
[Mario leaves the Toad house again]
Mario: Whatever, lets go to the post office
[Mario enters the post office]
Mario: Hey got any new mail for me grandpa?
Worker: Why yes we do...
Worker: Its from a guy named... Lui... ge
Luigi: Dear Mario this is Luigi
Luigi: Today a guy came to our house and stole your coins
Luigi: P.S He let me keep mine
Worker: Well isn't that nice your brother writing a letter to you
Mario: ......I'm going home
[Scene cuts to Mario at his house]
Mario: Well I had a long and painful day...
Mario: I going to bed...
[Mario gets in his bed to sleep]
Mario: Nighty, night...
[Scene cuts to darkness]
Peach: Mario wheres my money for the castle?
Mario: Go away don't have it
Peach: Well then say goodbye to Luigi (loads shotgun)
[Scene cuts to a Game Over screen as "THANKS FOR WATCHING" appears]
Luigi: Great now I'm not the only dead guy
End of transcript