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R64: Mario's Boat Trip is the twenty-eighth episode of Season 7 and the 346 overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This is also the last officially named Retarded64 episode, which was followed by the series's discontinuation. This episode is a sequel to R64: Mario's Road Trip. This episode was also formerly known as Retarded64: Mario's Boat Trip due to YouTube's change of policy from June 12, 2017. This is the second of the three videos under the Mario's Trip miniseries. It was aired on June 4, 2017.

Synopsis

Mario, Toad, and SMG4 are back on another trip! This time they're on a boat... pretty sure we all know how this is gonna turn out.

Plot

The episode begins in the harbor of Delfino Plaza, where SMG4 was forcing Mario to travel by boat for their next vacation, seeing as how badly things turned out the last time they went by airplane (referencing the events of SM64 Christmas 2015 - Christmas Crazies) despite Mario saying that would not happen again. The two of them met up with Toad, who planned on taking them in his own boat. At first, Mario thought that it was the yacht behind Toad, but was soon disappointed to find that it was actually a tiny, old motorboat.

Mario continued to whine as the three of them left the harbor. SMG4 tried to get him to stop by reminding him that the vacation they were going to was at Didney Sea. It worked and Mario quickly became excited and eagerly bounced around the boat, eventually invading Toad's personal space. Toad pushed him off and asked SMG4 to keep the crazed plumber as far away from him as possible so he could focus on driving the boat.

They all sailed further out to sea, with Toad driving the boat while listening to music, SMG4 gaining seasickness and vomiting over the side, and Mario being restrained inside of a life preserver to keep himself from bouncing eagerly around. Mario eventually interrupted Toad once more, complaining that his butt was itching and demanding Toad to scratch it for him. Toad demanded him to leave him alone, but the plumber's only response was to taunt him by saying that he did not care. Toad ultimately got fed up with Mario and threw him into the water, keeping him tethered to the back of the boat with a rope as punishment.

As Toad drove the boat faster, dragging Mario behind him, SMG4 pulled out of a piece of candy to relieve his seasickness. However, as the boat ended up running over SpongeBob Squarepants, who was wandering around on the ocean surface, the resulting bump caused SMG4 to lose his balance, and the candy fell out of his hands and into Toad's mouth. Toad suddenly became hyperactive from the sugar and started spinning the boat out of control, flailing Mario in the air and making SMG4 even more seasick. They eventually stop after the sugar wore off and Toad fell asleep. SMG4 soon collapsed after due to his nausea and dizziness.

Mario then landed in the boat, now free from the life preserver. He tried to revive SMG4 and Toad with "CPR," which involved nothing more than slapping the two and humping them. Mario then tried to see if he could drive the boat by himself, but the steering wheel fell off the moment he touched it, and he decided to just throw it overboard. Looking around the boat to see if there was anything around to fix it with, Mario then got the idea to use the boat's engine as a substitute for the steering wheel. He yanked it out and started banging it into the control panel. SMG4 and Toad then woke up to find the boat on fire. Furious, they blamed the whole situation on Mario and start beating him up as punishment (thought Toad had a hard time hurting Mario due to his stubby arms).

Two hours later, the trio continued to float aimlessly around in the ocean, not knowing what to do. Mario's stomach suddenly growled, and he asked SMG4 if there was any food around. When the latter replied that their only option was to fish for food, Mario attempted to use Toad as bait by dunking him in the water. Toad retaliated, and the two of them got into a scuffle. They accidentally hit SMG4, prompting him to join the fight as well. While the three of them were distracted, a pirate ship suddenly sailed towards them in the distance and shot a cannonball at them. That caught the trio's attention, and the cannonball destroyed the boat, throwing them into the water.

Eventually, Mario, SMG4, and Toad woke up to find themselves being held captive by a Shy Guy pirate crew, who have tied them to a stake and were roasting them over a fire. Toad tried to free them by getting Mario to reach into his pocket for something useful; however, Mario tossed out Toad's cell phone and rifle in favor of eating his sandwich. Mario then tried to convince the Shy Guys to release them by singing, but they shut him up by threatening him with a sword.

Finally, SMG4 suggested that they just tried screaming as loud as they could, to which they did so. Their scream traveled in the form of sound waves across the ocean until they reached Fishy Boopkins, who was at home watching TV. Realizing that his friends were in trouble, Fishy ran to his "Boopkin-Mobile" (parodying the Batmobile) and headed off to rescue them. However, it took longer than expected, as Fishy Boopkins was concerned about speeding.

Meanwhile, the Shy Guys tried speeding up the cooking by using a flamethrower to strengthen the flames, which set Mario, SMG4, and Toad on fire. As the three of them panicked, Toad questioned why they have not been saved yet. It then cut back to Fishy, who has just made it out of the "Boopkins-Cave" (parodying the Batcave). Realizing that he was taking too long, he decided to summon other sea creatures to save his friends by using his "Boopkins Sonar." However, this proved to be ineffective, as the sea creatures that he sent were too small and weak to penetrate the pirate ship, to the point that the Shy Guys did not even notice what was going on.

Fishy Boopkins eventually made it to the pirate ship himself and jumped aboard to save his friends. However, it was revealed that he was too late, as Mario, SMG4, and Toad were all unconscious on the ground and still on fire. The Shy Guys prepared to attack Fishy, who tried to fight them off with "Fishy Kung-Fu"; although it merely involved him flailing about aimlessly. One Shy Guy slapped him, prompting him to start crying for his dad.

Mr. Boopkins suddenly emerged from the water, and Fishy asked his dad to take out the pirates for picking on him. Mr. Boopkins managed to smash the ship in one-hit, which sent everyone flying. He caught Fishy Boopkins, as well as Mario, SMG4, and Toad, who were all revealed to still be alive. The trio told Fishy Boopkins about how they were trying to find Didney Sea, and he asked his dad if he could go with them. Mr. Boopkins agreed, and he tossed them all in the air, where they eventually landed on the shore of the theme park. They happily ran towards Didney Sea, and the episode ends with a series of photographs depicting the fun they had on their vacation.

Continuity

Characters

Main Characters

Characters From Photos

  • Ariel
  • Flounder
  • Minnie Mouse

Cameo

Music used

  • 00:08 – Gelato Beach, Super Mario Sunshine
  • 00:33 – Silver Sparkle, Spongebob
  • 00:44 – Let’s Go!, Mario Party 7
  • 00:54 – Mother 3, Open Sesame!
  • 01:12 – Adventure Awaits, Mario Party 7
  • 01:16 – I’m On A Boat, Lonelyisland
  • 01:28 – Cruise Choice, Mario Party 7
  • 01:47 – Eight Player Rumble, Mario Party 7
  • 02:10 – Super Starman Mario Remix, danielfazzino
  • 02:32 – Optimism, Chrono Cross
  • 03:21 – Thinking Music, Jeopardy
  • 03:30 – Battle Theme, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
  • 03:43 – Professor Frankly’s Theme, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
  • 04:10 – Stealthy Conker, Conker’s Bad Fur Day (CBFD)
  • 04:25 – Final Destination, Super Smash Bros Brawl
  • 04:53 – Battle Canyon, Mario Party 1
  • 05:30 – Victory Theme, Final Fantasy I
  • 05:40 – This Is Gospel, Panic! At The Disco
  • 05:50 – Athletic, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island
  • 05:57 – Red Bread, Team Fortress 2
  • 06:09 – Main Theme, Batman (Adam West)
  • 07:16 – Battle Fanfare, Paper Mario
  • 07:31 – Samurai Slice 2, Rhythm Heaven Fever
  • 07:46 – Daytime Drama, Spongebob
  • 07:52 – Rococo Rondo, Spongebob
  • 08:05 – Puzzle Plank Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy
  • 08:35 – Onett, Super Smash Bros Brawl

Trivia

  • This video is the final official video in the Retarded64 series. On June 12, 2017, SMG4 formally announced that due to YouTube's video policy, Retarded64 would be discontinued. However Mario's Train Trip and SMG4: Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spaghetteria could both be Retarded64 episodes considering that they are in the R64 playlist.
  • This is also the only Retarded64 episode to include the Glitchy Boy logo during the intro.
  • The name of Didney Sea might have been from Tokyo DisneySea.
  • The "Boopkins-Mobile" uses the same model of the Batmobile from Batman: Arkham Asylum.
  • This episode reveals that SMG4 was traumatized from the events of Christmas Crazies, and as a result, he doesn't trust airplanes anymore.
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: the 1337 p0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 465 to 474 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 475 to 484 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 37 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 38 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 39 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 40
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