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This page is the transcript for R64: Mario's Boat Trip.
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(Glitchy Boy and RETARDED64 Intro)
(The scene starts on Delfino Airstrip)
(SMG4 is pushing Mario to a boat.)
Mario: Oh noooo...I don't want to go by boat!!
SMG4: Mario...remember the last time we took an airplane?
*a flashback plays from SM64 Christmas 2015: Christmas Crazies where the plane is falling to crash onto the ground*
Everyone in plane: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mario: Weeeeee
Peach: *screaming*
*End of flashback*
Mario: Ooooooooh, let's try again okay?
SMG4: *falling*
Toad: C'mon you chumps! It's time to goo!
Mario: *face grows bigger* Wowww, that boat!!!
Toad: Oh yeah, you like my awesome boat?
(jumps onto a small boat)
Toad: Pretty sexy, isn't it?
Mario: *head falls from his body*
Mario: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Mario: *crying*
SMG4: C'mon Mario, don't you want to go to Didney Sea?
Mario: Ouh ouh ouh ouh, Yeaaaah, Yeaaaah, Yeaaaah, Yeaaaah, Yeaaaah
Toad: *punches Mario*
Toad: SMG4, can you please keep that fatass as far as you can from me?
(Mario still dancing behind SMG4)
SMG4: *sigh* I'll try my best.
(Next scene cuts to the big sea)
Toad: *Vibing to I'm On A Boat song by The Lonely Island*
SMG4: *vomits at the side of the boat*
(Mario is seen tied to a ring buoy unable to move his hands)
Mario: heyy...My ass is itchy. Pls untie me.
(Mario goes to Toad)
Mario: Hey Toad! Pls scratch my ass for me.
Toad: Mario, Please. You're in my no-zone. Please go away.
Mario: I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck, so if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck, but I don't give a shit, so I don't give a-
(Then Mario is seen to be tied to the back of the boat)
Mario: OH SHIT!!- (Then Toad starts driving the boat away with Mario dragging behind the boat)
SMG4: Oh jeez... I'm too sea sick... I can't take this...
SMG4: *pulls out candy* Maybe... some candy will make me lose my sickness...
SpongeBob: Steppin' on the beach to to to to Steppin' on the b- *the boat bumps into SpongeBob*
SMG4: *the candy from SMG4's hand falls to Toad* Ah Jesus Christ!!!
Toad: What the fuck was that * swallows on SMG4's candy and makes a gulp sound*
SMG4: Oh crap... Toad ate sugar...
Toad: *Starts going crazy* Wooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Toad: WATCH ME DO SOME SICK BURNOUTS!!!
(Toad is seen doing burnouts to the boat)
Toad: Yeaaaaaaah Boiiiiiiiii
Mario: *screaming* Mama ouh aie ouh
SMG4: *still vomiting*
(The boat lands onto the water)
Toad: *sleeping while snoring*
SMG4: *slowly getting unconscious* Mummy?... Is that you?... *falls to the ground unconsciously*
Mario: Ah ah ah ah! *lands on the boat and his ring buoy lands in the water drowing*
Mario: *making dizzy sounds* *sees SMG4 and Toad sleeping* Woah! Oh shit!
Mario: Holy crap! Don't worry guys Mario knows-a CPR
(Mario crashes into SMG4 and Toad and starts giving them some weird CPR by spazzing)
Mario: *humps SMG4 and Toad* C'mon guys, wake up!
(Both of them still doesn't wake up)
Mario: Shit! Hmmmmmm... *looks at the steering wheel*
Mario: I now know what I have to do, *slowly reaches his finger to the steering wheel* my people need a hero!
(The steering wheel breaks, then Mario holds the steering wheel)
Mario: Piece of shit. *throws the steering wheel into the sea*
Mario: Hmm. I wonder if there is anything I can fix the boat with...
Mario: Oh, oh! I know! :D
Mario: *looks at the back of the boat seeing an engine* Ooooooooooooooooooooh
(Mario slowly thinks in his mind that the Boat Engine could be a Steering Wheel then he thinks it would work to get the boat moving then it zooms out of Mario's mind)
Mario: FUCKING... GENIUUUUUUUUUS! *pulls the boat engine and starts hitting it to the control)
SMG4: *slowly wakes up* Ughhhhh...mario? what are you doing?
*The boat catches on fire while Mario is humming*
(SMG4 and Toad looks mad at Mario)
Toad: Wha-what!? God damn it Mario, you screwed us all!
SMG4: GET THAT MOTHERF*CKER!
*Toad charges at Mario and starts beating up Mario*
Mario: AHHHH JESUS CHRIST! AHH FUCK!
Toad: OH YOU F*CKING LIKE THAT?!?! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! FUCKING GODDAMN LAG!!!
SMG4: Damn it Toad, your hands are too small! lemme show you how it's done!
*SMG4 charges at Mario as well and starts beating him up*
(TWO HOURS LATER...)
(It is now nighttime and the gang are still in the middle of the sea in their boat)
Mario: *stomach rumbles* Oooh... *goes to SMG4 who's currently fishing for some food* say, im-a hungry, do you got any food?
SMG4: Not unless we have bait.
*Mario looks at Toad*
Mario: *thinking of using Toad as bait* Imma guess I'm-a go fishing...
Toad: What the fuck are you talking about?
*Mario uses Toad as bait to get some food*
Toad: *screaming*
Mario: Come here fishy-fishy, here fishy-fishy
*Toad starts to punch Mario and the two starts fighting and screaming*
*Then they both hit SMG4*
SMG4: You fucked up now *joins Mario and Toad fighting each other*
*A random ship is approaching behind the boat*
Random Ship: Pow! *shoots a cannonball*
Mario, SMG4 and Toad: *stops fighting and looks at the cannonball* Oh shit oh shit!
*their boat explodes and the scene fades*
*A fire cracking sound is heard when the next scene plays*
SMG4: Huh?...Wazzah?... What's going on?... *gets shocked*
(It shows that SMG4, Toad and Mario are tied up to a log above a fireplace that is cooking them in a pirate ship)
Mario: Oh boy, something smells good!
(The next scene shows a lot of Shy Guy Pirates)
Shy Guy Pirate: My n**ga you just got roasted!
All Shy Guy Pirates: Yeah yeah ooh ooh!
*SMG4 and Toad both scream after realizing what the Shy Guy Pirates plan to do to them. However, Mario sings I feel like chicken tonight like chicken tonight*
Shy Guy Pirate: Dinner's served, bitches!
SMG4: NOOO, I don't want to be dinner! We need to do something!
Toad: Mario, reach into my pockets! I've got something that can help us!
Mario: Okie Dokie!
*Mario sings while reaching into Toad's pockets. He finds a phone but he threw it, then he continues searching and finds an AK-47 but he threw it too, then he continues searching and finds an eaten sandwich and starts celebrating*
Mario: Yeah, ha ha ha!
Toad: You fucking idiot!
Mario: Don't worry guys! Mario is a smooth talker!
Mario: Hey! :D Hey! :D Hey! :D
(The Shy Guy Pirate looks at Mario)
Mario: Can I sing a song for you?
Shy Guy Pirate: What?
Mario: *starts singing This Is Gospel by Panic! At The Disco: If you love me, let me gooooooooooooo!!!*
Shy Guy Pirate: *looks pissed and pulls out a BEEG sword* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! D:<
Mario: *head shrinks* Okie dokie... D:
SMG4: Alright, I got a better plan. SCREAM LIKE A LITTE BIOTCH!
*Mario, SMG4, and Toad scream very loudly until it creates a sonar signal to get help*
*The scene changes to underwater, we see Fishy Boopkins just chilling and watching his TV in his couch*
Boopkins: Lalalalala... *the sonar signal reaches Boopkins* Hmm what? my Boopkin senses are tingling, my friends need meee! To the *Gets off the couch* Boopkins mobile!
*Batman parody Transition*
*Fishy Boopkins runs to his Boopkinmobile while the Batman 1996 theme song plays, then his car starts to turn on (POW sign shows) and inside the Boopkinmobile we see that Boopkins is pulling the car gear lever (BAM sign shows) then he wears his seatbelt for safety (SAFETY sign shows)*
Boopkins: Alright, time to go save my friends! Okay, let's goooo...... (The Boopkin-mobile moves very slow)
Boopkins: Oh dear, I don't wanna go past the speed limit though... I hope my friends are okay.
*Scene cuts back to the pirate ship, where the Shy Guy Pirate is seen burning Mario, Toad and SMG4 while they scream*
Toad: *burning* AHH, ISN'T SOMEONE SUPPOSE TO SAVE US BY NOW?!
*Scene cuts back to Boopkins in his Boopkinmobile seen to be leaving the Boopkins Cave slowly*
Boopkins: Oh no, oh dear, I'm not gonna make it at this rate. Oh, I got a good idea! I'll use by Boopkins Sonar!
*Boopkins starts using his Boopkins Sonar to call all of his sea creature friends*
Boopkins: (To a Clammy and Cheep Cheep) Calling all Boopkin friends, my pals are in danger! (Both of them starts heading to the pirate ship) (Cut to some Bloopers playing poker) Can you... can you stop playing poker please? I really need your help! (The bloopers floats up to approach to the ship)
(Cut to the pirate ship, Boopkins' sea creature friends attack the pirate ship but they're seen to be weak)
Some fish/SpongeBob possibly (muffled heard outside of the boat): VICTORY SCREECH!!!! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Black Shy Guy Pirate: Uhh, do you hear something?
Green Shy Guy Pirate: Nope.
(The Boopkinmobile finally arrives at the pirate ship)
Boopkins: Oh look, there it is! Im here!
(Boopkins jumps to the pirate ship and lands on it)
Boopkins: AUGH! *crashes* Ok ok, what's happening?
(Mario, SMG4 and Toad are seen to be all dead and cooked and Gourmet Guy is seen next to them ready to eat)
Shy Guy Pirate: *looks at Boopkins all confused* ??? (The fuck?)
Boopkins: Hoohoo! what are you cooking? Can I have some?
(All of the Shy Guy Pirates look pissed)
All Shy Guy Pirates: *roars angrily with their weapons in their hand*
Boopkins: AH NO! Uh.. I'll have you know, I know Fishy-Kung-Fu!!
*Multiple Shy Guy Pirates starts to fight Boopkins while Boopkins does slap in the air which does nothing*
Boopkins: Take some of this, and take some of that!
(Both Shy Guys look at each other all confused)
Boopkins: You gonna die, you gonna get this- (gets slapped by the Pirate Shy Guy)
Boopkins: (starts crying) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DADDYYYYY!!!!
*Boopkins's Dad/Joe Boopkins appears from underwater looking at his son*
Boopkins: Daddy, they're being so mean to me! *The Shy Guy Pirate looks at Joe Boopkins* Can you do something?
Shy Guy Pirate: How ya doin?
*Joe Boopkins's hand destroys the ship and everyone including Mario, Toad and SMG4 are seen flying off the pirate ship*
Mario: Ahahahahah!
(Joe Boopkins grab Toad, SMG4 and Mario)
(Joe Boopkins raises his other hand with Boopkins)
Boopkins: Oh hey guys, what's up? Where are you going?
Mario: We've been trying to go to Disney Sea... But Toad is too stupid to get us there...
(Toad approaches at Mario angrily)
Toad: Hey Motherfucka!
Boopkins: Ooh Didney Sea? I've always wanted to go there, dad dad dad dad can I go can I go please?
*Joe Boopkins thinks for a second then he throws all of them to the beach*
Mario: Mama Mia... Woah!
(Didney Sea is shown)
Mario: YEAH!! DIDNEY SEA! WE MADE IT!!!! *goes to DIdney Sea*
Boopkins: YEAAAAAAYYYYY WE'RE HERE!!! *goes with Mario*
Boopkins and Mario: Weeeeeeeee
*A montage of pictures were taken at Didney Sea by SMG4, Mario, Toad and Boopkins including them at Didney Sea, then Mario is shown hanging on a rope in the ceiling while SMG4 is shocked, then Boopkins, Toad and Mario rides on Didney Sea rides while Toad is scared while Boopkins and Mario are happy, then another picture shows that Mario pushes Boopkins into the water and SMG4 is shown to be mad at Mario, then Joe Boopkins appears again with Boopkins in his shoulder which Mario looks scared while SMG4 escapes, then it shows SMG4, Toad and Mario heading out of Didney Sea with their shopping bags while Mario has his head broken*
*SMG4 outro plays*