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R64: Mario Simulator, often simply called Mario Simulator (just like the fictive video game of the same name), is the 177th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, and the sixth episode in the Retarded64 series.

Synopsis

Mario gets a video game called Mario Simulator, in which the player can "do Mario stuff" (according to the Narrator).

Plot

I just realized this game is CRAP! How did I play this for a week without noticing?!

—, Mario

In the beginning of the episode, the title screen to the right shows. Then, Mario appears in the video game. The narrator then explains what is going on. After that, Mario is met by a Luigi-like guy, whom Mario punches, and moves on. Mario then tries to enter a pipe, but is too fat to enter. He then finds a Toad, and is forced to "kill it before it lays eggs". Mario then enters the Castle and encounters Bowser. Mario then knocks Bowser out of the Koopa Clown Car, freeing Peach. Then Mario throws a sandwich at Bowser, killing him. An overjoyed Peach happily walks outside, and immediately gets herself captured again. Mario then finds one of the classic Brick Blocks, and jumps into it in hopes of getting coins, but ends of breaking his neck and spine.

Mario then does a "360 degree noscope swagalicious ass pound" (which later turns out to be a very complicated way of doing the regular jump) and stomps a Goomba. However, he is struck by one coming from behind, and Mario dies of Goomba diabeetus. Mario goes through the beginning of the game again, looking at his hunger meter which is critically low. Mario eats spaghetti for 2 hours, but his hunger meter was filled only 1%. After that, Mario rage quits and gives the game to Luigi and Wario before getting it back. He's still hungry, but he is given a kart instead of food. He drives out of the castle and immediately crashes, and he encounters Daisy with spaghetti in her skirt. She calls Mario a gutless fatso, and he dies of heartbreak (claiming he "wanted to live in a world without fat people").  Mario goes through the beginning shenanigans AGAIN, but this time, he runs over Daisy with his kart. At a gas station, Mario meets SwagTubbie and is totally jealous of his shades.

He is given the option to "be a douche", and he steals the SwagTubbie's shades, who promptly tries to run Mario down. Mario manages to get onto higher ground, and the SwagTubbie vows revenge. Due to the amount of points he got for "being a douche", Mario unlocks a secret simulator mode: Toad simulator. He screams in rage, confusion, and dread, all the while Toad has begun to play this new mode, quickly achieving 9999999999999999999 (9 quintillion 999 quadrillion 999 trillion 999 billion 999 million 999 thousand and 999) points. Mario then throws Toad out and continues playing the regular game. Mario then confronts a hoard of Teletubbies, led by SwagTubbie.

The horde then throws him into the lake. Mario then tries to play the game one more time, but dies taking a crap and Miyamoto taunts Mario. Mario becomes so angry, he turns into a Super Saiyan. He flies into space and throws the game cartridge into the Sun. Mario then proclaims, "I did it. I saved the world." Unbeknownst to Mario, immediately after he says this, the Earth explodes.

Characters

Errors

  • The Toad Simulator mode image disappears for a split second.
  • In the Toad and Luigi Simulators, you can see the health still says "Mario".
  • When Mario punches Luigi out of the house, the glass is floating in mid-air, and also * *When Mario walks out of the house, saying I got sh*t to do, it disappears.
  • When Mario says "No! She's a b*tch!", but Bowser is a male not female. Only he should have said "No! He's a b*tch!".
  • When Po chasing Mario with his car, he is missing in his car. Also his hair can be seen.
  • When Super Saiyan Mario throws the game into the sun, his Super Saiyan hair disappears.

Points

EXPERIENCE POINTS [EXP]

EXP is what you gain so you can level up.

  • Shoot Toad = +5 EXP
  • Defeat Bowser = +1 EXP
  • Steal Glasses From Swagtubbie = +1 EXP

AWESOME POINTS [APS]

APS is what you collect to be awesome.

  • Defeat Bowser = +1 APS
  • Steal Glasses From Swagtubbie = +1 APS

Trivia

  • The episode made various references to video games. 
  • The Game Over music heard on the 3rd and 4th deaths in the video is from Sega Rally.
  • On the first loading screen, Rocks in sprite form is visible.
  • In the HUD, Mario has 999999999 of every obtainable item in the game.
  • The HUD is re-used from Mario's trials in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Taken (Like An Idiot).
  • The part when Mario throws the cartridge into the sun is a Superman reference.
  • Mario apparently lived from "1990-chicken", which may be a reference to when Shy Guy died in SM64: Cooking with Bowser and Mario! when it said he lived from "1990-toast".
  • The Mario Simulator cartridge is a Nintendo 64 cartridge.
  • This marks the first (and to date only) appearance of SwagTubbie.
  • At the bottom of the menu screen, it says, "copyright. smg4 you die >:("
  • Mario referenced the Angry Video Game Nerd: Episode Superman 64 in the near end by going into space and throwing the Mario Simulator Nintendo 64 cartridge into the sun because the game was bad.
  • Before the game starts, The text "insert 1 coin" hits Mario, so you have to pay for playing Mario Simulator.
  • When SwagTubbie pulls into the gas station, the Barbie song can be heard at a very, very low pitch.
  • When Luigi annoys Mario, a unused Minecraft camera can be seen.
  • The picture on the cartridge (Mario using a pipe as a toilet) appears again in Problematic Pipe Problems.
  • This is one of the many SMG4 videos that does not use "pingas" in any way.
  • It is revealed in The SMG4 QNA (400k Subs :D) that this is SMG4's favorite video.
  • A sequel, Princess Capturing Simulator, exists.
  • In later years, the option "I'm going to rape you" in the option when Mario was confronting Daisy naked has been blurred out to fit YouTube's community guidelines.
    • This option can still be seen in reaction videos.
  • This is the very first blooper where Mario appears in his Garry's Mod model from Super Mario Galaxy.
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: the 1337 p0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 465 to 474 SMG4 Season 10 Episode 21 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 22 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 23 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 24 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 25 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 26 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 27 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 28 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 29 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 30
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