R64: Mario The Waiter is the tenth episode of season 7, the three hundred and thirty-first overall to be uploaded by SMG4, and the 23rd entry in the Retarded64 series.
This episode was aired on March 11, 2017.
Synopsis
Mario takes a part time job as a waiter. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
Plot
Mario is having lunch at a diner called "Gaben's Steamy Diner". To his surprise, he sees Luigi acting as a waiter. He explains that he's doing a part time job to earn money for a new kart, which Mario doesn't care about. While waiting for his order, Mario decides to cause some mischief by trying to take Wario's food. Before he can even touch it, Wario wakes up and demands to know who tried to touch his meal tray. Mario puts the blame on Luigi, which results in him getting knocked unconscious by an angry Wario. When Mario approaches his brother, he is confronted by the diner's owner Gabe Newell. Furious that his only waiter was rendered unavailable for duty, he has Mario fill in for him.
The first customer Mario approaches is Frankie. He wants to order Samado, Sanader Mado, Crushie 'n shoosh Ooh Nasa Peepo. But Mario didn't understand what he is speaking, and told him to speak English. Frankie then begins to cry, which cause Gaben to be mad at Mario, so Mario basically agreed to start accepting his order anyway, which cause Gaben to leave and Frankie to be happy.
Next, Mario met up with a customer named Big Smoke and decided to take his order. Smoke then tells what he wants while singing a rap. But Smoke's order is too long, so Mario put a fake cutout form of him and place it next to Smoke. Then Mario start to accept the order of the next two customers. The customers are Toad and Toadette. Toadette wants to order a sugar free chocolate cake, and tell Mario don't f*** it up. Mario then told Gaben that Toadette wants a sugar free chocolate cake, but Gaben is too busy with his ingredient (aka Boopkins) since the ingredient wants to stab him. Gaben then ask Mario if he knows how to cook it, but Mario doesn't know, so he told Mario to look up an instruction video. Then Boopkins escaped the Kitchen, forcing Gaben to chase after him, leaving Mario alone.
Mario then see Gaben's laptop, and decide to search up an instruction video on the chocolate cake, but he found Dr. Jean singing Banana Dance video instead. Mario then decided to add everything in the kitchen, and give the finished product to Toad. Toad opened it and finds Squidward inside, much to his shock, but Toadette told him not to be rude since Mario will get sad. Toad still doesn't want to eat Squidward, but Toadette said you're gonna like it. Toad then ate Squidward, and said that it is awesome and wonder what was it. Mario then said its everything from the Kitchen, with Toad wondering what it means. Gaben then come back from chasing Boopkins and checks the Kitchen, only to find out the Kitchen was gone, making him very mad. Mario then started to run away while Toad begins to vomit.
Meanwhile, Heavy is enjoying a sandwich, but Toad knocks it over while running and vomit, causing him to be mad. Mario then comes over and give him a vegan sandwich, but he was not pleased and try to shoot Mario. Mario then runs, hitting Dragonborn in the process. Picolas Cage then says "oh s***!", and Dragonborn went into rage mode and yell FUS RO DAH, which hit a bomb. The bomb then exploded when Frankie comes over, hurting him in the process. Frankie then knock over the Mario cutout next to Smoke due to the explosion, causing a chaos around the diner.
Gaben says the F word. But he stopped when Mario appeared asking him if he can go. Gaben then says that Mario ruined his life, but gives him one more chance by assigning him to deliver a plate of spaghetti to SMG4. Mario agreed, but on the way to SMG4's table, Mario was deciding whether or not to eat the spaghetti. A few moments later, Mario then tells Gaben that SMG4 likes it and wants another one. Gabe Newell then turns around and finds SMG4 knocked out with a sign saying "Dat spaghetti wuz 10/10 pls give me more". Then he turns around and finds Mario holding a baseball bat, and Mario burped. Realizing that Mario ate the spaghetti, Gaben went on a rampage and chase Mario around the diner. Mario then ran into the storehouse, and Gaben grabs an axe and break down the door. Mario then block the door with gasoline canisters. Gaben then shoot down the door with a rocket launcher, causing the gasoline canisters to explode. The explosion then destroyed the entire diner.
Luigi then woke up and wondered what happened. Gaben then called Mario a maniac for blowing up his restaurant, even though himself was the one that blew up the restaurant. Luigi finds this situation horrible and Mario is complaining he still haven't gotten a chance to order. Gaben then knock out both of them, trapping them in a poster of his face. Gaben then said that he is mad that Mario blew up the diner and that he curse Mario and Luigi to trap on his face forever. He also says he will now go back to making Half Life 3. Luigi then complains he will never get that kart. Gaben then brought Smoke over to play with Mario and Luigi before he left. Smoke then gets mad at Mario, telling him that nobody jacks the smoke and ask where is his order. Smoke then knocks him out with a baseball bat, causing Mario to be in a Shooting Stars meme. Luigi then decided to go back to being unconscious again while Mario continues to be in the Shooting Stars meme.
Characters
Main Characters
Supporting Characters
- Gabe Newell debut
- Luigi
Minor Characters
Cameos
- Picolas Cage debut
- Dragonborn
- Captain Olimar
- Slenderman
- Pyro
- Bear
- Fishy Boopkins
- Squidward Tentacles
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- SMG4
Deaths
- Squidward being eaten by Toad.
- Many customers died in the chaos that ensued. If not, they surely perished in the restaurants explosion.
- SMG4 being hit by Mario's baseball bat.
Music used
- 00:04 – Main Theme; Hotel Mario
- 00:31 – Luigi’s Story; Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
- 00:52 – Never Let Up!; Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
- 01:30 – Main Menu; Cooking Mama 3
- 02:14 – Title Theme; Cooking Mama 3
- 02:58 – Growl; EXO (Instrumental)
- 03:34 – Banana Dance (Guacamole Song); Dr. Jean
- 03:52 – Inside the Castle; Mario Party 3
- 04:04 – Daytime Drama; SpongeBob
- 04:27 – Fight Against an Armed Boss; Super Mario RPG
- 05:01 – Inferno Tower; Mario Party 6
- 05:12 – What Shall We Cook?; Cooking Mama 3
- 05:45 – Fight Against Smithy; Super Mario RPG
- 06:40 – Are You Ready for a Miracle?; Patti LaBelle
- 06:59 – Shooting Stars; Bag Raiders
References
- Shooting Stars: Mario's dancing at the end of the episode after getting hit by a baseball bat is a reference to the popular memes.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: The moment when Gaben glares at Mario is similar to the Human Resources scene from the episode "Selling Out".
- The Shining: The quote "Heeeeeeeeeere's Gaben!" said by Gaben is a reference to the film's antagonist Jack Torrance.
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Season 12 | |
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Overall Episodes 693 to 702 | Mario Waits For The Bus · Freddy's Spaghetteria Security Breach · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 3 · All Mario Wants Is Absolute 𝓟 𝓞 𝓦 𝓔 𝓡 · Mario's Bus Trip · Uncanny Mr Mario · Mario Tries Life Hacks · Mario Gets Into NFTs · Mario and The God Box · Mario Reacts To Funny Tik Toks |
Overall Episodes 703 to 712 | If Mario Was In... ROBLOX · Mario Plays: Smash Or Pass · The Floor is Lava · Absolute Betrayal · REVELATIONS (Cinematic Trailer) · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 4 · REVELATIONS · Mario Plays Roblox · If Mario Was In... Sonic Movie 2 · Welcome To Mario Mart™ |
Overall Episodes 713 to 722 | Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 5 · The Mario Documentary · Mario Goes To The Zoo · Mario Plays Baldi's Basics · Mario Does His Laundry · The Cursed Tapes · Mario Reacts To Anime Memes · SMG4: If Mario Was In... Disney · SMG4 Season 12 Episode 29 · SMG4 Season 12 Episode 30 |
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Overall Episodes 1 to 10 | LOOKING FOR ACTORS · SMG4: Goodbye Meggy · ??? · SMG4 EXPOSED?! I'M ACTUALLY A MONKEY |