R64: Mario The Waiter

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R64: Mario The Waiter
Season	7
Episode	9
Overall	331
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U.S./U.K. airdate	March 11, 2017
AUS airdate	March 12, 2017
Series	R*****ed64
Viewers	4M+ views
Credits
Idea by/Written by	Kevin Lerdwichagul
Directed by	Luke Lerdwichagul
Produced by	Kevin Lerdwichagul
Edited by	Luke Lerdwichagul
Thumbnail by	Luke Lerdwichagul
Episode Guide
Previous	Series: If Mario was in... Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time R64: R64: Stupid Smash Bros
Next	Series: SMG4: Mario goes to DIDNEY WORL R64: R64: Stupid Mario Party

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Mario The Waiter is the ninth episode of Season 7 and the three hundred and thirty-first overall to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.

It is the 24th entry in the R*****ed64 series. It was aired on March 11, 2017.

Synopsis

Mario takes a part time job as a waiter. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

Plot

Mario is having lunch at a diner called "Gaben's Steamy Diner". To his surprise, he sees Luigi acting as a waiter. He explains that he's doing a part time job to earn money for a new kart, but Mario cuts him off, asking for a spaghetti burrito. Hungry, Mario notices Wario asleep with a whole tray of food. As soon as he lays his hand on it, Wario wakes up and demands to know who tried to touch his meal. Mario puts the blame on Luigi, who gets knocked unconscious by an angry Wario. When Mario approaches his brother, he is confronted by the diner's owner Gabe Newell. Furious that his only waiter was rendered unavailable for duty, he has Mario fill in for him.

Mario's first customer is Frankie. He wants to order a Spanish food. But Mario didn't understand what he is speaking and eventually snapped, asking if he speaks English. Frankie then begins sobbing, which causes Newell to threathens Mario. Intimidated, Mario promises Frankie that they'd have his meal right away.

Next, Mario met up with Big Smoke and decided to take his order. Smoke then tells what he wants while singing a rap. But Big Smoke's order is too long, so Mario puts a fake cutout form of him and places it next to Smoke. Then Mario start to accept the order of the next two customers. The customers are Toad and his wife Toadette. Toadette wants to order a sugar free chocolate cake. Mario then told Newell that Toadette wants a sugar free chocolate cake, but Newell is too busy fighting Boopkins since he was an ingredient. Newell then asks Mario if he knows how to cook it, to which he responded that he had no idea. Frustrated, Newell told Mario to look up an instruction video. Then Boopkins escaped the kitchen and fleed, forcing Newell to chase after him, leaving Mario alone.

On Newell's laptop, Mario looks up a baking tutorial on YouTube, only to find the video Dr. Jean singing Banana Dance. Confused, Mario decides to bake using the entire kitchen. When the finished product is given to the couple, Toad finds Squidward Tentacles on his plate, much to his shock. Toadette urges Toad not to be rude. Toad then eats Squidward, to his liking. Newell returns and apologizes for his absence. He goes to the kitchen door, but the door leads to the kitchen's remains.

Meanwhile, Heavy is enjoying his sandwich, but Toad knocks it over while running and vomit, causing him to be mad. Mario then comes over and give him a vegan sandwich, but he was not pleased and try to shoot Mario. Mario then runs, hitting Dragonborn in the process. Dragonborn screams into rage mode and yells, which hit a bomb. The bomb then exploded when Frankie comes over, hurting him in the process. Frankie then knock over the Mario cutout next to Smoke due to the explosion, causing a chaos around the diner.

Newell rages at the chaos that Mario causes, but he stopped when Mario appeared asking him if he can go. Newell threatens that Mario ruined his life, but gives him one more chance by assigning him to deliver a plate of spaghetti to SMG4. Mario agreed, but on the way to SMG4's table, Mario was deciding whether or not to eat the spaghetti due to his spaghetti addiction. A few moments later, Mario then tells Newell that SMG4 likes it and wants another one. Newell then turns around and finds SMG4 knocked out. Then he turns around and realizes that Mario ate the spaghetti, Newell went on a rampage and chase Mario around the diner. Mario then ran into the storehouse, and Newell grabs an axe and break down the door. Mario then block the door with gasoline canisters. Newell shoots down the door with a rocket launcher, causing the gasoline canisters to explode. The explosion then destroyed the entire diner.

Luigi then woke up and wondered what happened. Newell calls Mario a maniac for blowing up his restaurant, even though himself was the one that blew up the restaurant. Luigi finds this situation horrible and Mario is complaining he still haven't gotten a chance to order. Newell then knock out both of them, trapping them in a universe of poster of his face. Newell tells that he is mad that Mario blew up the diner and that he curse Mario and Luigi to trap on his face forever. He also says he will now go back to making Half Life 3. Luigi then complains he will never get that kart. Newell then brought Big Smoke over to play with Mario and Luigi before he left. Big Smoke gets mad at Mario, asks where is his order. Big Smoke then knocks him out with a baseball bat, causing Mario to be in a Shooting Stars meme. Luigi then decided to go back to being unconscious again while Mario continues to be in the Shooting Stars meme.

Characters

Main Characters

• Mario

Supporting Characters

• Gabe Newell debut
• Luigi

Minor Characters

• Wario
• Frankie
• Big Smoke debut
• Toad
• Toadette

Cameos

• Picolas Cage debut
• Dragonborn
• Captain Olimar
• Slenderman
• Pyro
• Bear
• Fishy Boopkins
• Squidward Tentacles
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• SMG4

Deaths

• Squidward being eaten by Toad.
• Many customers died in the chaos that ensued. If not, they surely perished in the restaurants explosion.
• SMG4 being hit by Mario's baseball bat and got perishes in restaurant explosion.

Maps used

• Los Pollos Hermanos (Breaking Bad)

Music used

• 00:04 – Main Theme; Hotel Mario
• 00:31 – Luigi’s Story; Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
• 00:52 – Never Let Up!; Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
• 01:30 – Main Menu; Cooking Mama 3
• 02:14 – Title Theme; Cooking Mama 3
• 02:58 – Growl; EXO (Instrumental)
• 03:34 – Banana Dance (Guacamole Song); Dr. Jean
• 03:52 – Inside the Castle; Mario Party 3
• 04:04 – Daytime Drama; SpongeBob
• 04:27 – Fight Against an Armed Boss; Super Mario RPG
• 05:01 – Inferno Tower; Mario Party 6
• 05:12 – What Shall We Cook?; Cooking Mama 3
• 05:45 – Fight Against Smithy; Super Mario RPG
• 06:40 – Are You Ready for a Miracle?; Patti LaBelle
• 06:59 – Shooting Stars; Bag Raiders

Trivia

• The thing that Mario put in the pot at 3:45 while baking the chocolate cake includes:
  • A poop Emoji
  • M. Bison's hat
  • Marijuana
  • The Old Man Hobo
  • A Super Mushroom
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Weegee's Head with the Illuminati symbol for eyes
• After telling Mario and Luigi that they'll be trapped on his face forever, Gabe Newell said he'll be going to work on Half-Life 3. This is in reference to all the infamous 'Half-Life 3 Confirmed' memes.

References

• Shooting Stars: Mario's dancing at the end of the episode after getting hit by a baseball bat is a reference to the popular memes.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: The moment when Gaben glares at Mario is similar to the Human Resources scene from the episode "Selling Out".
• The Shining: The quote "Heeeeeeeeeere's Gaben!" said by Gaben is a reference to the film's antagonist Jack Torrance.

v - e R*****ed64 2013 Mario Goes Shopping • Idiot karts 101 • The 1337 P0lice 2014 Mario and the r*****ed spaghetti factory • A Dose of Dr. Mario • Mario Simulator • Mario's Spageti Delivary • Mario for Hire. • Freddy's spaghettiria 2015 Son of a bowser. • Return to Freddy's Spaghettria • the Toad, the Fat and the Ugly. • Princess Capturing Simulator. • Revenge of Freddy's Spaghettria • An Overdose of Dr. Mario 2016 The Spaghettipocalypse • A Theatre Mario. • Boo Busters • Mario the Olympian • We're going on a Luigi hunt • Stupid Mario Maker 2017 Mario's Road Trip • Stupid Smash Bros • Mario The Waiter • Stupid Mario Party • Stupid Mario Kart • Stupid Mario Galaxy • Mario's Boat Trip Post-R*****ed64 episodes Stupid Mario Sunshine • Mario's Train Trip • Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spaghetteria • Freddy's Spaghetteria Security Breach Remastered64 Freddy's Spaghetteria • WHO LET THE CHOMP OUT? • My First Ever Video Unnecessarily Remastered (and more!) • Mario's Road Trip • Stupid Mario Kart • Return to Freddy's Spaghettria

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