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Template:BG/General Template:Viewer Discretion Advised R64: Mario The Waiter is a blooper by SMG4 and the 23rd entry in the Retarded64 series. In this episode, Mario is now a waiter and is working at a restaurant, but as always, due to his retarded behavior, something may go wrong.
Synopsis
Mario takes a part time job as a waiter. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
Plot
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Mario is having lunch at a diner called "Gaben's Steamy Diner". To his surprise, he sees Luigi acting as a waiter. He explains that he's doing a part time job to earn money for a new kart, which Mario doesn't care about. While waiting for his order, Mario decides to cause some mischief by trying to take Wario's food. Before he can even touch it, Wario wakes up and demands to know who tried to touch his meal tray. Mario puts the blame on Luigi, which results in him getting knocked unconscious by an angry Wario. When Mario approaches his brother, he is confronted by the diner's owner Gabe Newell. Furious that his only waiter was rendered unavailable for duty, he has Mario fill in for him.
The first customer Mario approaches is Frankie. He wants to order Samado, Sanader Mado, Crushie 'n shoosh Ooh Nasa Peepo. But Mario didn't understand what he is speaking, and told him to speak English. Frankie then begins to cry, which cause Gabe Newell to be mad at Mario, so Mario basically agreed to start accepting his order anyway, which cause Gabe Newell to leave and Frankie to be happy.
Next, Mario met up with a customer named Big Smoke and decided to take his order. Big Smoke then tells what he wants while singing a rap. But Big Smoke's order is too long, so Mario put a fake cutout form of him and place it next to Big Smoke. Then Mario start to accept the order of the next two customers.The customers are Toad and Toadette. Toadette wants to order a sugar free chocolate cake, and tell Mario don't f*** it up. Mario then told Gabe Newell that Toadette wants a sugar free chocolate cake, but Gabe Newell is too busy with his ingredient (aka Fishy Boopkins) since the ingredient wants to stab him. Gabe Newell then ask Mario if he knows how to cook it, but Mario doesn't know, so he told Mario to look up an instruction video. Then Fishy Boopkins escaped the Kitchen, forcing Gabe Newell to chase after him, leaving Mario alone.
Mario then see Gabe Newell's laptop, and decide to search up an instruction video on the chocolate cake, but he found a lady singing a banana ketchup song video instead. Mario then decided to add everything in the kitchen, and give the finished product to Toad. Toad opened it and finds Squidward inside, much to his shock, but Toadette told him not to be rude since Mario will get sad. Toad still doesn't want to eat Squidward, but Toadette said you're gonna like it. Toad then ate Squidward, and said that it is awesome and wonder what was it. Mario then said its everything from the Kitchen, with Toad wondering what it means. Gabe Newell then come back from chasing Fishy Boopkins and checks the Kitchen, only to find out the Kitchen was gone, making him very mad. Mario then started to run away while Toad begins to vomit.
Meanwhile, the Heavy Weapons Guy is enjoying a sandwich, but Toad knocks it over while running and vomit, causing him to be mad. Mario then comes over and give him a vegan sandwich, but he was not pleased and try to shoot Mario. Mario then runs, hitting Dragonborn in the process. Picolas Cage then says "oh s***!", and Dragonborn went into rage mode and yell Fus-ro-dah, which hit a bomb. The bomb then exploded when Frankie comes over, hurting him in the process. Frankie then knock over the Mario cutout next to Big Smoke due to the explosion, causing a chaos around Gaben's steamy diner.
Gabe Newell says the F word. But he stopped when Mario appeared asking him if he can go. Gabe Newell then says that Mario ruined his life, but gives him one more chance by assigning him to deliver a plate of spaghetti to SMG4. Mario agreed, but on the way to SMG4's table, Mario was deciding whether or not to eat the spaghetti. A few moments later, Mario then tells Gabe Newell that SMG4 likes it and wants another one. Gabe Newell then turns around and finds SMG4 knocked out with a sign saying "Dat spaghetti wuz 10/10 pls give me more". Then he turns around and finds Mario holding a baseball bat, and Mario burped. Realizing that Mario ate the spaghetti, Gabe Newell went on a rampage and chase Mario around the diner. Mario then ran into the storehouse, and Gabe Newell grabs an axe and break down the door. Mario then block the door with gasoline canisters. Gabe Newell then shoot down the door with a rocket launcher, causing the gasoline canisters to explode. The explosion then destroyed the entire Gaben's Steamy Diner.
Luigi then woke up and wondered what happened. Gabe Newell then called Mario a maniac for blewing up his restaurant, even though himself was the one that blew up the restaurant. Luigi finds this situation horrible and Mario is complaining he still haven't gotten a chance to order. Gabe Newell then knock out both of them, trapping them in a poster of his face. Gabe Newell then said that he is mad that Mario blew up the diner and that he curse Mario and Luigi to trap on his face forever. He also says he will now go back to making Half Life 3. Luigi then complains he will never get that kart. Gabe Newell then brought Big Smoke over to play with Mario and Luigi before he left. Big Smoke then gets mad at Mario, telling him that nobody jacks the smoke and ask where is his order. Big Smoke then knocks him out with a baseball bat, causing Mario to be in a Shooting Stars meme. Luigi then decided to go back to being unconscious again while Mario continues to be in the Shooting Stars meme.
Characters
- Mario
- Luigi
- Frankie
- Big Smoke debut
- Gabe Newell debut
- Picolas Cagedebut
- Dragonborn
- Toad
- Toadette
- Wario
- Fishy Boopkins
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- SMG4 Cameo
- Squidward Tentacles
- Pedobear
- Olimar
- Slenderman
- Pyro
- bear
Deaths
- Squidward being eaten by Toad.
- Many customers died in the chaos that ensued. If not, they surely perished in the restaurants explosion.
- SMG4 being hitted by Mario's baseball bat.
References
- Shooting Stars - Mario's dancing at the end of the episode after getting hit by a baseball bat is a reference to the popular Shooting Stars Memes (the song Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders).
- Spongebob Squarepants - The moment when Gabe glares at Mario is similar to the Human Resources scene from the episode "Selling Out".
- The Shining - The quote "Here's gaben" said by Gabe Newell is a reference to the film's antagonist Jack Torrance.
Music Used
- 00:04 – Main Theme; Hotel Mario
- 00:31 – Luigi’s Story; Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
- 00:52 – Never Let Up!; Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
- 01:30 – Main Menu; Cooking Mama 3
- 02:14 – Title Theme; Cooking Mama 3
- 02:58 – Growl (instrumental); EXO (upload example by Happy Hour Podcast)
- 03:34 – Dr Jean’s Banana Dance (Guacamole Song); Dr Jean
- 03:52 – Inside The Castle; Mario Party 3
- 04:04 – Daytime Drama; Spongebob
- 04:27 – Fight Against An Armed Boss; Super Mario RPG
- 05:01 – Inferno Tower; Mario Party 6
- 05:12 – What Shall We Cook?; Cooking Mama 3
- 05:45 – Fight Against Smithy; Super Mario RPG
- 06:40 – Are You Ready For A Miracle?; Patti LaBelle
- 06:59 – Shooting Stars; Bag Raiders
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Episodes 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
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