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R64: Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory is the fifth episode of Season 4 and the one hundred and sixty-third overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This is also the fourth episode of the Retarded64 series where several Guards N' Retards characters such as Chris, Swagmaster69696969696, and Tubbie Wonka, and the Oompa Loompas make their debut. It was aired on February 2nd, 2014.

Sypnosis

One fine day, Mario was watching tv and then the news came on yaaay! the grand opening of the new spaghetti factory! mario decides to visit it and see what's in store...

Plot

The episode begins with Mario humping the floor while Luigi watched TV before seeing what was on TV. It was a news program with CrimsonMan5 starting to report announcing that a new Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie had just opened and were having a grand opening for all visitors. Naturally excited, Mario quickly rushed to the location, accidentally squashing Luigi with the couch in the process.

In the town where three pedestrians were walking by before the third one got run over by Mario with his horrible driving skills, he suddenly heard his name from Peach Toadstool. Turned out she was being kidnapped by Bowser who was currently reading 50 shades of Koopa.He thought it out but because he was interrupted by her, he took her out before driving away.

Mario soon reached the Spaghetti Factory which had a very sparse attendance consisting of only two other visitors whom one, MarioMario54321, walked away. Soon, Tubbie Wonka came out. Not wanting to deal with a Teletubby, the other visitor, an unknown person, decided to just leave. Tubbie Wonka decided to throw Mario into the factory and laughed evilly before showing Mario how the spaghetti would be made.

Mario though was annoyed by not being shown on where was the spaghetti and showed his annoyance through kicking Tubbie Wonka in the groin. That only prompted him to call in his Oompa Loompa guards, who shouted at Mario to leave the factory. Mario naturally disobeyed and was subsequently thrown out. Not letting this go, he proceeded to do anything to get inside the factory.

This list shows Mario's attempts at getting inside the factory (and failing):

  • Getting in via the window (which had Tubbie Wonka waiting to shoot him down)
  • Getting in via the chimney (it just caused an explosion which burnt Mario)
  • Running through the doors with a tank (the Oompa Loompa guards simply fired a bazooka missile at him to blow him out)

Eventually, Mario resorted to calling Tubbie Wonka before bursting in and attacking him. It also failed and led to Mario being thrown into the factory jail cell. Despite Mario asking for help, the guard refused. Mario then saw a key and saw it as a way to escape. He threw a coin but the guard got in a way, getting knocked out. As he tried to throw another coin, the door opened, causing him to be free. Of course, another guard saw what he did and tried to stop him, only for Mario to flash himself at the guard, knocking him out.

As he made his escape, his cell neighbor, a Woman, cried for help. Feeling sorry, Mario unlocked her cell door. The woman stared for a while before acting like Peach. This scared Mario, causing him to take her out.

As Mario made his way through the complex to the spaghetti, he saw Swagmaster69696969696 and Chris. Apparently, Swagmaster was watching 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) 50,000 subs!. Chris did not like Swagmaster's video choice and it almost led to both of them shooting at each other, just for Greg to appear. This resulted in them shooting him instead and laughing it off. Suddenly, Mario entered the room asking for spaghetti, freaking out Swagmaster due to thinking he saw fata$$ Justin Bieber before shooting at him.

As Tubbie Wonka evilly asked how did Mario feel to be in prison, he saw that he escaped. He turned to his guards just to see them acting dumb. Meanwhile, as Mario headed nearer to the spaghetti making room, attaching himself to a guard's back who somehow not feel the weight. As he got closer, he suddenly ran into two guards. Pleading with them to not hurt him, one of them recited Morgan Freeman's poem before exploding. Mario was touched by that and soon reached the spaghetti making room.

Just as was happy with what he saw, Tubbie Wonka appeared pointing a gun at him showing how the factory made spaghetti. In this case, using Tubby Custard. Realizing the truth, Mario became super outraged and tackled Tubbie Wonka into the spaghetti making machine, causing it to overload and blow the factory up and Mario away from it. He flew through the air and eventually crashed near Bowser, still reading 50 Shades of Koopa, grumbling as the video ended.

Characters

Main Characters

Supporting Characters

Minor Characters

Cameos

  • Toad (appears at the start exploding on collison)
  • CrimsonMan5 (Credited as the anchor)
  • Unknown Pedestrian 1
  • Unknown Pedestrian 2
  • Firemario126 (got run over by Mario)
  • Bowser (appears reading 50 Shades of Koopa)
  • Peach Toadstool (appears beside Bowser but was shot dead)
  • MarioMario54321 (appears as a visitor to the grand opening but left early)
  • JamalioHabbo14 (left as soon as he saw Tubbie Wonka)
  • Woman (appears near Mario's cell but was shot dead by him)
  • Greg debut (appears at 4:08 but was killed by both Chris and Swagmaster)

Mentioned

Trivia

  • This blooper is based on 2 movies: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which are both based on the book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
  • This blooper inspired the spin-off series Guards N' Retards.
  • This episode is highly connected to Guards N' Retards: Prisoners.
  • After the factory's door opened, as the camera focuses on Mario and the unknown visitor, Mario can be heard squealing out "OH MY GOSH" repetitively until Tubbie Wonka pops out. This is a very obvious reference to Rainbow Dash of the My Little Pony franchise.
  • This is one of the only few 2014 bloopers with Mario being in normal SM64 form on the title card.
  • The book that Bowser reads is called 50 Shades of Koopa a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey.
  • Before the song in the factory, wooden crates are heard being busted open, as well as the weapon change sound from G-Mod. (time?)
  • The video that Swagmaster was watching on the computer in the Spaghetti Room is a clip from 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) 50,000 subs!.
  • After the factory exploded, the music "I Believe in Pasta" is heard, until Mario fell on the ground.
  • While the Tubbie Wonka shows Mario the spaghetti factory, you can see a shadowy ghost climbing on the ceiling.
  • After Mario said "Woohoo, hello! It's a me Mario -", Tubbie Wonka screamed "CHOCLAAAAAAAAATE!", before pushing him into the factory and laughing evilly. This line came from SpongeBob SquarePants' episode Chocolate with Nuts, which became a sub-popular meme on YouTube.
  • This is the first installment of the R64 series to use the intro.
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: the 1337 p0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 465 to 474 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 475 to 484 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 37 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 38 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 39 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 40
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