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Retarded64: Mario for Hire. is the 194th video made and uploaded on YouTube by SuperMarioGlitchy4 and the 8th episode in the Retarded64 series. In this blooper, Mario accidentally destroys his own car with two firework rockets, crashes into Bowser's car and has to work to obtain more money to buy a new one (Peach gave him the idea).

Plot

The video begins with Yoshi, Luigi, Waluigi, and Peach racing on a Mario Kart track (this is a tf2 map too), where "They see me rolling" can be heard as Luigi drives by and Peach can be seen flying across the track and exploding violently. Mario watches them, and decides to test out his amazing rocket-kart. After dreaming about all the swag he would get, Mario tries to drive the kart, but fails. As Mario is uncontrollably flying down the track, Luigi sees him and also notices he is headed straight for an Old Lady crossing the road. Luigi practicies heroism by pushing her out of the way, but Mario swerves and hits her anyway. Mario then crashes into Bowser's car, destroying it and his kart in the process. The Old Lady survives somehow, and Bowser arrives to find his car ablaze. He asks what happened, and Mario blames Luigi. Bowser then rages heavily upon Luigi and blows Luigi up. Mario runs away, bearing a Troll face. In the next scene we find Mario at a mall parking lot, seeking a new kart. He tries to steal someone's car, and is caught by the cops with the classic "STAHP RITE THERE!!!". He manages to escape, and sees the Mall entrance. Upon entering he sees a bunch of cars for sale, among them the Tubby Custard car and Mario's Spageti Delivary van. Mario appears to be infatuated with a sports car, but he actually wanted the tube-pipe kart underneath it. After daydreaming of all the jealousy the car would create, he begins to hump the vehicle saying, "This makes me so happy.". An employee tells Mario to not hump the cars. Mario then brings the kart to the cashier, and asks the price. The cashier replies, "IT'S OVER 9000!" Mario doesn't appear to be worried, since he brings in his "Mario's happy money safe!". After opening it, we see that it's empty. Mario then tries to get the kart for free, but ends up being severely beaten up. After returning to the castle, Mario asks Peach for some help. After learning Mario wants money, she throws him out of the castle. She then tells Mario to get a job. Mario goes "WHOAAAAHHH" with realization.

Super mario job time!

Mario sets up a stand that sells genuine princess-worn clothes. Bowser pays Mario 10 coins for some, but then Peach sees the deed and charges Mario with the intention of injuring him severely.

Super mario plumber time!

Mario goes to Pokemon trainer's house and tries to unclog his toilet using a bob-omb. While the trainer is using the crapper, the bomb explodes, sending the trainer hurdling off the toilet.

Super mario business time!

Mario gets a real desk job to try and earn his money. He becomes hungry, and asks a guy for food. The guy doesn't care, anf tries to shoot Mario. Mario evades and Mega Man gets shot instead. Mario then sees Heavy's sandvich, and  tries to take it. Heavy says no, and throws Mario against some file cabinets. He appears to masturbate while saying "Om nom nom", then realizes that someone(Mario) stole his food while he wasn't looking. Heavy then rages, and Mario again blames Luigi. Heavy beats up Luigi and throws both Luigi and himself through a window into a business meeting.

Super mario cafe time!

Mario gets a job at Starbucks and works alongside Zero Suit Samus. While Steve makes a very large order, Eggman appears and "Gangnam Style" plays. Mario punches him away and begins humping Samus. Mario earns seceral hundred coins before Peach catches him humping. Mario flies away frantically.

End of the video.

Mario is frustrated that he cannot make enough money for the kart. Toad gives him the idea of robbing a bank. With Toad disguised as a baby, they both get into a bank. Toad distracts the bank teller while Mario grabs the money. Mario then gets arrested along with Toad. While in jail, Mario sees the "LODS EMONE" commercial that said to "sell yourself for some money". After Mario got out of jail, he sold Toad and got his money. Mario finally buys the kart. After a couple of laps on the track, Mario hits Luigi with the kart and sends Luigi flying into Heavy's gun. Heavy is enraged, shouting "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!" Mario tries to run, but Luigi blames Mario. Heavy beats up Mario, and throws him across the track. Mario's new kart then lands on him and explodes.

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Trivia

  • When Steve is ordering his food he has Big Smoke (a character from the videogame GTA: San Andreas)'s voice.
  • Shrek makes a cameo appearance in this blooper, in the "Super Mario Business Time" part when the phone is ringing.
  • This marks the first 2014 appearance of Starman3 in SMG4's videos.
  • This is the 4th time that Shy Guy never speaks or says ''YEAH TOAST!!!'' This is also the first time we see his shocked face.
  • This is the first time Heavy appeared for more than 3 seconds.
  • This is the second time that we see Lakitu in Garry's Mod, the first being "The Blooper Competition".
  • Before Mario finds his new kart, a Ferrari can be seen.
  • When Heavy says What the F**k do you want that same audio clip is used by SMG4 in Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2.
  • When the roof of the bank is broken by Teletubbies, white Teletubbies can be seen. It was probably a mistake by SMG4.
  • When Toad and Mario got arrested  Toad says to Mario ''Nice job D*ck face like if the bank robery was Mario's idea but it was Toad's.

References to other bloopers

  • When Mario finds his new kart, his Spaghetti Van and The Tubby Custard Salesman's vehicle from Retarded64: Mario's Spageti Delivary can be seen.
  • The scene with Baby Mario may be a reference to the first Retarded64 video: "Retarded64: Mario Goes Shopping".

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