R64: Mario the Olympian

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R64: Mario the Olympian
Season	6
Episode	25
Overall	289
Blooper Information
U.S./U.K. airdate	August 21, 2016
AUS airdate	August 21, 2016
Series	R*****ed64
Viewers	8M+
Credits
Idea by/Written by	Kevin Lerdwichagul
Directed by	Luke Lerdwichagul
Produced by	Kevin Lerdwichagul
Edited by	Luke Lerdwichagul
Thumbnail by	Luke Lerdwichagul
Episode Guide
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R64: Mario the Olympian is the twenty-fifth episode of Season 6 and the two hundred and eighty-ninth overall to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.

This episode was aired on August 21, 2016.

Synopsis

After Sonic passed out due to Mario's usual r****dness, Mario sneaked inside the Olympic Stadium using Sonic's Olympic license and competes for the gold medal (not that he cares), and hopefully for him, free food.

Plot

Mario standing on the side of the road after crashing his go-kart, waiting for Sonic the Hedgehog to pick him up. When Sonic arrives, Mario begins dancing naked in the passenger seat, much to Sonic's horror. Mario notices Sonic's Olympic Games license which promises food, prompting him to summon Frankie onto the RV. This causes Sonic to crash the RV and end up in a daze. Mario drives to Mushroom City Stadium and uses an unconscious Sonic to gain access to the premises, running over the announcer in the process.

Albus Dumbledore serves as the referee for the competition and explains the rules to the competitors, consisting of Mario, Frankie, Old Man Hobo, Woody, and Kermit The Frog. Dumbledore states that whoever wins will receive an unlimited reward of their choosing, much to Mario's enthusiasm.

First event: Athletics

Mario wins the race by riding on Sonic's back at light speed.

Second event: Pole vault

This event culminates in everyone launching into space.

Third event: Wrestling

Mario faces off against Woody. Mario threatens Woody, who responds by using a flamethrower and chainsaw to attack the plumber. Mario dispatches Woody and is faced with defeating Old Man Hobo, who fires a laser beam at him. This backfires as Mario breathes the flames out, incinerating Old Man Hobo and Frankie. As Mario celebrates, he receives a call from Kermit, who wishes death upon him and threatens to stick his finger up Mario's butt. The two engage in a scuffle which ends with them exploding.

Fourth event: Gymnastics

Mario leaps and flops his face first onto the floor, Frankie fails at a triple jump, Old Man Hobo launches through a window, and Woody poses in the air before landing on his groin, much to Gourmet Guy's humor.

Fifth event: Shooting

Mario grows tired of the games and leaves, but not before shooting Dumbledore. Dumbledore orders the other competitors to apprehend Mario or else nobody will win anything, with Kermit saying that everyone will get rid of Mario.

Final Event: Shoot the Mario!

Mario escapes from his opponents on a motorcycle, with Woody jumpscaring him and causing Mario to flee to the gym. There, he and Frankie engage in a tennis match with a Bob-omb, with Mario ultimately defeating his opponent. Unfortunately, Mario is struck down by a wheelchair-bound Kermit and Dumbledore sentences him to an entire decade in prison, to which Mario rejoices, due to the thought of free food.

Characters

Main Characters

• Mario
• Frankie
• Old Man Hobo
• Kermit the Frog
• Woody

Supporting Characters

• Albus Dumbledore

Minor Characters

• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Mushroom City Stadium security guard
• Gourmet Guy
• Jasslam As Announcer

Cameos

• Crazy Raisin Lady
• Soldiers
• Bob-omb

Deaths

• Mushroom City stadium announcer and a soldier got ran over by Sonic's RV driven by Mario.
• Burning soldier puts into the cauldron after Mario ran over him.
• Kermit, Old Man Hobo and Mario die in space due to a lack of oxygen. later revived
• Frankie and Old Man Hobo got immolated by Mario after Mario inhaled Old Man's laser beam. later revived
• Kermit got brutally beaten to death by Mario. later revived
• Frankie falls to his death during a triple jump. later revived
• Old Man Hobo launches into gymnasium window.
• Frankie got killed by Bob-omb deflected by Gourmet Guy's ice cream cone used by Mario.

DEATH COUNT: 4

Errors

• When the wizard tells how many times Mario wins, the close captions show that he won 20,769 times, instead of 1,769 times.

Music Used

• 0:00 - Opening Title; Super Mario World (SNES)
• 0:04 - Super Pipe House; Super Mario RPG (SNES)
• 0:33, 0:51 - Drowsy; Dr. Luigi (Wii U)
• 1:15 - Cyril Watters; Crepe Suzette; Ren & Stimpy/SpongeBob SquarePants
• 1:38 - Mini Games; Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga (GBA)
• 1:44 - Trophy Presentation; Mario Kart 64 (N64)
• 1:52 - Title Screen; Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games (Wii)
• 2:05 - Battle Match; Mario Party 5 (GC)
• 2:27 - National Anthem Of America (US)
• 2:32, 2:59, 3:24, 3:59, 5:15, 5:48 - Super Mario World (Bonus Room); Fortune Street (Wii)
• 3:18 - Finish (1st Place); Mario Kart 64 (N64)
• 3:32, 3:47 - That's All Of It; Mario Party 2 (N64)
• 3:44 - Miimoto Shop; Miimoto (Mobile)
• 3:52 - Battle Against Belch; EarthBound (SNES)
• 4:02 - Title Theme; Punch Out!! (Wii)
• 4:43 - Main Theme; Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Multi-Platform)
• 5:18 - Blue Danube; Strauss
• 5:51, 6:08 - Title (Part 1); Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! (NES)
• 6:19 - Fight Against An Armed Boss; Super Mario RPG (SNES)
• 6:31, 7:14 - Gotta Go Fast; Sonic X
• 6:48 - Character Select (CD Version); Mario Hoops 3 On 3 (DS)
• 7:08 - Victory Theme; Super Mario RPG (SNES)
• 7:18 - Carmina Burana (O Fortuna); Carl Orff
• 7:45 - Ageha; Ryu☆
• 7:48 - Super Mario Land Millenium (OC ReMoved); Deep Black Skys

Trivia

• This is the second episode based on the Olympic Games, after Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Mario at the Olympic Games.
• This video was created to commemorate the end of the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, as it is in the previous video, where it celebrates the 2012 Olympic Games in London.
• This video was uploaded five years after Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Brother Wars.

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