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Retarded64: Stupid Mario Kart is the sixteenth episode of Season 7 and the 338th overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This episode aired on April 22, 2017.


Mario and the gang play some retarded Mario Kart game modes to see who is the best driver.


Alright, since all of you love to hurt each other so much... We're doing a battle royale!


The First Race (Prologue)

Po is on a race track and gets run over by Wario, who was racing with Toad. Dodging a Bob-omb thrown by Wario, Toad throws his "Crazy Girlfriend" (Toadette) at Wario causing him to crash. Toad then continues up a boost ramp only to crash into an invisible wall and fall into a trap that Waluigi made.

The camera then zooms down and it shows Luigi crying and Toad stuck in Waluigi's trap as Waluigi looks on. Waluigi then gets in his kart but is stopped when Boopkins accidentally topples a tree that he repeatedly drove into onto him, crushing him. Boopkins exclaims that he was playing with that before being blasted away by a Bullet Bill from Bowser, who then drives off, doing a dance along the way. He then stops and backs up when he sees Peach who has crashed her kart (which is now on fire) beside a tree. Bowser then takes the opportunity to confess his love (with flowers) for Peach, only to scream in horror when Peach blows him up as well as herself with a Bob-omb she summoned while screaming, "YOLOOOO!"

The camera then zooms to SMG4, who is acting as the Lakitu. He is annoyed at the fact that they cannot have a normal race. He then asks, "And where the hell is the other racer?" which is referring to Mario. The camera then zooms to Mario, who is still at the start/finish line driving in a circular fashion (donuts) from the starting position while making an airplane noise (he was either doing it out of stupidity or because he anticipated the racers taking each other out). SMG4 then states how they have already done seven races, yet they still cannot determine a winner due to the racers trying to take each out other instead of racing. A different Toad then appears suggesting Mario Party figure out a winner, but SMG4 kicks him. SMG4 then states that since the racers would prefer to hurt each other, they would instead do a battle royale.

Balloon Battle

The camera zooms to view the battle arena, then to Mario, who is ready, and Luigi, who is crying nervously. SMG4 then goes over the rules: "Don't let your balloons pop! Last one holding a balloon wins!" SMG4 then signals for the battle to begin and an air horn sounds. All of the racers attempt to crash into each other before spinning out in different directions. Mario then hits an item box and receives the 3 green Koopa shells. He is amused and proceeds to toss them like crazy in every direction, hurling Boopkins out in the process. Toad then hits an item box and receives a Golden Mushroom, shouting, "YEAH SHROOMS!!!" and takes off flying crazy across the arena. Waluigi then hits an item box and receives a banana. Displeased, he cheats and shakes the item box and receives a coin. Still displeased, he shakes it again and receives a rocket launcher. He is delighted and proceeds to blow up Wario, who has set up bananas around him, to no avail. Luigi then comes along and gives Waluigi his famous death stare. Waluigi fires a rocket at Luigi only for Luigi to stand up and catch it in his hand. As Waluigi screams in terror, Luigi effortlessly throws it back, blowing up Waluigi on impact.

Luigi is then hit and eliminated by Toad who is still using the Golden Mushroom. However, Toad himself goes too fast to the point where when he stops, only his skeleton remains. The camera switches to Peach who is joyfully driving around until she nearly falls off the block, where a Chain Chomp is about to pass by below. Mario then comes along and Peach asks for help. In a parody of Mufasa's death scene from The Lion King, Mario states "Long live the king," and pushes Peach and her kart off the block just as the Chain Chomp passes by, resulting in her getting crushed.

Mario then makes his way toward the middle of the arena where Bowser is waiting on the other side and the two charge at each other, having started a joust. Just as they are about to collide with each other, Boopkins reappears, apparently having survived the ordeal with the green Koopa shells earlier (though his kart was destroyed in the process, and he only has one balloon left) and he hurls banana peels across the center of the arena.

Bowser and Mario both slip on the banana peels and fly into the air. For a moment, Boopkins thinks that he is the winner, much to his surprise. However, Bowser crashes down on top of him, and then Mario crashes down on top of Bowser, eliminating all three of them. The battle is a draw, and SMG4 gets angry and exclaims how he needs to give the trophy that he is holding to someone. He then decides that the current game modes are not decisive enough and that now he is going to use his own game modes.

Boss Battle

The camera zooms to view another battle arena shaped like a donut. SMG4 then goes over the rules: Whoever defeats the boss wins. Luigi then asks who is the boss. Unfortunately, said boss turns out to be LinkDriving an overpowered vehicle, he effortlessly dispatches the racers, stabbing Toad in the head with the Master Sword (though thankfully, Toad is not harmed), and blowing up Wario (who tried disguising himself as a banana peel) with the dreaded Blue Shell. After Link attacks Peach, Bowser angered, attempts to strike him, only to be disoriented with Gust Bellows, causing him to fall into the lava. Waluigi tried hitting Link with a green Koopa shell, but after Link glares at him, he eliminates himself by jumping into the lava, but not before saying "I'll see myself out". With only the Mario Bros. and Boopkins left, the situation looks really grim. Luigi suggests working together, and Mario ends up having an idea. He grabs both Luigi's and Boopkins' karts and attempts to ram into Link. However, Link takes out and uses a Super Star, resulting in the trio eliminated and the battle once again a draw. SMG4 angered that no one managed to beat Link, punches himself in frustration before admitting the unforgiving difficulty of the mode (while Link does donuts in celebration). He then decides on a much easier game mode, which according to himself, is so easy that even an idiot like Mario could do.

Crazy Taxi (Epilogue)

SMG4 explains the rules: Toadsworth needs a ride to his retirement home. Whoever delivers him to the retirement home wins. SMG4 then signals to begin and an air horn again sounds. All of the racers then crash into Toadsworth and try to take him. Toadsworth lands in a parking lot and is taken by Toad. As he is busy laughing, Bowser takes Toadsworth from him. However, Peach hires a hitman who takes out Bowser with a sniper, allowing her to take Toadsworth. The camera then switches to Toad, who sees Waluigi and Luigi driving by, Luigi's kart on top of Waluigi's kart.

Toad then goes to a garage and upgrades his kart into a monster truck. He then catches up with Peach and blows her kart up with a Bob-omb before taking Toadsworth. Waluigi soon catches up to Toad, but so does Wario, Luigi, and Boopkins. As the four of them drive side by side trying to catch up to Toad, Toad crashes into two people and Boopkins crashes into a police officer's table, ruining the cop's donut. Upset and triggered over his donut, he summons the police, and soon a whole team of officers is chasing them.

The police open fire at Luigi, causing him to crash. He screams at Mario for help, but Mario is busy crashing his kart into random people while badly singing. Back at the chase, Toad is determined to deliver Toadsworth to the retirement home, but Waluigi catches up to him. He crashes his kart into Toad's windshield and the two fight for Toadsworth. The monster truck then hits barricades and rolls over against some trees, hurling Toadsworth from them as the police descend on Toad and Waluigi. Toadsworth lands in Wario's kart, but Wario is stopped by Boopkins' father, Joe Boopkins.

Boopkins introduces Wario to Joe before telling his father that Wario was very mean to him and asks him to do something. Wario tries to back up, but Joe hurls Wario's kart with one of his tentacles, sending Wario and Toadsworth flying, with Toadsworth flying into the entrance of the retirement home and crashing through the glass doors, where Hobo exclaims, "What? Who's that?" whereas Wario is sent flying to the end of the street. SMG4 is shocked and states that it was close, but there is finally a winner.

After a short drumroll, he states that SMG4 himself is the winner because everyone else apparently sucks. He then gives middle fingers to everyone as Luigi, Toad, and Waluigi are arrested and exclaims, "f*** you", with the exception of Boopkins and Joe, with a "u cool". He is then shown flipping everyone off while leaving the scene before Mario crashes into him with his kart and gives SMG4 a "f*** you".


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  • As the name suggests, this blooper is heavily based on the popular Mario Kart series.
    • Most parts of the episode refer to the Mario Kart series' Battle Mode and near the end, SEGA's Crazy Taxi respectively.
  • This video can be considered as a successor to R64: Idiot karts 101.
  • This is the one of the few episodes in which Boopkins curses.
  • When Boopkins is sent flying by Mario’s Koopa Shells, the narrator does not yell “U r ded!” This may be foreshadowing for the later reveal that he had somehow survived, though he was no longer in possession of his kart, instead riding a wheelchair.
  • This episode is notable for the amount of deaths (or in this case, eliminations) that take place, both during the Balloon Battle and the Boss Battle.
  • Toad was the only racer in the Balloon Battle not to be eliminated by another racer. Instead, he was eliminated because the friction and speed of his race car stripped the flesh, muscles, and organs from his body.
  • Boopkins was (and is) the only racer who wasn't actually a playable character in Super Mario Kart.
  • By technicality, Wario won the Crazy taxi minigame, as he was the last one to possess Toadsworth despite his encounter with Fishy and his dad.
  • When Peach was blew away by Toad's bomb, she was seen flying near the Turkish Embassy.

Music used

  • 00:11 – Luigi / Mario / Yoshi Circuit; Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
  • 00:19 – Go Go Power Rangers; Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
  • 00:37 – Waluigi Pinball; Super Smash Bros. Brawl
  • 00:53 – Bowser's Theme; Super Mario 64 (Phonycstarmusic remix)
  • 01:04 – Hang in There, Peach!; Paper Mario
  • 01:18 – Foolish Bowser; Mario Party 3
  • 01:48 – White Hot Circuit; Mario Party 5
  • 01:59 – Battle Arenas; Mario Kart 64
  • 02:21/03:00 – Main Theme; Sonic X
  • 02:25 – Balloon Battle; Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
  • 02:41 – Ridin’; Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone
  • 03:07/07:15 – Swoon.exe; Super Paper Mario
  • 03:11 – The Smorgs; Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
  • 03:22 – Good Luck; Mario Party 3
  • 03:29 – Combat Theme (Overlord DLC); Mass Effect 2
  • 03:39 – Drowsy; Dr. Luigi
  • 03:56 – Pokey’s House; EarthBound
  • 04:05 – Main Theme; Terminator 2
  • 04:08 – Milking the Pigs; The Simpsons: Hit & Run
  • 04:32/05:07/05:28 – The Beach; Sonic Spark (Instrumental)
  • 04:45 – F**k tha Police; N.W.A
  • 05:04 – Why Can't We Be Friends; WAR
  • 05:33 – Penguin Cap; CarboHydroM
  • 05:41 – Starman; Super Mario Bros.
  • 05:51 – Chacarron; El Chombo
  • 06:04 – Start Battle; Mario Party 3
  • 06:13/06:53/07:20/08:01 – Mushroom City; Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (Panman14 remix)
  • 06:37 – Cruising Down the Street in My 64; Eazy E
  • 07:51 – Apple Kid’s Theme; EarthBound
  • 07:58 – Backing Up; Schmoyoho
  • 08:11 – Dream Party; Mario Party 5
  • 08:18 – Mr. Resetti; Animal Crossing
  • 08:27 – Ultimate; Denzel Curry
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Episodes 1 to 10 The Cake Is a Lie! · Dreams · Flashbacks · Time Freeze · Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Blooper Problems · Just Like Any Other Day · Quest for a Console · Have you seen this Polygon? · A Painful Day in the Paper World
Episodes 11 to 20 An Adventurous Drive · A Day Without Peach · Darkness Takes Over · Charming Peach · Luigi's Payback · Master of Fail Disguises · Mario Quits · A Random Day · Losing Your N64 · Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Episodes 21 to 30 Enter X · The Land that Never Was · The Visitor) · Account Loss · Restoring Normality · Mario at the Olympic Games · Brother Wars · Italian Kidnapping · Time Travel Tells · The Blooper Competition
Episodes 31 to 40 4 Clones 1 Italian · Crime Time · Scatman's Revenge · The Forgotten Door · Bloopception · Mission For Peach · Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · HALL 9000 · Hide and Seek · The Mystery of the Chest
Episodes 41 to 49 WEEGEE Disease · Race for Golden Overalls · Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Brother Battles · The Lost Gems Part 1 · Toad Gold · The Lost Gems Part 2 · Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Episodes 50 to 59 P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · How Mario was Born · Brother Love · Super Mario 64 Halloween Special 2011 · Mario Takes the Idiot Test · War of the Fat Italians 2011 · SMG4 VS SMG3 · Operation G.A.Y · The SwitcherooOveralls · Mini Italians
Episodes 60 to 69 Awkward Weddings · The Crazy Fighters · 99% Idiot · Crystal Funhouse · Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Super Mario 64 Christmas Special 2011 · Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Rich Glitch · Orbical Adventures · Wallets and Dinosaurs
Episodes 70 to 79 Desert Head · The Babysitters · Breaking Walls · The Mushroom Mafia · Mii Channel Teleport · Clone O' Mario · Thugger Hugger · The SMG4 Weight Losers · Peachosal Love · A Murder Without Peach
Episodes 80 to 89 Party Rock Prisoners · The Warrior and the Hobo · SMG3's plan to destory SMG4 cause he felt like it · World of Craftmine · Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · The Lie that was the Cake that is a Lie · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ (1,000 Subs) · 0% of Spaghetti · ▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░herobrine░▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃▂ · ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Episodes 90 to 99 Join the Evil Side · SMG4 Joins the YTR · The Imposter · Starman3 Gets 5,000 Subs! · Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · The Nether · tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · My Best Friend Slenderman · The Pink Problem · Befriend the End
Season 3
Episodes 100 to 109 §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 (100th vid) · War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Super Mario 64 Halloween Special 2012 · Plumber Academy for Idiots · Smart(ass) Mario · Sup' Bro? · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 1 · President Toad Washington · Super Mario 64 Christmas Thing 2012 · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 2
Episodes 110 to 119 S.M.G Club · 99.5% Crazy · §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 (10,000 subs :D) · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 3 · A Lost Luigi · Two Evil Friends. · Like a bowser (like a boss parody) · A SM64 Fairytale Part 1 · How to Make Spaghetti (20,000 subs) · Taken (Like An Idiot)
Episodes 120 to 129 A SM64 Fairytale Part 2 · The Swap · ÐД gℓђ · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 (30,000 soobs) · The Welcome Invitation · Long Jump · A SM64 Fairytale Part 3 · Tale of a Bob-omb · The Mystery Of The Missing White And Blue · Castle Creepers
Episodes 130 to 139 A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Hotel Mario · Mario Swag · Spaghetti Law. · Youtube Mario? · 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Mario Goes Shopping · Bob-omache · Free Lunch for Mario
Episodes 140 to 149 The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · : Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O O edition) · Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Mineswap · Idiot karts 101 · War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Birthday Freakout. · Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Episodes 150 to 157 The Mario Parable · Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1 · The 1337 P0lice · Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2 · A Fungus Among Us · Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3 THE DOWN OF THE WEEGEESTAR · The 12 Idiots of Christmas · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New years edition)
Season 4
Episodes 158 to 167 2 Hands 1 Job · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 4 · Bowser Cyrus - Wrecking Ball · How to Make a Blooper (According to SMG4) · SMG4'S CANDY VAN IS HERE! (t-shirts and stuff) · Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory · Two Great Friends! · Super Mario Attorney · The Butt Ninja · WELCOME TO SMG4'S MAGICAL LAND OF RETARDEDNESS (unlisted)
Episodes 168 to 177 WELCOME TO POKEMANS! · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6.64(100k special Qna Edition) · A Dose of Dr. Mario · %99% Beroken · Bad Stars · APRIL FOOLS · Pointy Things · GYMS AND BADGES · Cooking with Bowser and Mario! · The Winning Ticket.
Episodes 178 to 187 Mario Simulator · The Toadassass-ination · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 7 (TOAST edition) · Number 1 (Bob-omb Battlefield Remix) · Toadsworth's How to - Princess · Eggventure (GET IT!?) · Meet the Mario. · Boil The Big Bully · Prisoners · Mario's Spageti Delivary
Episodes 188 to 197 SwagQuest · Legend of Steve · Yoshrooms. · Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2! · Spells n' Wiztards · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 8 (150k special) · SMG4 VS ALS Ice Bucket Challenge · Mario for Hire. · Who let the Chomp out? · The Evilness Of Eggman(?)
Episodes 198 to 207 Money Mayhem · `•.¸¸.•´´¯`••. .• ( Tubbie TV ) •. .••`¯´´•.¸¸.•` · Mario In Real Life!? (200 Vid Special) · Swag Party Hostages · The Visitor. · War of the Fat Italians 2014 (200k Special!) · HalloWeegee Special 2014 · Freddy's spaghettiria · Luigi Wants to Build a Snowman. · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 9 - Time travel edition
Episodes 208 to 211 Problematic Pipe Problems · Meet the Steve · The Bowser That Stole Christmas. · The Retardness of 2014
Season 5
Episodes 212 to 221 The Idea block. · Castle Royale · Son of a bowser. · Bad Star's Back! · Thwompin' and Whompin' · Love for Luigi. · Nature Channel · Smexy Soccer · The Item Brick · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 10 (350k apocalypse special)
Episodes 222 to 231 Return to Freddy's Spaghettria · Le Train Breach · Golfing for Gold · Can the Villager come out to play? · The SMG4 QNA (400k Subs :D) · The Pirate Plumbers · SMG4 plays Merio Nernterndoes · the Toad, the Fat and the Ugly. · Shoot to the Observatory in the Sky · Meet the Luigi
Episodes 232 to 241 Princess Capturing Simulator. · The Hangover · A Big Thank You :D (500,000 Subscribers) · Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers) · Casino, Cards and Chaos · The weird ticking sound (parody) · Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow · Revenge of Freddy's Spaghettria · Shy Guy Showdown · The BattleToads Justice Crew
Episodes 242 to 251 Legendary Pokemon · Egg and Peach. · War of the Fat Italians 2015 (600k Special) · SMG4 Plays Merio Nernterndos 2 · Luigi Labyrinth · The 2Spooky story · Mario & Luigi: The Great Castle Heist! PROMO · R64: An Overdose of Dr. Mario · Cooking with mario and bowser 3! · If Mario was in... GTA V
Episodes 252 to 256 Shell Shocked · Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic. · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 0 - Release the Retardness! · Christmas Crazies · SM64: Retarded Recap 2015
Season 6
Episodes 257 to 266 Mario Monster Mash · Mario VS Luigi. · The Spaghettipocalypse · Meet the Bowser · The Great Yoshi Race. · Valentine 2016 · If Mario was in...Undertale. · The Plumber Problem · A Theatre Mario. · SnowTrapped
Episodes 267 to 276 Easter 2016 · Showdown of the Idiots · If Mario was in... Portal · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 11 (800K Special) · Waluigi Origins · How to Get dem Coins. · Kirby Phones Home. · Boo Busters · Mario learns to type · Seaside Stupidity Part 1
Episodes 277 to 286 Seaside Stupidity Part 2 · How I became SMG4 · If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2 · SMG4 'reacts' to SMG4 · Mario VS Pokemon GO · Mini QnA :D · SMG4 PLAYS Merio Nernterndoes 3 · Fan Mail and Crazy Asians · War Of The Fat Italians 2016 (900k Special) · Mr. Joey goes to the theatre
Episodes 287 to 296 Mario the Olympian · Crappy 2 min game review! · Can Ganondorf come out to play? · Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent · FIRST PACKAGE! · Toad has a secret · I want your help. :) · Mario joins the Circus · IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT - Final stretch! · SMG4 PLAYS Merio Nernterndoes 4
Episodes 297 to 306 STAHP SENDING ME WAIFUS · SSENMODNAR DELUXE - 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL · SPAGHETTI.EXE · We're going on a Luigi hunt · Awesome Fan Art!!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · Where the Wild Teletubbies are · Da bomb · WORKING WALUIGI LAUNCHER! · Super Cavemen Bros. · MY NEW GAMING CHANNEL - HOBO BROS!
Episodes 307 to 314 Meet the Toad · SMG3's Gauntlet of Gloom · If Mario Was In... SKYRIM · Stupid Mario Maker · Super Mario RUN RUN RUN! · HOW TO CATCH POKEMON · Naughty or Nice · SECRET LIFE OF GOOMBAS
Season 7
Episodes 315 to 324 RETARDED RECAP 2016 · We are number one but it's a Waluigi parody · MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED · THE BOOTLEG DIMENSION · SMG4 PLAYS Merio Nernterndoes: BOOTLEG EDITION · THE REAL SMG4 · Mario's Road Trip · Who let the chomp out...AGAIN!? · Valentines 2017 · Stupid Smash Bros
Episodes 325 to 334 Mario gets a Nintendo Switch! · I GOT A CUSTOM SMG4 CONTROLLER · Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time · Mario The Waiter · Mario goes to DIDNEY WORL · Mario Vs Wild · Stupid Mario Party · GOLDEN PLAY BUTTON, DANK MEMES AND A NEW GAME! · Welcome To The Kushroom Mingdom · MARIOBUSTERS
Episodes 335 to 344 Stupid Mario Kart · Marioception · HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU GUYS! · MarioTube · Stupid Mario Galaxy · Super BACKWARDS Bros · Big Things Are Happening (AND TONS OF AWESOME FAN ART!) · ♫ The Ultimate Smash Bros ♫ · Mario's Boat Trip · Mighty Morphin' Mario Rangers
Episodes 345 to 354 SMG4 AT E3 2017 · Stupid Mario Sunshine · Stupid Mario Odyssey · Mario helps us in our BIGGEST PACKAGE yet! · SSENMODNAR 12 - STOLEN SPAGHETTI EDITION · The Grand Mario Hotel · FISHY BOOPKINS helps with Mail · If Mario Was In... Splatoon · Stupid Paper Mario · High School Mario
Episodes 355 to 364 MarioTube 2 · PRANK BATTLE · GET YOUR OWN SMG4 HAT!!!! · AREA 64 · Stupid Mario Rabbids · MARIO'S CHALLENGE · ULTRA RARE SMG4 CARDS · Mario The Boy Scout · Mario VS Donkey Kong · A war is coming...
Episodes 365 to 374 BENDY and the SPAGHETTI MACHINE · Stupid Luigi's Mansion · When there's too much Boopkins... · War of the Fat Italians 2017 · I Missed (SFM) · If Mario was in... Cuphead · Stupid Mario Odyssey 2 · Trick Or Treat Wars · SMG4 @ PAX 2017 · Wild, Wild Mario
Episodes 375 to 384 If Mario was in... Assassin's Creed Origins · The Movie Audition · THE SMG4 TRIVIA CHALLENGE · Mario's Train Trip · Quest for the Spaghetti of Power · Mario University · Merio Nernterndoes 6 · Stupid Mario World · The XMAS Discovery · New Year, New Mario
Season 8
Episodes 385 to 394 SMG4 TRIVIA CHALLENGE 2 · Hunt for the Egg of Draconius GO · The Vacation · If Mario Ran Nintendo · SMG4 Goes To Japan · Stupid Mario Sports Mix · Mario's Dangerous Delivery · Become a Sponsor for SMG4! · Doki Doki Mario Club · Mario Gladiators
Episodes 395 to 404 Mario Plays VRChat · The Mario Mafia · Mario Battle Royale · SMG4 HOUSE TOUR!! · Mario VS Steve · The Smash 5 Trials · SMG4'S BOOTLEG ADVENTURE · Detective Mario & Pikachu · The Super Mario Stupid Show · The Super Mario Stupid Show BTS
Episodes 405 to 414 Final Fantasy Mario · Mario's Jackass · Making an SMG4 episode in ONLY 30 MINUTES! · Mario waits for pizza · If Mario Was In... Kirby Star Allies · REMAKING "Who Let the Chomp Out?" IN ONLY 30 MINUTES! · Lost In The Woods · The Super Dudes · THE SMG4 U.S TOUR! · Mario's Fancy Dinner
Episodes 415 to 424 Mario Preschool · 2 Million Sub Special Announcement · If Mario was in... Baldi's Basics · The New Smash Bros · SMG4 at E3 2018! · If Mario Was In... Splatoon 2 · 2 MILLION FAN COLLABERATION SPECIAL! · SMG4 Goes On Tour! · Luigi's Lesson · Stupid Mario Tennis Aces
Episodes 425 to 434 The SMG4 videos we made on The SMG4 Tour... · Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spaghetteria · The Mario Hustle · Waluigi's Time · Can He Guess Our SMG4 Characters!? (Akinator) · Mario And The T-Pose Virus · Stupid Mario Paint · The Mario Café · Mario The Ultimate Gamer · SMG4 At Gamescom 2018!
Episodes 435 to 444 Mario SAW · SMG4 Direct (HUGE CHANNEL UPDATE) · The Mario Carnival · THE OFFICIAL SMG4 MERCH REVEAL · Mario The Scam Artist · War Of The Fat Italians 2018 - Official Trailer · Mario And The Spaghetti Ninjas · The Mario Convention! · The Waluigi Arc EXPLAINED · Mario and the Waluigi Apocalypse
Episodes 445 to 454 Fishy Boopkins Plays VRChat · War Of The Fat Italians 2018 · About WOTFI 2018 and What's Next for SMG4... · Mario's Late! · Pokemon Highschool · If Mario Was In... Starfox (Starlink Battle For Atlas) · So We Tried To Draw Our SMG4 Characters · The Mario Purge · Mario And... The Well · Remaking WOTFI 2018 in Only 30 Minutes
Episodes 455 to 464 Mad Mario · SMG4 DRAWING BATTLE! (Mario, Bowser, Bob, Saiko and Shroomy) · Mario and the Bob Mansion... · SMG4 In Real Life · The Mario Concert · War On Smash Bros Ultimate · META RUNNER TRAILER · Let's Talk About Meta Runner · The Melancholy of Fishy Boopkins · SMG4 TOUR ULTIMATE (Major Announcement)
Episodes 465 to 471 Mario and The Diss Track · Hitbox: If Smash Bros Ultimate Was Real · Darkest Hour · The Most Important Thing · ALL 75 SMASH ULTIMATE CHARACTER VICTORY POSES (In Real Life!) · What's coming to SMG4 in 2019! · If Mario was in... Deltarune
Season 9
Episodes 472 to 481 Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk · Mario's Big Chungus Hunt · The SMG4 Tour Ultimate Experience · Mario's Hell Kitchen · ALL 9 SMG4 TOUR ULTIMATE VIDEOS · Mario's Valentine Advice · The Making Of Tari · Mario Gets Stuck On An Island · Super Challenge 64 · ALL 75 CHARACTER TAUNTS IN SMASH BROS ULTIMATE (In Real Life!) - HITBOX
Episodes 482 to 491 Mario's Prison Escape · Stupid Mario 3D World · Tari's First Game Warp · Mario and the Anime Challenge · 3 Million Subscriber Special Announcement Thing · Mario's Illegal Operation · Mario's Lemonade Stand · All Super Mario 64 Moves In Real Life - HITBOX · The Japan Trip · SEASON 2 MERCH BATTLE!
Episodes 492 to 501 Meggy's Bootcamp · The Mario Showdown · A genuine message to our fans · Mario Saves Anime · The Splatfest Incident · The Inkling Disappearances · 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION! · Mario and the Experiment · Tari's Live Stream · World War Mario
Episodes 502 to 511 Final Hours · About the Anime Arc · Mario Does The Chores · Mario Works at McDonalds · Stupid Mario Maker 2 · Always Running · There's Something Up With Meggy... · A Day In The Life Of Everyone · Meta Runner Season 1 - Official Opening · The Tari Abnormality
Episodes 512 to 521 Wrong Warp · Mario Raids Area 51 · Out Of Bounds · If Mario Was in... Minecraft · Welcome to Glitch Productions! · Bad Split · Treasure Hunt With The Bois

Sequence Break · Mario and The Lost City... · Aimbot

Episodes 522 to 531 The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe · Game Plan · The Minecraft Plague · Meta Runner Voice Actors Read Memes · Sans's First Day In Smash Bros · No Clip · If Mario Was Smart · One Shot · Mario Waits in Line For Some Spaghetti · The Run
Episodes 532 to 541 The Big Bad Bully · Shutdown · Untitled Mario Video · WOTFI 2019 ANNOUNCEMENT · Fast Food Fight · Mario vs IT 🤡 · War Of The Fat Italians 2019 · Super Mario Taxi · Boys vs Girls · Video Games I Grew Up With
Episodes 542 to 551 SMG4 Runs Out of Memes · The Weegee Uprising · Tari says UwU and other memes · Meta Runner Season 1 FULL Soundtrack - AJ DiSpirito · My Mario Academia · Why I Dropped Out Of School... TWICE · Little Penguin Lost · 50 Ways To Kill a Zombie · Mario Alone · The Grand Festival
Episodes 552 2019 Was The Biggest Year Of My Life
Season 10
Episodes 553 to 562 Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In The Door · Mario School Club · Bowser Loses Custody Of His Children · Why I Made Mario Dumb · If Mario was in The Sonic Movie · Meggy's Destiny - ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER · Mario's Magical TV · Lord Of The Memes · Meggy's Destiny · Mario Commits Tax Fraud
Episodes 563 to 572 The Evolution Of Memes · If Mario Was In Animal Crossing · Mario Runs Out Of Toilet Paper · Mario's Inside Story · The E G G · Wario Tries To Stop Himself From Dying · How I Make My Videos · Meggy Moves In · Mario Is Cancelled. · The Totally Legit Learning Show With SMG4
Episodes 573 to 582 🌽🌽🌽🌽𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓷🌽🌽🌽🌽 · Mario The Supreme Leader · War On Beeg SMG4 · Officer Meggy · Mario VS Siren Head · The Demon Among Us · Mario's Spicy Day 🔥 · SSENMODNAR - 3,826,412 SUB SPECIAL · Mario Gets Woke · I Can't Believe It's Not SMG4!
Episodes 583 to 592 Stupid Mario Arcade · SMG4 Reacts To Your Meta Runner Memes · The Internet Graveyard · Mario VS Youtube · War Of The Fat Italians 2020 - Official Trailer · Deleted · A Totally Normal SMG4 Episode · War Of The Fat Italians 2020 · My whole life has been leading up to this. · Mario Scratches His Ass
Episodes 593 to 602 If Mario was in... Fall Guys · Food Wars · Stupid Mario 3D All-Stars · If Mario Was AMONG US... · 4 Million Sub Announcement · SMG4 🅴🆇🅿🅰🅽🅳🆂 His Brain · Steve Fights Everyone · If Mario Was In Meta Runner · The Fan Written Episode (4 Mill Sub Special) · TEXTURES NOT FOUND
Episodes 603 to 612 Mario's Corn Trip · War of the Simps · Cooking with Mario & Bowser: World Tour · Mario's Mask Of Madness · Meggy's Part-Time Job · If Mario Was In... Cyberpunk 2077 · Meggy Learns Japanese · SMG4 Christmas Special 2020 · SMG4 2020 COLLAB SPECIAL
Season 11
Overall Episodes 613 to 622 Mario goes to subway and purchases 1 tuna sub with extra mayo · The Intruder... · The Resurrection · The Melony Felony · Stupid Bowser's Fury · Mario VS Youtubers · The Pursuit of Happiness · My New Adventure. · Nintendo Gets Deleted · Perfectly Balanced.
Overall Episodes 623 to 632 Mario's Bed and Breakfast · The Quest for RTX · If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin · Meggy Answers Your Questions... · Mario Babies · Meggy's Debut Stream! · SMG4's Origins · SMG4's 10 Year Anniversary MOVIE Trailer · 10 Year Anniversary Special · Meggy Reacts To The SMG4 10 Year Anniversary Movie!
Overall Episodes 633 to 642 Mario goes to the dentist · If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin 2 · Meggy Plays Friday Night Funkin! (SMG4 Mods) · SMG4 Goes Insane · Mario and the VILLAGE · Meggy tells SMG4 about her vacation · The Bed. · Meggy Reacts to E3 Nintendo Direct 2021 (PLS SPLATOON 3 CONTENT) · Into the Dark Web · Mario's Internet Safety
Overall Episodes 643 to 652 Meggy Plays SPLATOON 2 · Stupid Mario Golf · Mario Plays: Unfair Mario · If Mario Was In... Newgrounds · Let’s chat... and maybe sing · The Other Universe · WHAT IF...? · Meggy VS Friday Night Funkin' (HARD MODS) · She's Back! · Mario Plays: Friday Night Funkin
Overall Episodes 653 to 662 If Mario Was In... Anime · Meggy and Wolfychu Answer The Web's Most Searched Questions · The Day HE Arrived. · Doomsday but Mario is Okay · Meggy Plays Super Mario Maker 2 (Unlisted) · Mario and The Backrooms · Mario Plays: Five Nights At Freddy's · MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY · War Of The Fat Italians 2021 (Official Trailer) · The Final Piece
Overall Episodes 663 to 672 Meggy Reacts To The Genesis Arc · War Of The Fat Italians 2021 · Remembering Axol · Mario has a BBQ but he's not invited · Meggy Plays Deltarune Chapter 2 (Unlisted) · If Mario Moves, He Dies · Mario Plays: Deltarune · Announcing My Biggest Project Yet · If Mario Was In... Nickelodeon · Watching the Waluigi Arc cause he now has 0% of ever being in Smash🤡 (Unlisted)
Overall Episodes 673 to 682 To Become A God · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes · What If Mario Had $10,000,000? · Meggy Sings SpoOoOoOoOky Songs (Unlisted) · If Mario Was In.... SQUID GAME · Mario Reacts to Spooky Memes but Dies half way through · Studying for Exams...But you're friends with Mario · Meggy Reacts To Murder Drones (Unlisted) · Mario Does Literally Anything For Views · Streaming Until I Hit 5̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶ 5,100,000 Subscribers
Overall Episodes 683 to 692 Mario Joins Discord · THE 5,000,000 SUB SPECIAL · If Mario Was In... Poppy Playtime · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 2 · Mario Goes To College · Mario Speedruns Super Mario 64 · If Mario Was Spiderman · Mario Suffers Infinite Detention · Mario Reacts To CURSED Nintendo Commercials · SMG4 Christmas Special 2021
Season 12
Overall Episodes 693 to 702 Mario Waits For The Bus · Freddy's Spaghetteria Security Breach · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 3 · All Mario Wants Is Absolute 𝓟 𝓞 𝓦 𝓔 𝓡 · Mario's Bus Trip · Uncanny Mr Mario · Mario Tries Life Hacks · Mario Gets Into NFTs · Mario and The God Box · Mario Reacts To Funny Tik Toks
Overall Episodes 703 to 712 If Mario Was In... ROBLOX · Mario Plays: Smash Or Pass · The Floor is Lava · Absolute Betrayal · REVELATIONS (Cinematic Trailer) · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 4 · REVELATIONS · Mario Plays Roblox · If Mario Was In... Sonic Movie 2 · Welcome To Mario Mart™
Overall Episodes 713 to 722 Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 5 · The Mario Documentary · Mario Goes To The Zoo · Mario Plays Baldi's Basics · Mario Does His Laundry · The Cursed Tapes · Mario Reacts To Anime Memes · If Mario Was In... Disney · DO NOT ENTER · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 6 ft. Tari
Overall Episodes 723 to 732 Mario Games Be Like · The Pawn Business · Mario Plays MINECRAFT · Mario meets a demon and is shortly beheaded · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 7 ft. Luigi · It all comes to an end... · SMG4: Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In Car Door · SMG4 Season 12 Episode 38 · SMG4 Season 12 Episode 39 · SMG4 Season 12 Episode 40
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 LOOKING FOR ACTORS · SMG4: Goodbye Meggy · ??? · SMG4 EXPOSED?! I'M ACTUALLY A MONKEY