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Retarded64: Stupid Smash Bros is a blooper by SMG4 and the 23rd episode of the Retarded64 series. The name of the video itself is a pun on the game Super Smash Bros, which this video is mostly about.

Synopsis

The Super Smash Bros roster fights Mario... Only they're all retarded.

Plot

The episode starts with Mario being a lazy fat a*s resting on a chair, saying things like: "Ravioli" and "Boobies". Then suddenly, a fiery Smash Ball lands directly on Mario. Mario touches the ball in curiosity thinking that it's a meatball and it fills him with it's energy. Mario starts dancing, but he accidentally uses his Final Smash, Mario Finale, unleashing a blaze that effectively roasts Toad. Seeing the damage it did, Mario decides to keep the ball, thinking that it's a great way to heat his spaghetti instead of using a microwave.

Suddenly the Master Hand lurches towards Mario, demanding that he gives the Smash Ball back to it's respective owner. Mario refuses, saying it wasn't his fault that Master Hand couldn't hold the Smash Ball. Mario then flips Master Hand off; in rage, Master Hand starts shooting finger bullets at him. Master Hand pursues Mario through a hallway and tries to mind control him, but it fails due to his stupidity.

Coincidentally, Luigi walks down the hallway. Seeing this advantage, Master Hand mind-controls Luigi and orders him to attack Mario. Luigi uses his Side Special move, Green Missile (Which Mario mistakes for Luigi pooping on the floor), but Mario dodges, causing Luigi to crash into a door.

Mario runs to the main room of the castle and finds Peach, asking her for help. It turns out however that Peach has also been mind-controlled by Master Hand. Mario takes out the Smash Ball, asking it for powers, but it needs to cool down before he can use it again. Peach hits Mario with her Side Special, Peach Bomber, in slow-motion, knocking him into the wall. She then starts using her Down Special, Vegetable, throwing turnips (Which were mysteriously growing from castle floor) at Mario, but he uses his Side Special, Cape, to reflect one of the turnips. Peach then takes out a random Toad using her Neutral Special and uses it as a shield to block the turnip (to the Toad's surprise).

Mario starts to complain about Peach's random and unfair moves until Bowser arrives by breaking through the ceiling, also mind-controlled. Bowser starts breathing fire at Mario by using his Neutral Special; Mario tries to throw a fireball back at him with his own Neutral Special, but with almost no use. Bowser then charges at Mario with Whirling Fortress, his Up Special, but Mario jumps over him, making him crash into Peach and her random Toad, knocking them out of the Castle. Mario celebrates his victory, but Master Hand then strikes him with lightning, teleporting Mario to the Halberd.

Master Hand summons Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi. Fox uses his Neutral Special Blaster on Mario, which doesn't do much damage, while Falco just starts shouting "Fire!" while flying in the air with his Up Special. Thinking the game broke, Master Hand then sends Captain Falcon, who yells "Show me your moves!" and starts humping towards Mario saying "Yes!" multiple times. Mario grabs Falco and throws him at Captain Falcon in an attempt to stop him, but it doesn't work. Captain Falcon starts beating up Mario, but out of the blue, Kirby crashes his Warp Star into them. Hungry and wanting a small snack, Kirby sucks up Mario and Captain Falcon with his Neutral Special.

After entering Kirby's mouth, Captain Falcon looks around trying to find a way to get out, and then comes upon Kirby's uvula. Captain Falcon punches it like a punching bag with his Neutral Special, and it causes Kirby to throw up almost everything he ate (Including rainbows). Kirby also barfs out Ness and Lucas who instantly get mind-controlled by Master Hand. Ness and Lucas start using their "Big gay" (PK) attacks on Mario (with Ness using his Up Special PK Thunder, and Lucas using his Side Special PK Fire), but then suddenly, King Dedede drops in and yells out "BIG GAY DANCE!" This causes everyone to stop fighting and dance to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up". Master Hand thinks everyone is on drugs but SMG4 breaks the 4th wall, saying it's an SMG4 video, which it is. Annoyed, Master Hand teleports Mario to Onett.

Master Hand summons The Pokemon Trainer, along with Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Charizard, Squitle and Ivysaur. Pokemon Trainer commands Pikachu to use his Down Special, Thunderbolt, at Mario, but Pikachu only ends up frying himself with the bolt. Jigglypuff falls asleep with its Down Special, Rest, before Pokemon Trainer could give an action and Charizard, Squitle and Ivysaur won't battle because he commanded all three of them to attack the same time (due to Pokemon rules, and how the Trainer works in Smash). Pokemon Trainer gives up using the Pokemon and takes out a minigun, only to realize Mario already ran away.

Mario pulls out the Smash Ball asking it for powers, but it tells him it still needs charging and that he should grow some patience. Using his new "Rent-A-Fighter" gun, Master Hand summons Link, who repeatedly performs the Up Special Spin Attack while approaching Mario like a BeyBlade. Mario then jumps and punches Link up, causing him to go flying, never to be seen again. Master Hand then summons Samus and Ike. Samus starts charging her Neutral Special Arm Cannon. but Mario jams it with a Rock and sends Samus flying. Ike draws his sword, but instead of fighting Mario, he says "I fight for my friends". Mario asks if he can be his friend, and Ike smiles, nodding his head. The two start dancing to their newly formed friendship, and Master Hand becomes furious with the stupidity of the fighters. Master Hand then remembers he still has his biggest, cruelest fighter, and teleports Mario to Final Destination.

Ganondorf, Mr. Game & Watch and Olimar appear, and start a musical to beat Mario up, singing "Mean Green Mother From Outer Space". Near the end of the musical, Ganon starts charging a Neutral Special Warlock Punch, but Mario grabs Mr. Game & Watch and Olimar, and makes them get hit with it instead, causing them to go flying off the platform.

When the musical finishes, Master Hand gets even more angry with Ganondorf being too slow at destroying Mario, and decides to get the Smash Ball himself. After doing major damage to Mario, the Smash Ball rings "Recharging completed, Smash those motherfuckers". Mario raises the ball to use it, but Ganondorf steals it last second and uses his Final Smash to transform into Beast Ganon. Beast Ganon charges at Mario, but Mario simply dodges Beast Ganon, and he ends up hitting Master Hand, charging them both off the stage. With all the fighters gone, the announcer from Smash Bros Melee announces Mario as the winner.

Later, Mario puts the Smash Ball in a glass display case as a trophy, naming it "Mario's Prized Spicy Meatball". Everything seems fine, and Mario leaves, but then a Sandbag shows up peeking through the window, and gives the viewers a "dirty" look as the blooper ends.

Characters

Music Used

  • 00:04 – Playing The Game; Mario Party 1
  • 00:24 – Vs Master Hand; Super Smash Bros 64
  • 00:35 – An Unrivalled Battle; Super Paper Mario
  • 01:01 – Apple Kid’s Theme; Earthbound
  • 01:19 – Fighting Polygon Team; Super Smash Bros 64
  • 01:56 – Battlefield; Super Smash Bros. Melee
  • 02:33 – Master Hand Fight; Super Smash Bros. 64
  • 02:50 – September; Earth, Wind & Fire
  • 03:08 – Title Sequence (Opening Cinematic); Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U)
  • 03:52 – Final Destination; Super Smash Bros Melee
  • 04:18 – How to Play; Super Smash Bros. Melee
  • 04:37 – Never Gonna Give You Up; Rick Astley
  • 05:25 – Greetings!; Rhythm Heaven Fever
  • 05:52 – Menu Theme; Super Smash Bros (Wii U)
  • 05:57 – Main Theme; Beyblades (TV)
  • 06:19 – Ike’s Theme; Super Smash Bros Brawl
  • 06:27 – Award Winners A; Spongebob
  • 06:33 – Friends; Shamalar
  • 06:57 – Mean Green Mother From Outer Space; Little Shop of Horrors
  • 07:54 – Vs Master Hand; Super Smash Bros 64
  • 08:39 – O Fortuna (Carmina Burana); Carl Orff
  • 08:56 – Vs Results; Super Smash Bros 64
  • 09:01 – Toad Town; Paper Mario
  • 09:12 – Main Theme; Terminator 2
  • 09:18 – Super Mario Land Millennium; Deep Black Skys on OC ReMix
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: The 1337 P0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 12 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 13 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 14 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 15 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 16 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 17 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 18 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 19 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 20
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