R64: Stupid Smash Bros is the tenth episode of Season 7 and the three hundred and twenty-seventh overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
This is also the twenty-third episode of the Retarded64 series. It was aired on February 18, 2017.
The Super Smash Bros roster fightst Mario... Only they're all stupid.
The episode begins with Mario sleeping on a beach chair in Peach's Castle's courtyard when a flaming Smash Ball smashed into Mario, causing him to get launched out of the chair. Getting out dazed, Mario saw the Smash Ball. Unsure of it, he proceeded to touch it, giving him his Final Smash. Unaware of his new powers, Mario celebrated because he was colorful, just to unwillingly unleash his Final Smash at Toad, turning him into a skeleton. Now aware, Mario was pleased he gotten an easy method to heat up his spaghetti and decided to keep the ball, just to encounter Master Hand.
Master Hand demanded the ball back but Mario selfishly said no. As Master Hand berated Mario for his actions, Mario pointed out that he should have kept a better grip on the ball. Outraged, Master Hand proceeded to shoot Golden Bullet Bills at him, causing Mario to retreat inside the castle. However, Master Hand dropped into and attempted to mind control him. Fortunately for Mario, he was too stupid to be mind-controlled, causing Master Hand to mind-control Luigi when he came by. As a minion, Luigi tried to do his Green Missile attack on Mario (who thought Luigi was pooping on the floor). However, he sidestepped him, causing him to smash right into a door. Very mad now, Mario took the opportunity to flee while Master Hand was in a middle of his raging.
Now in the main lobby of the castle, Mario saw Peach Toadstool. However, it appears she had already been mind-controlled earlier, causing her to unleash her Peach Bomber attack. Mario tried to use the Smash Ball to no avail due to it needing a recharge. In the process, Mario gets hit by her butt attack and subsequently gets attacked by her Vegetable turnip projectiles, questioning if the castle was growing them somehow. As Mario deflected the last one with his Super Cape, Peach quickly blocked the deflection with another Toad (who was extremely confused about what was going on), which Mario claim was from her butt.
Suddenly, a mind-controlled Bowser appeared and tried to burn him with his Fire Breath. Mario quickly jumped out of the way and retaliated by throwing a fireball at him. It did nothing and Bowser laughed as he hid in his shell to use Whirling Fortress. Mario dodged it and he accidentally collided into Peach and Toad, sending both of them out of the castle. As Mario celebrated his win, Master Hand became angrier and teleported Mario to the Halberd stage. Just then, Falco Lombardi and Fox McCloud both appeared. They tried to attack him but they both failed, Falco because his Fire Bird attack was just launching him up while Fox's is due to his Blaster's damage being negligible. Master Hand, outraged, sent in Captain Falcon to defeat Mario. Mario saw him humping the air and wanted no part of it. He tried using Falco as a shield but it did nothing. A while later, Captain Falcon was repeatedly punching Mario when something from the sky came up and fell onto Captain Falcon. Revealed to be Kirby, he proceeded to eat both Mario and Captain Falcon. Trapped inside his mouth, Mario panicked about being dinner while Falcon falcon-punched Kirby's ulvua, causing Kirby to vomit out not just them but also Ness and Lucas. Dazed, they could only look around as Mario became worried for them at the same time he berated Kirby for his eating habits (who responded that he ate a baby).
Naturally, Master Hand mind-controlled the kids to attack Mario. They tried to launch their projectiles at him but he quickly dodged them. Then, King Dedede appeared and used his Final Smash, which Mario enjoyed by dancing alongside him and for everyone else to stop fighting and start dancing. As Master Hand is angry if they were on drugs, SMG4 appeared and said no, but rather, in an SMG4 video. Enraged over this fact, Master Hand sent Mario to Onett where has him face off against several Pokémon, with Red in charge. Pikachu tried to attack him with Thunderbolt but it fried itself. Red, upset, then tried to send Jiggypuff on Mario but it was asleep. He then ordered Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard to attack Mario together but they refused because they could only go one at a time. Enraged, Red took out a minigun to kill Mario but he was nowhere to be founds.
It turns out Mario escaped from him to another location,. In it, he tried to use the Smash Ball once again but it still needed recharging. Master Hand caught up to him where he summoned Link spinning his blade around his "Rent-A-Fighter" at Mario. However, Mario pushed him up, causing him to spin up into the sky never to be seen again. Then, Samus Aran and Ike were also summoned. Samus tried charging up her arm cannon but Mario put a rock in the barrel, jamming it and causing it to explode, killing Samus. When Mario was celebrating her defeat, he heard Ike getting ready to attack before declaring he fought for his friends, including Mario after he asked. Master Hand, very angry, called all of them useless before remembering he had a fighter left. He teleported Mario to Final Destination to face off Ganondorf, Mr. Game & Watch and Olimar.
However, while singing, Ganondorf accidentally knocked away his allies courtesy of Mario doing a swap with them. Master Hand cracked and decided to beat up Mario himself. Successfully doing so, Mario was forced to hand over the Smash Ball. It then revealed it was fully charged and ready to use again. Just as Mario was about to use the Smash Ball, Ganondorf stole it from him and used its powers to destroy Mario. He transformed into Beast Ganon. He then charged at Mario who sidestepped out of the way for him to ram into Master Hand, resulting in both of them running out of the stage and getting KO'd. The game then declared Mario the winner.
Now in his house, Mario put the Smash Ball in a case, calling it his spicy meatball and left. Just then, a sandbag appeared peeking through the window with the video turning red, ending it.
- Beast Ganon
- Peach Toadstool
- Fox McCloud
- Falco Lombardi
- Captain Falcon
- King Dedede
- Samus Aran
- Captain Olimar
- Mr. Game & Watch
- 00:04 – Playing The Game; Mario Party 1
- 00:24 – Vs Master Hand; Super Smash Bros 64
- 00:35 – An Unrivalled Battle; Super Paper Mario
- 01:01 – Apple Kid’s Theme; Earthbound
- 01:19 – Fighting Polygon Team; Super Smash Bros 64
- 01:56 – Battlefield; Super Smash Bros. Melee
- 02:33 – Master Hand Fight; Super Smash Bros. 64
- 02:50 – September; Earth, Wind & Fire
- 03:08 – Title Sequence (Opening Cinematic); Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U)
- 03:52 – Final Destination; Super Smash Bros Melee
- 04:18 – How to Play; Super Smash Bros. Melee
- 04:37 – Never Gonna Give You Up; Rick Astley
- 05:25 – Greetings!; Rhythm Heaven Fever
- 05:52 – Menu Theme; Super Smash Bros (Wii U)
- 05:57 – Main Theme; Beyblades (TV)
- 06:19 – Ike’s Theme; Super Smash Bros Brawl
- 06:27 – Award Winners A; Spongebob
- 06:33 – Friends; Shamalar
- 06:57 – Mean Green Mother From Outer Space; Little Shop of Horrors
- 07:54 – Vs Master Hand; Super Smash Bros 64
- 08:39 – O Fortuna (Carmina Burana); Carl Orff
- 08:56 – Vs Results; Super Smash Bros 64
- 09:01 – Toad Town; Paper Mario
- 09:12 – Main Theme; Terminator 2
- 09:18 – Super Mario Land Millennium; Deep Black Skys on OC ReMix
- The scene where Ganondorf beats up Mario is somewhat ironic, as Ganondorf (who uses his model from Twilight Princess) is considered one of the worst characters in both Brawl and 4.