R64: The Spaghettipocalypse is the third episode of Season 6 and the two hundred and sixty-first overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
This is also the sixteenth episode of the Retarded64 series. It was aired on January 17th, 2016.
OH NO! Spaghetti factories have closed down! How will Mario live on anymore?!
The episode begins with breaking news as CrimsonMan5 reported that a man (Mario) created bankruptcy of all the spaghetti factory in the Mushroom Kingdom since he did not pay at all. The scene cut to Mario watching the news while he claimed to himself his spaghetti supply was going to last ten years only that it ended one week later. Despite clearly running through his own supply, Mario blamed Luigi for what happened.
Luigi called the RMKP who arrived while Mario was chasing Luigi, thinking he was spaghetti. Luigi tried to leave but could not as the place was under lock-down, with Toad adding it was nice knowing him. Toadsworth believed Luigi was fine when he jumped out of the window. Although Peach Toadstool was worried about Mario, FM declared he was too dangerous to live and wanted to blow him and his house up, which she disagreed and Toad cheering. She then asked them to ask Luigi his thoughts, which was just having Mario dead.
Meanwhile, Mario was digging through his house for any bits of spaghetti left when he decided to check his secret stash for any spaghetti, just to see it empty. Feeling pissed at the Mario (which was himself) who ate all the spaghetti, Mario swore to kill him. Just then, he saw a tiny bit of spaghetti. Feeling super happy, Mario knew he needed to grow it somehow.
This list shows how Mario tried (and failed) to make the spaghetti grow:
- Growing it like a plant.
- Feeding it a Mushroom (which it found disgusting)
- Using a spell (it just transformed it into Toad)
As he was thinking hard of another way to grow the spaghetti, he heard a nearby voice, just to see it be the spaghetti fairy. He hated it and wanted it to leave, even though it only wanted to be Mario's friend.
As the police were ready to blast Mario's house with an ICBM, Mario burst out feeling ravenous, causing Toadsworth to declare they were all going to die, especially since Mario saw all of them like spaghetti. It has gotten way too far, forcing FM to call for backup. Peach escaped to the city where she encountered "Yoshi", who offered to protect her. She thanked "him" and asked for "his" name, "Yoshi" revealing to be Mario who then destroyed her and sent her flying. Naturally, both Toad and Toadsworth freaked out as they knew Mario was nearby.
Sure enough, he came wanting to eat both of them. Not wanting to be dinner, Toad and Toadsworth tempted Mario to eat the other. It ended with Toadsworth declaring he was made of vegetable, disgusting Mario. Although Toadsworth claimed he was safe, he was punched out by Mario.
Luigi was panicking on where to hide when suddenly, he saw Professor E. Gadd's laboratory. In it, E. Gadd had just finished activating his love robot. As he and the robot were about to kiss, Luigi showed up, apparently being mad at what he saw, causing E. Gadd to freak out and hide the robot among all other love robots. He then demanded an explanation for Luigi's presence before calming down and asking nicely. Luigi cried out that it was Mario and that he had gone insane. E. Gadd gave him a shotgun, saying he could not cure insanity other than killing the person, much to Luigi's protest.
However, Mario showed up and decided to trick Luigi by placing his cap on him. Luigi turned around and though E. gadd transformed into Mario, even though that was not the case and shot him dead, telling him to go to hell. Mario said it was not very nice, freaking Luigi out. He tried to shoot him but there was no ammo left, causing Mario to taunt him. Naturally, he got hit by a crowbar, being held by Toadsworth, who then danced for his victory, being joined by Luigi shortly afterward.
Mario, who felt close to death, wanted to eat the very last bit of spaghetti he found before dying, searching the place for tomato sauce. Apparently, he found a bottle of magic stuff which he used, much to the horror of E. Gadd. Apparently, it caused the spaghetti to grow into a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Mario was suddenly very happy because spaghetti rained from the monster, freaking out everyone except for Toadsworth who instead enjoyed the meatball and was forced by Luigi to go.
Just then, FM came by and ordered the backup to fire off. This only caused the Flying Spaghetti Monster to fire off an atomic spaghetti at them, killing them. As Luigi was shocked at the situation from a safe distance, Toadsworth decided to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Suddenly, E. Gadd appeared and declared he found a solution to the problem: Just have something as big as the Flying Spaghetti Monster duel with it. Just after he declared that a giant meatball flew and knocked him out and the magic stuff he held to fly off and hit a muffin that Frankie was offering, just for it to become the Flying Cupcake Monster, which proceeded to duel with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This naturally led to worshipers of the Flying Cupcake Monster, which included X.
Luigi, panicking due to worrying that Mario might get hurt or even rule the world, was determined to put an end to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Meanwhile, it had led to people betting on whether the Flying Spaghetti Monster would win or the Flying Cupcake Monster would win.
As Luigi quickly rushed to find something that would end the battle, he skimmed past the gun shop and a tank before approaching a cannon owned by a Bob-omb. Luigi wanted to use the cannon so the Bob-omb said he had to solve its three riddles beforehand, just for Luigi to punch him out of the way and launching himself at the Flying Spaghetti Monster, although he found it a bad idea.
As he landed on it, he pleaded with Mario to stop but he naturally refused, forcing Luigi to instead use a Power Star on him. That caused Mario to get high and eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster very quickly. Frankie cheered, along with all the Flying Cupcake Monster supporters, with X taunting Toadsworth for losing.
He was not accepting the results due to it being eaten by Mario and wanted a rematch. X reminded him that all the spaghetti factories were broke, causing him and his fellow supporters to start funding spaghetti factories and hence, creating the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion, much to Mario's approval.
Later on, Mario was eating his usual spaghetti when Peach approached him wondering where was Toadsworth, which Mario replied he had no idea. Turned out he and his fellow supporters were in a castle waiting for the Flying Spaghetti Monster to return.
- CrimsonMan5 (as news reporter)
- Yoshi (as Mario's disguise)
- Lovebot (as E. Gadd's experiment)
- Shy Guy (as innocent witness)
- Unknown person (as innocent witness)
- MCGustavo (as innocent witness)
- Teletubbies (mentioned by FM when calling for backup)
- This is the second blooper of SMG4 to feature FM as a police officer, the first being "SM64 Bloopers: Can the Villager come out to play?".
- This blooper marks MCGustavo's reappearance after being absent a long time, though it is only a brief cameo. His previous appearance was in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Two Great Friends!.
- This is the first Season 6 video not to use the modified variation of the 2015 intro. In this case, it is replaced by the 2015 R64 intro despite the video being released in 2016.
- This is one of the bloopers that shows Mario throwing a temper tantrum.
- Apparently, Toadsworth invented the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion.
- The image of Mario on the news was a scene taken from Super Mario 64 Bloopers: How to Make Spaghetti (20,000 subs).
- Return of the Jedi: When Mario was thinking hard of another way to grow the spaghetti, Palpatine's voice is heard. It's revealed to be coming from a talking spaghetti fairy, who just wanted to be Mario's friend.