Rap Battles

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Rap Battles, also called Stupid Rap Battles of Fat Italians, are a recurring event of the War of the Fat Italians series. The first one appeared in the 2015 episode and have appeared in every one that has come after it up until the final one in 2025.

The battles are mainly between Mario and SMG4, but other characters have joined in the rapping as well.

Key: Mario (Mari0) - SMG4 - Bowser - Luigi (normal and Heisenberg variant) - Fishy Boopkins - Professor E. Gadd - Meggy Spletzer - Bob - Waluigi - Saiko Bichitaru - Tari - Wario - X - Shroomy - SMG3 (classic and modern form) - Rob - Axol (normal and Ax0l form) - Anti-Shroomy - Belle - Whimpu - Jub Jub - Luigi Doll - Ax0l/Niles - Melony - SMG2 - SMG1 - Lawyer Kong - Kirby - Karen - Mr. Puzzles - Francis - Marty - Crowd reactions, announcers, Miscellaneous characters

2015

2015 Rap Battle

It's-a me, Mario I'm the best, don't you see There's nothing better in this world except spaghetti You think you've got the grooves of Mario's moves? I'm sorry, but you don't even compare with my man boobs! Hey, I kick the Koopa ass And I save the princess, that's my Peach Imma number one, and you suck [PINGAS biatch]! Well, I didn't know being a fatty was so cool Humping that spaghetti while you sit and drool You keep eating spaghetti, always wanting more But sorry, not me, I'm SMG4 You're supposed to be plumbing, doing other crap instead While you just sit at home with Luigi in bed You mother-f****er What did you say? Oh you dead now, imma make ya pay! I'll get two chopsticks and shove them up your ass Uhh, no sorry, I think I'll pass You sit at home all day on your PC like no end You think that would explain why you have no girlfriend You think you got swag? Even if you're a hag? Ha! Well, Mario's got it in the bag! Girlfriend? Are you kidding? That's just rude Considering your girlfriend is just a puddle of food Look at my followers, who doesn't love me? (Why not subscribe? It's totally free) I think I win this one, Mario buddy Why not go home and hump some teletubbies? (roars) YOU SON OF A BITCH! (screams)

2016

2016's Rap Battle

Let's a-do this bitches, Mario's back to slay You think you can beat me? I can rap all day! Time to time, you try to beat my rhymes But you're so bad, it should be a crime You think you're funny, Mr. SMG4? If you ask me, you're an SMG-snore! Mario can help you from being a pathetic little nerd But you know what they say - you can't polish a turd! OOOOHHHH [from the rap battle parody] Oh boy, it's time to wreck a fat italian Maybe after this, I can get a big medallion It can be a pendant of the man I really hate Lazy, annoying, and overweight You try and act so big while I'm already famous While you're alone shoving spaghetti up your anus Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show Let me show you how a proper rap goes (thud) (laughs) What up, biotch?! You guys are lame. Time for the king of the Koopas to lay down some rhymes. (laughs) It's me, the king, the epitome of swagger Here to wreck the nagging ass of you two braggers Now watch me blow you away in a flash As I showcase my army and my fat stacks of cash (laughs) Looks like the turtle decided to come out of his shell But meh, whatever, I'm gonna send you to hell! With my rhymes so hot that it will melt your face Then after I take Peach home, maybe even to get to third base Bowser, you're a joke. Have you seen the way you look? You look like something a 2-year-old drew in a coloring book You think kidnapping Peach is the way you'll come to power? I think you should shower. Maybe she'll stay an extra hour Oh boy, Mario, my fat italian foe You trying to act cool? Well, that's a new low! Move aside, fatso, cause Bowser rules the day I'm big, I'm strong... Don't forget he's gay! Shut the hell up, you spaghetti loving freak All you do all day is freaking streak! Peach doesn't love you, your relationship is filled with lies As soon as she sees me, her panties fly Come on! What's wrong? Have a tug on my tail Try to spin me around as I watch you fail (laughs) Oh jeez, it's Bowser, I'm gonna need my glasses Cause now this room has two giant asses Why are you here? You're gonna give me a fever Go back home and hump some Justin Bieber You act like you're slick, you act like you're swanky But the closest you'll get is the coolness of Frankie Why do you even bother to act like a villan When you only want Peach being Netflix and chillin' Now hands in the air if you think Bowser is whack (Crowd raises their hands) There you go, Bowser, there's your feedback SMG4. The star, the man of the hour It's a shame that when you're fighting you just sit there and cower Even Toad is better than you If I were you, I'd be scared Stay away from me even if you were prepared I'm a ten-foot dragon, are you visually impaired? Don't worry, cause no one really cared. You think you're cool? Well, let me give you a pitch You're worthless, pathetic and a downright bitch All you fans think you're weird And you bring shame to the word "glitch" Shut up, Bowser! No one likes you! You're a mess! How can Peach like you if you don't know how to dress? You look like a dragon but you can't even fly The person you made you must have been really freaking high You're annoying, fat, and pretty much the bane of us all Why don't you go home and swing on your Bowser Ball? KO! Nooo! I can't believe I shaved my legs for thiiiis...! (high five)

2017

2017's Rap Battle

FIGHT! S to the M to the G to the 4 That's a name I'm sure you've heard of before Filled to the brim with rhythm and flow A sexy ass man from head to toe Now I don't want to mention, but just pay attention Cause I'm about to kick your ass to the next dimension If you think you're gonna win then you're deranged Because ever since the beginning, nothing's changed An overweight plumber won't ever stick You need a man like me who's EXTRA THICC Try and take a swing, but you'll never be the king You're gonna be knocked out with a RING RING RING Oh boy, you're back. Am I living a dream? I get to re-destroy this stupid ass meme What are you gonna do, you stupid dingus? Sit at your computer and yell out "pingas"? You're weak and pathetic and never athletic Dr. Mario thinks that you're a diabetic As you sit at your computer all day long Doing crap all except expanding that dong Now go home and cry to all your little fans While me, Mario, I got much better plans You're such a big fool, and this may sound cruel But sorry, Glitchy, I've already won this duel Ha! That's funny, we've only begun! I've brought some help to show you how it's done! Mario, my paisano, it's time to stop If you keep this up, my ears are gonna pop You do nothing with your life except saving Peach How about you try some exercise or maybe even bleach Sorry bro, but every diss here is true Looks like for once, you're Player Two Oh no, it's Luigi, I'm so afraid! I can't stand losers whos never gotten laid You rap like a mom, it's really freaking dumb Just go back home and keep sucking on your thumb Now I've got a rapper who you don't want to cross C'mon, Fishy Boopkins, show 'em who's boss! Hey SMG4! You're stinky and fat! And, um... crap! I also hate your hat? Ah, I'm sorry! That was really mean! Ah man, it's not easy being green I'm sorry, Fishy Boopkins, but that rap was invalid Cause I'm not going to listen to some stupid salad (Hey!) Is this your best Mario? Cause it's sounding weak! You're gonna end up adding to my winning streak Here comes my next rapper, things are looking dire Give it to 'em E. Gadd and spit hot fire! What's up bitches, this is my rapping debut Looks like this rap could use some higher IQ Mario, there seems to be a lot of tension Don't fret boy, have this new invention Use this mic, it'll help you refute (But that's only because it'll be on mute) Shut up you stupid wannabe Edison! Get back home and get your old people medicine Now I'm gonna need someone as cool as sphagetti The one, the only the badass Meggy Lalalalalalalalala It's such a shame! You boys are lame! Just raise your game, raise your game, baby Never give up, yeah! Woo what up bitches, it's Bob time! Giving out hot beats like Busta Rhyme Bitches get ready, here comes the hook Check out my Instagram, SnapChat and Facebook (What?)

2018

2018's Rap Battle

What's up losers, it's me Waluigi! What? New opponents? Wah! Too easy! You can't stop my powers, I'll snap you like a twig I'll be dancing on your grace to this groovy dance jig! You need the force of a million battalions But the best you have is a dumbass italian Think you can beat me? Rejection's perfection! Drop the protection, give in to the infection! Your obsession for rejection must be a weird complexion The only power you have is making guys lose erections Here's Mario's tip, go and cry to Wario We'd all agree that'd be the best scenario Don't wanna be rash, but your backstory's trash! Having a tantrum cause you weren't put in Smash? Have a sit down bro, it's time to go to class Cause we're about to school your purple lanky ass When will you ever come to your senses You're a weakling disguised with demonic hexes Hold on folks, things are getting tighter You don't even qualify as a damn echo fighter You just sound like noise pollution Getting rid of you is the only solution Come on now, your image is being defiled You're like Nintendo's accidental child! Oh, now my mercy has just departed Now this is where things get really started! You can't beat the power of my hypnosis Come on Bob, give em' their diagnosis! Oh crap bois Bob is here And Sakurai daddy just made him S-tier Hold your pingas cause it's going to throb When it lays its eyes on the magnificent Bob Ooohhhh Waluigi Your tyranny nears its end You're so mean! You know, fighting's kinda lame Why don't we all just play some games? (chuckles) Your half-baked rhymes are clearly evident Cause you're based on a meme too irrelevant Your ass getting wrecked in a state of permanence Looks like you're gonna have to end your turbulence And in the red corner with an infinite weight Here's a fat idiot who can't even look straight! The only thing you can do is hump a pasta bowl Just stay being useless while I take control Listening to you is like a new form of torture I liked it better when you were just a launcher Perfect epitome of the word "miserable" The annoyance you bring is definitely considerable You impotent fool! You think you're so cool? Your YouTuber influence is super minuscule You're just a tool Mindless as you drool Go back to your channel they call a cesspool Waluigi! Time to bring this to a close Listen closely, cause this is how it goes Now whenever your ugly face is rejected Your powers seems to be greatly affected There has to be one person left that likes you Sounds crazy right? But it has to be true! What? That's impossible! Why do you persist?! Such a twist certainly can't exist! Waluigi I am here to say I'm sorry I should treat you better And I'll never reject you

2019

2019's Rap Battle

All right guys, I think you two insulting each other is overrated. So instead, we're just going to have a nice sing-along together where we'll be COMPLIMENTING each other on our game skills. Okay? Games with Mario? Yeah, I'd rather quit Actually, he'll do that when we play Wii Fit You know what, let's sit back and watch him rage As he spams his moves and falls offstage Bro, your FPS flair is just a joke You trying to aim is like having a stroke How about Mario Kart What do you reckon? Because when you play with me (Oh my god!) You won't survive a second Okay, this isn't really working, it seems Discuss co-op games, work together as a team If that's gonna happen, I don't want to be alive I brought poison for two! WOO-HOO! High-five! You know, I'm happy that games keep you home Or else you might give someone your third chromosome It's good that you play games with lost of dating Cause if you tried the real thing You'd never see it coming (dance break) Okay, this is becoming more of a mess How about Animal Crossing to relieve some stress? All the poor villagers would all lose their sanity As they'd have to endure this crime against humanity Mario's more suited to the world of Splatoon (Woomy!) Where he can roll around in paint and eat paint like a goon The simple answer is: Your IQ is draining Just stick with Dr. Kawashima's brain training Bro, why do you think you'll be taken so seriously When honestly, your face looks like an Earthbound enemy You talk down all lowly but play games to slowly That's why all the princesses want Mario's ravioli Sure, have fun in your cute game of Pokemon But try anything else, you're gonna get dunked on This is so frustrating Why all this hating? Is there seriously no game that'll stop the debating? You need a game with lots of Uzis No no, a game with waifu boobies! A drawing game will help you be more inclined Show your drawing skills and... Wait... never mind Be sure to take breaks in interval, guys! Playing games for too long can strain your eyes You gotta play fighting games Tear each other's skin! Wait! Actually, let me join in! I know you two are feeling uneasy That's why you should play games with more LUIGI! No. Mario, just go home All you do is annoy While I'm the Switch, you're the Virtual Boy Mr. Game and Watch, show us the score Mario: (Mr. Game and Watch shows 0) SMG4: (Mr. Game and Watch shows 9) I'm sorry, bro I know you want more But don't be salty about your beaten highscore Stop being a child Go put on your big trousers Mario's gonna win So long, gay Bowser You guys got ten seconds to compliment each other Or I'm gonna be making you scream for your mother! Hey man, what's with all this sass? Yeah dude, what got up your ass? Activating instant kill. Oh God! Mario! I'm sorry for talking smack! You too! Uhhh... I think you make a great snacc! (explosion)

2020

2020's Rap Battle

Sorry lads, game's ending early I'm a power hungry man in a bit of a hurry With all these rules, you expect me to comply? Here's a rule called YOU'RE GONNA DIE! You can't even compete, so try and hit delete While we kick your ass to this really sick beat The worst you could do is write a mean tweet So shut up and just admit defeat It's SMG3, YouTuber wannabe A big disappointment guarantee Still a huge failure with all your plans Just shut up, go home, and make an Onlyfans How dare you; This is war It's time to even the score Your painful deaths are overdue Come and attack them all, my crew I am a chad cause I eat corn You are a virgin who just views porn What I watch is a mystery Cause I clear my internet history You guys are all fake, you have no appeal While people love weegee, L is real A green inbred with a pear-shaped head? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather be dead We're next gen, you're old news We get much more YouTube views You're so mean and as cold as ice Aw, sorry, that wasn't very nice OK, enough My ears are stinging Too much singing Not enough killing Oh (Awoawoawo) (Awoawoawo) Guys, please stop fighting There's only one true foe Using you to grow It's SMG3! Using them for his own gain? Ooh Meggy, you big brain! Thanks Red, I'm sure they're nervous No problem Meggy, at your service Yeah, he doesn't care about you! He promised me a big waifu To all of you, I bet he's so rude Oh my god, that's so true my dude Jub jub Jub jub jub Weegee weegee weegee That's right, he's really not that slick He's just a massive prick You guys can't honestly believe these clowns I'm one of the nicest guys in town I'm always showing love and humanity With some good ol' fashioned verbal profanity Sorry man, I'll make this fast No one likes a man with a stick up his ass All right people, time to quiz Find out who he really is You treat your workers with no respect You guys don't earn it, last I checked Oooh sorry, that's not helping your case Try again with a little more grace You promised us wealth and fame I don't recall making that claim It's over bro Time for your demise Everyone sees straight through your damn lies FINE! I don't need any of you swines, The power of this remote will be all MINE!! (short battle montage) A manipulative lying piece of trash Whose life is about to end in a crash And I'm pretty sure the world can agree That man's name is SMG3!

2021

2021's Rap Battle ("Zero")

Time ticks down and fades all our sorrow 3, 2, 1, 0 Your perilous wraths At the end of its path Your pleas are all in vain All that I know is pain Don't blame me if you all yell Down in my special hell As I tear your lives apart To begin my fresh new form and hit restart Hello fellow friends I heard deaths a great new trend Why care and love in life When we all know it's the end Don't be scared, copy me Off your head and let’s be free Cmon guys, join the club We offer free spaghetti Mario, cmon man quit You must snap out of it Flurry of threats and weak attacks Won't stop us in our tracks Where's the fatso we all know Our great big friend not a foe The biggest idiot of the show With an ass so thicc, thicc as dough Well I think that Sweet talk made me want to die That's how you kill a god? You gonna try and make me cry? Cmon lads let's step it up And use all of our big brains Cause I know there's a much Smarter way to win this game Sorry bro this might hurt We'll make sure it's fast and quick Lol no it's gonna feel like Being hit right in the dick We're coming don't you wait We'll put an end to your fate NO STOP I MUST ELIMINATE Relinquish your grip on our hero 3, 2, 1, 0 Feel your control decay away Oh what a dark day The sun shines bright with nothing but fading fear Oh the end is near Impossible Prepare to be deleted DELETED Ah sorry, this is whack You call this a finishing attack? Sending out your stans That's your plan? Come on man You misconstrue The full extent of my deadly power Now go rot in this moment That I dub your final hour Zero we've sacrificed All too much just too leave And now it's time to turn the tides With this ace up our sleeve You don't scare me with this Old, dated and weak technique Stand down now and let ol' Zero Give the death you seek Can't let you do that Cause it's our turn to end your fun Time to repent for the Massive sins that you've done NO STOP LET ME THROUGH Out of my way Grr wait!, I can't let that Fat Italian mutate Oh boy you can feel it Do you feel the terror loom That's cause your about to enter Mario's Tunnel of Doom Ladies and gents Now it's time to finish off this foe Are you ready? Lets-a go! あなたの最後は今よ (Your last moment is now) 3, 2, 1, 0 あんたに勝ち目は無い (You don't stand a chance) だからグッバイ (So goodbye) You dare oppose me Now death is what you’ll face Erased with no trace Welcome to my world of despair and sadness Sorry to bother your heartbreak But you just made your final mistake Release our friend and return him to us! The curtains lower, applause signs glow It seems like it’s the end of your show Oh here we go 3, 2, 1, 0!

2022

2022's Rap Battle (Objection!)

Instrumental Alright! Let's do this! Here's my case! You claim my clients are a vicious race Your Honor, you'll find they're not so insidious But just a group of lovable idiots! Hold it! Don't give me your lecture Your argument here is pure conjecture The defendants are vile and no doubt insane They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain No, that's wrong! We fulfill dreams! We bring a smile with the magic of memes It's all about love with our wholesome show Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po OK, sometimes we break the law but that’s an insignificant little flaw Our mission is to laugh, enjoy, and inspire Just ignore the things that we set on fire Heh, this is the end, it seems cause your team's flimsy schemes are through! Your antics are too extreme! OBJECTION! Violence, separation Non-negotiation Is this segregation Peace for our nation? You guys bring peace? Don't give me that crock! Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk? Our only crimes? We saved the earth a buncha times From Eldritch incantations Greedy expectations Hate, love, and rejection Ohhh~- OBJECTION! Don’t get cocky, you haven’t won yet I haven’t even broken a sweat You’ll be banned, just as planned! WITNESSES, TO THE STAND! You make us look so stupid and dense None of what we do makes any sense So what? It’s about having tonnes of fun! Your neutral special can be a gun! Bro, your vids aren't even funny I bet you're doing this all for the money Shut up! No one asked for your opinion L + ratio + you look like a minion! I'm sorry but I got a confession All your arcs always give me depression It's okay! We may woe! But we develop love and grow! Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting? It’s hard enough already existing Alright you've heard their plea They’re innocent! So if you please, let them all go free! OBJECTION! Time to stop this persistent sinning I’ve been winning from the very beginning It's no use with your whinging and cringing cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing! NO!! PLEASE I DON'T WANNA BE EXILED! I WAS JUST A NAIVE, STUPID LITTLE CHILD! Oh sir, you deserve this mockery Can't be original or high quality Here, we sentence you for robbery of our intellectual property! Objection! Halt with your elation and your litigations Parody citation Refutes these actions Fair use states a parody of a style Can hold water within a courtroom trial! Our Mario's all silly and dull IP robbery is therefore null! Stupid imitaions Fun exaggerations Proving their protection Ohh~- OBJECTION! Whatcha gonna do? I’m not your hero I’m just a dumbass with a IQ of zero! THERE’S NO ESCAPE, YOU DUMB APE!! Wait, no! YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY AGREE! These three don't even have a degree! Whoops, sorry Time's up, ya clown! It's time for the judge to hand a verdict down! I gotta thank you all! Now I clearly see I, Judge Kirby hereby decree That I find the defendants to be NOT GUILTY!!

2023

2023's Rap Battle ("Roll the Die")

Don't look back, That plumber's gaining on our tail Reinforcements grow, Think it's time to bail! Now stay alert and keep your wits about C'mon, there has to be an escape route! NO DON'T LET THEM GET OUT!! We gotta lose the heat, This is our one shot We're going weapons loud, It's time to HIT THAT JACKPOT Looking to escape from sight, Think you can sneak by You better place your bets and roll the die WO-O-O-O-O-OAH! WO-O-O-O-O-OAH! Oh man, they're everywhere! How're we gonna pass? Stay low, sneak fast, or they'll get your ass! What? No, you kidding me?? We don't need to run I think you forget we have a thing called Gun INTRUDER ALERT, FAT SPIES IN THE BASE MARIO NEEDS YOU TO DISMANTLE THEIR FACE!! Whoa...watch it, here they come! Why are we singing? This is kinda dumb Zip right past them swift like air Damn, I'm so good, My stealth's got flair HEY, YOU!! DON'T MOVE!! ARE YOU TWO SPIES!?! Uh no, we're just the delivery guys! Did you order this pizza with a side of fries? Ooh, maybe, yeah! Lemme take a look inside! URGH, PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!?! YOU GODDANG CROOKS!! Hey, wait, no, stop! MY NOTEBOOK!!! As the roulette wheel spins, you'll feel your heart's thrill Keep to your hand, don't fold until the VERY LAST KILL Do you have the strength for freedom guiding your eye? You better place down your bets, Hope you're up to the test Here and now, we aim for the sky We must try, Take a roll of the die! You idiots just fell right into my trap That book is mine and your asses are clapped When I open it up, I will finally win 'cuz I'll log in and steal your Club Penguin skin!! Are you serious!? All this just for a hat!? Oh well, yes! But a bit more important than that Marty wants your secret pizza recipe! Oh no way, you wouldn't! THAT'S A FELONY!! C'mon, Mario, stop this! This isn't you! What happened to the fat Italian I knew?? Are you turning your back on the friends you've adored? Why are you trusting that big piece of cardboard?? HE PINKY PROMISED! I TRUST IN M'LORD! Come closer then, I have a nicer reward This ultra rare Roblox skin that I scored! WHOA, REALLY!? YOU'D GIVE THAT DIVINE SKIN TO MARIO!? IS THAT FINE!?! No, it's mine. The game is in our hands, This is our last chance We have to win it all, Live through this dangerous dance Sound off with your gun, Load up, They've raised the stakes high And all our bets are placed, the clock is ticking goodbye Now or nothing, one final push Time to roll the die! WO-O-O-O-O-OAH! WO-O-O-O-O-OAH! Wipe that smile, Your plan is running outta steam Save your breath, It's over with your little scheme Your wishes bring me nothing but disgust We hold the cards, Your hand has crumbled to dust Your dumb dream's a huge bust!!

2024

2024's Rap Battle ("Puzzle Park")

Welcome, everyone to Puzzle Park! Lights and magic, it's a work of art! When you enter here, the fun will start You're MINE you'll never part!! Oh, it's going to be so much fun!! Getting to watch you pay for all you've done!! 3, 2, 1 There's wondrous fun and games inside, Attractions big and small Like a 100 foot tall mega-slide That splats you on the wall! Not so fast!! Stop right there!! You better be prepared!! 'Cuz we'll end this when we find your secret lair!! I'm-a havin' fun! Let's-a stay! Cut it out! There's no time to waste! He's just this way Today, we'll teach him justice and we'll make him pay!! Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!! Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! Don't you break away, you won't get far! Keep your hands and legs inside This ride is right about to start! Don't take my word for it! Take it from US!! The food here is a must In addition with your ticket, you get PuzzleVision Plus! Try the gift shop You can't miss it! And get yourself a plush Mr. Puzzles is a fella you can trust! Evil demons, go to hell!! Ugh, this isn't really going well We don't have much more ground to tread The engine room is straight ahead!! Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!! (You best prepare!) Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! (We're almost there!) Don't you break away, you won't get far! (So say your prayers!) Keep your hands and legs inside This ride is right about to start! Well, it took you a while to find out But you found my secret hideout! Like to say congratulations, but it's time for you to die now We've got to end this ride You go left! I'll go right! Betcha thought you would win this fight but you went and messed with the wrong side! You can't just barge in here and act like you're in charge I'd like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets and tell me you're fellin' large! You're as good as evicted! Say goodbye to your park, there's nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us! You've just been tried and convicted! You think you've won?? Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood! Your lives are as good as done!! No, stop! I know there's a scared little child inside you He's hiding away, wouldn't want me to fight you (NO!!) It's not too late Reach out and take my hand and we can change your fate Oh, Meggy dear... That child is gone... Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong!! Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!! Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! Don't you break away, you won't get far! Keep your hands and legs inside!! This ride IS RIGHT ABOUT TO START!!

2025

2025's Rap Battle ("Worlds Collide")

Mirror, mirror, coming out of the graveyard! Gonna split this spitting image hack into glass shards! Face the long Kong arm of the law! Nah, I'd rather beat your monkey ass in front of the whole court! Talk about a baka back for revenge! Gonna stick a skewer through me like I did to your friend? Can't taunt me with your songs of scars! What doesn't kill me only makes me strong! Learn from history, move on like we did! Those who don't learn are doomed to repeat it! It's not a mystery you haven't succeeded! Serve revenge cold, we'll just reheat it! I can't just simply say, "I'm sorry everything's okay". Those scars I've carved still sear with pain! I can't just let it end this way! This is the moment we've been waiting for! When a thousand worlds collide and we're alone to face a raging storm! You'd turn and run away before! But I've gotta fight the fire, Douse the flame that fuels this blazing war! Will surrender un-tear what's been torn? We can't escape this future anymore! What's up losers! It's me, Waluigi! I reckon that wrecking you a second time will be easy! Why you always come-a back-a for more? 'Cuz you're both fat Italians, and, this is war! Insurrection deserves an applause! You play with fire while I'm playing God! You only play pretend if you think anything will save you in the end! C'mon guys! Stand together! Gotta hold the line! It doesn't matter whether or not odds will be stacked when it's now or never, Gotta give it your all! You wanna live forever!? This massive burden's weighing on me 'til my debt's repaid! I'll brave the fight against the grain! The final broadcast ends today! This is the moment we've been waiting for! When a thousand worlds collide and we're alone to face a raging storm! You'd turn and run away before! But I've gotta fight the fire, Douse the flame that fuels this blazing war! Will surrender un-tear what's been torn? We can't escape this future anymore! (instrumental break) This is the moment we've been waiting for! When a thousand worlds collide and we're alone to face a raging storm! You'd turn and run away before! But I've gotta fight the fire, Douse the flame that fuels this blazing war! Will surrender un-tear what's been torn? We can't escape this future anymore!

Trivia

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• 2015's Rap Battle is the only one that is just between Mario and SMG4; the rest have featured other characters.
• 2016's Rap Battle introduced Bowser as a surprise "boss battle", making it the first instance where another character joins the rap.
• 2019's Rap Battle is the first, and currently only, to feature X as one of the rappers.
• The rap for WOTFI 2021 seems to have a genre more on singing rather than rapping, as most of the lyrics are sung by Meggy, Ax0l, Melony, SMG4, and SMG3.
• There have been seven "Boss Battles": the first being 2016's Rap Battle against Bowser, the second being 2018's against Waluigi (& Bob), the third being 2020's in The Glitchy Gang against Anti-Cast, which changes in the second half to Everyone against SMG3, the fourth being everyone verus Niles as Ax0l and Mari0 in 2021's rap battle, the fifth being against lawyer-Kong in 2022’s rap battle, the sixth being against Mr. Puzzles and the SMG4 crew (excluding SMG4 himself, Mario and Meggy) in 2024's rap battle and the seventh being Mr. WPNZ, Toomp and many previous arc villains (excluding Ztar, Bob from The Rapper Bob arc and Oneshot Wren). In these cases, Mario & SMG4 will team up against the bosses.
• The music that 2016's Rap Battle is set to is The Rockman by Arthur & Medic.
• The music that 2017's Rap Battle is set to is Napal Baji by PSY.
• The music that 2018's Rap Battle is set to is Picture Perfect B-Side (Remix) from A Hat in TIme.
• The music that 2019's Rap Battle is set to is Move Like This by Jules Gaia.
• 2020's Rap Battle is the first to feature SMG3.
• All rap battles until and including 2017, as well as 2019, are arbitrated by X. 2022's rap battle is arbitrated by Judge Kirby.
• All rap battles from 2020 onward are originally composed songs for the SMG4 series.
• 2020's Rap Battle callbacks to the stages of the previous Rap Battles. (Tari and Belle rapped on 2015 and 2016's Smash Stage, Luigi and Anti-Shroomy rapped on 2017's Boxing Ring, Bob and Rob rapped at 2018's location and SMG3 stood on 2019's stage.)
• The Rap Battles that are part of WOTFI 2018, 2020, 2021 and 2022 are the only ones so far to be part of arcs: The Waluigi Arc, The YouTube Arc, The Genesis Arc and The Lawsuit Arc.
  • Consequentially, 2018 and 2020's rap battles begin after the final challenge is interrupted and doubles as a fight to the death (In 2018's WOTFI, Tari interferes with the challenge, causing Waluigi's Staff of Rejection to break. After everyone reunites, Waluigi starts the rap. In 2020's, SMG3 abruptly ends the final challenge by threatening to kill Boopkins if he didn't get the YouTube Remote. Once he claims it, he starts the rap.).
  • The 2021 Rap Battle is considered the darkest as it is the only rap to have a character's death involved before, during or after it.
  • Both WOTFI 2023 and 2024 Rap Battles takes place during the PUZZLEVISION Saga.
• On streaming platforms like YouTube Music and Spotify, 2020's rap battle uses the title "Youtube Arc Wotfi Rap". 2021's rap battle is the first one that has a proper name, that being "Zero", 2022's rap battle would be the second, titled "Objection!", and 2023's rap battle would be the third, titled "Roll the Die".
• The 2021 rap battle is the first to have Saiko rap or sing in intelligible Japanese (she sang in English in Darkest Hour, and Japanese-sounding gibberish in the 2019 and 2020 rap battles).
• 2024's Rap Battle had the lowest amount of profane words (0).
• The 2020 rap battle is the one with the most singers (15), followed by 2021 and 2025’s with 12.
• Meggy didn't sing in 2019's rap battle (despite appearing during it), but has sung in every other since her debut.
  • Conversely, Meggy sung in 2023's rap battle despite not physically appearing in the episode.
  • Despite the WOTFI being video game themed (and her involvement in it), Tari didn't sing in the 2019 rap battle either.
• Boopkins didn't sing in 2021's Rap Battle despite being present.
• 2022's rap battle is the first originally composed WOTFI rap to have an official instrumental publicly released.
• The instrumental of 2020's rap battle was used in SMG4: SMG4 & SMG3 Are Forced To Hold Hands when SMG4 and SMG3 traverse the obstacle course.

v - e Songs Episode songs A Whole New World (Anime Version) • Box Club Song • B O B • Creative Control • Darkest Hour • Evil Villain Song • Fuego's Song • Happiness • Hope • Mario The Exploro Theme Song • Mr. Puzzles' Wacky Spectacular Fantabulous Epicentric Variety Show Song • Mr. Puzzles' Theme • Scooby Mario Theme Song • Short and Tall • SMG4 10th Anniversary Song • SMG4's Super Mega Awesome Funny Variety Hour Song • Sugar Daddy Song • TV Time • Tunnel of Puzzles • Rap Battles • Ultimate Diss Track • Walking Through Hell With My Friends • We Miss Your Memes, SMG4... Meta Runner songs Always Running • Breeze • Battle Blaze Theme • Only Up • Steady • Pocket Gakusei!!! • Trade • Skybreakers • Bluejay Sunset Paradise songs Sunset Paradise Theme Song Murder Drones songs Eternal Dream • BITE ME • Cyn's Song • N and Uzi's Camping Date Song Side songs Bobs Rap 1 - ITS YA BOI • Bob Rap 2 - Bobs No Thot • Bobs Rap 3 - Booty