|"I have absolutely no idea what's going on.|
A guy tells Little Billy (Baby Luigi) to never play on the street until Mario comes and runs over guy and then goes to Walmart. 5 minutes earlier Peach comes and poops a shopping list at Mario. Peach tells Mario to buy them but Mario refuses then Peach gets mad. then Mario says "Of course", and flies into the shop. Then, he looks at the list.
He needs to buy cake mix. He finds something that looks like it, but it's not cake mix. He then kicks it at Enzo and finds out that MCG got the last mix. Mario uses a Bob-omb but can't find MCG. he then puts it in Tagen supermariobrosfan's shopping cart and it explodes. MCG is buying the last cake mix, but Mario does not give up. he goes to the line but its really long. He then punches FM54321 to let him his beans. He then screams "MY BEANS!" and thinks Weegee did it. FM punches Weegee and attacks him. then MCG argues with the others while Mario steals the last cake mix.
Now Mario has to buy a princess dress. Mario goes to 7-11 and flies in. He asks the cashier were the princess dress is, and the cashier pulls it out. he then asks who its for. Mario puts it on and says that he doesn't look bad. Now Mario needs a pinch of magic. He runs over a wizard, but it doesn't work. Now Mario needs a pair of sparkly shoes. He is in an elevator with Bowser. Bowser has flip flops, and Mario has sparkly shoes. Mario needs castle furniture now. He buys a log.
Mario needs female underwear, but is caught by the police. Mario needs food now, but he buys spaghetti instead. he then goes back to the castle, then the guy warns little Billy again but is ran over again. Peach then tells Mario to buy her more 'jewellery'. the video then cuts five minutes later, and ends with Peach on Mario's kart. Mario then says "Bye Bye! F**ker!" to Peach.