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This is a transcript for Quest for a Console.
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[Intro of Mario falling out of paintings plays]
Intro Text: A Supermarioglitchy4 production
Intro Text: Of...
Intro Text: SM64 bloopers!!!!
Intro Text: Starring...
Intro Text: The italian who is falling out of the pictures right now!
Intro Text: AKA Mario!
Intro Text: Enjoy the blooper!
[Scene cuts to Mario and Toad in the castle main room]
Mario: Oh were did it go?
Mario: Is it over here?!... No...
Toad: Hey Mario what are you looking for?
Mario: My kart!
Toad: Why?
Mario: Because the new 3DS is out and I need one before its sold out
Toad: The 3DS? It sucks!!! It gives you AIDS!
Mario: I don't care!
Toad: If you want one so badly then take the old cart in the back of the castle
Mario: That kart?! That one sucks and almost broken down
Toad: So is the 3DS
Mario: Fine whatever...
[Mario leaves the castle to get the kart]
Mario: Stupid old kart
Mario: I'd rather drive a old man's car
Mario: Ok the kart should be back here somewhere...
Mario: Hmmm theres a secret garage button here somewhere....
[Mario gets in the kart and begins driving]
Mario: Ok got the kart lets go!
Mario: This place looks really diffrent when I get in this kart
Mario: Its like it has a weird illusion
[Mario comes to a fork in the road]
Mario: Hmm which way should I go?...
Mario: The broken bridge way!
Lakitu: Stop! The bridge is under construction!
Mario: Go away you flying parasite!
[Mario moon jumps over the bridge]
Mario: Almost there
Mario: NOOOO! The levitate button is jammed!!!!
Mario: Help me!!! Jesus!!!!
[Scene cuts to Mario over Rainbow Road]
Mario: I think the levitate button is unjammed now
[Mario lands on the road]
Mario: Noooo! Not this gay road!
Mario: I want out of this course!
Mario: This place is for hippies!
Mario: And its very bumpy
Mario: This place should be homes for hippies!
[Mario narrowly avoids crashing into a Chomp]
Mario: Wow! Watch out
Mario: (Sees neon Mario) Is that me? I look fat!!!!!
Mario: (Sees neon Peach) Peach look like she is drunk!
Mario: (Sees neon Luigi) OMG!!!! Luigi's face scares the hell out of me, I can't stop looking at it!!!!
[Mario drives off the edge]
Mario: I knew Luigi was actually a scary troll
Mario: AHHHHHH! HELP ME!!!
Mario: And I turned into paper!
Mario: Hmmm when you think about it, its fun weee!
[Paper Mario chapter screen appears]
Mario: Chapter 9001!!!!: Where the hell am I?
[Scene cuts to Mario unconscious in a forest]
Mario: Zzzzz... mmmm... drugs...
[The Star Spirits appear above Mario]
Star Spirit #1: Who the hell is this obese man?
Star Spirit #2: Well he has a M on his hat and its red then he is...
Star Spirit #2: A murderer!!!!
Star Spirit #1: Everybody shoot him with shame!
[Mario becomes filled with shame]
Mario: Zzzzz... shame... mmmm...
Star Spirit #1: Ok lets leave this dump
[The Star Spirits leave as a Goomba appears]
Goomba: Who the hell is that obese man?
Goomba: Hmmmm... I know this man!
Goomba: Its... Its Luigi yup
Goomba: Hey wake up fatty!
Goomba: Hey mum! I found Luigi lets cook him for breakfast!
[Scene cuts to Mario in the forest, awake and in his kart]
Mario: Well I fell in a forest I'm lost and I feel shame, why me?!
Natives: Get off our turf fatty!
[Mario begins driving]
Mario: Ok just follow this path
Mario: Cool! A bridge to a cave!
Mario: Hmm maybe I should stop to see this cave
[Mario gets out of his kart]
Mario: This cave is pretty big and room and sexy
Spider: Mario I love you!
Mario: Me to.... in heaven
[Mario stomps on the spider and goes into a room with a hole in the center]
Mario: Wow that hole is big!
[Mario jumps over the hole]
Mario: Yahoo never mess with the italians
[Mario gets hit by a boulder]
Mario: Owch stupid circle!
Mario: Where are all these rocks coming from
[Mario goes through another door and rides a platform down into a lower level]
Mario: Going down... Ah skip it
[Mario jumps off the platform and continues to an island in a lake]
Mario: Hey is that?
[Mario goes over to Dorrie]
Mario: Dorrie! I hated you for so long
Mario: Hey Dorrie weren't you green when you were smaller?
Mario: Or is that Yoshi...
Mario: See ya
[Mario enters another door]
Mario: Hmm where does this lead to?
Mario: Hey look! A swimming pool!
[Mario jumps in the metal pool and emerges in the Metal Cap Cave as Metal Mario]
Mario: Uh oh I'm..... naked and metal cool!
Mario: Where does this water fall go to?
Mario: Theres only one way to find out
[Mario jumps out and ends up at a beach]
Mario: Cool I'm at a beach and I'm somehow in my kart
Mario: Great now my overalls are all wet Peach won't let me sleep in her castle now!
Mario: Such a tiny kart my flab is hanging over the sides
[Mario drives to a fork in the road created by a giant rock]
Mario: I can make this...
[Mario moon jumps over the rock]
Mario: Yeah!
[Mario moon jumps over water]
Mario: Weeeeee!
[Mario continues driving]
Mario: I need to get off this beach and to the shopping mall!
[Mario drives into the ocean and ends up in the sewers riding on a fish]
Mario: I can't believe I had to go through the sewers to get to town...
Mario: Mush fishy mush!
[Mario exits the water and goes through a pipe]
Mario: Hmmm I should live down here!
[Mario goes through another pipe and reaches the town]
Mario: Ahh heres town ok to the shops!
[Mario walks to a store and enters]
Mario: Hey Mr. Shop Keeper do you sell the 3DS?
Toad Shopkeeper: Yes but I'm sold out
Mario: WHAT!
Toad Shopkeeper: Some guy named Luigi bought the last one
[Scene cuts to Mario arriving at his house]
Mario: LUIGI!!!!!!!
Luigi: Oh hiya Mario I'm playing the 3DS its so cool!
Mario: I WANT THAT 3DS!!!
Luigi: How about we fight for it then
Mario: Good idea but I'm gonna win!
[Scene cuts to Mario and Luigi fighting in Super Smash Bros.]
Mario: Ok lets do this!
Mario: Its whoever dies 3 times loses
[Mario tries to attack Luigi but falls off the edge]
Mario: NoooOO!
Luigi: HAHAHA FAIL!
[Mario is KO'd and respawns]
Mario: That did not count!
[Mario and Luigi begin fighting]
Mario: I learnt kung fu and I'll kick that L right of your hat!
Luigi: Yeah but your too clumsy so its easy
Luigi: Super punch!
[Luigi uses a smash attack on Mario]
Mario: OW! My face!
Mario: If only I could levitate
Mario: I shall use my SUPER POWERS!
[Mario uses a smash attack on Luigi]
Mario: Hahaha I could win this
Mario: Luigi come back here!
[Mario goes too far offscreen trying to get Luigi and KOs himself, then respawns]
Luigi: Nah may you should!
Mario: Butt slap!
[Mario KOs Luigi, Luigi respawns, the two begin fighting again]
Mario: Ow!
[Mario accidentally falls off the edge and KOs himself again]
Mario: NoOOOOOOOO!!!!
Luigi: HAHA I WIN!!!
[Scene cuts back to the Mario Bros. House]
Luigi: Hahahah I win so I keep the 3DS
Mario: Ok... (yoink)
[Mario steals the 3DS and runs]
Mario: HAHAHAHA I STOLE IT!
Luigi: MARIO!!!! COME BACK YOU FATTY!
[Scene cuts to Mario driving back to the castle]
Mario: HAHAHAHA Luigi will never catch up with me!
Mario: I can't believe I got the 3DS and for free!
Mario: If only I could wipe in Luigi's face
[Mario passes by a Mario Star billboard]
Mario: Yeah Mario Star!
[Mario bumps into a plant while driving]
Mario: Ow stupid plant!
[Mario passes by Koopa Air billboards]
Mario: Koopa Air? Does that mean Koopa fart?!
[Mario passes by a Luigi's billboard]
Mario: BOOO LUIGI!
[Mario immediately bumps into another plant]
Mario: OWCH I deserved that
[Mario drives over the broken bridge]
Mario: WEEEEEEEEEE!
Mario: Almost there
[Mario arrives at the castle]
Mario: YAHOOOOO! In your face Luigi!
[Mario enters the castle]
Mario: Hey Toad I got the 3DS
Toad: Good for you now go away
Mario: Want to see its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!
Mario: Well then I'm going to go play it!
[Scene cuts to darkness as Mario plays on the 3DS]
Mario: Hahaha this is so fun!
Luigi: Mario? Can I have a word with you?
Mario: ......Uh oh
[Scene cuts to Luigi repeatedly punching Mario as a "Thanks for Watching" message appears]
Mario: Owch what did I do?
Luigi: For being fat and greedy you stupid italian!
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