SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 11 (800K Special) is the fourteenth episode of Season 6 and the two hundred and sixty-third overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
This is also the thirdteenth episode of the Ssenmodnar and a subscriber count celebration of 800K. It was aired on April 24th, 2016.
Who''s ready for more weirdness!? of course you are. join Professor E. Gadd as he is forced into the sanctuary of retardness!
In Professor E. Gadd's laboratory, E. Gadd had managed to discover the secret of how SMG4 managed to reach 800K subscribers after 5 years of research and that he himself would reach that level when he used it too. He then tried to finish his experiment on reaching that subscriber milestone and then created an explosion. When the dust settled, the outcome showed Mario. Confused, E. Gadd asked Mario how SMG4 reached so many subscribers. Mario's response was to summon a black hole, sucking E. Gadd in. The skits then started.
A goomba was talking to Bowser about why he was wearing a skirt. Bowser said that he wanted to and showed the goomba why he was wearing it by ripping it off, only for the Goomba and Peach Toadstool to freak out.
SMG4 was riding his horse, singing about it while Nintendofan997 was watching. SMG4 later asked him to give it a lick, which he did but said that it tasted like sh*t.
Wario was crawling on the floor with no money while crying "Feed me, Feeeeed me!". He crawled into a room with a pile of clothes and found a coin in an overall in the pile. He then celebrated, despite it being just only a coin.
In the game universe, Mario exited from a warp pipe, collected a coin from a coin block, and ate a mushroom before leaving the area via another warp pipe. However, in a real-life take on this scene, Mario (who was drunk), tried to hit a coin block but missed, kicked the mushroom instead of eating it, and ended up vomiting in the other warp pipe.
Resuming from skit 6, SMG4 was still singing about the horse. In it, the horse could become a plane and if one touched its pingas (which Nintendofan997 understandably found disgusting) could turn back to a horse. SMG4 would then tell Nintendofan997 to shut up and get on the horse.
It involved the struggles of a Teletubby. At an office, people were staring at a Teletubby with a tie. The Teletubby then asked, " The f@#$ y'all looking at?!"
This skit was SMG4's latest public announcement to not use the computer all night long. A person said that he did not want to sleep and instead wanted to find cool stuff on the internet. SMG4 then told him that it was time to stop, causing the person to freak out.
This skit was another Moments With Steve. This episode covered Steve's life. In the morning, Steve scared Geofcraze634 by jumping out of a trash pit. He then chose a shirt to wear, which all looked the same. He then walked in a weird way, and while a person was not looking, stole his/her child, in this case Baby Mario. At 7-11, a person was giving Steve for $85 a burger. Steve used the stolen child to pay for the burger. He then drove down a highway weirdly, creeping out Yoshi who witnessed it, before crashing it, where a policeman questioned him about it causing Steve to deny it and then escape via teleportation.
Steve's teleportation then took him to several past videos such as Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Boil The Big Bully, and Portal M4R10 - If Mario was in... Portal (How he ended up with a core on his head is unknown). Eventually, after teleporting around so much, Steve was back in his trash pit sleeping where his day ended.
It just had Mario performing Boob Explosions naked.
The Boy (Mario) & Gurl (Peach) characters returned in a skit. In it, Gurl announced she was pregnant. Boy initially declared he was no longer her boyfriend, causing the Gurl to die heartbroken. The Boy, devastated, then declared that he meant to say he would be her husband.
In Teletubby Land (actually Equestria), Po was riding on her (his) scooter (actually an ATV) when she accidentally fell off and started rolling like there was no tomorrow, colliding into Tinky Winky, who also started rolling like crazy. Dipsy, who witnessed Tinky rolling like crazy, also joined her (him) in rolling. As Laa-Laa was enjoying herself (himself), suddenly she (he) saw many clones of Po, Tinky Winky, and Dipsy rolling toward her (him) and collided, causing her (him) to start rolling too. Just as the narrator from the Teletubbies declared how the Teletubbies loved to roll, a Teletubby in a swag shirt appeared out of nowhere, and responded to the narrator by saying, "YEAH!"
Yoshi ran up to the castle and rang the doorbell. When Luigi answered, he saw the Yoshi was a feminine-looking one. It asked if he was looking for it but Luigi said "Nope." due to being horrified and closed the door on it.
Similar to Skit 8, it had SMG4 fire off a Waluigi Launcher at Mario. Knocking him out. In the real world, SMG4 (as Luke Lerdwichagul) tried to do the same thing (but by throwing Waluigi) at Mario (as a small toy). He missed but still considered it a success.
This Skit is identical to Skit 17 but with Mario replacing Yoshi and Mario having a reason to find Luigi: He needed help the following day.
Frankie uploaded a video of him having a playthrough of Super Mario 64 on YouTube. The upload was successful, and Frankie celebrated. Suddenly, Mario burst into Frankie's room and sued Frankie because of copyright infringement with Nintendo. A screen then popped up, saying that the video Frankie uploaded was no longer available due to a copyright claim.
Waluigi and Wario shook it to DJ Snake and Lil Jon's Turn Down for What.
As SMG3 was relaxing in his home, his smoke detector went off. Apparently, his toast was burnt, causing him to be disappointed. Suddenly and somehow, Shy Guy (as his fairy form) came out of nowhere and tried to salvage the situation by reviving the toast but all it did was made the toast worse. Shy Guy, upset and saddened, claimed that everything was going well. SMG3 said that it looked like the toast could not take the heat. He wore glasses and did an awesome pose. Naturally, due to being insulted, Shy Guy got angry, and threw SMG3 out of the house, severely hurting him. While looking at SMG3 lying on the ground, a person then sang, "You burnt the toast, and then you almost died..."
At Donkey Kong's House, Mario was visiting Donkey Kong when he saw the gorilla bowing down to a picture of his girlfriend. Mario, worried, asked if he was alright. DK replied that it had been a while since his girlfriend went missing and that he wanted some action with her. Mario, feeling sorry, had a plan and assured him not to cry. He went out and brought in Toad wearing a pink dress. DK did not accept Toad but Toad said yes. DK could not freak out as Mario left the house enjoying the torment.
It appeared to be an unedited ending of Super Mario 64 being played out plays until the final scene showing the cake. However, Kirby appeared and ate the entire scene.
Professor E. Gadd, still in the land of retardedness, saw the last skit play on a TV. E. Gadd then asked for help and wanted to leave the land (which he called hell). SMG4 then appeared with his horse and asked E. Gadd if he was enjoying the sanctuary of retardedness. E. Gadd explained that he wants to be successful like SMG4. SMG4 explained that he should try to make his own videos and to make something never seen before. E. Gadd responded that he now had a better understanding. SMG4 mentioned that the tip he told the professor was his most important advice and secret and now, he had to die for knowing it.
Horrified, E. Gadd tried to escape, with SMG4 having deployed guns from his horse armed and firing after E. Gadd. Upon seeing an exit, E. Gadd reached it and opened it, just to see Skit 17.
Then suddenly back, in reality, E. Gadd woke up from his nightmare. He realized what he experienced were just a dream and a nightmare. Inspired from the nightmare, he proceeded to add something else to his video, memes.
The video ends with SMG4 thanking the viewers for helping him reach 800K subscribers.
In the bonus scene, it had Luke in Skit 18 trying to knock down Mario with his Waluigi plush. He missed (as intended in the skit). He then went ahead to tip down the Mario toy to make it fall down before giving two thumbs up to the camera, officially ending the video.
Removal of video
In 2019, YouTube blocked users from watching the video due to the presence of content from WMG, making the video impossible to watch. A reupload exists, as do all reaction videos. As of January 2020, the video has been unblocked, allowing users to watch the main video once more.