SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New years edition) is the fifty-eighth episode of Season 3 and the one hundred and fifty-seventh overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
- 1 Synopsis
- 2 Plot
- 2.1 Skits
- 2.1.1 Skit 1
- 2.1.2 Skit 2
- 2.1.3 Skit 3
- 2.1.4 Skit 4
- 2.1.5 Skit 5
- 2.1.6 Skit 6
- 2.1.7 Skit 7
- 2.1.8 Skit 8
- 2.1.9 Skit 9
- 2.1.10 Skit 10
- 2.1.11 Skit 11
- 2.1.12 Skit 12
- 2.1.13 Skit 13
- 2.1.14 Skit 14
- 2.1.15 Skit 15
- 2.1.16 Skit 16
- 2.1.17 Skit 17
- 2.1.18 Skit 18
- 2.1.19 Skit 19
- 2.1.20 Skit 20
- 2.1.21 Skit 21
- 2.1.22 Skit 22
- 2.1.23 Skit 23
- 2.1.24 Skit 24
- 2.1.25 Skit 25
- 2.1.26 Skit 26
- 2.1.27 Skit 27
- 2.1.28 Skit 28
- 2.1.29 Skit 29
- 2.1.30 Skit 30
- 2.1 Skits
- 3 Characters
- 4 Trivia
- 5 Navigation
MERRY NEW YEAR GUYS :D have a nice warm cup of what the f*ck and this barely has anything to do with new years besides the start lol
Mario and Peach Toadstool watch the fireworks during New Year's Eve, then Mario waits to get laid, only to be waken up by her screaming she's on her period. The blooper's name then zooms in backward with Mr. Garrison's voice saying "Uh oh! Retard alert!" and a bell ringing in the background.
Immediately after waking up, a boy's father tells him to do his homework, who then hurls a book at him.
Mario sneaks up on SMG4 while he was browsing through the internet. Mario likes the keyboard, and then says "I'm going to sh*t on it!", and squats on it naked as he shocked SMG4.
Bowser is defeated. Mario runs toward him, but Bowser farts and ends up sending Mario flying away.
X gets a pizza from a delivery man. Then X and the pizza man's bodies are distorted throughout the short.
Toad is asking John DiMaggio to teach him how to twerk. Mortified, John screams "NO!" two times, runs off screen, takes a CV-47, says "NO!" one more time, and points it at Toad.
The GPS in a guy's car tells him to turn right, but the car suddenly hits a wall. The GPS then says he missed the turn, and calls him a "f***ing dumba**.
At the Star Fountain, three random guys (identified as Enzo, AlexAlex700[Greenex], and a guy that looks identical to The2Hunters) appearing out of nowhere starts to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight, except it sounds horrible. Suddenly, a fourth one appears, launching into an even worse solo, where he begins randomly flying around.
Toad sees a sign saying the Dark Side has cookies, causing him to become cookie-crazy. He then runs in front of Pinkolol16, screaming "COOKIE!!!!", freaking her out.
Notch opens a door and says "Here's Johnny!" (a quote from a famous scene in The Shining), only to find a guy has barged into Johnny's bathroom while he was defecating.
Mario is singing I'm A Banana. Then he screams "LOOK AT ME MOVE!!", at Luigi, scaring him.
Peach is telling MarioMario54321 that she thinks that she is all Mario has, but MM54321 runs away, screaming "NO ONE CARES!!"
Bowser sings the Wrecking Ball song from his last segment and credits for The 12 Idiots of Christmas.
Two guys stand by a frozen lake, and one of them asks to the other one how deep he thinks the lake is. The guy replies "About two, three inches", then the other one jumps in, screaming "BELLY FLOP", and lands on the ice hard, breaking his spine.
Mario Head's messed up face from the Super Mario 64 start menu is shown twisted up, accompanied by creepy humming music.
Waluigi and Wario are singing in a car, when they crash into someone's house. Then, there is a caption saying "Don't drink and drive" with creepy, depressing music heard in the background.
Mario sings That's Amore while he spins Bowser around.
MCGustavo asks where all his milk has gone. It then cuts to OiramOiram12345 with all the milk dancing to Milkshake by Kelis; then an angry man appears at the window, who yells at OriamOriam12345 to shut the f*** up.
Another episode of Moments With Steve: Steve wanders around Hazy Maze Cave, when he sees Dorrie. It then cuts to Mario jumping on to Dorrie's back, only to see Steve-Dorrie Hybrid. Steve-Dorrie Hybrid shouts that he is a Stegosaurus, and Mario says "What the fu-". Then, Steve-Dorrie Hybrid spars through the clouds as Mario screams while Starships by Nicki Minaj plays in the background.
A Piranha Plant is seen beatboxing accompanied by a caption that says "IF plants could rap". Then, the plant just starts making low screeching noises, and the caption changes to "what they actually sound like...".
Continuing from skit 8, two guys are enjoying cookies. Toad, still cookie crazy, jumps in between them screaming "COOKIE!!!!", making them freak out.
LegoGuy77777 runs into Big Boo's Haunt. Then he hears hears someone who says "PINGAS!". LegoGuy77777 says "What was that!? Huh... somebody? I don't want to know...". Then Dr. Eggman is shown appearing out of thin air with the caption "He's always watching...". Dr. Eggman then starts dancing as a caption says "Call 1-800-POBOX".
Luigi is on a rollercoaster in Isle Delfino that he thinks is scary. After he is not afraid anymore, the coaster starts going really fast, and Luigi starts screaming. The coaster finally shoots off the tracks.
A girl says "Hey sexy, wanna see up my dress?". Then dshaynie said "What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?". Then Toad and a bunch of random people who are SuperWario9000, Schm2000, Ggomorno, UltimatePwnerful, MarioMario9951, Luigaboy2, Jbro109, Sonic the Hedgehog, Dshaynie, Sinbad316, MarioMario761, CrimsonMan5, SMG4's fans, SuperMarioFan, Ocit1115, SuperStarXAlien169, MarioStar92, SuperMarioFan590, and other random people scream "DAAAAAAMN!".
The three guys from Skit 7 start singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight again, only this time, in Starman3's bathtub, as he's using it. Horrified, Starman3 then yells, "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
A commercial for "Mario Party 287" starts playing. As soon as the price is announced, a guy appears screaming "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!".
Mario and SMG4 go through every course in the game, and realized they've completed the game too fast. Toad is shown at Nintendo Headquarters with crickets chirping offscreen and he says "F***".
Bowser is playing a Barbie video game, forcing Peach to play with him, who constantly prays for death.
Still recovering from their drunk driving mishap from Skit 15, Waluigi tells Wario his mother is calling, which prompts Wario to kill Waluigi with his nose.
Luigi sings his own version of Call Me Maybe, showing various clips from SMG4's 2013 bloopers as everyone dances with him. Then Toad interrupts him by calling him an a**hole. SMG4 tells Toad to shut up as his voice sounds like if Peach was a man. Everyone laughs, but then Peach says that it's true.
Intro and Outro Characters
- Peach Toadstool
- Peach Toadstool
- Wizard Rock
- Old Man Hobo
- Steve-Dorrie Hybrid
- John DiMaggio
- Dr. Eggman
- Piranha Plant
- To this date, Ssenmodnar 6 is the shortest Ssenmodnar video in the whole series (only over 5 minutes) but the episode which has the least number of skits is SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6.64(100k special Qna Edition) (only 15) because of the QNA.
- The guy who appears at the window when OiramOiram12345 is dancing with all the milk on the music Milkshake by Kelis might be Derrick, a man who appeared with his friend Alex in the video Ssenmodnar 6.64, uploaded two months and a few days later.
- This video was Starman3's last appearance in a video of SMG4 before his appearance hiatus that ended at the end of August 2014 with the video R64: Mario for Hire.
- The song the piranha plant raps to is the rap song from Yoshi's Story.