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§§ënmØÐnÅr 6 is SuperMarioGlitchy4's 156th video and the sixth video in the Ssenmodnar series to celebrate the start of 2014.

Plot

Mario and Princess Peach watch the fireworks one night, then Mario waits to get laid, only to be waken up by her screaming she's on her period. The blooper's name then zooms in backward with a offscreen guy saying "Uh oh! Retard alert!" & a bell ringing in the background.

Skits

  1. Immediately after waking up, a boy's dad tells him to do his homework, who then hurls a book at him.
  2. Mario sneaks up on SMG4 while he checks an error. Mario likes the keyboard, and then says "I'm going to sh** on it!", and squats on it naked as SMG4 screams "Oh, what the fu-".
  3. Bowser is defeated. Mario runs towards him, but Bowser farts and ends up sending Mario flying away.
  4. XboxFan997 gets a pizza from a delivery man. Then X and the pizza man's bodies are distorted throughout the short.
  5. Toad is asking his father John to teach him how to twerk. Mortified, John screams "NO!" (2x), runs off screen, takes an AK-47, says "NO!" one more time, and points it at Toad.
  6. The GPS in a guy's car tells him to turn right, but the car suddenly hits a wall. The GPS then says he was watching BFDI, and calls him a "f***ing fatass".
  7. At the Star Fountain, three random guys (identified as Enzo, AlexAlex700[Greenex], and a guy that looks identical to The2Hunters) appear out of nowhere start to sing "In the Jungle", except it sounds horrible. Suddenly, a fourth one appears, launching into an even worse solo, where he begins randomly flying around.
  8. Toad sees a sign saying the Dark Side has cookies, causing him to become cookie-crazy. He then runs in front of Pinkolol16, screaming "COOKIE!!!!".
  9. Notch opens a door and says "Here's Johnny!" (a quote from a famous scene in "The Shining"), only to find he has barged into Johnny's bathroom while he was defecating.
  10. Mario is singing "I'm A Banana". Then he screams "LOOK AT ME MOVE!!", at Luigi, scaring him.
  11. Peach says to MarioMario54321 that she thinks that she is all Mario has, but MM54321 runs away, screaming "NO ONE CARES!!"
  12. Bowser sings the "Wrecking Ball" song from his last segment and credits for The 12 Idiots of Christmas.
  13. 2 guys stand by a frozen lake, and one of them asks to the other one how deep he thinks the lake is. The guy replies "About two, three inches", then the other one jumps in, screaming "BELLYFLOP", landing on the ice hard.
  14. Mario Head's messed up face from the Super Mario 64 start menu is shown twisted up, accompinied by creepy humming music.
  15. Waluigi and Wario are singing in a car, when they crash into someone's house. Then, there is a caption saying "Don't drink and drive".
  16. Mario sings while he spins Bowser around.
  17. MejiaCantilloGustavo asks where all his milk has gone. It then cuts to OiramOiram12345 with all the milk dancing to "My Milkshake"; then an angry man (Derrick?) appears at the window, who yells at OriamOriam12345 to shut the F$@! up.
  18. Another episode of Moments With Steve: Steve wanders around Hazy Maze Cave, when he sees Dorrie. It then cuts to Mario jumping on to Dorrie's back, only to see Steve has replaced her head with his own. Steve/Dorrie screams that he is a Stegosaurus, and Mario says "Oh, what the fu-". Then, Steve/Dorrie spars through the clouds as Mario screams while "Starships" plays in the background.
  19. A piranha plant is seen beatboxing acommpinied by a caption that says "IF plants could rap". Then, the plant just starts making low screeching noises, and the caption changes to "what they actually sound like...".
  20. Continuing from skit 8, two guys are enjoying cookies. Toad, still cookie crazy, jumps inbetween them screaming "COOKIE!!!!".
  21. LegoGuy77777 runs into King Boo's Mansion. Then he hears hears someone who says "PINGAS!". LegoGuy77777 says "What was that!? Unh..somebody? I don't want to know...". Then Dr. Eggman is shown appearing out of thin air with the caption "He's always watching...". Eggman starts dancing as a capiton says "Call 1-800-POBOX".
  22. Luigi is on a rollercoaster in Isle Delfino that he thinks is scary. After he is not afraid anymore, the coaster starts going really fast, and Luigi starts screaming. The coaster finally shoots of the tracks.
  23. A girl says "hey sexy, wanna see up my dress?". Then dshaynie said "What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?". Then Toad and a bunch of random people who are SuperWario9000, Schm2000, Ggomorno, UltimatePwnerful, MarioMario9951, Luigaboy2, Jbro109, Sonic, Dshaynie, Sinbad316, MarioMario761, CrimsonMan5, SMG4's fans, SuperMarioFan, Ocit1115, SuperStarXAlien169, MarioStar92, SuperMarioFan590 and Other random people scream "DAAAAAAMN!".
  24. The three guys from skit 7 start singing "In the Jungle" again, only this time, in Starman3's bathtub, as he's using it. Horrified, Starman3 then yells, "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
  25. A commericial for "Mario Party 287" starts playing. As soon as the price is announced, Fire Mario appears screaming "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!".
  26. FightingMario54321 is watching theawesmario eats spaghetti from Mario's theawesomario channel, then he realizes that he can't pause it.
  27. Mario and SMG4 go through every course in the game, and realize they've completed the game too fast.
  28. Bowser is playing a Barbie video game, forcing Peach to play with him, who constantly prays for death.
  29. Still recovering from their drunk driving mishap, Waluigi tells Wario his mother is calling, which prompts Wario to kill Waluigi with his nose.
  30. Luigi sings his own version of "Call Me Maybe", showing various clips from SMG4's 2013 bloopers as everyone dances with him. Then Toad interrupts him by calling him an asshole. SMG4 tells Toad to shut up as his voice sounds like if Peach was a man. Everyone laughs, but then Peach says that it's true.

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Trivia

  • To this date, Ssenmodnar 6 is the shortest Ssenmodnar video in the whole series (only over 5 minutes) but the episode which has the least number of skits is "Ssenmodnar 6.64 (100k special QNA Edition)" (only 15) because of the QNA.
  • The guy who appears at the window when OiramOiram12345 is dancing with all the milk on the music "My Milkshake" might be Derrick, a man who appeared with his friend Alex in the video "Ssenmodnar 6.64", uploaded two months and a few days later.
  • This video was Starman3's last appearence in a video of SMG4 before his appearance hiatus that ended at the end of August 2014 with the video "Retarded64: Mario for Hire."
  • The song the piranha plant raps to is the rap song from Yoshi's Story.

Gallery

(Mario and Peach are on top of the castle, looking at fireworks)

Mario: Ahh 2014....

(Mario Looks at Peach)

Peach: Thank you Mario!

Mario: Sweet! Mario a-gonna get laid!

(Later that night...Mario waits in a dark room, naked. Princess than screams, with Mario running to the door, door explodes)

Peach: I'M ON MY PERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

(Title card appears, gets smaller with somebody saying Uh Oh, Retard Alert! with bells ringing in the background, static)

Boy: Morning!

Father: Do your homework! (Throws book at boy, boy freaks out, static)

(SMG4 is on computer, Mario appears behind him)

Mario: Oh boy, look at that keyboard! I'm going to sh*t on it!

SMG4: (Backs away) What the f**k! (Static)

(Mario runs toward Bowser)

Mario: I'm a gonna get you!

(Bowser's fart blows Mario away, static)

X: Hey.

Pizza Delivery Man: How's it going?

X: (Has different moustache) How much is it?

Pizza Delivery Man: Uh... 14 dollars.

X: Playing Pie, Right? (Has Toad face on hat)

Pizza Delivery Man: Yeah. (Gives guy pizza)

X: Thanks, bro. You have some sausage? (Buttons on overalls have Thwomp faces)

Pizza Delivery Man: (Has goomba face) You got sausage in your face. (Static)

(Toad walks up to John)

Toad Daddy, can you teach me how to twerk?

(John is worried)

John: NO! NO! (Grabs gun and points it at Toad) NO! (static)

(Guy is in car)

Car: Turn right now.

(Seconds later, the car crashes)

Guy: Shit!

Car: You missed a turn, you fucking dumbass. (static)

(People are coming behing a statue)

People: Awimbowe, awimbowe awimbowe awimbo-

(A final person appears, flying)

Person: AWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (static)

(Shows a sign with Darth Vaders head saying Join the Darkside! We have cookies......and healthcare)

Toad: Cookie? (Turns into cookie monster, then barges in front of Pinkolol16)

Toad: COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (Static)

(Notch comes through a door)

Notch: HERE'S JOHNNY!

(Switches to supposedly Johnny on a toilet)

Johnny: HERE I AM, TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT IN THE PRIVACY OF MY-(static)

(Mario is shown wearing a banana costume)

Mario: I'm a banana! I'm a banana! I'm a banana!

(Barges in on Luigi)

Mario: LOOK AT ME MOVE! (Luigi is scared, static)

(Peach is talking to somebody)

Peach: I love Mario and all, Sometimes it seems like I'm his whole life...

MarioMario54321: NO ONE CARES! (static)

(Bowser is in space, on a wrecking ball, is singing Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus, static)

(Two people are standing in front of an ice rink)

Guy 1: How deep is that?

Guy 2: I don't know, 2 or 3 inches?

(Guy 1 jumps in anyway)

Guy 1: BELLY FLOP! (Jumps into ice, is hurt, static)

(A distorted Mario face is shown, and is accompanied by creepy music, static)

(Wario and Waluigi are shown in a car, driving)

Wario Bros: Making my way downtown, parking!

(Their car crashes into a house, the message Don't Drink and Drive appears, static)

(Mario is shown, spinning Bowser)

Mario: When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore, when an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your PINGAS (Eggman appears), that's amore! (static)

(MejiaCantilloGustavo is looking in fridge)

MCG: Oriam, where's the milk?

(Oriam is shown with glasses with the milk singing Milkshake, guy appears)

Derrick: Shut the fuck up! (static)

(Moments with Steve!)

(Steve is shown in a cave, possible mining, and discovers Dorrie, Mario later comes, and hops on Dorrie for a ride)

Mario: Let'sa go! Here we go! (Cuts to Dorrie's face, revealing that Steve and Dorrie have combined)

Steve-Dorrie: I am a stegosaurus!

Mario: WHAT THE FU-(Steve-Dorrie flies into the air, the song Starships plays, while Mario is freaking out, static)

(If plants could rap)

(Petey is shown rapping)

(After, Petey is now shown blurting out gibberish, static)

(Two guys are shown enjoying a cookie, Toad comes)

Toad: COOKIE!!! (static)

(LegoFan is in a dark room, running)

Eggman: PINGAS!

LegoFan: AAAH! WHAT WAS THAT? UHH, SOMEBODY? I DON'T WANNA KNOW... (Eggman appears, with the words He's always watching... appearing, Then cuts to a commercial with Eggman dancing)

Announcer: Call 1800POBOX! (Eggman sings, with the word PINGAS as it's lyrics, static)

(Luigi is on rollercoaster on Isle Delfino, and while it is going up, Luigi is worried. I soon becomes flat, and Luigi is calm again, after, the rollercoaster starts going really fast, with Luigi going crazy, while the coaster car flies into the air, static)

Girl: Hey sexxy, wanna see under my dress?

(Cuts to guy)

Guy: What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny? (Toad appears, and then cuts to tons of people saying DAMN! (static)

(Continuing from skit #7, The Awimbowe is being done, but with a bathtub instead. Soon, the curtain opens)

Starman3: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? (static)

(A commercial for Mario Party 287 appears, with a costumed Mario holding the game)

Announcer: Mario Party 287! Now avalible from Milton-Bradley! Rated Ages 10 and up! Some assembly required!

Guy: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! (The text You have no friends appears, static)

(Shows video of Mario eating spaghetti)

FightingMario54321: (after realizing he can't pause it) WHERE THE F*CK'S THE PAUSE BUTTON!?!?

(SMG4 and Mario are looking at courses they can complete)

SMG4: Is there any new places we can go?

Mario: Oooh! Mario's tunnel-of-a doom! Very scary-

SMG4: Wait, no. We got that one too.

Mario: Mamaf**ker!

(Meanwhile at Nintendo)

Toad: Fuck. (Static)

(Bowser and Peach are playing a game)

Bowser: Oh, Yes! I've always wanted someone to play Barbie: Star Wars Adventures with me! Yeah! Let's play!

Peach: Please kill me. (static)

(Continuing from skit 15)

Waluigi: Wario! It's your Mamma Mia on the telephone-a!

Wario: What's the matter for you, you stupid-a goomba faced nieve! I kill you with my nose!

Waluigi: No! No! No! My brother! (static)

(Luigi is singing his version of Call Me Maybe)

Toad: Wow, what an a$$hole.

SMG4: Shut up Toad, you sound like if Peach was a man.

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