Mario... is there... racing in heaven...?
|—Luigi to Mario|
At the hospital, Mario is mourning the loss of his brother Luigi while Dr. Mario tries to revive him unsuccessfully. Mario thinks back to five hours earlier, where Luigi and the others are competing in a kart race at Mario Raceway. As Wario gloats over his victory, Luigi uses his rocket launcher to shoot a Bullet Bill at him, causing his kart to explode. Luigi then celebrates his victory with a victory dance but then wipes out on a banana peel and crashes into the wall. Luigi somehow survives, but is then run over by Mario, who denies having to do with Luigi's death. Before he dies, Luigi asks Mario if there is kart racing in heaven, but Mario said no and dies from heart failure.
Professor E. Gadd then calls Mario on his iPhone and asks him if Luigi is alright. Mario tells him Luigi is dead, to which E. Gadd presents the E. Gaddifyer 2000, a time machine that will let him save Luigi. Mario runs into the portal and the skits begin:
- Carolyn Brody pulls an apple pie out of the oven, only for Mario to crash-land into her and send the pie flying.
- Mario walks past a dumpster where Old Man Hobo disguised as a genie shouts at him to get off his lawn.
- SMG4 tells SMG3 off before questioning what a Hello Kitty is. He then facing head next to a Hello Kitty head.
- Luigi and his friends are playing mini-golf. Luigi gets a perfect swing, only for the ball to bounce back and hit him in the crotch. Meanwhile, Wario gets mad at Po for stalling the game.
- Toast Guy comes across a Mushroom and gobbles it up, then spots visions of Shy Gals. He tells one to "bring [him] that a**", only for her to turn into Gourmet Guy, who proceeds to sit on Toast Guy.
- Koopa Kid laughs at Donkey Kong taking a crap, only to be jumpscared and told off by SMG4.
- Jbro109 and Yoshi sing and dance to "Eat Dat Watermelon", when a message pops up stating "DON'T HUMP WATERMELONS" after Yoshi explodes from doing so.
- Kawaii Mario dances to "Fukkireta", but Mario attacks him with machine gun.
- X encounters Toad attempting suicide on the roof of the Castle, but tries unsuccessfully to snap him out of it. Toad then gets captured by Klepto, leaving X shocked.
- Continuing from #2, Mario encounters Old Man Hobo again in a restroom, where he tells him to get off his property yet again, only for Mario to snap at him.
- Mario tells Bowser that he loves his butt, and chases him all over the Mushroom Kingdom, telling him to "gimme dat butt!". But Mario ends up getting flattened by Gourmet Guy who says "butt scratcher".
- Luigi and Waluigi dance to Macho Man by the Village People, much to Daisy's disgust and Wario's pleasure.
- Laa-Laa goes all around Teletubbie Land trying to give her friends hugs. She finally corners Tinky Winky as a message pops up stating "WHEN LALA WANTS A HUG, YOU GIVE HER A HUG".
- MarioMario54321 defeats Perfect Chaos with the power of his Pingas Launcher.
- In a new Moments With Steve segment, Steve humps a female Steve, but a snide remark from Mario causes Steve's perception of reality to turn back to normal, and the girl is revealed to be a Goomba, much to Steve's dismay. He is then shown to have contacted Goomba herpes, causing him to partially become a Goomba.
Mario teleports to Mario Raceway to save Luigi, just as he launches the Bullet Bill at Wario. Mario grabs onto the Bullet Bill, causing it to go off-course and blowing the Past Mario up. Mario thinks he saved Luigi and teleports back to Peach's Castle, but Professor E. Gadd tries to warn him about what's happened. Mario doesn't listen, only to witness Peach Toadstool kissing Luigi instead of him. Mario realizes he killed his past self and goes back to Mario Raceway, taking his past self out and causing him being gay with Wario.
Back at the Castle, Mario is confident that everything is fixed, but Wario appears, announcing he's pregnant with Mario. Mario freaks out and starts messing with almost all the sketches in the video, causing mass confusion and ultimately destroying the space time continuum. Mario wakes up and is relieved to see Luigi alive, after which Mario finally decides to do something generous and wants to give everyone a bowl of spaghetti, only for Luigi to tell him that he doesn't know what spaghetti is. Mario flips out and several time travels later we see him on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
He sees a very deformed version of Peach in front of the Castle, leading to a timeline that parodies Subpar Mario 64 Machinima. Mario gives up and resigns himself to insanity as the episode ends.
Intro and Outro Characters
- Carolyn Brody
- Old Man Hobo
- Hello Kitty /
- Princess Daisy
- Toast Guy
- Shy Gals
- Gourmet Guy
- Donkey Kong
- Koopa Troopa
- Kawaii Mario
- PSY /
- Perfect Chaos
- Female Steve
- Several Goomba
- Banzai Bill
- Homer Simpson /
- When Luigi and Waluigi are dancing to "Macho Man", Freddy's head can be seen for a split second.
- This is the first Ssenmodnar video to have a title in which the name of the edition isn't put between parentheses, instead it's separated to the number of the episode by a dash.
- The opening scene where Luigi dies in a kart accident is a reference to the "Mario Kart Movie Trailer" video.
- This is Donkey Kong's first appearance since "The Wacky Wario Bros.: Money Mayhem", Female Steve's first appearance since "Super Minecraft 64 Bloopers: Legend of Steve", and Professor E. Gadd's first appearance since "Super Mario 64 Bloopers: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer".
- This is the third Ssenmodnar video to feature MarioMario54321 in several of its skits, the first being "Super Mario 64 Bloopers: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ (1,000 Subs)" and the second being "Ssenmodnar 2 (100th video special)". In the other episodes, he makes only one appearance in only one skit.
- This is also the second Ssenmodnar episode to not use the usual skit transition, the first being "SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 7 (TOAST edition)".
- Starman3 doesn't appear in this episode even though SMG4 forgave him. SM3 appeared in every Ssenmodnar video released before his long appearance hiatus.
- In the scene in which Mario tries to save Luigi by grabbing the Bullet Bill Luigi launched, only for him to kill his past self, a song created by infamous pornographic user ZONE TOONS can be heard.
- When Luigi and Waluigi are dancing to "Macho Macho Macho Man", Daisy's face is that of Patrick Star from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, a scene which became very popular on the Internet. This is the fifth time that Surprised Patrick is referenced in SMG4's bloopers, after "SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 7 (TOAST edition)", "R64: Mario's Spageti Delivary", "SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 8 (150k special)", and "Sonic The Derphog: The Evilness Of Eggman(?)".
- It is implied that SMG4 might like Hello Kitty, as he can be seen making a trollface at a Hello Kitty doll after questioning its existence, however, the audio from this skit isn't from one of SMG4's videos.
- This is one of the Ssenmodnar videos to have the shortest number of skits, with only 15 sketches total. However, it's the second longest episode in the series, the first being "Super Mario 64 Bloopers: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 (100th vid)".
- This is one of the few times Toast Guy speaks, and the fifth time he doesn't say "YEAH TOAST!". Instead, he uses Shy Guy voice from the Mario series.
- The scene where Steve gets Goomba herpes might be a reference to "R64: Mario Simulator", where Mario gets a similar disease known as "Goomba diabeetus".
- This is the second time Mario has a fascination with Bowser's backside, the first time being "SM64: Meet the Mario.".
- Also, before Mario got crushed, instead of Mario, PSY (wearing Mario's cap) is seen instead. PSY's pose is from his most famous song: Gangnam Style.
- It's possible that Mario going back in time to rescue Luigi might be a reference to Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom, where Luigi goes back in time to rescue Mario from a Bullet Bill.
- In the scene with the Teletubbies, Laa-Laa's name is misspelled as "Lala".
- In the same scene, when Laa-Laa is chasing Dipsy, she acts like a Blue Shell from Mario Kart.
- At the end of Laa-Laa's skit, the scene where she holds up her fingers is really Homer Simpson scene from The Simpsons Movie.
- The first skit is actually Geofcraze634's video MARIO?? Where did you come FROM?
- The "You darn kids get off my property!" quote is from TomSka's video asdfmovie8.
- The sentence SMG4 said in the third skit is from a video of the Yo Mama channel.
- Skit 11 is very similar to Dasboschitt's GMod Idiot Box 14, where knight chases Beast, saying "gimme dat butt!" before he's crushed to death by Beast.
- Skit 1 is the scene from a 2001 film called Cats & Dogs and the live-action woman is Carolyn Brody.
- The music at the Shy Guy scene when he is hallucinating is from Mario Kart 8, which plays when the player is racing on the "Electrodrome".
- The Shy Gals' used animations in skit 5 were made by user minus8, who created these characters, despite his name not being credited.
- Back to the Future: This blooper is reference to this film.