SM64: Ssenmodnar 9 - Time Travel Edition, more often simply called Ssenmodnar 9, is the 207th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4. This is also the tenth installment in the Ssenmodnar series.
After killing Luigi by ramming him with his kart, Mario must go back in time to stop himself from killing Luigi, but with one major catch: Mario has no idea where he'll end up.
"Mario... is there... racing in heaven...?
At the hospital, Mario is mourning the loss of his brother Luigi while Dr. Mario tries to revive him unsuccessfully. Mario thinks back to five hours earlier, where Luigi and the others are competing in a kart race at Mario Raceway. As Wario gloats over his victory, Luigi uses his rocket launcher to shoot a Bullet Bill at him, causing his kart to explode. Luigi then celebrates his victory with a victory dance but then wipes out on a banana peel and crashes into the wall. Luigi somehow survives, but is then run over by Mario, who denies having to do with Luigi's death. Luigi asks Mario if there is kart racing in heaven, but is told no and dies.
Professor E. Gadd then calls Mario on his iPhone and asks him if Luigi is alright. Mario tells him Luigi is dead, to which E. Gadd presents the E. Gaddifyer 2000, a time machine that will let him save Luigi. Mario runs into the portal and the skits begin:
A 50's mother pulls an apple pie out of the oven, only for Mario to crash-land into her and send the pie flying.
Mario walks past a dumpster where Old Man Hobo disguised as a Genie shouts at him to get off his lawn.
Luigi and his friends are playing golf. Luigi gets a perfect swing, only for the ball to bounce back and hit him in the crotch. Meanwhile, Wario gets mad at Po for stalling the game.
Shy Guy comes across a Super Mushroom and gobbles it up, then spots visions of sexy Shy Gals dancing. He tells one to "bring [him] that ass", only for her to turn into Gourmet Guy, who proceeds to sit on Shy Guy.
In a new Moments With Steve segment, Steve humps a female Steve, but a snide remark from Mario causes Steve's perception of reality to turn back to normal, and the girl is revealed to be a Goomba, much to Steve's dismay. He is then shown to have contacted Goomba herpes, causing him to partially become a goomba.
Mario teleports to Mario Raceway to save Luigi, just as he launches the Bullet Bill at Wario. Mario grabs onto the Bullet Bill, causing it to go off-course and blowing the Past Mario up. Mario thinks he saved Luigi and teleports back to Peach's Castle, but Professor E. Gadd tries to warn him about what's happened. Mario doesn't listen, only to witness Princess Peach kissing Luigi instead of him. Mario realizes he killed himself and goes back to Mario Raceway, taking his past self out and causing him to fall in love with Wario.
Back at the Castle, Mario is confident that everything is fixed, but Wario appears, announcing he's pregnant with Mario. Mario freaks out and starts messing with all the sketches in the video, causing mass confusion and ultimately destroying the space time continuum. Mario wakes up and is relieved to see Luigi alive, after which Mario finally decides to do something generous and wants to give everyone a bowl of spaghetti, only for Luigi to tell him that he doesn't know what spaghetti is. Mario flips out and several time travels later we see him on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
He sees a very deformed version of Peach in front of the Castle, leading to a segment that parodies Subpar Mario 64. Mario gives up and resigns himself to insanity as the episode ends.
It is implied that SMG4 might like Hello Kitty, as he can be seen making a trollface at a Hello Kitty doll after questioning its existence, however, the audio from this skit isn't from one of SMG4´s videos.
This is one of the Ssenmodnar videos to have the shortest number of skits, with only 15 sketches total. However, it's the second longest episode in the series, the first being "Ssenmodnar 2 (100th video)".
This is one of the few times Shy Guy speaks, and the fifth time doesn't say "YEAH TOAST!". Instead, he uses his regular voice from the Mario series.