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SM64: Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2! is the second installment of the Cooking with Bowser and Mario series and is a SM64 Blooper.

Plot

The video starts off with Mario introducing himself and his new restaurant to the viewer. After walking through the result of SMG4 getting bored and wants to eat burrito, Mario introduces Bowser to the viewer, who is obviously hard at work humping a melon. Mario is disturbed, and gets Bowser back to actually cooking edible materials.

Mario and Bowser first attempt to make Italian ravioli, the second best dish in the world. Mario tells Bowser to hand over the ingredients, but instead of buying the ingredients, he bought Doritos instead (thanks to the shop owner). Mario calls Doritos stupid and gets punched into a shelf of very expensive ingredients.

Bowser throws a bag of Doritos onto the stove, which somehow transform into ravioli thanks to the power of good editing. Mario, somehow surviving one of Bowser's punches, attempts to consume the ravioli, but a plate of spaghetti sees him. The spaghetti, incapable of handling this "rejection", proceeds to shoot Mario with a machine gun for "cheating on" it.

Next the duo tries to make a Yoshi omelette. Mario spots some Yoshis and sets off an overly elaborate scheme. Dr. Eggman gives Birdo a signal, who gives Link a signal to throw a rock at a Bob-omb near a Toad's table. The bob-omb blows up the Toad, causing him to panic and hit a "FIRE" button. Heavy runs through with a sandwich dangling from a ladder on his back, where he touches a button that summons toast. The Shy Guy manning the front desk then grabs the toast and hits a button that causes Bowser to descend from the ceiling... where he promptly breaks the table the Yoshis were sitting at. Oopsie. Then one of the Yoshis lays an egg. Back in the kitchen, Mario cracks the egg, only for James Doakes to come out of it and say "Surprise, motherf**ker." Mario is frightened by this.

There's still a lot of video left, so SMG4 has the two cook up some Old Man Hobo Soup. Mario calls in Bowser to help him find an old man. Bowser cocks a shotgun and follows Mario outside. Mario spots an old man and goes searching for him, while Bowser screams like a little girl. The old man brutally mangles Mario, so Bowser throws his shotgun at him rather than firing it. Bowser's grandmother shows up for some reason and tells him to "do the right thing". He then proceeds to use his fire breath... which somehow misses the old man and sets Mario ablaze. The old man starts chasing after Bowser, who attempts to escape but gets stuck in the doorway and is being rapidly assaulted by the old man. Mario says that "he's got you bro" and proceeds to use a tank to subdue the old man. One jump cut later, the old man is in a cage, Mario appears to be somewhat injured/exhausted/mortified, and Bowser has a missile up his butt. Mario tries to get the old man to make him soup, but he refuses. Mario then punches the old man, who poops out the soup and flies away. However, the soup was cold. This made Mario very angry, so he chases after the old man while shouting "YOU SON OF A B*TCH!".

Mario then tries to make "a simple dish", but is interrupted by Crazy Raisin Lady who appears out of nowhere and yells "Raisins!". Mario tries to get Crazy Raisin Lady to go away, but she pulls out a gun and aims it at Mario. Crazy Raisin Lady then rambles off a list of raisin ingredients, which include: cottage cheese, medicine, a scroll, a football helmet, a graveyard, and an old man. Bowser appears in the kitchen and tries to tell Mario that there is a situation, but an ax gets thrown at him by Crazy Raisin Lady. Mario follows Bowser outside, who reveals that the Shy Guy cashier isn't there anymore. Meanwhile, elsewhere in the restaurant, SMG4 is demanding that he receives a burrito. The Shy Guy cashier shows up at his table and realizes that he has toast on his tray, so he completely obliterates the table in an attempt to retrieve the toast. Mario decides that he has to be the cashier, leading to a short segment that's basically an SMG4-ized version of "Mario's Restaurant ".

The final "cooking" segment is a special guest segment. The special guest is Tinky Winky, who announces that he will be cooking Tubby Custard . Bowser comments on how this isn't going to end well, while Bowser Jr. appears in the background and acts like an average Gmod ragdoll. Tinky Winky reveals his assistant, Walter White, who proceeds to make a bowl of Tubby Custard behind curtains. Mario complains that he wants to watch Walter make the custard, so he runs past Tinky Winky's curtains. Walter White puts some weed into the Tubby Custard bowl. Mario proclaims that using plants to make Tubby Custard is boring and adds a mushroom to the unfinished bowl of custard. This causes an unusual chemical reaction to create Shrek, who emerges out of the pot and starts going crazy to Caramelldansen, trashing most of the restaurant and rockets out of the restaurant towards the moon.

Bowser announces to the viewer that the events that just happened were all they had time for, and he expresses regret that he couldn't show how he makes his famous "chili" biscuits. He eats a biscuit and farts fire, which burns a nearby Toad's flesh. Bowser wonders why Mario hasn't said anything and questions if he's alright. Mario is shown to be in a traumatic state after seeing mysterious symbols on Shrek and Tinky Winky that he believes are connected to the Illuminati. Mario snaps out of his weird state and yells "ILLUMINATI!". Dr. Eggman hears this, shows up and asks what happened to his restaurant. Mario, Bowser, and the Shy Guy abscond after realizing that he figured out that they stole his restaurant from him, which is revealed to be "Pingas Restaurante". Afterwards, SMG4 is still demanding his burrito, then gets shot by Eggman.

Characters

References

Trivia

  • This is the sequel to "SM64: Cooking with Bowser and Mario!".
  • According to this video, Mario's second-favorite food is ravioli, as referred to it as "the second best dish in the world".
  • When Bowser put Doritos bags on the oven, in fact, there are also Lay's crisps bags.
  • This is the first appearance of Shrek, Birdo and the Tubby Chef in SMG4's bloopers.
  • This is the third appearance of Bowser's grandmother. The first was "SM64: Cooking with Bowser and Mario!" and the second was "SM64 Guides: Toadsworth's How to - Princess".
  • When Bowser's grandmother disappears, she makes a Boo laugh.
  • When Tinky Winky says "Eh oh!" and "Tubby Custard", he has Po's voice instead of his own.
  • The scene with Luigi is inspired by a YouTube video called "Mario's Restaurant". It even had the audio from it.
  • When Shrek flies off to the moon, it can be said that it might be a reference to a YouTube video known as, "Check Yourself, Before You Shrek Yourself".
  • Running gags: SMG4 demanding a burrito and Toad getting burned.
  • The music playing when Bowser attempted to get the old man off of Mario by using his fire breath (which failed as he ended up setting Mario on fire) was the first opening of Attack on Titan.
  • In the "How to cook: Raisins?" moment, the old lady said random stuff and not real ingredients on cooking raisins.
    • This is a reference to a Game Grumps video.
  • When Mario yells "ILLUMINATI!!", you can notice that the same "ILLUMINATI!!" scream was used on the Smosh Video: How to be an YouTube Commenter.
    • This might possibly be an part of an running gag where a character uses random lines from Smosh videos.
  • When Mario is frightened by James Doakes and the Illuminati symbol, the X-Files theme plays.
  • This blooper has the most cameos.
  • This is the only installment in the Cooking with Bowser & Mario series to not feature Steve in any way.

Errors

  • Dr. Eggman assisted Bowser in getting the ingredients for the Yoshi omelet, but was unaware that it was his restaurant.
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: the 1337 p0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 465 to 474 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 475 to 484 SMG4 Season 10 Episode 31 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 32 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 33 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 34 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 35 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 36 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 37 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 38 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 39 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 40
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