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Like a Bowser is a parody of "like a boss" by TheLonelyIsland (particularly Andy Samberg) and the 116th blooper made by SuperMarioGlitchy4.

Triva

  • At some points in the video you can hear SMG4's voice.
  • It is revealed in The SMG4 QNA (400k Subs :D) that this is SMG4's least favorite video.

Intro (spoken)

Interviewer: Mr. Bowser, thank you for coming to our evil villain interview.

Bowser: No problem. I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: So can you tell us about a day in the life of "Bowser"?

Bowser: Well, the first thing I do is...

Song

Lyrics only

Bowser:

Steal some stars! (Like a Bowser)

Order troops! (Like a Bowser)

Burn a village! (Like a Bowser)

Play some golf! (Like a Bowser)

Steal the princess! (Like a Bowser) (Peach: AHH!)

Punch Luigi! (Like a Bowser)

Scam some coins! (Like a Bowser)

Eat a mushroom! (Like a Bowser)

Hit on Peach! (Like a Bowser)

Get rejected! (Like a Bowser)

Cry sadly... (Like a Bowser) [1]

Rick Astley! (Like a Bowser)

Push this lever! (Like a Bowser)

Justin Bieber! (Like a Bowser) (Has a screaming spasm)

Invade Mario's house! (Like a Bowser)

Demand a hug! (Like a Bowser)

Get my a$$ kicked! (Like a Bowser)

Date Daisy! (Like a Bowser)

She's a man!? (Like a Bowser)

What the hell!? (Like a Bowser)

Get fired! (Like a Bowser) (??? : BOWSER!) [2]

Smoke some mushrooms! (Like a Bowser)

Crap on Mario's house! (Like a Bowser)

Hug my son! (Like a Bowser)

For some money!

(spoken) Goddammit, I can't do it! It's so gay!

(sung) Jump off the ledge! (Like a Bowser)

FRICKEN WEEGEE! (Like a Bowser)

Rage on Mario Kart! (Like a Bowser)

Turn into Superman! (Like a Bowser)

Fly around! (Like a Bowser)

Crash into Luigi! (Like a Bowser)

Now I'm DED. (Like a Bowser)

Lyrics and visuals

Lyrics Visuals
Steal some stars! (Like a Bowser) Bowser runs away with some stars.
Order troops! (Like a Bowser) Bowser watches a Shy guy carry a trash bag.
Burn a village! (Like a Bowser) Bowser dances while Glowshire Kingdom burns in the background.
Play some golf! (Like a Bowser) Gameplay as Bowser from Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour.
Steal the princess! (Like a Bowser) (Peach: AHH!) Same as "Steal some stars!", except Bowser is holding Peach instead.
Punch Luigi! (Like a Bowser) A fist comes out of Bowser and hits Luigi.
Scam some coins! (Like a Bowser) Footage from Mario Party of Bowser stealing coins from Wario.
Eat a mushroom! (Like a Bowser) Bowser eats a 1-up mushroom, implied to have come from the dumpster in the background
Hit on Peach! (Like a Bowser) Peach turns around to see Bowser behind her.
Get rejected! (Like a Bowser) Peach runs from Bowser.
Cry sadly... (Like a Bowser) [1] Bowser has a Forever Alone face.
Rick Astley! (Like a Bowser) Mario runs around while Bowser Astley dances in the background.
Push this lever! (Like a Bowser) Bowser jumps on a button.
Justin Bieber! (Like a Bowser) Bowser spazzes in front of a picture of JB.
Invade Mario's house! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is at Mario's house.
Demand a hug! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is inside Mario's house. Mario looks angry,
Get my a$$ kicked! (Like a Bowser) A random guy watches a messed-up looking Bowser "walk" by.
Date Daisy! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is dancing next to Daisy. Note that Daisy's hair is black here and not dark red like it usually is.
She's a man!? (Like a Bowser) Daisy's head is replaced with the old man's head.
What the hell!? (Like a Bowser) Bowser looks shocked.
Get fired! (Like a Bowser) (???: BOWSER!) Bowser's boss from Two evil friends appears on the TV. [2]
Smoke some mushrooms! (Like a Bowser) Same as "Eat a mushroom!", except the mushroom is being put on a cigarette.
Crap on Mario's house! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is sitting on a toilet on Mario's house and reading a newspaper.)
Hug my son! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is looking at Bowser Jr.
For some money! Bowser Jr. is standing on a pile of money.
(spoken) Goddammit, I can't do it! It's so gay!
Jump off the ledge! (Like a Bowser) Bowser jumps off the ledge of the platform.
(cut to the interviewer, with a puzzled look on his face)
FRICKEN WEEGEE! (Like a Bowser) Same as "Crap on Mario's house!", except Weegee is peeking behind the toilet.
Rage on Mario Kart! (Like a Bowser) Footage of Bowser in 8th place, raging and spinning around in Mario Kart 64.
Turn into Superman! (Like a Bowser) The Superman logo appears on Bowser's chest with a flash of light.
Fly around! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is flying around.
Crash into Luigi! (Like a Bowser) Luigi is walking in front of the castle, and is run over by Bowser.
Now I'm DED. (Like a Bowser) Bowser falls over, presumably dead.

Outro (spoken)

Interviewer: ...ummm... that's a normal day in the life of Bowser? You date a man and smoke mushrooms?

Bowser: You know it.

Interviewer: ...I don't even know why I'm here anymore.

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: Shut up, you said that, like, 9000 times already.

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: ...I'm gonna go now, bye. (leaves room)

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: (peeks around corner) SHUT UP!

Bowser: (sung) LIKE A BOWSER!

(outro)

End of Transcript

Notes

  1. 1.0 1.1 This lyric is sung in a more somber tone than the others.
  2. 2.0 2.1 Even though his identity is known, Bowser's boss is labeled as "???", because the footage used was taken from before his identity was revealed.

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