This is The Transcript for SM64: Mario joins the Circus.
(Fade from black to see Peach's Castle on Fire.
Toad: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
SMG4: WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!
Luigi: Mama Mai (While on Fire)
Mario: Finally! That fly is dead!
Peach: HEY FUCKER! (Fire gets blown away)
Mario: Oh shit.
Peach: I’ VE HAD IT WITH YOU MARIO! THIS IS EXACTLY THE 249564TH TIME THAT YOU’VE DONE THIS!
SMG4: that’s it!! This is the last straw! We Had to sell Toadsworth to North Korea for your damages!
(Cut to Toadsworth)
Toadsworth: Umm somebody.
Mario: wait wut
Toad: Throw the Italian Ass OUT!
Shy Guy: mmm... Italian Ass...
Peach: All righty THEN!
(Cuts to Mario)
Mario: Aww Hell no
Mario: wait let me stay! The fans love me!