SM64: Meet the Steve is the 209th video made by SMG4, and the second episode in the Meet the Cast series. Like the first episode Meet the Mario before it, this blooper focuses on Steve's life, relationships with the rest of the characters, and presence in SMG4's bloopers.
Ever wanted to get to know more...or less about our casts? then come along! today we shall be learning about our good? friend steve!
|"I have absolutely no idea what's going on."|
In the Mushroom Kingdom, there is someone coming while Mario fears no man but Steve scares him. MarioMario54321 and Nintendofan997 run. Shy Guy asks what the f*ck is a Sonic. Steve knocks the door. Steve’s appears, SMG4 says hello to Steve. Intro appears.
The episode starts with Luke narrating Steve as he runs around Bob-Omb Battlefield. He pretends that he knows what Steve's doing before admitting that he has no idea what he's doing. Mario is then interviewed, stating that while Steve's a chill dude, he likes to poke his nose in everything. A flashback is then shown where Mario is on SMG4's computer, suddenly a bomb present from Steve appears with the message "early xmas present bby" after Mario gets knocked out by the bomb, Steve walks in and looks at the computer, which contains lots of porn. Mario then gets up and runs towards Steve preparing to tackle him before the flashback ends and the video then cuts to SMG4.
he says that while he doesn't hate Steve, nothing about him makes sense and that he is on a whole new level of retardedness. Steve then randomly appears behind SMG4, SMG4 asks Steve to leave, but Steve refuses and retaliates by throwing a frying pan at SMG4. SMG4 questions where Steve got the frying pan from while Steve tells SMG4 that he got it from his mother. The video then goes back to Luke, who is once again narrating Steve. Steve is yelling and Luke questions whether it's a mating call, a yell of pain, his happiness or the call of the, but before he can finish his sentence it's revealed that Steve was just taking a poop, Luke then groans and says he hates his job.
Peach is the next one to be interviewed, She apparently didn't know his name was Steve and says that he's an illegial immigrant from Mexico that Mario brought into the castle, A flashback is then shown where Peach asks Steve to leave and go back to Mexico, Steve accuses her of racism and charges at her, flinging her across the room.
The video then goes back to Mario, who claims that it's annoying that Steve always says "HI GUYS!" , Steve himself is then interviewed, he claims that "HI GUYS" isn't actually his catchphrase, and his real catchphrase is "Show Me Your Genitals." The interviewer states that Steve has never said that while Steve says that the interviewer doesn't know what he's talking about.
We then once again go back to Luke, who is observing Steve and Female Steve stare at each other, he thinks they could be testing or mating each other, but Steve runs up to Female Steve and falcon punches her before laughing, Luke is then a little bit shocked at what he saw.
SMG4 then appears again, stating that if they were to get Steve to leave them alone, they would need to get him a life, A flashback is shown where SMG4 tells Steve to get a job, Steve reluctantly accepts. Steve is then seen talking to an employer, with Mario and SMG4 watching him, the employer asks for Steve's specialties, Steve then gives him the big gay dance, SMG4 then says that that's how Steve got hired as a stripper before he burnt down the place he worked in a day after he got hired.
Bowser is then interviewed, saying that Steve has lots of cool costumes like a superhero, a king, a teletubbie, but before he can remember the last one he gets crushed by Steve's stegosaurus costume.
The interviewer then asks Steve if he has any fond memories of these people, a flashback is shown where Mario is playing level 1-1 of a random Mario game and SMG4 is watching him, Steve then appears and distracts Mario, causing him to fail, Mario is mad while SMG4 disappointedly says hi to Steve. Mario then tells Steve to put a bag on his head and never take it off, Steve sadly accepts, Mario then walks outside to see Steve doing exactly that, Mario asks Steve if hes retarded despite him doing exactly what was asked. Mario then walks away crying while Steve says he'll try harder next time. Steve says that they're swell.
The video goes back to Luke for the final time, he's looking at Steve and Female Steve and says that he's sure they're mating this time. he then quits after seeing Female Steve turn into a rocket with Steve riding on top.
SMG4 then hopes that the viewer got to meet their new friend Steve before Steve then appears out of nowhere asking if he can join them. SMG4 then tells Steve to go away because they're just trying to get through the day without wanting to kill someone and he's making it extremely difficult. Steve asks what he's supposed to do now when Mario tells him to go away again.
Steve then feels mad and appears with a tank, Toad tells him to shut up but Steve attacks him with his Pingas gun. Steve then breaks the glass Peach painting and enters the castle. SMG4 is shocked while Mario tells him to go away again, Steve doesn't care and drops a Pingas bomb into the castle before leaving.
Mario punches the bomb into a wall and the bomb is deactivated, they celebrate before the bomb reveals that it was just kidding, the castle explodes and Steve walks away, proud of destroying the castle. Outro appears.
- Toast Guy
- Hoot the Owl
- Piranha Plant
- Hatsune Miku
- Steve-Dorrie Hybrid
- Koopa Troopa
- Bullet Bills
- This is the sixth time Toast Guy doesn't speak or say "YEAH TOAST!".
- This is the fourth appearance of the Steve-Dorrie Hybrid, and also its second appearance outside of a Ssenmodnar video.
- This and a previous video, "Meet the Mario," shows evidence of a new series that can be called Meet the Cast. They even have a similar picture for both videos.
- This is also the first Meet the Cast installment to be in true widescreen.
- This is the first blooper of SMG4's bloopers where Female Steve appears in reality and not in a hallucination.
- This is the first blooper that SMG4 appears as a Garry's Mod ragdoll.
- This blooper has lot of Bowser's Kingdom sounds. Likely because the "HI GUYS!" line originates from that series.