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SM64: Retarded Recap 2015 is the fortieth episode of Season 5 and the two hundred and fifty-eighth overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
This is the last video of Season 5 and 2015. It was aired on December 28, 2015.
Ah, as 2015 comes to a close. mario looks back into the past adventures he had...in order to eat expired pizza that he couldn't eat :P
The video starts with SMG4 telling the audience that for the last video of 2015, he and Mario would be reviewing the year. Just as he turned around, he saw that in his place was a drawn Mario taped to a popsicle stick, causing him to get annoyed. SMG4 quickly headed outside and told Mario he was recording the reviewing, just to wonder what was he doing. Turned out Mario was crying over his limited edition spaghetti flavored pizza being expired since January 5, 2015. When Mario asked SMG4 about it, he replied that there was nothing he could do, not even going back in time. That gave Mario an idea, go back in time, causing SMG4 to swear. He took out Professor E. Gadd's time travel gadget and used it to go back in time. SMG4 tried to stop him before he went back and ruin the timeline continuity but he was too late.
Mario returned to the events of the video where he wondered where was he. Turned out he arrived at the part where Enzo was threatening to use a mega bomb if they all did not stay away from him. Mario suddenly remembered he did something during that part and that he helped save Christmas. Instead of redoing what he did in the video, he took Santa Claus and threw him at Enzo. He then claimed he saved Christmas although, from the past SMG4's naturally angry expression, he ruined it. As a result, Enzo and the Villager continued being serial killers.
This segment featured the scene that appeared at the end of the video. Just as the video SMG4 mentioned how he and the video Mario might have made the whole world stupid, the video Mario, who was naked, was actually the time traveling Mario. He realized with horror that he might have said that he was gay for SMG4 and jumped off the bridge. Before he hit the ground, he time traveled back to the castle's basement. Mario then saw the Mario in one of the skits trying to fix the broken TV to no avail and said that it counted before heading back further in time.
As Mario entered the video, he noticed Swagmaster69696969696 shaking his butt under the influence of Swag magic from Ivan. Mario got creeped out and walked backward before heading back further in time.
Mario saw Wario charging towards the Crazy Koopa. However, as Wario turned into his hero self, Mario mistook him for a flying Mexican wrestler and shot him dead. He then turned to the camera and said it was great he did so.
At the scene just after Mario accidentally killed a man with a fire flower, the time traveler Mario landed on the Policeman who landed from the sky. He accidentally killed him, looked around, and then went back in time.
In the scene where Shy Guy was shooting toast at the police helicopters, the policeman pilot was trying to comprehend the situation with the video SMG4 still trying to get his burrito when suddenly, Mario appeared between them, causing both of them to panic and the pilot to crash into the Shy Guy, much to his dismay. Mario then had a troll face as he headed further back in time.
Mario suddenly remembered being a doctor. As he walked through the hallways with an armed Pikachu in the background, he saw himself downing the entire barrel of pills and commented that his smartness never ceased to amaze himself.
Mario arrived at the skeleton party his video self has created where he saw a skeleton humping Frankie with the mushroom child laughing. Finding it nasty, he left the party just to see Waluigi give Wario CPR. He then threw up due to it being disgusting.
Both Mario and the video SMG4 were surrounded by many Luigi Dolls after being ordered by Luigi to give them hugs. Mario found it terrifying naturally and quickly traveled back in time, unknowingly bringing one of the Luigi Dolls with him.
As Luke Lerdwichagul was playing a Left 4 Dead mod, both Mario and the Luigi Doll appeared in front of him, causing him to panic and start shooting at them.
Just as X announced that the rap battle between the video SMG4 and Mario was about to begin, Mario took the time to shoot dead the past SMG4, thus causing him to win the War of the Fat Italians.
As Mario looked around in the video's cave, his past self and the hiker were riding a Snorlax in the background.
As Chica the Chicken was dancing while on fire, Mario joined her in dancing. There was also a message that said: "some say chica is still burning to this day".
As Frankie made his selection the third box due to 3 looking like women's boobs, resulting in the prize, an angry Yeti, to come out and attack him, Mario appeared. The Yeti decided to go after him, causing Mario to quickly head back in time, accidentally bringing the Yeti with him. Tubbiehost then declared that he was getting out of the room and left.
As the video SMG4, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Waluigi were singing a song by saying their names respectively to a ticking sound, Mario and the Yeti appeared, causing everyone to panic. Just after Mario caught a breather as he traveled back in time, Dumbledore appeared saying his name to the ticking sound.
As Mario exclaimed how he needed to stop messing up the past, he saw his past self, Luigi, and Toad all dancing happily. He initially thought everything was alright when suddenly, they turned into Hobo Mario, a drawn version of Frankie, and another Luigi respectively, causing him to panic and go back in time.
Mario appeared at the start of the episode where Toad could be seen slowly rising from the ground. He knew what was going to happen and quickly ran away. Sure enough, Toad shouted that the princess has been captured. As the video Mario was feeling angry over being told that, Mario mocked his past self over saving Peach Toadstool. Suddenly, an option to kick his a** appeared and the past Mario kicked it towards him, causing Mario to get knocked out and a Game Over. As he traveled back in time, he took the Game Over with him.
Mario ended back in the castle where he commented that he should just stop time traveling. He then saw Bowser in a fairy costume and tied up from the ceiling. As his past self, who was naked, and the video SMG4 were trying to recall why did they put a fairy costume on Bowser and tied him up, Mario freaked out with a Markiplier impression and traveled back even further in time.
At the part where Bowser was wearing a disguise to talk to two Policemen regarding Peach being kidnapped, Mario suddenly appeared, giving Bowser's identity away. They both gunned down and killed Bowser, causing a Game Over. Mario then went back in time where he unwittingly took Bowser's Pingas Clock with him.
As Luigi became super ripped and prepared to beat up Bowser for taunting him over the last Spaghetti box, Mario appeared and used the Pingas Clock to scare Luigi into exploding, much to the Koopa King's shock. Mario then laughed at his brother for being a scaredy-cat before heading back in time.
As Bowser was reading Go The Fuck To Sleep to the Lumas, Mario complained that Bowser was making everyone bored and told him to quit boring everyone before he disappeared even further back in time.
As the video Mario in a frog suit jumped from the water holding a sign that said "I LOVE YOU! toadette!!" with a picture of Toad beside the words and showed it to Toadette, she freaked out and shot Mario with her machine gun, much to the shock of Toad. Mario witnessed all that happened and decided to just leave the scene.
Mario freaked out upon witnessing the Super Toad Generations 67 More Fun Than Your Body Has Room For Edition title screen where he coincidentally used Luke's exact voice line.
As the Weegee head with Illuminati eyes showed up laughing evilly in front of the video SMG4, Mario showed up behind Toad whose cap had Illuminati symbols instead of his usual spots. Naturally feeling scared, Mario shouted Illuminati before Toad turned around to correct him, saying it was "Weegee-nati". Mario then told him to shut up before leaving.
As the past Mario was hiding from the Villager, Mario shouted, giving the Villager his past self's location away. The past Mario cursed Mario for causing him to be murdered. As the Villager smashed a hole in the door, Mario put on a troll face as he enjoyed having the Villager kill his past self, before leaving even further into the past.
As Mario wondered if he was in January yet and what was the time, he saw Waluigi say "Waluigi Time!" as he started dancing. Mario then yelled at him to shut up, only to run away from an enraged Waluigi before sending him back in time.
As Swagmaster69696969696 was telling Chris his plan (which was to tell the ladies that he has gotten Ebola from the war) would make them scream while rejoicing, Waluigi suddenly appeared, freaking both of them out.
As Chica was about to order 10,434 pizzas using Mario's credit card, he appeared and found his wallet. In revenge to causing him to be broke, he knocked her down unconscious and danced over her before disappearing, causing Toy Freddy to ask what happened in front of her.
As the past Mario remarked that that was one of those days, with Mario Head approaching the castle, Mario appeared on top of him. He wanted the head to go faster and did so by planting a rocket on him, speeding up the collision process. It soon caused the whole world to explode, sending Mario off into space.
As Knuckles was tripping out, Mario had no idea what was going on with him. Neither did Sonic and they both shrugged at each other before Mario went further back in time.
As the video SMG4 was kicking the soccer ball, which flew above a Whomp, he quickly slid underneath. Mario then appeared and told the Whomp it stepped in poop before disappearing, causing the Whomp to panic and jump, falling backward onto SMG4, and squishing him dead.
As Bowser sang the reasons for stealing Peach, Mario did not like it one bit and just left.
Mario was in a black screen, wondering what was happening before the screen showed Luigi dancing. Mario then freaked out and tried to get out. However, as the time machine had no signal, he was forced to go through the scene and then burned to death before finally being allowed to travel back in time.
As Thwomp got into a guy's house to do repairs, he told him that his partner, a Whomp could fix the second floor. Whomp attempted to hammer down a loose nail with his own body but it just caused the house to collapse. Mario then laughed at Whomp's failure before leaving.
As the Ztar was singing a song while swallowing Power Stars, destroying the city, and killing innocent civilians, Mario shouted if anyone wanted spaghetti. The Ztar suddenly got controlled by Toad who screamed for spaghetti and followed him back in time.
At the scene were Mario, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Justin Bieber, and Wario were watching Super Mario Twilight, with Mario and Bowser giving their natural reaction, the Ztar (or Toad Ztar), told them to shut up because he was trying to watch the movie. Mario then quickly headed back in time.
As Prince Big Whoop was having an outrage over the past Mario and the others in the video screwing over his plans, Mario, who was hiding next to King Wooptedoo's throne, was counting down the moment when Bowser ran over Prince Big Whoop. It happened just like in the original episode and Mario said: "Swiggity Swooty" for being spot-on with his prediction before leaving even further into the past.
As the video SMG4 was feeling angry over Bowser's idea of himself playing Rock Simulator, Mario appeared and had no idea what happened to him. He then realized he made it back to January 5th, 2015. He took the chance to eat his pizza before it expired and said it was worth destroying the past before returning back to the present.
Once Mario returned to the present, he declared that he was ready to start the reviewing of 2015 with SMG4. However, he regretted what he did when he saw the various other characters from the other 2015 videos had shown up into the present.
The video then ended with a message from Luke hoping that the viewers enjoyed 2015 and asked if they managed to get all the references.
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