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SM64: Retarded Recap 2015 is the forty-first episode of Season 5 and the two hundred and fifty-eighth overall to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.
This is the last video of Season 5 and 2015, and is also the first video that bears the name Retarded Recap. It was aired on December 28, 2015.
Synopsis
Ah, as 2015 comes to a close. Mario looks back into the past adventures he had...in order to eat expired pizza that he couldn't eat :P
Plot
The video starts with SMG4 telling the audience that for the last video of 2015, he and Mario would be reviewing the year. Just as he turned around, he saw that in his place was a drawn Mario taped to a popsicle stick, causing him to get annoyed. SMG4 quickly headed outside and told Mario he was recording the review, just to wonder what he was doing. It turned out Mario was crying over his limited edition spaghetti-flavored pizza, which had expired since January 5, 2015. When Mario asked SMG4 about it, he replied that there was nothing he could do, not even go back in time. That gave Mario an idea: go back in time, causing SMG4 to swear. He took out Professor E. Gadd's time travel gadget and used it to go back in time. SMG4 tried to stop him before he went back and ruined the timeline continuity, but he was too late.
Videos featured
SM64 Christmas 2015 - Christmas Crazies
Mario returned to the events of the video, wondering where he was. It turned out he arrived at the part where Roprinplup14 was threatening to use a mega bomb if they all did not stay away from him. Mario suddenly remembered that he did something during that part and helped save Christmas. Instead of redoing what he did in the video, he grabbed Santa Claus and threw him at Roprinplup14. He then claimed he saved Christmas, although from the past SMG4's naturally angry expression, it was clear he had actually ruined it. As a result, Roprinplup14 and the Villager continued their roles as serial killers.
SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 0 - Release the Retardness!
This segment featured the scene that appeared at the end of the video. Just as video SMG4 mentioned how he and video Mario might have made the whole world stupid, the video Mario, who was naked, turned out to be the time-traveling Mario. He realized with horror that he might have stated that he was gay for SMG4 and jumped off the bridge. Before he hit the ground, he time-traveled back to the castle's basement. Mario then observed the Mario in one of the skits trying to fix the broken TV to no avail and remarked that it counted before heading back further in time.
Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic.
As Mario entered the video, he noticed Swagmaster69696969696 shaking his butt under the influence of Swag magic from Ivan. Creeped out, Mario walked backward before heading back further in time.
SM64 Bloopers: Shell Shocked
Mario saw Wario charging towards the Crazy Koopa. However, as Wario transformed into his hero self, Mario mistook him for a flying Mexican wrestler and shot him dead. He then turned to the camera and expressed satisfaction at what he had done.
Grand Theft Mario - If Mario was in... GTA V
In the scene just after Mario accidentally killed a man with a fire flower, the time-traveling Mario landed on the policeman who had descended from the sky. Accidentally causing the policeman's demise, he looked around, and then proceeded to go back in time.
SM64: Cooking with mario and bowser 3!
In the scene where Shy Guy was shooting toast at the police helicopters, the policeman pilot was attempting to comprehend the situation, with video SMG4 still trying to get his burrito. Suddenly, Mario appeared between them, causing both of them to panic. The pilot crashed into the Shy Guy, much to his dismay. Mario then had a troll face as he headed further back in time.
R64: An Overdose of Dr. Mario
Mario suddenly remembered being a doctor. As he walked through the hallways with an armed Pikachu in the background, he observed himself downing the entire barrel of pills and commented that his smartness never ceased to amaze him.
SM64 Halloween 2015: The 2Spooky Story
Mario arrived at the skeleton party his video self had created, where he witnessed a skeleton humping Frankie with the mushroom child laughing. Finding it nasty, he left the party only to witness Waluigi giving Wario CPR. This sight disgusted him, leading to him throwing up.
SM64 Bloopers: Luigi Labyrinth
Both Mario and the video SMG4 found themselves surrounded by numerous Luigi Dolls after being ordered by Luigi to give them hugs. Naturally terrified, Mario quickly traveled back in time, unknowingly bringing one of the Luigi Dolls with him.
SMG4 Plays Merio Nernterndos 2
While Luke Lerdwichagul was playing a Left 4 Dead mod, both Mario and the Luigi Doll appeared in front of him, causing him to panic and start shooting at them.
SM64: War of the Fat Italians 2015 (600k Special)
Just as X announced that the rap battle between video SMG4 and Mario was about to begin, Mario took the opportunity to shoot the past SMG4 dead, thus securing his victory in the War of the Fat Italians.
Sonic the Derphog: Egg and Peach.
As Dr. Eggman and Peach Toadstool watched the content of Dr. Eggman's favorite channel, Mario suddenly appeared and expressed his hatred for the channel, causing him to scream.
Super Pokemans 64: Legendary Pokemon
While Mario looked around in the video's cave, his past self and the hiker were seen riding a Snorlax in the background.
SM64: The BattleToads Justice Crew
As Dr. Pootis sang while on fire, fighting Super Justice Gay Toad, Mario appeared looking shocked. He then joined Dr. Pootis in dancing and singing.
SM64 Bloopers: Shy Guy Showdown
As Awkward Guy was distracted by a Shy Gal, Mario replaced her head, freaking him out.
R64: Revenge of Freddy's Spaghettria
While Chica the Chicken danced while on fire, Mario joined her in dancing. There was also a message that said: "some say Chica is still burning to this day."
DerpTV: Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow
As Frankie made his selection of the third box due to it resembling women's boobs, resulting in the prize, an angry Yeti, coming out and attacking him, Mario appeared. The Yeti decided to go after him, causing Mario to quickly travel back in time, accidentally bringing the Yeti with him. Tubbiehost then declared that he was getting out of the room and left.
SM64: The Weird Ticking Sound (Parody)
While the video SMG4, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Waluigi were singing a song by saying their names respectively to a ticking sound, Mario and the Yeti suddenly appeared, causing everyone to panic. Just after Mario caught a breather as he traveled back in time, Dumbledore appeared, saying his name to the ticking sound.
SM64 Bloopers: Casino, Cards and Chaos
As Mario exclaimed how he needed to stop messing up the past, he saw his past self, Luigi, and Toad all dancing happily. Initially thinking everything was alright, suddenly, they transformed into Hobo Mario, a drawn version of Frankie, and another Luigi respectively, causing him to panic and go back in time.
Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers)
Mario appeared at the start of the episode where Toad could be seen slowly rising from the ground. He knew what was going to happen and quickly ran away. Sure enough, Toad shouted that the princess had been captured. As the video Mario felt angry over being told that, Mario mocked his past self for saving Peach Toadstool. Suddenly, an option to kick his a** appeared, and the past Mario kicked it towards him, causing Mario to get knocked out and receive a Game Over. As he traveled back in time, he took the Game Over with him.
SM64 Bloopers: The Hangover
Mario ended up back in the castle where he commented that he should just stop time traveling. He then saw Bowser in a fairy costume and tied up from the ceiling. As his past self, who was naked, and the video SMG4 were trying to recall why they had put a fairy costume on Bowser and tied him up, Mario freaked out with a Markiplier impression and traveled back even further in time.
R64: Princess Capturing Simulator.
At the part where Bowser was wearing a disguise to talk to two Policemen regarding Peach being kidnapped, Mario suddenly appeared, giving Bowser's identity away. They both gunned down and killed Bowser, causing a Game Over. Mario then went back in time where he took Bowser's Pingas Clock with him.
SM64: Meet the Luigi
As Luigi became super ripped and prepared to beat up Bowser for taunting him over the last Spaghetti box, Mario appeared and used the Pingas Clock to scare Luigi into exploding, much to the Koopa King's shock. Mario then laughed at his brother for being a scaredy-cat before heading back in time.
SM64 Bloopers: Shoot to the Observatory in the Sky
As Bowser read Go The Fuck To Sleep to the Lumas, Mario complained that Bowser was making everyone bored and told him to quit boring everyone before disappearing even further back in time.
R64: the Toad, the Fat and the Ugly.
As the video Mario in a frog suit jumped from the water holding a sign that said "I LOVE YOU! toadette!!" with a picture of Toad beside the words and showed it to Toadette, she freaked out and shot Mario with her machine gun, much to the shock of Toad. Mario witnessed all that happened and decided to just leave the scene.
SMG4 plays Merio Nernterndoes
Mario freaked out upon witnessing the Super Toad Generations 67 More Fun Than Your Body Has Room For Edition title screen, where he coincidentally used Luke's exact voice line.
SM64 Bloopers: The Pirate Plumbers
Mario saw Luigi, whose head was being attacked by Mr. Squidge. Liking what he saw, he took a selfie with him before going back in time, just as Ben appeared, spazzing out.
SM64: The SMG4 QNA (400k Subs :D)
As the Weegee head with Illuminati eyes showed up laughing evilly in front of the video SMG4, Mario appeared behind Toad, whose cap had Illuminati symbols instead of his usual spots. Naturally feeling scared, Mario shouted "Illuminati" before Toad turned around to correct him, saying it was "Weegee-nati." Mario then told him to shut up before leaving.
SM64 Bloopers: Can the Villager come out to play?
As past Mario was hiding from the Villager, Mario shouted, giving the Villager his past self's location away. The past Mario cursed Mario for causing him to be murdered. As the Villager smashed a hole in the door, Mario put on a troll face as he enjoyed having the Villager kill his past self, before leaving even further into the past.
The Wacky Wario Bros.: Golfing for Gold
As Mario wondered if he was in January yet and what the time was, he saw Waluigi say "Waluigi Time!" as he started dancing. Mario then yelled at him to shut up, only to run away from an enraged Waluigi before sending him back in time.
Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach
As Swagmaster69696969696 was explaining his plan to Chris (which was to tell the ladies that he got Ebola from the war, expecting them to scream in joy), Waluigi suddenly appeared, freaking both of them out.
R64: Return to Freddy's Spaghettria
As Chica was about to order 10,434 pizzas using Mario's credit card, he appeared and found his wallet. In revenge for causing him to go broke, he knocked her unconscious and danced over her before disappearing, leaving Toy Freddy to ask what happened in front of her.
SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 10 (350k apocalypse special)
As the past Mario remarked that it was one of those days, with Mario Head approaching the castle, Mario appeared on top of him. Wanting the head to go faster, he planted a rocket on him, speeding up the collision process. It soon caused the whole world to explode, sending Mario off into space.
Sonic the Derphog: The Item Brick
As Knuckles was tripping out, Mario had no idea what was going on with him. Neither did Sonic, and they both shrugged at each other before Mario went further back in time.
SM64 Bloopers: Smexy Soccer
As the video SMG4 was kicking the soccer ball, which flew above a Whomp, he quickly slid underneath. Mario then appeared and told the Whomp it stepped in poop before disappearing, causing the Whomp to panic and jump, falling backward onto SMG4, squishing him dead.
Mario 64: M. K. Nature Channel
As Bowser sang the reasons for stealing Peach, Mario did not like it one bit and just left.
Mario 64: Love for Luigi. (Valentine's Special)
Mario was in a black screen, wondering what was happening before the screen showed Luigi dancing. Mario then freaked out and tried to get out. However, as the time machine had no signal, he was forced to go through the scene and then burned to death before finally being allowed to travel back in time.
SM64 Tales: Thwompin' and Whompin'
As Thwomp got into a guy's house to do repairs, he told him that his partner, a Whomp, could fix the second floor. Whomp attempted to hammer down a loose nail with his own body, but it just caused the house to collapse. Mario then laughed at Whomp's failure before leaving.
SM64: Bad Star's Back! 300k Special
As the Ztar was singing a song while swallowing Power Stars, destroying the city, and killing innocent civilians, Mario shouted if anyone wanted spaghetti. The Ztar suddenly got controlled by Toad, who screamed for spaghetti and followed him back in time.
R64: Son of a bowser.
At the scene where Mario, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Justin Bieber, and Wario were watching Super Mario Twilight, with Mario and Bowser giving their natural reactions, the Ztar (or Toad Ztar) told them to shut up because he was trying to watch the movie. Mario then quickly headed back in time.
SM64 Bloopers: Castle Royale
As Prince Big Whoop was having an outrage over the past Mario and the others in the video screwing over his plans, Mario, who was hiding next to King Wooptedoo's throne, was counting down the moment when Bowser ran over Prince Big Whoop. It happened just like in the original episode, and Mario said: "Swiggity Swooty" for being spot-on with his prediction before leaving even further into the past.
SM64 bloopers: The Idea block.
As the video SMG4 was feeling angry over Bowser's idea of himself playing Rock Simulator, Mario appeared and had no idea what happened to him. He then realized he made it back to January 5, 2015. He took the chance to eat his pizza before it expired and said it was worth destroying the past before returning back to the present.
Epilogue
Once Mario returned to the present, he declared that he was ready to start reviewing 2015 with SMG4. However, regret filled him when he saw various other characters from the different 2015 videos had also shown up in the present.
The video then concluded with a message from Luke, expressing hope that the viewers enjoyed 2015 and asking if they managed to catch all the references.
Characters
Main Characters
Supporting characters
Minor Characters
Cameos
- Villager
- Roprinplup14
- Santa Claus
- Swagmaster69696969696
- Chris
- Crazy Koopa
- Steve
- Shy Guy
- Shy Gal
- Old Man Hobo
- Pikachu
- Skeletons
- Toad
- Toads
- Toadette
- Frankie
- Super Justice Gay Toad
- Toadsworth
- Luke Lerdwichagul Voice only
- Nintendofan997
- Hiker
- Snorlax
- Dr. Pootis
- Awkward Guy
- Chica the Chicken
- Freddy Fazbear
- Teletubbies
- Hobo Mario
- Lumas
- Kirby
- Ben
- Mr. Squidge
- Weegee
- Mario Head
- Knuckles
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Crazy sonic (Knuckle's vision)
- Thwomp
- Whomp
- Ztar
- LegoGuy77777
- Crazy Japanese Guy
- Bowser Jr.
- Queen Stephe
- Prince Big Whoop
- King Wooptedoo
- Pingas Cuckoo
Thumbnail-only characters
Trivia
- "A Big Thank You :D (500,000 Subscribers)" is the only 2015 video not to be referenced in this blooper, not counting the promo videos for other YouTubers.
- The DeviantART picture of Shy Guy at the end of the video was drawn by "FantasyMiracle1990" (later known as "WonderFairySkymancer", currently known as "Genesis Supernova").
- This is the first Retarded Recap where the thumbnail is fanart created by fans, in this case, the DeviantArt User/YouTuber TheGamerLover.
- The end of the episode shows what happened to everyone after Mario messed up the timeline.
Goofs and Errors
- Bowser's head cannot be fully seen on the thumbnail. This is the same case with Luma and Shy Guy.
- When Mario starts dancing with Dr. Pootis, the latter is not on fire.
- Most of the past videos were shot in 16:9 widescreen, and when Mario changes the plotlines of these videos, they are mostly now shot in 4:3 stretched widescreen, with the exceptions of Garry's Mod backgrounds, animated GIFs, images, etc.
- Two errors are apparent during the SM64 Bloopers: The Hangover segment:
- Bowser wearing a different fairy costume from the original video.
- At 5:26, Bowser disappearing except for the fairy costume.
- At 9:40, Toad Ztar is not present until 9:45.
- Mario got his own past self (from Can the Villager Come Out to Play?) killed by Villager, which means he shouldn't exist. It's possible however, that Past Mario survived the attack.
V · T · E |
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Pre-Season 1 | |
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Episodes 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
Season 14 | |
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Overall Episodes 858 to 867 | Mario Opens a Can Of Beans · Mario Reacts to Lethal Nintendo Memes · You Used To Be Cool... · CEO OF RIZZ · REMASTERED64: WHO LET THE CHOMP OUT? · Mario Reacts To SMG4's Browser History · SMG4 NEWS · TRASH FRIENDS · The Day My Arm Went Psycho · SMG4 and SMG3 Rank SMG4 Characters |
Overall Episodes 868 to 877 | My First Ever Video Unnecessarily Remastered (and more!) · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Corruptions · No TV Make Mario No Okie Dokie · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 871 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 872 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 873 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 874 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 875 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 876 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 877 |
Overall Episodes 878 to 887 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 878 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 879 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 880 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 881 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 882 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 883 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 884 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 885 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 886 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 887 |
Overall Episodes 888 to 897 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 888 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 889 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 890 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 891 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 892 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 893 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 894 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 895 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 896 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 897 |
Overall Episodes 898 to 907 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 898 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 899 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 900 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 901 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 902 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 903 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 904 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 905 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 906 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 907 |
Overall Episodes 908 to 917 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 908 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 909 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 910 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 911 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 912 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 913 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 914 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 915 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 916 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 917 |
Overall Episodes 918 to 927 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 918 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 919 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 920 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 921 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 922 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 923 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 924 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 925 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 926 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 927 |
Overall Episodes 928 to 937 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 928 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 929 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 930 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 931 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 932 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 933 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 934 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 935 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 936 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 937 |
Others | |
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Videos 1 to 10 | I've been helping edit SMG4 videos for nearly 3 years so lets talk about it · We accidentally played an illegal game (ft. SMG4) · How GLITCH Is SAVING Indie Animation ft. @SMG4 · I Missed (SFM) · Goodbye Meggy · Zeek's Alternate Scenes for SMG4 · Others 7 · Others 8 · Others 9 · Others 10 |