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This is the transcript for SM64: The BattleToads Justice Crew.
Transcript[]
(SMG4 intro)
4 Toads, 1 Mission
(The BattleToads' Rescue Alarm sounds to call the BattleToads.)
Toad Barrage: HELL YEAH! IMMA SAVE THE WORLD! LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS!!!
Toad Babeh: But... We departed only 5 minutes ago! Why can't people just stop being in danger!!!!
Toad Bewbs: EYY AMGIOS! LET'S GO PARTEH!!!
Toad Bravo: Hooray! Who's ready to go on an adventure! Again!
Toad Barrage: LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
Toad Bravo: Yaay! Let's a go then!
Toad Bewbs: OH! Imma driving this time!
(The BattleToads' Justice Vehicle appears and its Toad Alarm sounds. Then, Toad Bewbs accidentally gets the BattleToads' Justice vehicle towards the bathroom.)
Toad Babeh: That's not the exit idiot!
Toad Bewbs: Shit!
(Toad Bewbs then gets the BattleToads' Justice Vehicle toward the exit.)
Luigi: BattleToads. (SMB's 1985 Overworld theme plays.)
Scenario One[]
Geofcraze634: Oh god! Somebody help me!!
SuperMarioGlitchy8(SMG8): Ah! Don't worry! I'll call the firemen!
(A fire truck, driven by Toad Bewbs, appears.)
Toad Bravo: Have no fear! The Battletoads Justice Crew is here!
Toad Babeh: Alright guys! I have devised a very strategic plan! So just follow my instructions...
Toad Barrage: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! JENKINS! I'M ON FIRE SHIT!! OH SHIT CHRIST!!!
Toad Bravo: Pew Pew Pew!! You silly guys, Can you help me please? :D
Toad Bewbs: Okie dokie homie!
Toad Bravo: Babeh! Can you go save that trapped person inside?
Toad Babeh: Aww Noooo!!
(Explosion, followed by a scream)
Toad Babeh: I don't wanna die!!! Aha! Found you!!!!
Geofcraze634: Ah yes!! Help! Please!
Toad Babeh: Ok! Let's go!
Toad Babeh: Ah crap!!! The door is blocked!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Toad Bewbs: IMMA COMING HOMIE!
Toad Babeh: A firetruck! We're saved!!!
Toad Bewbs: YOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Toad Babeh: *Scream*
Luigi: BattleToads. (SMB's 1985 Overworld theme plays a second time.)
Scenario Two[]
(A car appears.)
Toad Barrage: ALRIGHT! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM!?
Crazy Woman: Look! Up there!!
(An angry cat is on a tree.)
Toad Barrage: mother of god... THAT MONSTER IS ATTACKING THAT TREE!!! WATCH OUT LADY! THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY!
(Toad Barrage gets a gun.)
Mario Head: Hey! You got a good joke for Mario? Woah!
(The cat is launched up into the air. Then, the cat and Toad Barrage end up in space. Then, Toad Barrage ends up back on the ground.)
Toad Barrage: Shhh...You're safe now... that monster is gone for good!
Luigi: BattleToads. (SMB's 1985 Overworld theme plays a third time)
Scenario Three[]
Robber: ALRIGHT! HANDS UP! THIS IS A ROBBERY!
Goomba: AH! But I don't have any hands!!!
Toad Barrage: Alright... target is in sight... You're good to go!
Toad Bravo: Ok! Hey Bewbs! It's show time!
Robber: Give me all that money! And that cool magazine! And... that unfinished burrito over there!
Toad Bravo: Have you taken out the bad guy yet, Bewbs?
Toad Bewbs: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO... *Reading a Playboy magazine*
Robber: HEY! Who the hell???
Toad Bewbs: Ehh! Wassup broda! Itsa me your fairy godmother!!
(gunshot)
Toad Bravo: Ah poop! Ok guys! Plan B!
Toad Babeh: Uhh... Oh mah god! Imma pregnant! Help me deliver this baby!
(gunshot)
Toad Bravo: Ah poopey pants! Looks like we have no choice! Time for Plan C!
(Lionel Richie - Hello sings in the background as Toad Bravo gets between the robber and Goomba.)
Toad Bravo: Why can't we be friends? Aww yeah... Look each other in the eye... They're pretty sexy aren't they?
Robber: I still Luv U!
Goomba: *Happy sobbing sounds*
Toad Babeh: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?
Luigi: BattleToads. (SMB's 1985 Overworld theme plays again.)
Scenario Four[]
Toad: I'm going to do it! I'm going to jump!
Starman3: Noo! Don't do this! You have so much ahead of you!!!
Toad Bewbs: Heey! Don't worry homie! I got dis!
Toad Bewbs: Just do it! Make ur dreams come true! Nothing is impossible! Just do it!
Toad: You're right... I'm gonna jump right off.
Toad: *screaming*
Starman3: *...*
Toad Bewbs: *...* Run bitch!
Luigi: BattleToads. (The Super Mario Bros. Overworld theme plays a fifth time.)
Scenario Five[]
(Dr. Pootis is shown in an unknown area at Isle Delfino.)
Dr. Pootis: I am most dangerous man in history of world! Everyone loses! HAHAHA!
Toad Bravo: Ok team! We're dealing with a silly terrorist! Let's go stop him!
Toad Barrage: HEY! DRUNK RUSSIAN DUDE IN THE CAPE!
(Dr. Pootis then looks to see Toad Barrage. Toad Barrage then ends up at the roof of a church, and holds up a sign that reads "You're gay". This is then followed by a raspberry.)
Dr. Pootis: OH! YOU! U R DED!
(Dr. Pootis throws a bomb at Toad Barrage, but Toad Barrage uses a tennis racket to dodge the bomb and throws it at Pootis instead.)
Dr. Pootis: AAAHH! I FEEL THE PAIN!
Toad Bewbs: Here have a tissue.
Toad Bewbs: Pysch! BIATCH!
(Toad Bewbs throws Dr. Pootis toward the roof of a house, which then burns.)
Toad Bravo: Oh! Yay! Food is here!
Dr. Pootis: My flesh! It burns! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Toad Babeh: AH NO! Uhh! Uhh... What do I... ATTACK LITTLE BROTHER!!
Dr. Pootis: FIRE! FIRE!-
(Frankie appears.)
Frankie: Hello! OH! HEY BATMAN!
Dr. Pootis: Wat da fak do u want?
Frankie: WANNA PLAY SMASH BROS. WITH ME BATMAN!? I'M THE BEST AT LITTLE MAC!
Dr. Pootis: My flesh! It burns!
Frankie: Why are you so mean to me? *crying*
Dr. Pootis: What's the matter with you?
Frankie: *crying louder*
Toad Bravo: Hey you big meanie!! Bully someone your own size!
Dr. Pootis: What silly man sends babies to fight?
Toad Babeh: Uhh... BARRAGE! How could you!?
Toad Barrage: What?!
Toad Bravo: Alright team! Super gay ass kicking formation!
(All four members of the BattleToads Justice Crew appear in four separate squares, ready to transform.)
Toad Bravo: Justice time!
Toad Bewbs: I'm really high! :D
Toad Babeh: Yeah... justice time.
Toad Barrage: HELL YEAH! JUSTICE TIME!
(All 4 of the BatteToads members fuse into Super Justice Gay Toad.)
Dr. Pootis: Oh this is bad! I have good idea!
Dr. Pootis: *sings Heavy's Breakfast Song*
Super Justice Gay Toad: *???*
Dr. Pootis: *singing*
(Ka-Boom)
Dr. Pootis: AAAAAAA-!
Toad Bravo: We did it! We saved the day again! :D Let's go have an ice-cream!
Toad: *screaming*