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Blooper Information

SM64: The Retardness of 2014, more often simply called The Retardness of 2014, is the 211th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, specially released to close the year 2014. In this blooper, SMG4 and Mario are talking about their year 2014. This video brings back most of the characters from 2014 episodes.

Plot

The scene opens up in Peach's Castle, in a studio that Mario and SMG4 built in a room. Mario and SMG4 were reflecting upon the times they had in 2014. Mario claims that it was a great year for him, highlighting that he got chased by robots, bought a new kart, made a new resturant, and how he got to see SMG4 naked. A flashback from Ssenmodnar 8 plays. SMG4 then states that they'll be going over the year and answering questions. Mario gets naked, causing SMG4 to throw a rock at him.

Segmented Flashbacks

A screen then shows with the caption, "INSERT SEGMENT HERE." Back in the studio, SMG4 prepares to begin the reflection, but pauses when he sees Mario eating another Golden Spaghetti. SMG4 asks Mario why he's eating that, fearing that Mario Head (The Giant Floating Mario Head) would appear again. Mario explains that he's hungry. At that moment, the studio starts to rumble and what appears to be a specter of Mario Head appears, asking them if they have seen the princess. Terrified, SMG4 and Mario run away, as Mario Head calls for the princess. The screen suddenly cuts out and switches back to the studio. SMG4 then reflects on early 2014 videos. Flashbacks of Two Great Friends, Two Hands One Job, and im the sexist. Mario objects, stating that everyone should remember the video that people loved the most. A flashback of Bowser cyrus wrecking ball. SMG4 becomes terrified, telling Mario to stop mentioning that video, but Mario had already invited Bowser for 7:15 an interview. Just then, Bowser crashes into the studio with the wrecking ball.

SMG4 just barely avoids getting hit, diving on the floor at the last second. Mario scolds Bowser for crashing into the studio instead of using the front entrance. SMG4 asks Bowser how the year went with Mario. Bowser replied by saying that while Mario has become more annoying, he is a great cook. Flashbacks from Cooking with Bowser and Mario are shown. Then, SMG3 appears, complaining about SMG4 inviting Bowser but not him. SMG4 states that SMG3 made an appearance only from the Bad Stars blooper. The Ztar appears behind SMG3, still wishing to "destroy this land." The screen turns back to Mario, who says that while the wierdos nag SMG4, the audience should watch a promotional video. Flashbacks of Mario Simulator are shown. SMG4 complains that Mario sold that game, calling it crappy and states that it can give you cancer. Mario retaliates with a Pingas Launcher, launching SMG4 away.

QNA Session 

Next comes the first part of the QNA session.

Q: Do you fart in public (Mario)?

A: Mario states "Of course he does" and a flashback of a video plays.

Q: What would Mario and your baby look like?

A: SMG4 stares shocked. Mario explains that it would be a big blob on the floor that would eat spaghetti everyday. A flashback from Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Spells n' Wiztards plays.

Q: Is Toad illumiati?

A: Mario states that he has no idea. Toad appears, answering no. However, his head is covered with illuminati symbols. Mario screams "ILLUMINATI!"

Q: (Chomp appears) WTF is a Sonic?

A: Mario yells that it's a mystery and that we'll never find out. SMG4 tells Mario to move on. Mario tells SMG4 that it's time for interviews, leading SMG4 to yell "OH CRAP!"

New Cast Interview

A title screen appears, displaying New Cast Interview. Mario starts with Sonic and asks him what's it like being on the show. Multiple flashbacks appear as Sonic replies that it's not bad. Mario also asks him what it's like to be friends with Dr. Eggman, to which Sonic replies that it sucks. Just then, Dr. Eggman comes crashing through the roof. Next is an interview with Swagmaster, who starts boasting about him being the swaggiest in the world. Mario then tells him that barely anybody watches his videos, and SMG4 adds that he only got some 2000 likes.

Mario also adds that he bets that half of the audience doesn't have a clue about who he is. Swagmaster starts firing his assault rifle, causing Mario to slowly push him off stage. The next person is Gary Oak. Mario reflects upon how he won a Pokemon Battle against him, a flashback showing at the same time. Oak complains about Mario tried killing old people, to which Mario retaliates by throwing his level 2 Luigi pokemon at him. Oak replies that Mario sucks. Next comes Shy Guy, who has a toaster with him. Mario explains how he doesn't know anything else about Shy Guy other than his obsession with toast. On top of that, Mario can't count how many times Shy Guy has mentioned toast this year. Multiple flashbacks play. Back in the studio, the toaster pops and Shy Guy goes crazy, with explosions surrounding the room.

Mario and SMG4 agree to take a break and eat something. Mario suggests spaghetti, but SMG4 tells him that they need to eat something else. Chica appears, suggesting pizza, but SMG4 declines that too. Chica starts to go crazy, and SMG4 ends up kicking her out of the room. SMG4 suggests cookies, but another rumble is heard and a stampede of Bullies storm the room. A technical difficulties page with a crazed up Lakitu shows up briefly.

New Year's Resolutions and Wario Bros. Hijacking

SMG4, having had enough with all the commotion, decides to share New Year's Resolutions. SMG4 wishes to become a wizard, while Mario wishes to not swear or eat spaghetti next year at all. A Police Man appears, stating that's "BULLS**T" and fires his pistol at Mario. SMG4 decides to go back to the hospital and shoots himself with a pistol of his own. The technical difficulties page appears again, followed by a no signal page, until the screen changes to Wario.

Wario starts advertising his Emporium before the scene switches to him and Waluigi relaxing. Suddenly, Mario appears, telling Wario to stop hijacking the show. Wario retaliates by shoving a bucket on Mario's head, causing Mario to scream and run. SMG4 appears with a speaker, and starts blasting the Do the Wario Music from Ssenmodnar 7, causing Wario to run. He then kicks Waluigi's Rubber Ducky away, causing Waluigi to run.

Final Reflections and Ending

The scene switches back the studio. SMG4 asks Mario how his spaghetti delivery business is going. As flashbacks from R64: Mario's Spageti Delivary play, Mario explains how he got sued and his van taken away on the first day for running over the Princess. SMG4 then asks Mario about his jobs for buying a new kart. As flashbacks from Retarded64: Mario for Hire play, Mario explains how he was too pro for all of them, not to mention the fact that he broke his second kart anyway.

SMG4 then proceeds to ask Mario about his job at Freddia's Spaghetti Place, to which Mario cuts him off, stating that he never wants to speak of that place again. Mario goes further to state that the two of them are just going to stand there and do nothing so no one bothers them. At that moment, Steve comes in, speaking gibberish and showing flashbacks of him in 2014. Annoyed, Mario kicks Steve. SMG4 tells Mario to calm down so they can finish the video. Mario replies "NO!" SMG4 asks about the audience, to which Mario replies that the audience can suck his balls.

At that moment, Luigi arrives. SMG4 tell him to kick Mario, to which Mario replies that he has no brother, upsetting Luigi. SMG4 tells him to not yell at him, as Mario had already killed Luigi once this year. A flashback from Ssenmodnar 9 appears. Mario starts to sing, while SMG4 tells him to stop ignoring him. Luigi asks Mario to remember all the good times they shared. Flashbacks from Problematic Pipe Problems, The Bowser that Stole Christmas, and .S̶M̶6̶4̶: `•.¸¸.•´´¯`••. .• ( Tubbie TV ) •. .••`¯´´•.¸¸.•`play. Once again, Luigi begs Mario to stop being a pain in the a$$, but Mario holds a gun to Luigi's face. Luigi states that he's not afraid of Mario as he had trained to survive Mario as flashbacks from Super Mario 64 Bloopers: SwagQuest play. Mario sarcastically acts scared, pushing Luigi over the edge. Luigi eats a 1-Up Mushroom and transforms into Weegee, wearing a party hat with a streamer, and holding a glass of wine. As SMG4 and Mario run away, the screen turns black and various characters appear onscreen.

The screen explodes and the background falls, revealing the room they used for the show/blooper. Outside, SMG4 asks Mario how are they going to finish the video since Luigi burnt down the studio room. Mario tells SMG4 to go over the year one last time. Flashbacks from various bloopers/videos appear. Afterwards, SMG4 says his final words on 2014, "Intriguing, but highly disturbing." The episode/blooper/video ends with a blue message saying" Have a Happy New Year!"

Characters

Trivia

Errors

  • As soon as the Mario Head appears (ghost form), Mario himself disappears for a brief second before popping up again.
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: the 1337 p0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 465 to 474 SMG4 Season 10 Episode 21 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 22 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 23 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 24 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 25 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 26 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 27 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 28 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 29 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 30
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