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[SMG4 Productions intro plays]

Mario: Hello everybody!

[SMG4 crashes through the wall into his room]

SMG4: Ahh...that hurt.... is my eye ok??

[SMG4 is cross-eyed]

Lakitu: ...it's fine!

SMG4: all right! all you people watching! it's me, that weird dude that supplies you these drugs, smg4!!!!

SMG4: so why am i making this video? well to answer some important and...less important questions you might have...

SMG4: and also to thank you guys for the 400k subscribers and love that you show me!

[Mario appears behind SMG4 naked]

Mario: AND IIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOVE YOOOU!!!

[SMG4 runs away]

SMG4: and...yeah! you want to ask me a few questions?

SMG4: let's get straight in shall we??

[And now begins the questions]

Mary Esther Zavala: Will you do a draw my life video

SMG4: well my life is basically a 5-year old drawing book cause uhh nothing really has happened yet... and i can't draw.

SMG4: in fact it can be summed up in this drawing i made!

[shows a picture of a guy (Luke) kissing his computer]

SMG4: yeah i like my computer...

SMG4: maybe in the distant future i'll do one...

Nizar Anti Lem: what is Super Mario's weight ?

SMG4: I have no idea!

SMG4: why don't we go find out?

Mario: Hoo-hoo! Let's-a-go!

Scale: Come at me bro

[Mario jumps on the scale and it begins to shake]

[X/Nintendofan997 jumps away, scared]

Mario: She's breaking up!

[Scale explodes]

Mario: All done!

Diego Manni: What's your favourite Song?

SMG4: i like funk and techno and weird Japanese pop stuff but...

SMG4: nothing can't beat dr. eggman's great vocal covers!

[Dr. Eggman is seen next to a microphone]

Dr. Eggman (singing): Another one bites the PINGAS

Dr. Eggman (singing): Another one bites the PINGAS

Dr. Eggman (singing): And another one go, and another one NO! And another one bites the PINGAS, yeah

Mewtwo: How old are you?

SMG4: those people thinking i'm 23 or so, you're totally incorrect!

SMG4: i'm 16, i'm still hip! :(

[shows Old Man Hobo with SMG4's cap]

SMG4: remember...i'm not this...

[shows picture of Luke Lerdwichagul]

SMG4: i'm this.

[shows picture of kid]

SMG4: or maybe this.

Diamond Ja Moua: WAT'S 9+10?

SMG4: uhh...910...duh