SM64: War Of The Fat Italians 2016 (900k Special) is a video by SMG4 and an installment in the War of the fat italians series. This is a special video for reaching 900k subscribers.
SMG4 and Mario duke it out to see who is the...BEST, SEXIEST MAN who is worthy of...being the best? Yet again, it's that time of the year, for The War Of The Fat Italians begins once again, with more random challenges from the YouTube subscribers.
The video starts with Mario and SMG4 staring at each other. Mario says that it's only a year and SMG4 thinks he's better than Mario. SMG4 says that the final challenge will end the war, with SMG4 winning.
Mario brings it on with the scene cutting into an educational Mario game called "Mario's Early Years" that shows a cow, a cat, and a duck and asks which noise makes the following sound, a cat meowing. The mouse is moved to click on the duck resulting the computer saying that the duck was clicked, leading to the scream of "WRONG!" showing a Pingas head over an X on the center of the screen. SMG4 then screams at Mario to suck it because he was right, declaring himself number one, then, they started a fight. X enters, saying that Mario and SMG4 shouldn't be fighting. Then SMG4 and Mario start dancing, singing that they're friends. X remarks that ever since X threatened SMG4 and Mario, they have been getting along very well. Toad appears, saying that either SMG4 or Mario has to take out the trash but how SMG4 and Mario saw Toad was him saying that the sexiest, bravest, best man take out the garbage. Mario and SMG4 then charge at Toad trying to take the garbage. Mario declares there is only one way to settle the fight. So Mario and SMG4 come up to him, X sadly starts the 2016 War of The Fat Italians. Mario and SMG4 then start cheering. Then, the War of The Fat Italians 2016 shows up in gold, followed by Wario screaming, "YES! OH MY GOD!" before blowing up.
Kaitlyn Kip: Who can survive the longest after stealing Shy Guy's toast.
The scene cuts to Shy Guy with his toast. Shy Guy starts making pancakes. Shy Guy looks back to see his toast is gone. Then, Shy Guy gets insanely mad. This follows with Mario and SMG4 running for their lives with toast in their hands. Shy Guy blocks the way, with the duo screaming splitting up. Mario then finds a banana and uses it as a disguise while Shy Guy runs pass him. SMG4 jumps on houses and finds a pipe. He jumps to go in the pipe, but Shy Guy kicks the pipe away while SMG4 falls to the ground. Then, Mario running with his toast who notices a showing the direction to the exit which Mario rushes towards but Shy Guy cuts him off with a war tank and a ton of guns while the scene is shown in slow motion. Then, we see an explosion with Mario screaming.
WHO WON: Draw
Johan Rodriguez: Go one day without eating spaghetti.
Mario says "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" while darting out of the room following a window being broken.
WHO WON: SMG4 (by default)
Jessica Sugimara: Who would win a staring contest? Toad and Mario or Steve and SMG4?
Mario faces Toad while SMG4 faces Steve. Mario uses eyeglasses so he can sleep and still win. Meanwhile, Steve and SMG4 are doing their staring contest. 1 week later, SMG4's eyes are on fire. X comments he probably should've told SMG4 that Steve lacks eyelids, making it impossible for Steve to blink.
Cydni Crawford: Who can endure eating 10 bowls of tubby custard, and give a G O O D compliment to tubby chef!
The scene cuts to the duo trying the custard. Mario tries to switch the custard with spaghetti sauce, but the tubby chef knocks it away while holding a rifle. SMG4 tastes it and starts puking rainbows while Mario is also throwing up. Mario gets a tubby custard sandwich while SMG4 gets a tubby custard thingy. Then, the tubby chef appeals for comments. Mario hates it because it doesn't have turkey in it and throws his sandwich at the chef. Then, Mario is lit on fire. The chef asks for SMG4's opinion. He says he hates it as much as Mario. The chef stares at him so SMG4 quickly gives it a 10/10.
WHO WON: SMG4 (technically)
Josiah Thomad Magnet: Who can help an old lady cross the street faster?
The challenge starts Mario and SMG4 looking angry with the ladies next to them, next it shows X parodying the Lakitu from the Mario Kart games, then Mario and SMG4 are seen shouting to the ladies while they cross. Mario is seen pushing one of the ladies and SMG4 is seen shouting to the other lady to cross the street. A car is seen coming and Mario kicks the lady, sacrificing himself and saving the lady, then SMG4 is seen putting rockets to the other lady, but the other lady crashes with the lady that Mario was helping, making the lady crash with a building and making Mario win the challenge.
WHO WON: Mario
Ariel Salazar Alvarado: Who have the longest PINGAS?
After SMG4 sees the comment he says "OH MY GOD!", and Mario's pingas comes out, kicking off SMG4 (the image is not an actual pingas, but rather an image of the head of Dr. Eggman) while Mario is seen celebrating his victory from the previous challenge.
WHO WON: Mario
elitebeast123: Who can make the best imitation of Peach?
It shows two Peaches with the heads of Mario and SMG4 while doing random things such as saying they're princesses and trying to make people kidnap them. Mario and SMG4 then chasing while creeping Bowser out causing him to get scared and go crying.
WHO WON: Void
Timmy Bass: Who can capture the pokemans Pingaz first?
It starts by showing the pokeman walking by, but Mario appears and yells "Get it motherf**ker!" then SMG4 is seen standing in a giant Pokeball while trying to catch the pokeman, but it runs away and SMG4 fails to catch the Pokemon. Pingaz enters a store, with Mario is seen in a tree, next he takes out a Pokeball that repeatedly opens and closes like Pac-Man, then Mario is seen running towards the Pokemon across the store in a Pac-Man styled board, then the Pokeball cuts off the head of an employee. Pingaz is seen running towards a tunnel while SMG4 and Mario are running towards it, then a close-up towards the tunnel is done while the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song plays, but with the words "Pingas" being said, while train noises are heard. SMG4 and Mario starts to run away from the tunnel as the next question appears.
WHO WON: Draw
Ariel Salazar Alvarado: Who can stop the pingas train?
WHO WON: Draw
DahWolf14: Fashion show\Costume
SMG4 is dressed in summer costumes and Mario is dressed as food (except for a fairy costume he wore), with the judges being Steve and a guy resembling Mario. They didn't like their costumes so they dress up, causing Mario to become a burger and SMG4 to burn to death.
WHO WON: Draw
Goken Yukido: Who is the best wallet inspector?
SMG4 is then seen along with a goomba, scaring him while SMG4 stoles the wallet, then SMG4 appears in-front of a car, causing the driver to crash while SMG4 stoles the wallet. The next victim is the girl from the bathroom scene of Psycho, but the murderer is revealed to be SMG4, then SMG4 is seen riding an ice cream cone truck that has a sign that says: 1 wallet = 1 Ice cream. This causes a bunch of Toads go running towards the truck, then SMG4 finds a wallet store which in the next shot, it is seen that SMG4 has infinite wallets. Meanwhile Mario is seen saying that inspecting wallets is stupid, so he decides to inspect pingas from people, his first victim is Dr. Eggman, but he dips Mario in a lava pit and buring Mario to death.
WHO WON: SMG4
Arron Byron: Who can last the longest in a Tea party with Toadsworth?
WHO WON: Void
Peter Giese: 10-Man wrestling match! Mario teams with Luigi, Yoshi, Frankie, & Toadsworth, SMG4 teams with with Bowser, Steve, Shy Guy and the Old Man
WHO WON: Void
Mario tells they need to do something to end War Of The Fat Italians 2016 so X then decides to make a rap battle. They keep raping until Bowser appears, but they three guys are still raping until Mario and SMG4 unite forces, they defeat Bowser, congratulating each other, ending War Of The Fat Italians 2016.
Both: (high five)
WHO WON: Both
After the outro, Toad decides to just leave the trash.