SM64: War Of The Fat Italians 2016 (900k Special)

SM64: War Of The Fat Italians 2016 (900k Special)
Season	6
Episode	24
Overall	287
Blooper Information
U.S. airdate	August 15, 2016
Series	War of the Fat Italians
Viewers	7.5M+ views
Credits
Idea by/Written by	Kevin Lerdwichagul Harry Brown
Directed by	Luke Lerdwichagul
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SM64: War Of The Fat Italians 2016 (900k Special) is a video by SMG4 and an installment in the War of the fat italians series. This is a special video for reaching 900k subscribers.

Synopsis

SMG4 and Mario duke it out to see who is the...BEST, SEXIEST MAN who is worthy of...being the best? Yet again, it's that time of the year, for The War Of The Fat Italians begins once again, with more random challenges from the YouTube subscribers.

Plot

Prologue

When Mario and SMG4 stare at each other, Mario says that it's only a year and SMG4 thinks he's better than Mario. SMG4 says that the final challenge will end the war, with SMG4 winning.

Bring it on!

Mario brings it on with the scene cutting into an educational Mario game called "Mario's Early Years" that shows a cow, a cat, and a duck and asks which noise makes the following sound, a cat meowing. The mouse is moved to click on the duck resulting the computer saying that the duck was clicked, leading to the scream of "WRONG!" showing a Pingas head over an X on the center of the screen. SMG4 then screams at Mario to suck it because he was right, declaring himself number one, then, they started a fight. X enters, saying that Mario and SMG4 shouldn't be fighting. Then SMG4 and Mario start dancing, singing that they're friends. X remarks that ever since X threatened SMG4 and Mario, they have been getting along very well. Toad appears, saying that either SMG4 or Mario has to take out the trash but how SMG4 and Mario saw Toad was him saying that the sexiest, bravest, best man take out the garbage. Mario and SMG4 then charge at Toad trying to take the garbage. Mario declares there is only one way to settle the fight. So Mario and SMG4 come up to him, X sadly starts War of the Fat Italians 2016. Mario and SMG4 then start cheering. Then, War of the Fat Italians 2016 shows up in gold, followed by Wario screaming, "YES! OH MY GOSH!" before blowing up.

Challenges

1. Toast Thief Heist.

The scene cuts to Toast Guy with his toast. Toast Guy starts making pancakes. Toast Guy looks back to see his toast is gone. Then, Toast Guy gets insanely mad. This follows with Mario and SMG4 running for their lives with toast in their hands. Toast Guy blocks the way, with the duo screaming splitting up. Mario then finds a banana and uses it as a disguise while Toast Guy runs pass him. SMG4 jumps on houses and finds a pipe. He jumps to go in the pipe, but Toast Guy kicks the pipe away while SMG4 falls to the ground. Then, Mario running with his toast who notices a showing the direction to the exit which Mario rushes towards but Toast Guy cuts him off with a war tank and a ton of guns while the scene is shown in slow motion. Then, we see an explosion with Mario screaming.

• Winner: Tied
• By: Kaitlyn Kip

2. One Day with No Spaghetti

Mario says "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" while darting out of the room following a window being broken.

• Winner: SMG4 (by default)
• By: Johan Rodriguez

3. The Staring Contest: Mario and Toad vs. Steve and SMG4

Mario faces Toad while SMG4 faces Steve. Mario uses eyeglasses so he can sleep and still win. Meanwhile, Steve and SMG4 are doing their staring contest. 1 week later, SMG4's eyes are on fire. X comments he probably should've told SMG4 that Steve lacks eyelids, making it impossible for Steve to blink.

• Winner:
  • Steve (overall)
  • SMG4 (between him and mario)

• By: Jessica Sugimara

4. Endure eating 10 Tubbie Custards and give a good compliment to Tubbie Chef

The scene cuts to the duo trying the custard. Mario tries to switch the custard with spaghetti sauce, but the tubby chef knocks it away while holding a rifle. SMG4 tastes it and starts puking rainbows while Mario is also throwing up. Mario gets a tubby custard sandwich while SMG4 gets a tubby custard thingy. Then, the tubby chef appeals for comments. Mario hates it because it doesn't have turkey in it and throws his sandwich at the chef. Then, Mario is lit on fire. The chef asks for SMG4's opinion. He says he hates it as much as Mario. The chef stares at him so SMG4 quickly gives it a 10/10.

• Winner: SMG4 (technically)
• By: Cydni Crawford

5. Old People Crossing Race Challenge

Mario and SMG4 look angry with the ladies next to them, next it shows X parodying the Lakitu from the Mario Kart games, then Mario and SMG4 are seen shouting to the ladies while they cross. Mario is seen pushing one of the ladies and SMG4 is seen shouting to the other lady to cross the street. A car is seen coming and Mario kicks the lady, sacrificing himself and saving the lady, then SMG4 is seen putting rockets to the other lady, but the other lady crashes with the lady that Mario was helping, making the lady crash with a building and making Mario win the race.

• Winner: Mario
• By: Josiah Thomad Magnet

6. PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS

After SMG4 sees the comment he says "OH MY GOD!", and Mario's pingas comes out, kicking off SMG4 (the image is not an actual pingas, but rather an image of the head of Eggman) while Mario is seen celebrating his victory from #5.

• Winner: Mario
• By: Ariel Salazar Alvarado

7. Peach Imitation

It shows two Peaches with the heads of Mario and SMG4 while doing random things such as saying they're princesses and trying to make people kidnap them. Mario and SMG4 then chasing while creeping Bowser out causing him to get scared and go crying.

• Winner: Void
• By: elitebeast123

8. Pokemon Pingaz Go

It shows Pengaz walking by, but Mario appears and yells "Get it motherf**ker!" then SMG4 is seen standing in a giant Pokeball while trying to catch the pokeman, but it runs away and SMG4 fails to catch the Pokemon. Pingaz enters a store, with Mario is seen in a tree, next he takes out a Pokeball that repeatedly opens and closes like Pac-Man, then Mario is seen running towards the Pokemon across the store in a Pac-Man styled board, then the Pokeball cuts off the head of an employee. Pingaz is seen running towards a tunnel while SMG4 and Mario are running towards it, then a close-up towards the tunnel is done while the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song plays, but with the words "Pingas" being said, while train noises are heard. SMG4 and Mario starts to run away from the tunnel until...

• Winner: Tied
• By: Timmy Bass

9. Pingas Train Chase

Pingas the Tank Engine with Pengaz came out of the tunnel, which ends up crushing SMG4 and Mario.

• Winner: Tied
• By: Ariel Salazar Alvarado

10. Fashion show\Costume Contest

SMG4 is dressed in summer costumes and Mario is dressed as food (except for a fairy costume he wore), with the judges being Steve and a guy resembling Mario. They didn't like their costumes so they dress up, causing Mario to become a burger and SMG4 to burn to death.

• Winner: Tied
• By: DahWolf14

11. Wallet Inspector Inspecting Challenge

SMG4 is then seen along with a Goomba, scaring him while SMG4 stoles the wallet, then SMG4 appears in-front of a car, causing the driver to crash while SMG4 stoles the wallet. The next victim is Marion Crane from Alfred Hitchcock's film Psycho, then SMG4 is seen riding an ice cream cone truck that has a sign that says: 1 wallet = 1 Ice cream. This causes a bunch of Toads go running towards the truck, then SMG4 finds a wallet store which in the next shot, it is seen that SMG4 has infinite wallets. Meanwhile Mario is seen saying that inspecting wallets is stupid, so he decides to inspect pingas from people, his first victim is Eggman, but he dips Mario in a lava pit and burning Mario to death.

• Winner: SMG4
• By: Goken Yukido

12. Triple Round: Tea Party with Toadsworth, Encounter with Shrek, and Bowser Talking About Justin Bieber

Mario and SMG4 are sitting on a blanket with Mario mad who shouts "MAMAF***ER!!"

• Winner: Void
• By: Arron Byron, Addy Waddy, and Brison TrueBlue Vergaga

13. 10-Man Wrestling Contest: Mario, Yoshi, Luigi, Frankie, and Toadsworth vs. SMG4, Bowser, Old Man Hobo, Toast Guy, and Steve

The 10 fought, until Toad interrupted them to tell that they need to take the garbage. SMG4 tells Toad he is an asshole.

• Winner: Void
• By: Peter Giese

Rap Battle/Epilogue

Mario tells they need to do something to end WOTFI 2016 so X then decides to make a rap battle. They keep raping until Bowser appears, but they three guys are still raping until Mario and SMG4 unite forces, they defeat Bowser, congratulating each other.

Let'sa do this bitches Mario's back to slay You think you can beat me? I can rap all day! Time to time, you try to beat my rhymes But you're so bad, it should be a crime! You think you're funny, Mr. SMG4? If you ask me, you're an SMG-snore! Mario can help you from being a pathetic little nerd But you know what they say You can't polish a turd!

("OOOOHHHH" from the rap battle parody)

Oh boy, it's time to wreck a fat Italian Maybe after this, I can get a big medallion It can be a pendant of the man I really hate Lazy, annoying, and overweight! You try and act so big while I'm already famous While you're alone shoving spaghetti up your anus Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show Let me show you how a proper rap goes

(thud)

(laughs) What up, biotch?! You guys are lame. Time for the king of the Koopas to lay down some rhymes.

(laughs) It's me, the king The epitome of swagger Here to wreck the nagging ass of you two braggers Now watch me blow you away in a flash As I showcase my army and my fat stacks of cash (laughs)

Looks like the turtle decided to come out of his shell But meh, whatever I'm gonna send you to hell! With my rhymes so hot that it will melt your face Then after I take Peach home, maybe even to get to third base Bowser, you're a joke Have you seen the way you look? You look like something a 2-year-old drew in a coloring book You think kidnapping Peach is the way you'll come to power? I think you should shower Maybe she'll stay an extra hour

Oh boy, Mario My fat italian foe You trying to act cool? Well, that's a new low! Move aside, fatso Cause Bowser rules the day I'm big, I'm strong...

Don't forget he's gay!

Shut the hell up, you spaghetti loving freak All you do all day is freaking streak! Peach doesn't love you, your relationship is filled with lies As soon as she sees me, her panties fly Come on! What's wrong? Have a tug on my tail Try to spin me around as I watch you fail (laughs)

Oh jeez, it's Bowser I'm gonna need my glasses Cause now this room has two giant asses Why are you here? You're gonna give me a fever Go back home and hump some Justin Bieber You act like you're slick, you act like you're swanky But the closest you'll get is the coolness of Frankie Why do you even bother to act like a villain When you only want Peach being Netflix and chillin' Now hands in the air if you think Bowser is whack (wave hands in the air) There you go, Bowser, there's your feedback

SMG4 The star, the man of the hour It's a shame that when you're fighting you just sit there and cower Even Toad is better than you If I were you, I'd be scared Stay away from me even if you were prepared I'm a ten-foot dragon, are you visually impaired? Don't worry, cause no one really cared. You think you're cool? Well, let me give you a pitch You're worthless, pathetic and a downright bitch All you fans think you're weird And you bring shame to the word "glitch"

Shut up, Bowser! No one likes you! You're a mess!

How can Peach like you if you don't know how to dress?

You look like a dragon but you can't even fly

The person you made you must have been really freaking high

You're annoying, fat, and pretty much the bane of us all

Why don't you go home and swing on your Bowser Ball

Announcer: K.O!

Nooo! I can't believe I shaved my legs for thiiiis...!

(high five)

• Winner: Both

After the credits, Toad decides to just leave the trash.

Characters

Main Characters

• Mario
• SMG4

Supporting Characters

• X
• Toad
• Bowser
• Steve

Minor Characters

• Toast Guy
• Tinky Winky
• Old Lady
• Crazy Raisin Lady
• Peach Toadstool
• Pengaz
• Toadsworth
• Luigi
• Yoshi
• Frankie
• Old Man Hobo

Cameos

• Wario
• Boos
• Thomas the Tank Engine with a face of Eggman
• Goomba
• Grigori
• Marion Crane
• Toads
• Dr. Eggman
• Shrek
• Royal Mushroom Kingdom Police
• Lakitu
• Flame Chomp
• Bullet Bill
• Koopa Paratroopa
• Biddybud
• Tanooki Goomba
• Boo
• Chain Chomp
• Bully
• Paragoomba
• Wiggler
• Bob-omb
• Shy Guy
• Hammer Bro.
• Buzzy Beetle
• Mr. I
• Monty Mole
• Spiny
• Justin Bieber
• Bowsur
• Dry Bowser debut
• Supermariohax74
• Hitkid96fan
• TheBrandonMaster

Trivia

• The poll on the video declared SMG4 as the winner.
• Usually, WOTFI airs in late October. However, this is the earliest WOTFI in a regular SMG4 season to date.
• The rap battle of this episode was actually written by Harry Brown, who voiced Bowser occasionally in SMG4's videos before, as well as eventually becoming an assistant editor of his videos from mid 2017 to early 2018.
  • Despite that, he doesn't voice Bowser here, instead David Phillips does, who voices Mario in this rap as well as the other WOTFI raps starting with SM64: War of the Fat Italians 2015 (600k Special).
• This marks the final appearance of Justin Bieber due to him falling out of popularity.
• Stock footage of Super Mario 64 Short - Mario Swag can be seen during the rap, which contained Hitkid96fan and TheBrandonMaster.

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