This page is the transcript for SM64 Bloopers: Shy Guy Showdown.
(Mario is being chased by FightingMario54321 in the background.)
FightingMario54321: Give me back my lunch!!!!
Mario: Noo! Mama-mia! Ahh! Ahh! ehh! no! this is mine! go away! uh wahh..!..i want some milk!!! waaahhh
FightingMario54321: You must DIE!
Mario: you'll never get-a Mario! haha!!! SUPER MARIO BOOST! (he only moves slowly) uh-oh. Shit! (he gets punched) Waaaaaaah!
(Mario lands in a cart of weed, next to an Old Man baking a cake.)
Old Man: You kids stay outta my cake ingredients!
(The camera angle changes. Mario jumps out, his face now colored a bit white.)
Mario: (two coughs) Mama-mia! Ohhhhh! Imma feel like a toad having a baby.
(Cut to another camera angle. A blue Shy Guy comes.)
Blue Shy Guy: Hey! What do you think you're doing here? All Shy Guys are suppose to be back at HQ!
(Cut to Mario.)
Mario: But imma fat guy! Not a Shy Guy!
(The Shy Guy and Mario arrive at a microphone, which requires a password. The blue Shy Guy reaches the microphone and says the password.)
Blue Shy Guy: Titty sprinkles.
(A hole appears under Mario, causing him to fall. Cut to Mario falling down a tunnel, then to a Shy Guy town. Mario falls down and lands in a watermelon cart brought by another Shy Guy.)
Watermelon Shy Guy: Oh come on!
More to come