SM64 Bloopers: The Great Yoshi Race. is a blooper by SMG4.
It's time for a little race!...on dinosaurs! :D to win the awesome prize a cool trophy!....and a free discount on spaghetti :\
The blooper opens at the 6th annual Yoshi race festival. Yoshdawg is beginning to announce when he is pushed aside by Yoshi, who is running from Mario as he doesn't want to compete. Mario bribes the dinosaur by offering to kick Luigi out of the house and let Yoshi sleep in Luigi's bed. Soon the two encounter Bowser and his hyper-realistic "Yoshi", as well as Steve in Captain Steve garb beside his crazy (and possibly high on something) Minecraftian Yoshi. The race begins shortly thereafter, where we see that Toadette and Waluigi are also competing for the Big Egg Trophy and a free spaghetti coupon, which Mario wants more than the trophy (it goes to show the lengths he'll get to obtain his spaghetti).
Ben attempts to start the race but apparently cannot count down from five for some reason, this grows tiring so Yoshdawg shouts at the racers to go. Bowser takes the lead, with Toadette and Waluigi on his tail, and Mario lagging behind. Mario accidentally kills Yoshi due to his weight, but revives him with a Golden Mushroom and makes a comeback. Meanwhile, Steve hasn't made it far past the starting line. Mario is tailing Waluigi , who pulls King Bob-omb out of somewhere (Some say it's hammerspace, some say it could be a bomb that could have been shoved up his ass, he is frequently used as a makeshift rocket launcher) and throws it at Mario.
The plumber makes Yoshi jump so that they both barely avoid the explosion. While Waluigi continues to toss a number of things at Yoshi , Mario tries to get Yoshdawg to notice the cheating, but Ben is jumping in front of Yoshdawg's line of sight. Mario gets Yoshi to lick Waluigi's Yoshi, but Yoshdawg finally notices them and starts shooting, because, quoting Yoshdawg himself, "piggy-backing or weird yoshi sex is CHEATTTING!!!" Mario is blasted by an anti-cheating cannon. He and Yoshi fall into a Warp Pipe, exiting near Toadette and knocking her out of the way.
The only competitor in front of Mario is Bowser , who pushes a button to release several Yoshi-riding Goombas and Koopa Troopas from a nearby Clown Car, as well as a Gourmet Guy. Mario and the Gourmet Guy fly off a Dash Panel ramp, and Gourmet Guy falls down due to his weight while Mario lands safely on the track. Two Goombas and their Yoshis stack on top of each other, and that Yoshi on top begins blasting eggs at the plumber. Mario deflects them with a tennis racket, causing the eggs to hit Luigi, Waluigi, and the Goombas . Meanwhile, Steve is still very, very far behind.
Toadsworth sends in a Toad to "assist" Mario. Instead, he throws the fungus at Luigi, who flies into an Item Box and summons several copies of Dr. Eggman, shouting "pingas" as usual. Bowser's Yoshi jumps over the Eggmen, clearing them all, while Mario's walks straight through the crowd and is slowed down considerably.
Ahead is another jump, which Bowser clears, doing pose tricks with his "Yoshi " in midair all the while and getting 10/10 ratings from SMG4 and an Old Man Hobo. Mario of course tumbles through the air and lands painfully on the road, which none of the judges like. He then decides to cheat to beat Bowser .
As the Koopa King goes through a tunnel, Mario, Yoshi, and the Toad sneak behind Yoshdawg. The former two jump into the cannon, and Toad gets distracted by talking to Ben instead of firing them across the map. However, the two start discussing how Ben's husband cheated on him, causing the cannon to fire anyway.
Mario and Yoshi fall on top of Bowser's Yoshi , injuring it in the process and prompting a boxing match between the two dinosaurs. Yoshdawg opens bidding lines rather than trying to stop the fight. Mario instructs Yoshi to "aim for the balls", and not to die or else they would be disqualified. Five hours later, during the 522nd round, Yoshi has been beaten to a bloody, flaming pulp, but is somehow not dead.
Of course, as literally everyone was expecting to happen from the very start of the video, Steve crosses the finish line and wins, leaving our "protagonist" Mario to once again fail completely despite his best efforts. Yoshdawg congratulates Steve on his sixth victory in a row(!), as Mario screams and explodes and Yoshi runs home.
- Toadette’s Yoshi
- Waluigi's Yoshi
- Dr. Eggman
- Bowser's army
- Bowser's army of Black Yoshies
- Mickey Mouse
- King Bob-omb
- Old Man Hobo
- Koopa Troopas
- Shy Guy
- Gourmet Guy
- This is SMG4's third blooper to focus on Yoshi.
- This blooper shows that Yoshi lives with Mario and Luigi, suggesting this is the same Yoshi from Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Yoshrooms..
- This is the first SMG4 blooper to feature an intro made by SeanKlaskyN64.
- The title is possibly a parody of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode The Great Snail Race.
- The map used in this episode is Mario Raceway from Mario Kart 64.
- This episode could be a satire on horse racing controversy
- When Dr. Eggman appeared from a Item Box, it's a reference from R64: Idiot karts 101
- The track they raced on was N64 Mario Raceway but when Yoshi was going at high speed, the map showed SNES Mario Circuit 4.