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The following is the transcript for SM64 Bloopers: The Hangover

Script

(SMG4 intro)

Mario: Yknits, yeh! ("Hey, stinky!" backwards)

(The intro cuts to a one-frame shot of Smexy Town, then becomes black. The screen blurs to form a shot of SuperMarioGlitchy4 waking up.)

SMG4: oh...wa...what happened...why...does...my neck hurt...really badly... and...why the heck is there a hole in the floor?

(Toadsworth riding on a Koopa Clown Car with his face blue appears.)

Toadsworth: Hellooooo!

SMG4: (voice dialogue) JESUS! (text dialogue) TOADSWORTH! WHY......are you a smurf?

Toadsworth: (acting crazy)

SMG4: no wait! come back! can you explain-! ah screw it.

SMG4: hello?...anybody? help me? wait...mario?

(Cut to Po and Mario naked.)

Po: I'm sorry my love.

(Mario starts saying inaudible words, which causes Po to shoot him.)

SMG4: uhh...well it can't get any weirder than this at least.

(Cut to Bowser in a fairy costume.)

Bowser: I am pretty princess!

SMG4: WHAT?!

Bowser: Pretty little princess is here to KILL YOU!

SMG4: WHAT THE F*CK?!

SMG4: ok...umm well there's that...

(Tinky Winky and Laa-Laa are running and laughing.)

SMG4: hey you! wait! stop!!!

(Hagrid appears.)

Hagrid: Harry, you are a wizard!

SMG4: what!? no! go away!

(Luigi appears screaming in the form of a Yoshi egg.)

SMG4: wha- luigi? that you?

Luigi: (shivers) Help me!

SMG4: Don't worry Luigi! I'll get you out!

Shy Guy: OH MEH GED FOOD!!!!

SMG4: OH MY GOD!

(A Gourmet Guy crashes into Luigi. SMG4 evades him.)

Luigi: WAH!!

(Cut to SMG4 in the background and Steve in the foreground. Steve is wearing Mario's clothes.)

SMG4: huh- steve!?

(Cut to Steve playing the Nintendo 64 against a demon. The demon is having a yellow controller while Steve has a grey one.)

Demon: come on! you think you can beat a demon god like me!?

(Cut to a TV, which shows they are playing Super Smash Bros. Steve is playing as Mario and the demon is Kirby. Kirby is defeated, initiating Game Set. Cut back to Steve and the demon.)

Demon: GRRRRRRRRR (voice dialogue, throws off his N64 controller) DAMN IT! YOU MUST DIE!

(Cut to Steve being levitated.)

Steve: WEEEEEEE!

(Cut back to SMG4.)

SMG4: AH! STEVE!!!

(The camera changes angles and Steve is shown flying from the right side of the screen with SMG4 below him.)

Steve: YEAAAAAH!! (crashes into glass offscreen, presumably a window)

(Cut to the upper floor of the foyer. SMG4 is running from the door, while Toadsworth is flying past him laughing.)

SMG4: wow! jeez!! :O oh no peach!!!

(Cut to the lower floor of the foyer, where Peach has been stuffed into a cannon. SMG4 goes to the cannon.)

SMG4: what have they done to you!!! you became a plug! D:

(Cut to outside the castle.)

SMG4: man, what the heck happened in there? i don't even...

More to come. </tabber> Template:Navbox bloopers

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