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SM64 Bloopers: The Pirate Plumbers, more often simply called The Pirate Plumbers, is the 227th video made by SMG4.

Synopsis

Mario, Luigi, and Ben must find Ben's pet who was lost in the sewers while traveling with Captain LardButt in the sea.

Plot

The blooper starts with Mario and Luigi riding an ice cream truck to go plumbing some toilets. Mario becomes angry at Luigi because he was dragged in plumbing and Luigi says that it's OK rather than eating spaghetti at the castle all day. Mario asks Luigi why they're even using an ice-cream van instead of other vehicles. Several Gourmet Guys go chasing after the ice-cream truck because they think they sell ice cream.

Mario shouts at Luigi as they see a small Goomba on the road. Luigi quickly turns the ice-cream truck back and it starts rolling on the streets, while Luigi continues screaming and Mario gets happy. The truck rolls into a Warp Pipe and comes crashing next to X's house. Mario says to Luigi if they are finished plumbing they should just go home. Luigi agrees. Mario throws a toolbox at the door and shouts that they are there to fix their pipes and raid their spaghetti.

When the door opens, Ben appears and the two are surprised. Ben asks them if one of them was the male bride that he just bought and Mario says yes. It was Luigi. X goes to the door and says to Mario that they should just ignore Ben because Ben is "really retarded" and pushes Ben inside. Luigi says that they came because they can fix any pipe problems, to which X says no, because they don't have any pipe problems.

Mario gets angry and breaks in through the window. He says to X that he wants to go home but Luigi wants him to fix the pipe. X lets them fix the toilet and says they would just get out of his house when they're done.

Mario clogs the toilet by putting a Toad doll, a banana, a wrench, and Waluigi's rubber ducky, much to Luigi's annoyance, leading to the green plumber deciding to get out of bathroom and get the vacuum. While searching for the vacuum, Luigi sees a squid inside an aquarium and Ben appears right in front of Luigi's face, scaring him. Ben shouts at Luigi and says if anyone touches his pet squid named Mr. Squidge, he will rape him or her. X warns him to just don't touch Ben's "wife". Luigi goes to the toilet room and sees Mario putting a Bob-omb inside the toilet to take out the clog, but the explosion of the bomb causes causes Mario to be flown away. He ricochets on a wall next to a window, and then hits the aquarium, causing Mr. Squidge to escape and stick onto Luigi's face. Mario pulls Mr. Squidge off, making it jump into the toilet.

At this moment, Ben notices Mr. Squidge had disappeared from the aquarium, and then becomes angry and opens the door to throw a chainsaw at Mario. He dodges it and the two go inside the toilet. Then they end up in the sewers. Mario doesn't want to get the squid back with Luigi as he said it's more pain in the @$$. Then a pirate appears right next to Mario with a cutlass, causing Mario and Luigi to panic. He tells them if they don't tell him what they're doing in his "territory", he would have their butts cut off.

This leads Mario and Luigi to start screaming not to do it. Then Ben appears randomly and says they were here to find Mr. Squidge. The pirate thinks Ben meant the Legendary Squid he was searching. However Ben tells him it's his pet squid. Mario calls Ben a little $#!t and says that "[he] doomed us all". This leads Ben to take out his chainsaw again. The pirate tells the Bros. and Ben they are now on his crew to find the squid monster. Mario and Luigi get even more disappointed and Ben becomes excited. The pirate tells them his name is Cap'n Lardbutt and shows them his boat. Luigi notices a bucket, in which Larrbutt says that it is the pooper. Luigi reacts by pushing Ben off the boat.

Prior to leaving the sewers, Lardbutt asks is anyone wants to hear scary pirate stories. Mario responds that he rather sing stupid pirate songs. Lardbutt responds by singing "You are a Pirate," in which Mario collapses. 10 minutes later, everyone are having a fun time except Mario, who is rather annoyed and tells Luigi to stop it. He then tells Ben if they will get out of the boat if Mr Squidge is found. Ben says yes, in which Mario jumps into the water and catches a blooper, but Ben says that the blooper is not his pet. Everyone then searches for Mr Squidge while Lardbutt keeps on catching an orange fish. Mario gives up and says he would rather die. Luigi says the pirate and the passengers need a bigger boat. Ben tries to find a boat to steal, with Lardbutt saying that they at least tried after Ben says he cannot find a good boat. Mario, however, finds a boat on eBay, which appears and falls into the water after Mario buys the ship. Lardbutt reacts to the ship, which possibly means he loves the new ship.

On board the new ship, Lardbutt jumps around. Mario is pissed while Luigi has no idea what is going on. Mario claims the pirate is being constipated and wants to go home. Ben responds by asking about Mr Squidge. Mario responds to this by insulting that Mr. Squidge can suck his hairy ass, then saying that he does not care anymore, which send the two into a fight. Luigi watches, but does nothing except saying "Mama Mia!" Lardbutt likes the new ship and decides to celebrate with a sandwich. However, the two arguing people hit him, which results in him losing his sandwich. The two face the pirate, with Mario responding that Ben did it. Lardbutt then goes after Ben, then a troll face appears on Mario, which shows it is possible that he lied.

At night time, Ben is tied into a rope while Lardbutt tells Mario and Luigi how he became a pirate. Mario likes the story, but he tells him that he doesn't give a crap and wants to go home. Lardbutt replies that he never needed help finding the monster. He also tells Mario he will never get the "Pirate Booty." Lardbutt and Mario argue, until Mario goes naked, making Luigi go"damn!" and Lardbutt stepping back, shocked to see Mario naked. Mario celebrates, saying he has the pirate booty until lightning strikes him. All of a sudden, clouds form, and the earth begins to rumble. Mario asks what is going on, in which Lardbutt responds that the legends were true. The legend was "when tee full moon glows and the ultimate booty shows, the monster appears". The monster is revealed to be Gooper Blooper, who then appears in front of the ship, scaring Mario and Luigi.

When he hears the two scream, Ben asks about the monster's appearance. After he asks, the monster then grabs the ship, tilts it from side to side and then lifts it up into the air, with Luigi hanging on the steering wheel. Mario then decides to fight the monster by throwing a bomb-omb, but it does not work. He then tries the Waluigi Launcher, but it also fails. Mario then tries everything else possible in attempt to defeat the monster. He then goes looks to Lardbutt for other solutions, in which the pirate replies that Gooper Blooper cannot be defeated from the outside. Ben, on the other hand, is interested in the giant blooper monster.

Gooper Blooper them aims for Ben and shoots another blooper. When it passes Ben, it falls back down, in which the trapped toad realizes it is Mr Squidge. Realizing this, Ben untied himself from the rope and falls towards Gooper Blooper. The monster swallows him, choking during the process. Mario is then seen holding onto Lardbutt, who tells him to let go of himself. The ship, however, due to Gooper Blooper choking on Ben, he dies, making the ship fall back into the water. Luigi falls on his back, while Mario asks, "is it over?" Lardbutt sees the monster is dead, in which the sky finally clears up. Ben, on the other hand, is reunited with his lost pet. Mario, Luigi and Lardbutt stare at him. Lardbutt replies, "Well...tis be a crap pirate story..."

Lardbutt finally lets the other three go, and waves a final good-bye. He also warns them not to come near his sandwiches again. Mario also says good-bye, in which it is shown that Mr. Squidge is stuck on the back of Luigi's head. Mario also asks Luigi what to do with Gooper Blooper's corpse.

Back at the house of D, Mario announces that he and Luigi successfully clogged and unclogged the toilet. X just replies with a pathetic "woo-hoo." Mario also tells him that if he sees anything lying around, it was Ben's fault. The two then leave before X can ask a last minute question. Mario also asks him not to sue, in which the truck then crashes into an unknown object. X wonders about what they were talking about, in which he notices the corpse of the squid monster on top of his house. Ben then replies by saying "yay!"

Characters

Trivia

  • In this blooper, SMG4 shows up in the intro, but doesn't appears in, gets featured nor mentioned in the main story.
  • This is the first appearance of Captain LardButt.
  • "The KingAsylus91 intro which was changed by SMG4" intro has the first appearance of Luigi instead of Mario.
  • It has been shown that there exist in fact several Gourmet Guys. It's also revealed they love cookies just like the Bullies (in SMG4 canon).
  • This video marks Ben's reappearance after being absent for about a year. It's his third appearance in SMG4's bloopers, the first being "Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Two Great Friends!" and the second being "SM64 Bloopers: The Toadassass-ination". His appearance as a pirate in this video may have been inspired by a joke in one of the bloopers of OnyxKing67 (a Super Mario 64 machinimist inspired by SMG4).
  • Mario plumbing and trying to unclog X's toilet by a Bob-omb's explosion is probably a reference to the video "Mario for Hire."
  • When Mario is seen inside the pipe of the toilet, it appears as a train tunnel instead of a real pipeline.
  • This is the first time Waluigi's rubber ducky appears in a scene without the Wario Bros.
  • In 5:06, it was used the map of Course 2 "Carraig Beach" of the hack Star Revenge 3: Mario on an Saoire created by Brodute
    • Currently this hack had a remake called Star Revenge 3.5: Vacation of Cursed Dreams.
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's plan to destory SMG4 cause he felt like it · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: the 1337 p0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 465 to 474 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 475 to 484 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 485 to 494 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
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