SM64 Bloopers: Where the Wild Teletubbies are is a blooper made by SMG4. It involves SMG4, Mario and E. had going on some mission to discover where the teletubbies are coming from.
Synopsis
Mario and SMG4 are on an intergalactic mission to find out why there are so many god damn teletubbies around. With the help of the Professor E.GADD they discover the dark truth, the real reason why these creatures are coming alive.
Plot
At Cool Cool Mountain, SMG4 and Mario are trying to rescue a baby penguin that was accidentally dropped into a cottage by Mario. Of course the penguin refused to jump up. Suddenly, the penguin walked towards a fire place. Mario tells it to not do it, but it plays with the fire anyway, causing it to become something like a roast chicken. Then Mario said that penguins always get lost in there and they can come tomorrow, then SMG4 notices that there are a lot of Teletubbies in level, even one have a penguin toy in the face, then SMG4 asks Mario if he hasn't noticed a lot of teletubbies. Then he had a flashback remember when he was taking a sh*t and a teletubbie rise from the toilet saying "HELLLOOO", Then another flashback were Po was attacking Luigi with a crowbar and screaming in pain, and then he surrounded by teletubbies in the castle, and then with a retarded face saying probably nothing unusual. The next day the duo returns seeing that now the teletubbies are everywhere and SMG4 suggest to visit the only nerd in Mushroom Kingdom: Professor E. Gadd.
In E.Gadd labs the Professor is wacking teletubbies with a broom(Not very effective) while "out of this house" and screaming to them to get the f*ck out of there, finally he expulses them throwing a bowl of Tubbie Custard and block the door.He recives the duo and SMG4 ask if they can get rid of the excessive amounts of teletubbies, E. Gadd said to use brooms because they wack them out, but then Mario interrupted (With The Imperial March in background) said that they need to kmow their origin to burn them to the ground and steal all their spaghetti , then E.Gadd said that he watched strange images from satellites: First a teletubbie face in a green field, Then the teletubbies logo, then the Sun Baby face, Then some strips that look like p**nis SMG4 is devastated, Then a happy face but the image is interrupted by Mario chasing a pidgey, and Bowser with the Princess. After being interrupted by mario professor E Gadd recommends to investigate the U.T.O's (Unidentified Teletubbie Objects) the scene then shifts to smg4 and mario hiding in a bush wearing a teletubbie hat, they need to pass the main entrance to get to the courtyard(wich is fulla teletubbies) Mario sees Luigi drowing in teletubbies and want to join the crew but Luigi discovers him and tell every one that Luigi said that tubby custard sucked balls and everyone attacked Luigi. Mario and SMG4 escapped, afterwords smg4 and mario get to the coutryard but when they reach the courtyard they find a UFO that then pulls smg4 and mario in the scene then changes to show mario and smg4 in the UFO smg4 then suggests to hide which then smg4 thinks mario recommended the supply room as a hiding place but then mario says he was just pointing to the toilet in the supply room smg4 and mario hide in a create of mushrooms a little bit afterwords the scene shifts to show E gadd poking a teletubbie with a stick soon smg4 and mario make it to planet tubbie they get caught by a purple teletubbie then they quickly hide in a create of mushrooms again the scene then shifts to show E gadd playing jazz music while the teletubbie dances then the scene shifts again to show the teletubbies doing their ritual to call upon the sun god then the sun god says its time for new life then the shamon tubby bring a mushroom has sacrifice doing this scene we find out that the teletubbies are born from using mushrooms has sacrifice mario then runs saying "y'all crazy bitches" then mario gets caught by the teletubbies but quickly disguises as one then mario tries to act like a teletubbie but gets bitten by toy teeth which causes his disguise to fall off of him the scene shifts to show smg4 painting a sexy teletubbie painting E Gadd then calls upon Kirby to save them E Gadd and kirby then make it to planet tubbie E Gadd then uses the 3 weaknesses of the teletubbies: 1 be wacked witha a stick, 2 sexy jazz music, and the third and most powerful weakness: sexy teletubbie painting, then a teletubbies scream WTF and explode and die.
the sun god says for them to stop hurting their creations and wish if they wanted anything else and E Gadd smg4 and mario wish to 1 remove the excess teletubbies 2 get transported back to earth safely and 3 have a talking sun on earth the sun then grants their wishes and the scene cuts to show smg4 and mario sitting on the roof of peach's castle
smg4 and mario talk about how peaceful it is without the teletubbies mario then says on how awesome it is to have a talking sun here and the talking sun is shown to be a screaming sun then the blooper ends
Characters
- Mario
- SMG4
- Professor E. Gadd
- Teletubbies
- Sun Baby
- Penguin (cameo)
- Luigi (cameo)
- Bowser (cameo)
- Princess Peach (cameo)
- Aku Aku (cameo)
- Screaming Sun (cameo)
Transcript
- Note:[ ] indicates sound clips.
(Intro)
- Scene 1
(The episode opens on Cool, Cool Mountain, revealing a log cabin and a penguin. The scene then cuts to a close-up of SMG4).
SMG4: Dammit, Mario, have you gotten the penguin yet? [*Grunting*]
(The camera pans out to reveal that SMG4 is standing on top of the cabin, holding Mario's legs as the latter is looking down the chimney.)
MARIO: Shut up! I'm trying the best I can! [Hey, Stinky!] [Mama mia!]
(The camera cuts to inside the cabin, where Mario is dangling from the chimney and staring down at a Baby Penguin.)
MARIO: [Come here, Fishy-fishy! Here, Fishy-fishy!]
BABY PENGUIN: [*Random honking noises*] [NO!]
(Cuts back to SMG4 outside.)
SMG4: You had to throw that baby penguin around, didn't you?!
(Cuts back to Mario inside.)
MARIO: Quiet, you. I thought penguins could fly! :( [No!] [Mama mia...]
(Cuts down to the cabin floor, where there is a roaring fireplace. The Baby Penguin waddles onscreen.)
BABY PENGUIN: [*Random honking noises*] (Sees the fireplace and slides towards it.) [Ooooooooh!]
(Cuts back to Mario on the ceiling.)
MARIO: [No you don't!]
(Cuts back to the Baby Penguin, who is looking up at Mario and inching towards the fireplace.)
MARIO: (Off-screen) [No you don't!]
BABY PENGUIN: (Charges straight at the fire.) [*Random honking noises*]
(Cuts back to Mario. A whoosh of flames can be heard and the Baby Penguin's honking gets noticeably faster.)
MARIO:[MAMA-F*CKER!]
(Cuts back to SMG4 outside.)
SMG4: What happened?! Why does it smell like chicken?
(Cuts back to Mario inside. He is staring down at a roast chicken that used to be the Baby Penguin.)
MARIO: [Mmmmmm!]
(Cuts back to outside as Mario climbs out of the chimney.)
MARIO: Uhh... how about we come back tomorrow; penguins always get lost here. [Hmm...] [*Random Italian gibberish*]
(Cuts to SMG4)
SMG4: Alright, whatever. (Turns around.) [Oh-*stammers*- Oh, what the fuck?!]
(The camera cuts to down on the ground where there are some Teletubbies dancing. Lala slides on-screen with a penguin strapped to her face.)
TELETUBBIES: [Singing "Carol of the Bells"]
PENGUIN: [Noot-noot! (x2)]
(Cuts back to SMG4)
SMG4: Have you notice more and more Teletubbies appearing lately?
(Camera cuts to Mario and zooms in on him.)
MARIO: [Hmmm...]
(Cuts to a series of flashbacks. The first one is of Mario naked while using the toilet. Dipsy suddenly pops his head out from underneath Mario.)
DIPSY: [Hellooo!] [*Laugh track plays*]
(Cuts to another flashback at the Mario Brothers' home. Mario is sleeping in the top bunk, while Po is beating Luigi with a crow bar in the lower bunk.)
LUIGI: [*Screaming*]
MARIO: [*Snoring*] [Spaghetti...]
(Cuts to another flashback at Peach's Castle. Mario stares at an enormous crowd of Teletubbies hopping around in the castle entrance.)
TELETUBBIES: [Eh-oh! (Multiple Times)].
(Cuts back to the present, still closing in on Mario.)
MARIO: [Nah, it's probably nothing.]
(A black and white time card appears, titled: "The next day." The scene then cuts to the next day at Cool, Cool Mountain, where Mario stares at something with Patrick's Surprise expression on his face. SMG4 is standing next to him. The camera then cuts to the field by the cabin, which is now crowded with Teletubbies!)
TELETUBBIES: [Eh-oh! (Multiple Times)] [Tubby Custard! (Multiple Times)]
(Cuts back to Mario and SMG4.)
SMG4: Yeah, okay! Weird shit is definitely going on!
(Cuts only to SMG4.)
SMG4: We need the only nerd in the Mushroom Kingdom...
(Mario appears on-screen with a hopeful look in his eyes.)
MARIO: [It's-a me! Mario!] (SMG4 punches him and knocks him to the ground.) [AH!]
- Scene 2
(The next scene cuts to outside E. Gadd Laboratories, where a large crowd of Teletubbies is standing near the entrance.)
TELETUBBIES: [Eh-oh! (Multiple Times)] [Tubby Custard! (Multiple Times)] [Tinky Winky!]
(The camera cuts to inside the lab, where Professor E. Gadd is trying to fend of multiple Teletubbies with a broom, while Mario watches him from a distance.)
E. GADD: [Outta this house! (x2)] [Get the fuck outta here!] [*Punching Noises*]
(Cuts to an open doorway. E. Gadd throws a bowl of Tubby Custard into the next room from off-screen, and the Teletubbies dive in after it.)
TELETUBBIES: [Tubby Custard! (Multiple Times)]
(E. Gadd comes on-screen and seals off the room with a metal door.)
E. GADD: [JESUS FUCK!] [*Moaning*]
(Cuts to E. Gadd standing in front of Mario and SMG4.)
E. GADD: So... how can I help you fellows? [*Random Japanese gibberish*]
(Cuts to SMG4.)
SMG4: Uhh... we want to get rid of these excess Teletubbies...
(Cuts back to E. Gadd.)
E. GADD: Oh, I use a broom! :D It's really effective; knocks 'em down fast! [*Random Japanese gibberish*]
(Cuts to a side-angle. Mario appears on-screen, hovering over E. Gadd. "The Imperial March" starts to play in the background.)
MARIO: NO! We need to find their origins!... So we can burn them... and take their spaghetti!! :D [No!] [*Laughs* (Slowed Down)]
(Cuts back to E. Gadd.)
E. GADD: [Okie dokie!] (Flies off-screen. He reappears as the camera cuts to a computer.) I have been getting strange photos from satellites recently... [*Random Japanese gibberish*]
(Cuts to a close-up on the computer monitor as it plays static. It starts to display a series of photographs of various Teletubby-themed crop circles, while the X-Files theme plays in the background. The first image is of a Teletubby's head with its antenna giving off a radio signal. The second image is the Teletubbies logo. The third image is a picture of a penis. The camera briefly cuts away to SMG4.)
SMG4: Dear... God...
(Cuts back to the monitor. The fourth image is the Baby Sun. The fifth image is a picture of Po wearing sunglasses while making Tubby Custard. The final image is a piece of Tubby Toast with a bite mark on the side. Mario suddenly appears on the monitor, chasing after a Pidgey.)
MARIO: [Ooh, look, a bird! *Giggles*]
PIDGEY: [*Chirping*]
(Bowser suddenly appears on-screen as well, abducting Princess Peach in his Clown Car.)
PEACH: [*Screaming*]
BOWSER: [*Laughing*]
(Cuts to Mario and SMG4 in the real world. SMG4 turns to Mario with a skeptical look on his face, while Mario just smiles cheekily. The camera then cuts back to E. Gadd.)
E. GADD: I'm going to need you boys to investigate these U.T.O.s (Unidentified Teletubby Objects). I've been receiving large energy readings from the castle courtyard! [*Random Japanese gibberish*]
(Cuts back to Mario and SMG4. The latter looks determined, while the former just stares with a derpy look on his face.)
E. GADD: (Off-screen) The fate of the world rests in your hands... [*Random Japanese gibberish*]
- Scene 3
(The next scene cuts to the outside of Peach's Castle, as multiple Teletubbies surround it. The camera then cuts to a group of bushes, which Mario and SMG4 are hiding behind.)
SMG4: (Off-screen) Alright... wearing the disguise E. Gadd gave us?
MARIO: (Off-screen) No! I don't want to look gay! D: [No!] [Mama mia!]
SMG4: (Off-screen) Just shut up and do it!
(They both come out of their hiding spots wearing Teletubby hoods. SMG4 is dressed like Tinky Winky, while Mario is dressed like Po. The camera cuts to the Teletubbies in front of the castle as SMG4 tries to walk past them.)
SMG4: Uhh... yeah! Tubby... Custard... colorful shit. Uhh... drugs, woooo...
(He walks off-screen and Mario follows after him, hopping about.)
MARIO: [With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'!]
(Cuts to Luigi, who is panicking while the Teletubbies carry him above their heads.)
LUIGI: [Wah!] [Help! (x4)]
(Cuts back to Mario and SMG4.)
MARIO: OOH, LUIGI IS CROWD SURFING? I WANNA JOIN!!! [Woah!] [Holy Shit-o!] (Jumps off-screen.)
SMG4: [WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!]
(Cuts back to Luigi, who is still screaming. Mario suddenly dives in, laughing, which causes to the crowd to explode on impact. The camera then cuts to Luigi crawling on the ground.)
LUIGI: [Mama mia...] (Gets up and turns around to see his brother.) [Huh?] [Mario!]
(Cuts back to Mario.)
MARIO: [*Yelps*] (Walks back towards the Teletubbies.) Everybody! This guy said Tubby Custard sucks balls! [*Random Italian gibberish*]
(The camera zooms in on the Teletubbies as a dramatic chord plays. It then cuts to SMG4 and Mario sneaking into the castle, as Luigi's screams, growling, and roaring fire are heard off-screen. Inside the castle, Mario and SMG4 open a door to the courtyard and peer inside.)
SMG4: [Ho-ly fuck!]
[Cuts to the courtyard, where more Teletubbies are standing outside as a giant UFO hovers over them. It activates a tractor beam the envelopes them in a yellow light. The camera cuts back to SMG4 and Mario, who are trying to run back, but get pulled in to the UFO with the Teletubbies, screaming.)
TELETUBBIES: [Eh-oh! (Multiple Times)] [Tubby Custard (Multiple Times)]
MARIO: [Sweet, merciful crap!]
(Cuts back to the UFO, which takes off and flies into space. The scene then fades to black.)
- Scene 4
Trivia
- This blooper's title is probably a reference to the storybook "Where the Wild Things Are" by Maurice Sendak.
- The Teletubby tribesman wears a mask that resembles Aku Aku from the Crash Bandicoot series.
- SMG4's scream after the Sun Baby appears is from the infamous movie Troll 2.
- The cover photo consists of a Windows XP background, Dipsy, Po, Professer E. Gadd, SMG4, Mario, and the sun baby.