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SM64 Guides: How to get a valentines! (Valentines special) is a video by SuperMarioGlitchy4.

Synopsis

In this year's Valentine's Day special, Mario teaches the viewer how to get a Valentine by using Peach as not only an example, but also his Valentine, even though it will go badly when he tries to impress her, the retarded way.

Plot

Daisy is watching the view from a hilltop, then Wario walks to her to give her a valentine card, which says "give me ur bewbs". Daisy gives a sarcastic happy look, just as soon as Wario says "Show me your boobs!", she kicks him away from her. Then Mario appears to start the tutorial.

Step 1: Finding the Special One

Before starting, Mario points out that "dolls and weird toys" don't count as Valentine partners and he commands weirdos to get out. This depresses Luigi and Don. The first step is to find the girl you want. Mario recommends doing it in a place called, OUTSIDE. He then selects his prey, while the viewer can find his/her's. He rejects Toadette and Dr. Eggman before finding Peach. He has found his target in happiness.

Step 2: Approaching the person

Mario tells to walk towards the date in a sexy style. He does this because he thinks Toad's technique can't work. Then, he shows what happened to Toad and how he got to jail because of his technique.

The dater can approach in the Swagalicious, Sexy bump, Mating call, and Knockout ways, as shown off by Mario.

Step 3: Confessing your love

Mario tells to get a present to show affection towards your date. He recommends spaghetti, heart shaped crap, flowers, AIDS, and a picture of yourself naked, as perfect presents. Heart presents get all the ladies.

Mario's example shows off him "giving his heart forever" if Peach becomes his Valentine. Before receiving an answer, he literally rips his heart out of his body. This kills him, causing Peach to scream in horror.

After that, Mario recommends adding a compliment after you show off. His example is very sexist, saying he wants pussy.

Step 4: Dealing with rejection

You're supposed to accept it when you get rejected. However, Mario is crying in extreme depression while Peach happily spins.

Step 4.5: Kidnapping

An alternate plan is considered when rejected, which is kidnapping the date in Bowser's style. Mario shows this off by dragging Peach on his car. This shocks SMG3.

Step 5: Having the Date

The date is now set and you have to not screw this up to make it. To do this, you need to set the mood. Mario proves this by flirting with Peach, who is knocked out. He thinks she's bored, forcing him to spice it up. His compliment starts kind, but gets kinda rude. This works for him anyway. He then tells you to go for the kill. He does it by doing a "seductive" dance. This kinda works. This makes Mario VERY happy, saying he's "getting that butt tonight".

Step 6: Sexy Time

Mario congratulates you by making it to home run, SOMEHOW. He gives tips to not screw up your sex: Don't fart, don't hump too hard, and don't say other people's names. Mario's performance is dancing to Gentleman by PSY. Going in, he is naked. A policeman breaks in because people reported that someone stole Peach and tells Mario. He then lies by saying that it is Edwardo, not Peach. The officer believes him. Peach asks Mario if she needs the gun, shocking the officer. He yells that "Edwardo" is loaded, causing a wild police chase to start.

Step 7: Running away from the cops

Mario, now a wanted criminal, says that the jealous cops want to get your girl, so its best advice is to fend off the jelly people. Then, he says to use the rocket launcher in this situation, shocking Peach. He then proceeds to shoot at two police cars, causing them to explode. He asks if isn't romantic. However, a tank appears, blocking Mario's chance for escape. He then throws her as a last option to escape from being in prison, but it didn't work, as Mario was caught by cops.

Step 8: Being in Prison

Mario, now enraged being in jail for kidnapping, says "You know what?! Screw Valentines Day! I'm just going back to eating spaghetti! Spaghetti understands me and doesn't get me arrested" Then, Toad appears and asks him to be his valentines. But, Mario disagrees, and he says "Hello, loneliness, my old friend.", ending the video.

Characters

Trivia

  • The beginning scene is an obvious retake of the "Arby N' the Chief" "Titties or GTFO" scene, where as Chief asks his crush "titties or GTFO" before being severely punched by the girl.
  • When Mario shoots a rocket launcher at the cops, the rocket is a Banzai Bill sprite from Super Mario World.
  • When in prison with Toad, Mario replies to Toad asking if he wants to be his valentine by saying "how 'bout no?", this comes from Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.
  • When Mario is rejected by Peach, Peach is seen spinning around in the background, this animation is from the infamous 2005 Nintendo DS game, Super Princess Peach.
  • Better lighting effects appear on the Mario 64 model when Mario is doing his naked "Mating Dance" and at one point when he’s dancing.
  • This is the last SuperMarioGlitchy4 blooper to use Luigi as a recolored Mario. As of his next appearance, SM64 Shorts: The Plumber Problem, Luigi uses a different model to be more like his in-game design.
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Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
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Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
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Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
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Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
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Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
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Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
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Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
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Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
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Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
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Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
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Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
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Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
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Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
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Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 6 · Episode 7 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 8 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 9 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 10
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