SM64 Guides: How to Get a Valentine! (Valentine's Special)

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SM64 Guides: How to get a valentines! (Valentines special)

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Air date

February 14, 2016

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Directed by

SuperMarioGlitchy4

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SM64 Guides: How to get a valentines! (Valentines special) is a video by SuperMarioGlitchy4.

Synopsis

In this year's Valentine's Day special, Mario teaches the viewer how to get a Valentine by using Peach as not only an example, but also his Valentine, even though it will go badly when he tries to impress her, the retarded way.

Opening

Daisy is watching the view from a hilltop, then Wario walks to her to give her a valentine card, which says "give me ur bewbs". Daisy gives a sarcastic happy look before knocking Wario away from her. Then Mario appears to start the tutorial.

Step 1

Before starting, Mario points out that "dolls and weird toys" can't work as Valentines. This depresses Luigi and Don. The first step is to find the girl you want. Mario recommends doing it in a place called, OUTSIDE. He then selects his prey, while the viewer can find his/her's. He rejects Toadette and Dr. Eggman before finding Peach. He has found his target in happiness.

Step 2

Mario tells to walk towards the date in a sexy style. He does this because he thinks Toad's technique can't work.

The dater can approach in the Swagalicious, Sexy, Mating, and Knockout ways, as shown off by Mario.

Step 3

Mario tells to get a present to show affection towards your date. He recommends spaghetti, heart shaped crap, flowers, AIDS, and a picture of yourself naked, as perfect presents. Heart presents get all the ladies.

Mario's example shows off him "giving his heart forever" if Peach becomes his Valentine. Before receiving an answer, he literally rips his heart out of his body. This kills him, causing Peach to scream in horror.

After that, Mario recommends adding a compliment after you show off. His example is very sexist, saying he wants pussy.

Step 4

You're supposed to accept it when you get rejected. However, Mario is crying in extreme depression.

Step 4.5

An alternate plan is considered when rejected, which is kidnapping the date in Bowser's style. Mario shows this off by dragging Peach on his car. This shocks SMG3.

Step 5

The date is now set and you have to not screw this up to make it. To do this, you need to set the mood. Mario proves this by flirting with Peach, who is knocked out. He thinks she's bored, forcing him to spice it up. His compliment starts kind, but gets kinda rude. This works for him anyway. He then tells you to go for the kill. He does it by doing a "seductive" dance. This kinda works. This makes Mario VERY happy, saying he's "getting that butt tonight".

Step 6

Mario congratulates you by making it to home run, SOMEHOW. He gives tips to not screw up your sex. Don't fart, don't hump too hard, and don't say other people's names. Mario's performance is dancing to Gentleman by PSY. Going in, he is naked. A policeman breaks in because people reported that someone stole Peach and tells Mario. He then lies by saying that it is Edwardo, not Peach. The officer believes him. Peach asks Mario if she needs the gun, shocking the officer. He yells that "Edwardo" is loaded, causing a wild police chase to start.

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