SM64 Guides: How to Get dem Coins.

SM64 Guides: How to Get dem Coins.
Season	6
Episode	16
Overall	274
Blooper Information
U.S. airdate	May 15, 2016
Series	SMG4
Viewers	4M+ views
Credits
Idea by/Written by	Luke Lerdwichagul
Directed by	Luke Lerdwichagul
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SM64 Guides: How to Get dem Coins. is the sixteenth episode of Season 6 and the two hundred and seventy-fourth overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This episode was aired on May 15, 2016.

Synopsis

Join mario as he takes you through some cool tips to get that dough! (disclaimer: 90% chance you will die, be arrested or lose money) :D

Plot

The first step was to get some help from "Mr. Piggy Bank". Mario was going to look at what was inside his piggy bank, but he was too rough with it and accidentally punched it, which fell onto the floor and broke. After that, Mario decided to deliberately destroy other people's piggy banks. The first piggy bank he broke was in someone's bedroom. The second piggy bank he broke was SMG4's. Mario broke three more in a shop, much to the anger of the shopkeeper. But when Mario wanted to break Steve's piggy bank, Steve gave Mario a pig instead. The last piggy bank Mario tried to break was big one belonged to Bowser. Bowser was horrified when he saw what Mario was doing with it.

The next step was to ask money from close ones. Mario asked Luigi for money, but Luigi said that Mario already owed him a lot of coins. Mario was depressed, so Luigi had to take pity on him. But when Mario said he needed 1,000,000 coins, Luigi exploded. Mario was angry because Luigi only left one coin.

The next step was to sell some stuff, although Mario calls it "old crap". Mario tried to sell a Toad, but the cashier said that they had way too many Toads already in stock. Mario tried selling a rock, but the cashier said that they had enough of those as well. Mario wanted to do a LGBT-related show for the cashier, but the cashier said that he was to wait in the "People doing freaky crap for money. line".

The next step was to borrow money from the bank. First, Mario says that you don’t have to be obvious it’s weapons. Then, Mario says that you don’t need a friend because they’ll screw things up. Finally, Mario said the only thing you need to take to the bank is a poker face. Mario went in the bank with a scary poker look on his face, scaring someone and other bankers with the horrified at the look on Mario's face. Mario got really cruel with him and commanded SMG3 to give him the money. He threatened to shoot him, but SMG3 told him to wait in the money withdraws line. As Mario was waiting in line he was surprised when he looked behind him and saw that there were three security guards there for threatening SMG3.

The next step was selling drugs. Mario was selling mushrooms for sale. Frankie was selling muffins. The two of them went up against each other to get Yoshi to buy something from their stall. Frankie puts a "with sprinkles" sign to indicate that he was selling mushrooms with sprinkles. Mario put a "0.1% off drug prices" sign. Frankie introduced a limited edition poop muffin. Mario put a "Death guaranteed drugs!" sign. Frankie announced that muffins were for free. Mario was on the top of his stall saying "YOU MUST BUY". Frankie had hookers for sale. Yoshi was so surprised that he exploded, although Mario and Frankie were not upset.

The next step was to blackmail someone. Mario sent Scuttlebug through a hole in Luigi's house. Luigi was scared and panicked. He begged Mario(who came into his house as Scuttlebug scared him) to kill it, but Mario was ignoring him. He offered to give him money if he killed that Scuttlebug. Mario tried to shoot it, but Scuttlebug jumped on his face and attacked him. Mario pressed a remote button and a Bob-Omb fell from a satellite all the way to the Mario Bros' house. The house was on fire and so was Luigi. Mario then asked Luigi if he could have his money, but Luigi was not in the mood.

The next step was donating. Mario tried to be a hobo first, then he tried to do a charity. Then afterwards he tried being the crazy person but nobody gave him money. The last thing he tried was performing. He sang "Everyone Has Aids". He thought he was doing a favor for every person by showing how he was good at performing, but because the song he was singing wasn't nice, Mario was interrupted by someone who threw a rock at him.

The next step was being a wallet inspector. SMG4 was the wallet inspector in this step. He tried inspecting FM54321, but FM54321 knew he was a fake already. SMG4 popped his head out from a bin, slid past a window, popped his head out of a toilet, much to the shock of Wario and finally, he popped his head out from a stroller, much to the horror of X.

The next step was to use your imagination. Mario imagined that it was raining coins. He was having such a great time that he was surprised when he suddenly realized that he was messing about with Toadsworth. Mario put a paper bag on him so he wouldn't have to see him.

The final step was to get a job. Mario got a spaghetti-eating job, but was tricked by Mr Piggy Bank, who wanted revenge on him for killing his family. Mario got tossed out of the window after being shot a couple of times. SMG4 is seems flying in the wallet inspector costume.

Characters

Main Characters

• Mario

Supporting Characters

• Luigi
• SMG4
  • The Wallet Inspector
• Frankie
• Yoshi

Minor Characters

• CrimsonMan5
• Mr. Piggy Bank debut
• Other Piggy Banks
• Royal Mushroom Kingdom Police
• TheCatsablanca
• Scuttlebug
• SMG3

Cameos

• Toadsworth
• Peach
• Steve
• Pig
• Bowser
• Toad
• Toads
• Rocks
• Wario
• Don
• Toad Barrage
• Samus Aran
• Kermit the Frog debut
• Bob-omb
• MCGustavo
• OiramOiram12345
• EpicYoshiFan
• Silent Guy
• Santa Claus As a regular person
• Rock
• FM
• Goomba
• X

Deaths

• Yoshi exploded after he so surprised during he want Mushroom or cupcake.
• Scuttlebug died in Mario's house explosion.

Continuity

• Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Youtube Mario?: The Mario Happy Face Foundation makes a return.

Trivia

• This is the first blooper featuring an intro by MickeyMario64.
• This is the last SMG4 video to use Toadsworth as a recolored Toad.
• It reveals that the brothers were drowning in debt (which was meant to be a joke).

Errors

• There is a goof where Mario's bill tells him that he needs 10,000,000 coins to repair the castle, but he tells Luigi that he needs 1,000,000 coins.

References

• Cast Away: When SMG4 lost his piggy bank, Chuck Noland's voice is heard.
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day: The quote "Hasta la vista, baby!" was said by Mario.
• Tenacious D: The line "I'm gonna f*ck you" is from the song "F*ck You Gently".

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