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How to Get dem Coins. is the sixteenth episode of Season 6 and the two hundred and seventy-fourth overall to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.
This episode was aired on May 15, 2016.
Synopsis
Join mario as he takes you through some cool tips to get that dough! (disclaimer: 90% chance you will die, be arrested or lose money) :D
Plot
After the intro, it was revealed that Mario burned down the castle, Peach was mad, and put the bill of 10 million coins on Mario's shoulders.
The first step was to get some help from "Mr. Piggy Bank". Mario was going to look at what was inside his piggy bank, but he was too rough with it and punched it, which fell onto the floor and broke. After that, Mario decided to deliberately destroy other people's piggy banks. The first piggy bank he broke was in Peach's bedroom and it contained a lot of money. The second piggy bank he broke was SMG4's. Mario broke three more in a shop, much to the anger of the shopkeeper. But when Mario wanted to break Steve's piggy bank, Steve gave Mario a living pig instead. The last piggy bank Mario tried to break was big one belonged to Bowser. Bowser was horrified when he saw what Mario was doing with it.
The next step was to ask money from close ones. Mario asked Luigi for money, but Luigi said that Mario already owed him a lot of coins. Mario was depressed, so Luigi had to take pity on him. But when Mario said he needed 1,000,000 coins, Luigi exploded. Mario was angry because Luigi only left one coin.
The next step was to sell some stuff, although Mario calls it "old crap". Mario tried to sell a Toad, but the cashier said that they had way too many Toads already in stock. Mario tried selling a rock, but the cashier said that they had enough of those as well. Mario wanted to do a LGBT-related show for the cashier, but the cashier said that he was to wait in the "People doing freaky crap for money. line".
The next step was to "borrow" (steal) money from the bank. First, Mario says that you shouldn't use weapons, since they make it too obvious. Then, Mario says that you don’t need any friends because they’ll screw things up. Finally, Mario said the only thing you need to take to the bank is a poker face. Mario went in the bank with a scary poker look on his face, scaring someone and other bankers with the horrified at the look on Mario's face. Mario got really cruel with him and commanded SMG3 to give him the money. He threatened to shoot him, but SMG3 told him to wait in the money withdraws line. As Mario was waiting in line he was surprised when he looked behind him and saw that there were three security guards there for threatening SMG3.
The next step was selling drugs. Mario was selling mushrooms for sale, and cleared himself with the police. Yoshi came along to buy a mushroom, but it was revealed that Frankie was selling muffins next to Mario's drug stand. The two of them went up against each other to get Yoshi to buy something from their stall. Frankie puts a "with sprinkles" sign to indicate that he was selling mushrooms with sprinkles. Mario put a "0.1% off drug prices" sign. Frankie introduced a limited edition poop muffin. Mario put a "Death guaranteed drugs!" sign. Frankie announced that muffins were for free. Mario was on the top of his stall saying "YOU MUST BUY". Frankie had hookers for sale. Yoshi was so surprised that he exploded, although Mario and Frankie were not upset.
The next step was to blackmail someone. Mario sent Scuttlebug through a hole in Luigi's house. Luigi was scared and panicked. He begged Mario(who came into his house as Scuttlebug scared him) to kill it, but Mario was ignoring him. He offered to give him money if he killed that Scuttlebug. Mario tried to shoot it, but Scuttlebug jumped on his face and attacked him. Mario pressed a remote button and a Bob-Omb fell from a satellite all the way to the Mario Bros' house. The house was on fire and so was Luigi. Mario then asked Luigi if he could have his money, but Luigi was not in the mood.
The next step was donating. Mario tried to be a hobo first, then he tried to do a charity. Then afterwards he tried being the crazy person but nobody gave him money. The last thing he tried was performing. He sang "Everyone Has AIDS". He thought he was doing a favor for every person by showing how he was good at performing, but because the song he was singing wasn't nice, Mario was interrupted by someone who threw a rock at him.
The next step was being a wallet inspector. SMG4 was the wallet inspector in this step. He tried inspecting FM54321, but FM54321 knew he was a fake already. SMG4 popped his head out from a bin, slid past a window, popped his head out of a toilet, much to the shock of Wario and finally, he popped his head out from a stroller, much to the horror of X.
The next step was to use your imagination. Mario imagined that it was raining coins. He was having such a great time that he was surprised when he suddenly realized that he was messing about with Toadsworth. Mario put a paper bag on him so he wouldn't have to see him.
The final step was to get a job. Mario got a spaghetti-eating job, but was tricked by Mr Piggy Bank, who wanted revenge on him for killing his family. Mario got tossed out of the window after being shot a couple of times. SMG4 is seems flying in the wallet inspector costume.
Characters
Main Characters
Supporting Characters
Minor Characters
- Paradox debut As a cashier
- Crimsonman5 As a cashier
- Mr. Piggy Bank debut
- Other Piggy Banks
- Royal Mushroom Kingdom Police
- TheCatsablanca
- Scuttlebug
- SMG3
Cameos
- Toadsworth
- Peach
- Steve
- Pig
- Bowser
- Toad
- Toads
- Rocks
- Wario
- Don
- Toad Barrage
- Samus Aran
- Kermit the Frog debut
- Bob-omb
- MCGustavo
- OiramOiram12345
- EpicYoshiFan
- Silent Guy
- Santa Mario
- Rock
- FM
- Goomba
- X
Deaths
- Yoshi exploded after he so surprised during he wanted one of Mario's drug Mushrooms or Frankie's cupcakes.
- Scuttlebug died in Mario's house explosion.
Continuity
- Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Youtube Mario?: The Mario Happy Face Foundation makes a return.
Trivia
- This is the first blooper featuring an intro by MickeyMario64.
- This is the last SMG4 video to use Toadsworth as a recolored Toad.
- It reveals that the brothers were drowning in debt (which was meant to be a joke).
Errors
- There is a goof where Mario's bill tells him that he needs 10,000,000 coins to repair the castle, but he tells Luigi that he needs 1,000,000 coins.
- In the description, Mario's name is lowercase.
References
- Cast Away: When SMG4 lost his piggy bank, Chuck Noland's voice is heard.
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day: The quote "Hasta la vista, baby!" was said by Mario.
- Team America: World Police: The "Everyone has AIDS" song that Mario sang comes from this movie.
- Tenacious D: The line "I'm gonna f*ck you" is from the song "F*ck You Gently".
Music Used
- 0:11 - Playing The Game; Mario Party 1 (N64)
- 0:27, 0:58, 1:30, 2:09, 3:10, 4:08, 5:14, 5:53, 6:28, 7:03 - Rolf Asberg - Latin Lesson; SpongeBob SquarePants
- 0:30 - Intermezzo; Dragon Quest VIII (PS2)
- 0:44 - Overworld Theme; Super Mario Bros. (NES)
- 1:01, 1:19 - Super Pipe House: Super Mario RPG (SNES)
- 1:15 - Sad Romance; Ji Pyeong Kwon
- 1:33 - Chicken Bone; Cowboy Bebop Blue
- 1:58 - Careless Whisper; George Michael
- 2:11 - Super Mario Bros. 2 - Overworld Theme (Remix); WillRock07
- 2:28, 2:57 - Local Forecast (Elevator); Kevin MacLeod
- 2:48 - Syd Dale - Gunning For Danger; SpongeBob SquarePants
- 3:12 - Cool Guy Has Chill Day; Lonely Boy Ind.
- 3:31 - Huffin' and Puffin' [Paper Mario REMIX]; MystykNess
- 3:46 - Messiah: Hallelujah Chorus; George Frideric Handel
- 3:57 - Monkey See, Monkey D'oh; The Simpsons Hit & Run (Multi-Platform)
- 4:10 - Jungle Adventure (DK's Board); Mario Party 1 (N64)
- 4:31, 4:42, 4:49 - Smorgs Battle; Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (GC)
- 4:39, 4:45 - Main Title: Paper Mario (N64)
- 5:21 - Dick Stephen Walter - Lonely Violin; SpongeBob SquarePants
- 5:26 - Super Mario Bros. 3 - Underwater (Remix); silentzorah
- 5:32 - Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop); Scatman John
- 5:43 - Everyone Has Aids; Team America World Police
- 6:03 - Drowsy: Dr. Luigi (Wii U)
- 6:37 - Walking on Sunshine; Katrina And The Waves
- 7:06 - Drunken Waltz; Hotel Dusk Room 215 (DS)
- 7:20 - John Cameron - Crime Squad/Four O' Clock Earthquake; SpongeBob SquarePants
- 7:44 - Super Mario Land Millenium (OC ReMoved); Deep Black Skys
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| Video 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
| Season 15 | |
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| Overall Video 916 to 925 | Mario Drinks Water (Gallery · Transcript) · Mario Gets Lost In A Shopping Mall (Gallery · Transcript) · REMASTERED64: If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2 (Gallery · Transcript) · The Fight Of All Time (Gallery · Transcript) · Find Luigi (Gallery · Transcript) · MARIO’S DEATHRUN (Gallery · Transcript) · IT'S A ME......... (Gallery · Transcript) · Mario Gambles His Life (Gallery · Transcript) · Hobo Mario (Gallery · Transcript) · You Shouldnt Have Done That (Gallery · Transcript) |
| Overall Video 926 to 935 | Enough is Enough (Gallery · Transcript) · Silence Of The Cats [TRAILER] (Gallery · Transcript) · Silence Of The Cats (Gallery · Transcript) · Mario Cleans The House (Gallery · Transcript) · This Will Be Mario In 2030 (Gallery · Transcript) · The Lil' Fellas (Gallery · Transcript) · LETS MAKE A DEAL (Gallery · Transcript) · Mario Soup (Gallery · Transcript) · Super SMG4 Party (Gallery · Transcript) · The Race of All Time (Gallery · Transcript) |
| Overall Video 936 to 945 | He Was Denied Switch 2 (Gallery · Transcript) · The Internet Is Dead (Gallery · Transcript) · SMG3's New Mascot (Gallery · Transcript) · SPLIT (Gallery · Transcript) · PrisonVision (Gallery · Transcript) · SMG4 Season 15 Video 941 · SMG4 Season 15 Video 942 · SMG4 Season 15 Video 943 · SMG4 Season 15 Video 944 · SMG4 Season 15 Video 945 |
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