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SM64 Guides: Toadsworth's How to - Princess is a video of SMG4 made as a guide made by Toadsworth teaching the Princess Peach how to become a better Princess. However, most attempts in this guide fail, unsurprisingly.
Sypnosis
Ever wondered how princess peach is so elegant in everything she does? THAN ASK FROM THE GREATEST GRANDPA IN TOWN! ...Toadsworth. :P
Plot
Intro
Princess Peach gets the whole castle to herself so she starts to act non-princess-ey in the castle. Therefore, Toadsworth decides to give her his lessons again. But Peach already has Bowser kidnap her to avoid having to learn.
Eating! Like A Princess
Toadsworth instructs Peach that princesses are polite when around the table. Then he asks Princess Peach if she can hold a fork in her left or right hand, but she can't answer. So he says that Peach should prove to him that she can do it. She accepts, but Peach eats a cheeseburger and Toadsworth says "NO!", throwing Toad, upsetting her. Toadsworth says that princesses do not eat poor food, they eat top notch classy food, he then asks her to pass him a classy mushroom. But Peach throws him a poisoned mushroom instead, causing him to turn blue as he chokes and coughs.
Staying Safe! Like A Princess
This lesson takes place outside Peach's castle. Toadsworth warns her that Bowser is always trying to capture her. So that's why she should always play safely outside. Peach asks him how she should do it. He says that it's a good question and he let her show it. He wears a similar dress, even calling himself as Princess Toadsworth! Bowser suddenly appears and snatches him, thinking that he caught Peach. Toadsworth interrupts Bowser, freaking him out and drives uncontrollably until his ship crashes.
Conversation! Like A Princess
Now Toadsworth tells Peach that a princess must have elegance in the conversation. So he's invited someone to help her master it, Steve (dressed as a royal prince), surprising Peach. Toadsworth says that they will converse and he'll be going to go back and watch. As Peach and Steve converse; Peach says hi, and Steve replies "Ha-ha, pumpkins!". Peach giggles, but Bowser cries and runs away, heartbroken.
Playing an instrument! Like A Princess
Toadsworth says that all princesses need to have a musical to wow their followers, Toadsworth then shows off that he can play a rock guitar. He then asks Peach if she can play an instrument, she replies if mayonnaise is an instrument, Toadsworth replies with "ummm...no". Peach then has an idea, and starts playing the piano. Toadsworth, annoyed, says "Fu*k this!".
Cooking! Like A Princess
Toadsworth states to the princess saying that she needs to improve the quality of her cakes. Mario also asks if he can help, Toadsworth then replies saying that he shouldn't. Mario mishears what Toadsworth said and believes that he said he likes the cake he baked (Which is on fire). Two Toads then stand near it asking what it's meant to be. Toadsworth says not to touch it, Mario then attempts to rip Toadsworth's face off. The Two toads are then shown eating the cake Mario cooked. After eating it, one grows a beard and the other one has its spots on its head replaced with a random face, leading both of them to freak out.
SINGING! Like A Princess
Toadsworth then explains to the princess that all princesses need to know how to sing, also asking her if she has seen any Disney movies. Peach says that she doesn't know if she can, Toadsworth replies saying to try it. Peach then precedes to sing, Toadsworth says to try harder and then begins to sing 'horribly' himself. Dogs start to bark at him and a man tells Toadsworth to shut up.
Getting stolen and saved.. Like A Princess
Toadsworth teaches Peach that she must be stolen in style since princesses are always in trouble and they always call for the hero. He calls Bowser but he's still crying from what happened when Peach had a conversation with Steve. His grandma comes in and tells him to pick up the phone, but Bowser screams "SHUT UP Grandma!" and continues crying. Toadsworth says the phone reception never works since Bowser didn't answer, so he decides to do this himself instead. As Toadsworth plays like his evil self, he ties Peach to a train track and brings Mario out to rescue her. Toadsworth tells Mario that Princess Peach is in danger, but Mario says "Great, now where's the bathroom?". Toadsworth, confused, says if he is gonna save her, Mario then replies "BITCH, DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE? NO!". Eventually, Luigi shows up and manages to save Peach from the incoming train, only to get run over when he started dancing on the train tracks. But even after rescuing her, Peach still runs towards Mario and thanks him (but Mario doesn't care), leaving Luigi sad as he wonders why doesn't no one pay attention to him, he then gets run over by another train on the same track he is standing on.
MORE PRINCESS STUFF!
Peach angrily yells that she had enough of Toadsworth's Princess guides, but Toadsworth wasn't pleased and tells Peach that she still needs to have princess manners. Peach argues that he can't tell her what to do because he's not her father. Toadsworth then sings "I'm not your daddy I'm your grandpa!", during his song, he dances like an idiot and then on Peach. Irritated, Peach kicks him out of the castle, Toadsworth thinking that she'll never learn. Toadsworth then decides to be a princess and puts on a dress from earlier, and Bowser captures him for good and they ride to the moonlight as they agree to make love tonight.
Characters
Main Characters
- Princess Peach
- Toadsworth debut
Supporting Characters
Minor Characters
- Steve (as "Royal Prince Steve")
- Toad
- Other Toad
- Luigi
Cameos
- Yoshi
- Wario
- Granny Koopa
- Thomas the Tank Engine debut Theme and Face Only
Trivia
- This is one of the few bloopers to have Princess Peach as a main character without the rest of the gang.
- This is SMG4's second video to not released on Sunday since uploads became weekly. The first was SMG4'S CANDY VAN IS HERE! (t-shirts and stuff).
- This is the first appearance of Toadsworth.
- Granny Koopa from SM64: Cooking with Bowser and Mario! reappears.
- At one point, Princess Peach asks "Is mayonnaise an instrument?", a reference to the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, Band Geeks. This line was a popular meme on the internet.
- When the train is about to run over Peach, the classic Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends theme song plays. Later, Thomas's face is plastered onto the front of the train.
- The face that is on Thomas is the "Thomas O face", which is a popular Internet meme.
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Pre-Season 1 | |
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Episodes 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
Season 14 | |
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Overall Episodes 858 to 867 | Mario Opens a Can Of Beans · Mario Reacts to Lethal Nintendo Memes · You Used To Be Cool... · CEO OF RIZZ · REMASTERED64: WHO LET THE CHOMP OUT? · Mario Reacts To SMG4's Browser History · SMG4 NEWS · TRASH FRIENDS · The Day My Arm Went Psycho · SMG4 and SMG3 Rank SMG4 Characters |
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