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This page is the transcript for SM64 Tales: Thwompin' and Whompin'.
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(Shows a stage. Cuts to King Whomp)
King Whomp: Ahhh, beautiful day today. I can walk on spot all day!
(Mario appears.)
Mario: Hello, f***er!
King Whomp(on a walkie-talkie): Get that motherf***er!
Piranha Plant: I got him, I got him!! (Mario passes him) Dammit!!
Bomp: ALRIGHT, MY WALL BROTHERS! ACTIVATE SUPER WALL HUMP!
(The Bomps attempt to throw Mario off the stage, only for him to pass through the Bomps. Mario then passes through a Thwomp.)
Thwomp: No! I can't let that plumber win again! (His attempts at crushing Mario prove futile.) F*** you d***.
(A piranha plant dies, followed by the Thwomp to chase a scared Mario. Whomp notices the commotion behind him.)
Whomp: Huh??
(Thwomp still chases Mario.)
Whomp: OHH! I GOT DIS!
Dr Eggman: If you wanna be gangsta you gotta play hard!
(Thwomp and Whomp arrive at a door)
Koopa: WHAT IS IT?!
(Thwomp appears)
Thwomp: TWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!
(The Toad and Koopa scream)