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(SMG4 intro.) (Scenes show on a highway, Mario, Bob, Tari, Boopkins, and JubJub observing their car that has lost a tire.)
Boopkins: Oh no, the tire is completely gone! This isn't good guys!
Bob: You just had to drive through that cactus field Mario!
Mario: I'll f**kin' do it again.
Tari: Don't worry guys! We'll find a way out of this!
(Mario tries to find a replacement to the lost tire. He Searches until he finds JubJub. He thinks it's a great replacement.)
Boopkins: How? We don't have a spare tire, though-
(He sees Mario placing JubJub on the side of the axis.
Boopkins: MARIO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!?????
(Mario places JubJub in the side of the axis, fixing it until it's fixed.)
Mario: Job Done.
(The tire is now replaced and ready.)
Mario: Welcome to Mario Kart!
Mario: Hee hee! I got it! Lets-a-go!
(As Mario drives, JubJub comes off, causing the car to turn upside down. He burns the car and himself, too.)
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
JubJub: [Laughter]
Mario (still on fire): Well, I've done all I can do.
Boopkins: Don't worry guys, Me and JubJub are gonna go find some help. Let's go JubJub.
JubJub: [Happy]
(Boopkins picks up JubJub and they leave)
Bob: Well, what do you guys want to do to pass the time?
Mario (now a skeleton on fire): Y'know Marios feeling a bit thirsty.
Tari: Hmm...
(She tries to find a place where they can stay. She finally finds something.)
Tari: Guys look!
(She points to a farm.)
Mario: A FARM! MABYE THEY HAVE FOOD!
(Mario goes to the farm)
Bob: Oh, oh! Maybe they have hoes!
(Bob goes as well)
Tari: No no, guys! We need someone to help us with the car!
(She follows Mario and Bob)
Mario: Hmm...
Rob: Cough Cough.
Mario: ?
Rob's Audio Tape: Hey kids, you wan't some corn? MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I put a whole bag of corn upp my ass.
Everyone Else(Bob, Mario, Tari): [Screaming]
Mario: Run, bitch!
(Everyone else runs to another place.)
Mario: Mama mia...
Tari: Hello? Anyone home?? Mr Farmer Sir?
(Mario Sees Corn.)
Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Tari: Mario, don't touch anything. It's not ours!
(Mario Turns To Tari In A Poker Face.)
Mario: OH, CONGRATS! I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!
(Mario Ignores Tari And Eats It.)
Mario: That'sa so nice!
Bob: Yo, There's no one here. I say we just raid their place and leg it.)
Tari: No!! We must respect the law because we are- GOOD BEANS
Bob: Huh... You said something?
Tari: *sigh* Look, there must someone in that barn over there.
(The three start to go to the barn)
Mario: Oh man, It smells like crap out here...
Tari: Really? I don't smell anything.
Bob: Mario, that's you.
Mario: Oh.
Rob's Audio Tape: Have you met our lord and savior Corn?
Bob: Can you piss off?!
(The trio flees from the scarecrow.)
Rob's Audio Tape: Aw man...
Mario: Hmm.. Uh... hello. I need to speak to somebodey. NO ONES HERE! GODAMMIT!
Bob (looking inside the barn from a window): Uh...guys...
Mario: What're you doing? Woah!
(Mario peeks inside of the barn. He sees lots of animals.)
Tari (looking inside): Huh?
(She gets surprised by the animals inside.)
Tari: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
(She dashes inside the barn.)
Tari: I'M GONNA CALL YOU REX! AND I'M GONNA CALL YOU TYLER! OH, I'M GONNA CALL YOU SPENCER!
(Meanwhile, Bob and Mario look at Tari.)
Bob: Uhh...Tari?
Tari: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Mario: Welp... Tari's gone coo-coo crazy.
Bob: Meaning no one's gonna tell us off if we raid this place.
(BANJO-KAZOOIE!)
(Bob holds Mario, and presses a NUT button. Mario then begins to suck up corn.)
Tari (holding a chicken): Aww...
(She ends up hugging it so hard, it explodes.)
Tari (disappointed): Hm...
Rob's Audio Tape (speaking to Mario and Bob): Corns are like ass. You must treat them with respect and handle them with care!
(Mario and Bob look at each other before tying Rob to a tractor and having it drive away)
Tari (riding a pig outside the barn): Woohoo!
(All the other animals escape from the barn, crushing Tari.)
Tari: Yeaahh!
(Bob has corn in his mouth like a cigar. He sets it on fire using a lighter, and it turns into popcorn.)
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Bob: Nice!
(Tari is holding a pig and spinning it around in her arms)
Tari: Yaaay!
The Pig: I want to die!
(Bob has a campfire and puts sticks on it.)
Mario (holding the barn): Let's go!
(He throws the whole barn onto the fire, setting it on fire.)
(Meanwhile, Boopkins and JubJub are walking along the side of the road.)
Boopkins: Oh JubJub, what if we never find any help?
JubJub: [Gibberish noises]
Boopkins: Huh? (He hears a car revving.) Oh, that sounds like someone! Let's get their attention!
(JubJub then attempts to do so by standing in front of the car, but he is too short to be noticed and the car runs him over.)
Boopkins: JubJub! Are you okay?!
JubJub: [Gibberish]
Boopkins: Oh man, I hope the other guys aren't getting too bored waiting for us.
(Meanwhile, Tari is riding onto a horse. However, she sees Rob in the way.)
Rob: Ahhludulduduluduludu!
(Tari screams as the horse runs into Rob.)
Rob's Audio Tape: I am filled with corn! Jesus Christ let me die!
(The horse screams, and in the process, Tari falls off.)
Tari: Oh, no!
(She sees the barn on fire, as well as a shootout between the animals.)
Chicken Little (with a Gatling gun): For the Motherland!
Bob (lying on the ground): Oh my stomach! Too much corn.
Mario (in a giant corn suit): Come down today! And try some corn! Or we will sacrifice your newborn!
Tari: Guys! What have we done!
Mario: This is fine.
Bob: Yeah! It was like this when we got here.
Tari: Theres no way can clean up all of this ourselves... That's it! It's time to call the one person that can help clean up this mess! Meggy!
(Tari pulls out her phone, and makes a call to Meggy.)
(Meggy is seen sleeping. Her phone rings, but she throws it out the window, going back to sleep.)
Meggy: Ughh... 5 more minutes...
Bob: What the hell? You had a phone the whole time?! Call a taxi right now!
Tari: Come on guys... It's our duty to fix this farm up!
Bob: And why the hell is that?
Tari: Because Bob... We're... GOOD BEANS!
Bob: I'm gonna smack you upside the head if you say that one more time! Ugh! Fine! (In the background) As long as I don't have to clean up any cow poop or chicken poop or any other form of poop, I don't care...
(Meanwhile, Mario looks around and notices F.L.U.D.D.)
Mario: Ooooh...well that's oddly convenient. Oh well Letsa go!
Bob: I have a good idea. Give them to Mario. He loves dealing with animal poop! Remember that one time...
Rob's Audio Tape: corn is a cereal grain first domesticated by indigenous peoples in southern Mexico.
Boopkins: Oh, JubJub, it's no use. We're gonna die out here.
(JubJub then tries to get Boopkins' attention)
Boopkins: Not now, JubJub; I'm busy wallowing in my own self-pity.
(JubJub tries to get his attention again)
Boopkins: What? What is it?
(A car is seen on the road)
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(JubJub begins to run towards the car)
Boopkins: Hey! JubJub, wait!
(Mario is using F.L.U.D.D. to extinguish the fire. However, F.L.U.D.D. runs out of water)
Mario: Oh no! Hmmm... (Going to the road) Come here, fishy fishy! I got it!
(A fire truck is traveling on the road. Mario gets in front of it.)
Mario: 'Scusa me!
(The firemen, two Robloxians scream. They swerve to avoid Mario but end up crashing into a tree, setting the truck on fire.)
Mario: Oh, boy! He begins to fill up F.L.U.D.D. using the fire truck) Thanks for the water guys!
Tari (looking at the demolished barn): Where do we even begin to build this barn? Huh... (she notices blueprints for the barn) Barn blueprints? That's oddly convinient...
(Tari uses her phone to call over Duck Pyro. After Tari shows him the barn, he begins to rebuild it. Once this is done, they dance in celebration.)
Rob's Audio Tape: Your ass reminds me of corn
(Duck Pyro screams and kicks Rob away)
Bob (chasing a cow): Hey, come here bitch! Don't worry, I don't want to touch your cow titties! (Speaking to chickens on the roof of a shed) Come here you little chicken asses!
Chickens: Bruh
(A pig laughs as Bob chases it in vain. He then trips over something.)
Bob: Ow! Huh? (The item is revealed to be a speaker.) Who put this here? Huh... Ha ha! Maybe these animals will follow me when they hear my sick beats!
Bob (rapping): I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical-
(All the animals explode)
Bob (looking around): Man! They loved it! (He gets a truck and dumps the animals into it.)
Mario: Goodbye Corn. I must return you to your proper owner...
(He pushes a box of corn off a small cliff. It falls onto the ground, and the corn is scattered. Tari then walks over.)
Tari: Mario, you're meant to plant more corn for this place!
Mario: I knew that!
(Mario then begins to plant the corn into the ground. After this, he uses F.L.U.D.D. to spray the ground with water.)
Mario: And last thing is... Marios gonna need a farming hoe
Rob's Audio Tape: I am a dirty corn hoe
Mario: Perfect!
(Mario then uses Rob's arms to hoe the soil.)
(Mario, Bob, Tari, and Rob then survey the rebuilt farm.)
Tari: Guys! We did it!!!
Bob: Can we go home now?
Mario: Yipee!
(Rob then reveals his eyes. Bob, Mario, and Tari scream and get farther away from him. Rob turns to look at them.)
(Meanwhile, JubJub is going towards the car, with Boopkins behind him.)
Boopkins: JubJub, stop! You'll get hurt!
(The car then stops, and the driver is revealed to be Steve.)
Steve: Hi Guys!
Boopkins: Oh, Steve!
JubJub: Steve!
Steve: What's up?
Boopkins: Oh, Steve! I was wondering if you could help us!
Steve: Time to take a piss!
Boopkins: Oh, you need to pass by your house first? Sure thing!
Mario: What the f**k is that?!
(Rob begins to squeak.)
Tari: Huh? I thought you could speak!
(Rob then pulls out his Audio Tape.)
Rob's Audio Tape: Inject corn in me. I sexually identify as corn. I am the sexy Corn master.
Tari: Aww you can't actually speak! You poor thing!
Bob: You look kind of like me. I'm gonna call you "Rob".
(Rob then begins to rejoice.)
Bob: Shut up Rob! I'm talking!
(Rob squeaks dejectedly.)
Bob: I think Rob here was trying to help us.
(Rob affirms this, and points to F.L.U.D.D., the barn blueprints, and the speaker.)
Tari: That was you laying out all those items to help us?
(Rob squeaks and nods his head)
Bob: Shut up Rob! I'm talking! Yes. Yes, it was Rob.
Mario: Hmmm? You guys hear something?
Bob: Hear what?
(Steve's car falls from the sky and crushes Bob.)
Bob: Oh god my ovaries!
Steve: Hi guys!
Tari: Boopkins!
Boopkins: Guys!
JubJub: Tari!
Bob: Steve!
Mario: Mario!
Steve: Wassup? My man! (hi-fives Rob)
Tari: Wait...this is your farm, Steve?
Steve: Yup.
Tari: And...Rob is your scarecrow?
Steve: Yup.
Tari: Oh, that's so neat! Though, I think you should give Rob voice lines that don't relate to corn?
Steve: How 'bout no?!
Boopkins: Guys! Steve says he'll drive us back home! Come on!
(Mario and Tari go to the car happily)
Bob: I can't feel my Baby Bobs.
(As everyone leaves, Rob squeaks sadly. Bob gets himself out from under Steve's car.)
Bob: Don't worry Rob! We'll send some corn to you or some crap!
(Rob squeaks happily and claps his hands.)
Bob: Shut up Rob! I'm talking! See you around, bucko!
(Rob waves goodbye. Steve's car drives away.)
Tari: It was nice meeting you Rob!
Rob's Audio Tape: I like corn
(Rob blushes. The barn suddenly collapses, and Rob turns to look at it, before looking at where the car was going with slightly annoyed look.
(The episode ends.)