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This page is the transcript for SMG4: A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode.
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-The video starts with Mario’s house-
Mario: -snoring- Spaghetti.
-the alarm clock rings and Mario shoots a bullet at the clock-
Mario: -stretching- What a lovely day for some FOOD!!!
-Mario enters the fridge and exits with spaghetti-
Mario: Here we go! -eats spaghetti-
Luigi: Mario! We need to head to the castle! SMG4 needs help!
Mario: Not now, can’t you see I’m eating spaghetti Luigi?
Luigi: Aww c’mon Mario -glitches-
Luigee: H̴̢̥̥̱͕͗̃̈́̎̑̃̉͌͊́̕͝e̶̛̟̫͕͎̺̪̮͎̗̱̰̣͚̣̙͌̽̉́̓͒̂̊͂̍̚͘̚͝ ̴̫̭̭̊̊͗̓̈́́̿͆̾͒͑̑̓͐̅̍̾̓͑̕ç̵̧͚̖̞̲̅̑̔̊̑o̵̢̞̣̘͈̰̪̟̘̹̗͓̲͉̤̜̞̭̖̎̈͛̃̾̉̏̈́͛̂̓̔͆̑̋̐͆͊̊͗͗͠͝͝ư̷̮̌̓͑̓̃́̀̈́͋̌̅̈̆͊̍͛̊̓͘ļ̵̢̧̛̠̺͚͓͍͓̫̝̜͎͔͚̯͇͚̪̯̣̹̃̂̍̀͆̓̈̌͊̎̀̾̂͜ḑ̶̛̯̩̿̍͛͊͐͝ ̷̨̞̠̙̻̹̤͔̹͙͍͇̫̩̩̠̟̝̻͚͇͠r̸͇͔̓̐̌̏̌ẻ̵̢̗̇̈́̚a̶̧̨͙̮̳̳̘̲͙̼̹͇̥̬̭͚̜͍̺̪͋͐̄̿̑̆͛̀͆̑̀̽̆̓̐̂̀͊̊͠͠͠ͅͅlly use our help!
Mario: Uhh...Luigi? You ok?
Luigi: Yeah, of course I am bro! Now let’s go see SMG4!
Mario: Oh...k
-Mario and Luigi teleport to SMG4-
-While teleporting, Luigi quickly turns into Weegee, then back-
Mario: What the? How’d we get here so fast?
Luigi: Hey SMG4! We’re here! What did you need help with?
-SMG4 stays frozen, scared-
Mario: Hmm...
-SMG4 continues frozen and Mario walks to him-
Mario: SMG4? You there bro?
-SMG4 creepily looks to Mario with one eye, then seems to returns to normal-
SMG4: Hey guys! Thanks for coming to help. I need help with
SMG34: m̷̜͈̤͓̳͔̬̓͜ͅă̸̼̠̪͎͇͙̘̮͉̦͝ͅk̸͇̤̥̗̜̏͊̇̾̓͛̊͘͘͠i̸̧̠͇̗͍̣̿̏͋̃ṇ̸͙̹̙̼̄̿͒͛̍̎͐̈̔͒̎̽̚͝ģ̵̨͖̻̥̰̹͔̦̤͎͎͔͈̊̽̊ ̸̞͊̐̍̊̇̈́͠a̸̺̯̬͑͐ ̸̨̱̭̤̳͙̠̣͓͕͎͔̽̍̃͊̇͊̾̆͂̿̚̕m̴̻̝̹̹͇͕̱̮̹̔̂͌e̶̛͓͇̖̳̘̝̘͖͚̟̥͍̥͆́̃̈̓̈́̈̌̇̋̀̚ͅͅm̶̯̩͓͔̦̺͕̞̟̳͙̪̲͌͒̈́̈͆̍̏̑̃ͅe̵̡̢̛͇͚͈͙͇̯̮̻̹̮̘̺͗͊͐̅̉
-Luigi teleports behind Mario-
Luigi: Oh we can help with that?
SMG4: Awesome! I called the other guys to come and help.
-SMG4’s Gang teleports behind Mario-
Mario: Woah! WHEN DID YOU GUYS GET HERE?!
Boopkins: Hi SMG4̵̞̺̝̘͇̟̉̏̐̉̃͆̀! How can we help?
Saiko: Yeah! Let’s Help!... m̵̨̻͓̩̰͎̩̬̫̗͌̿̑͝͝ë̸̢̧̛̛̝̜͙̣̥͉͓̭̘̗́͂̌̽̍͋̒͛͘͝
Meggy: -glitchly turning into Melony- h̸̡̫̯̫̺̣̲̖̘̠̯͎̑́̄͂̍̈̄͗̿̃͘̚͝ͅȩ̶̢̦̪̦̳̼̹͕͚̙̱̲̎̉̉̊͋͗̐l̶̻̫̜̏̍̉̾̔̔̌̓̋̀̚p̶̛̫̬͌̌̈̆͑̾̐́̇̄̿ ̴̡͉̜̤̙͙̻̰͙̒͛̾̏̅͂̽̏̃͋̈́̊m̸͉͕͎͍͙͓̞͇̄͌̈̍̐͂̔̽̚͝ė̶̢͈̯͖̳̻̣͚̣̲͖͖̖̀̐̒̆̏̊̀̈̚͝ ̷̯̆͆̎͂̄̀̈́̇̊̂̈̀͆̓͘h̷̡̡̛̩͓͔̥̤̹̻͑̿͐̂̋̈̀͌͗̈́̕͠ȩ̵̡̫͚̥͍̯͇̱̩͎̮̟̈̅̃́̀̀̊̉̊̾͘͘̕l̸̡͍͖͓̱̟̖̘̗̺̰͉̍̏͜p̴͍̲̼̹̰̣̻̬̗͋̽̿̄́͌̂̐͂͋̎̍ ̸̛̺̖̏͑̄͐͂̇̅́̏̅͗̒m̵͔͈̈́͂̈́̋̆͝ȩ̵̢̬̤͉̖̎̓̀̊̽̓͐̅̐́͛͜͝ ̵̫̼̋͒̐̇̄̃̀̓̍̾͒̂̇͘ḧ̷̢̠̳͇̺̫̯͙̝͙̮͉͔̮́̈́͒̈́͗̀̅̂̋̆̈́̿͛͘͜ė̸̛̻͔̳̉̋͗͘͠͝l̴͚̳̪̹̒̌͒̿̓̊̚̚p̷̰̣̥͖̱͕̰̳̬̆̅̊̆̈́̅͜ͅ ̵̨̛̫͖̮̩̮̹͙͚͈̦͉̀̿̈́̌͋͒̕̚m̵̛̰͍͈̪̞̯͗̉͒͌͗͂̃́̐̎̇͠e̸̛͇͙̭͈̘̊̍̓̂̀́̚͘̚ ̴̛̛͙̲̳̼̯̘̋̅̎̄̏́͆̉̅̚͝h̵̟̹̼̫̀̏̈̉̾̄̈́́̓̐̎͘ĕ̸͈͉̹̰͇̫͖̺͇̲̭̣̬̀̇͒̑͐̚̕͜ͅļ̵̺͓̮͇͎̦̪͖̪̬̫͓͆͐͛̃͜p̵̙̽͑͆̒̓̐̀̾̈́͘͠ ̷͖̭͈̃͐͑̽͌̍̂̇̕m̵̛͇̘̦̫̺͎̻̫͈̈́͌̿̏͌͊́e̷̹̹̗̗͎̳͇͍̯̳͖͚͖͙̿
Tari: -laughing creepily-
Mario: St-stay back. All of you!
-Mario bumps into SMG4-
SMG4: -distorted- W̸͍͉͗͜h̷̼̘̜̗̄̅̏̾͊̈́̉̚á̸̳̦̝̮̝̩̰̄̇̀̿̈́ṯ̴̈́͝’̵͙̣͉̿̂̅̌͋͌s̴̛͎͚̀̑͑̕ ̶̧̖͉̟̱̤̊̏͊͝ͅw̶̯͒̽̋̈͂̚̕r̷͚̀̿͝o̴̦̺̯̕͜͝ǹ̸͖̫̱̎g̴͍̥̯̅͌̌̕ ̶̞͈̳̹̈́̆̅M̵̭̯͉̣̰̜͋͐̎̑a̶͓̲͓͚͓͎͒͠ȓ̸̢̛͚̩̩͖̼͍͕̀̿̅̀̀i̵̲͚̝͈͚̽̍̍͑͊͘͠͝o̷̬̹̮̲̤̬͓̐̓̀̀̒̊?̶͈͕̑̆̈́̈́ ̵̨̦̑͘͠Y̸̡̰̠̬̘͍͊̄͂̎͋͠͠o̴͈̤̓̊͋̓ụ̸̧̘̘̼͉̲̖̃̔̃̇͊̌̑̚ ̷̮̳͓̆̽͒̄͌͑͐͋d̴̯̻̩̃̓o̷̡̩͉̲̣͓̠̎̅͌ͅn̴̨͉̻̱̼̎̉͐͑̓̕͠ͅ’̴̧̳͍̞̦͈̘͑̊t̸̛̝̪́͐͠ ̶̯̓͑l̸̫͔̇͐̈̑̒ó̴̧̢͕̘̮̹̌͜ọ̸̀͐k̷̼̥̳͒̈́̅̿̿́͘͝ ̵̲̬̮̲̲̰̓̈́s̵͉̘̣͚̥̼̫̞͂̾̉̌̆̊͆ǫ̴͕͆͐̄ ̷͇͋̿g̶̣̣̜͓̙̈́͝o̸̧̠̝͋͗̈́̈́̈́̚ỏ̸̮̙̹̈́̀̑͠͝d̷̞̝͔̹͈̦̎́̌̋̓̕͘.̸͍͒̐̓̿͠
-Mario yells with agony as he busters the door-
Mario: Wha!
-Mario looks down the fence-
Mario: Mamma Mia...
-SMG4 stands in the castle foyer, staring at Mario creepily-
Mario: You’re...you’re not smg4 are you?
-SMG4 turns into SMG3 and both teleport to a void-
SMG3: No, I’ve replaced him AND your friends. They’ve all been deleted from this channel, Forever...
-Mario has a sad flashback about SMG4’s Gang-
Mario: ...n...no... SMG3 YOU BASTARD!! BRING THEM BAAAAAAAACK!
-SMG3 freezes Mario with the Youtube Remote-
SMG3: Oh don’t you worry Mario. I’m not going to do the same to you. After all, you said before that you wanted to make videos with me, right? And now it’s finally time. Time to make this channel truly mine.
Mario: No!
-SMG3 then welcomes the viewers to the SMG3 channel-
SMG3: Hello, you. Welcome to the SMG3 channel.
-SMG3 then let’s the viewers enter the world of SMG3 with the Youtube Remote-
-An SMG3 version of the intro plays-
SMG3: Ah meme time meme time! Posting some great memes. My butt, not my ass.
Rob: -appears holding a bucket of corn- Hey SMG3 look what I made!
SMG3: Damnit!
-SMG3 kicks the bucket of corn out the window-
SMG3: NO!!!
-SMG3 replaces the corn with a disc, goes back to his computer and clears his throat-
Rob: Hey SMG3 look what I made!
SMG3: I don’t want to listen to your latest rap hit right now Rob! I’ve got memes to make!
-Rob puts in the disc at a radio, starting a party-
Rob: So he’s finally back, with some corn for you. If you have some corn, you can join in too. Put your corn to-
-Rob hits the PC, breaking it-
SMG3: Oh darn you ROB! Look what you did! Now I have to go buy a new PC. Looks like this’ll be the start of a whacky adventure!
-scene cuts to Best Buy-
-JubJub cries about Boopkins-
SMG3: Hey JubJub my fine young supporting character. Watch any good anime lately?
-JubJub continues crying-
SMG3: No! That’s not it! Follow the script!
-SMG3 takes JubJub’s tablet then plays a Disney Channel video and gives it back to him-
SMG3: Oh JubJub, you and your anime
JubJub: Boopkins... -cries-
-scene cuts to Anti-Shroomy-
SMG3: Hey Anti-Shroomy! Collecting these scout badges?
Anti-Shroomy: SCOUT BADGES ARE FOR ***** CHUMPS. I’D RATHER BE ******* TO DEMONS AND ***********.
SMG3: No!!
-SMG3 changes Anti-Shroomy’s language with the Youtube Remote-
Anti-Shroomy: (starts singing a Chinese song, 'Yi Jian Mei')
xuěhuā piāo piāo, běi fēng xiào xiào--- (song continues)
SMG3: Ah always so chipper! Well good luck with getting those badges!
-Anti-Shroomy shoots guns repeatedly while still singing in Chinese-
tiāndì yīpiàn cāngmáng---
-scene cuts to Belle-
Belle: Huh? Ugh...do I have to really say it
SMG3: HMMMMMMMM...
Belle: -sigh- Something something...I like...duckies
-SMG3 pats Belle on the back-
-scene cuts once again to Whimpu-
SMG3: Ah! There it is!
Whimpu: S-stop! I-i was going to- to...
-SMG3 getting ready to shoot Whimpu-
Whimpu: I-i was going to buy t-that...you l-loser
-Whimpu falls down-
Whimpu: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M SORRY, I CAN’T... I want to go home!!!
SMG3: NO, NO, NO! STOP EVERYTHING!!!
-SMG3 teleports his gang with the Youtube Remote-
SMG3: No wonder I can’t make a great video! You are all the WORST SUPPORTING CAST EVER! Except for you Melony, you’re doing great.
Melony: ...
Whimpu: I-i’m sorry
SMG3: SAIKO WOULDN’T SAY THAT!
Whimpu: Please don’t yell at me
SMG3: AND SHE DEFINITELY WOULDN’T SAY THAT! NONE OF YOU CAN HOLD A CANDLE TO THAT OTHER CAST!
Belle: Or maybe you’re just not SMG4.
-SMG3 electrocutes Belle with the Youtube Remote and she gets angry-
SMG3: I AM BETTER THAN SMG4! ANYTHING HE CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER! ROLL CREDITS!
-An SMG3 version of the credits play, but it glitches more and more-
???: Y̷͔̟̻͍̍͆̆̄̅̓̀ͅo̴͉͔̬̱̯͈̊̈̈̇̕u̶̪̳̝͓͓̘̎̀̒̕͝’̶̧͇̮̲̜̼̙̳̏͋̚̕͝v̴̯̣͓͙̲͖̄̏͛͋͘e̷̼̘̰̿̐̓͑͜ ̸̨̱͙̝̜̦̦̿m̸̧̛̹̖̱̘̪͔͗͒̃̍̽̀̀͜e̷̠̻͇̬̻͗̆͒̀̔ţ̵̗͔̘̌͗̀̿̊͋̈́͝ ̸̆̽̓̿ͅw̸͎̙̜̼̠̯͗̎͝͠͝ȋ̸̢̫͆ẗ̷̲͇͙̯̽̎̐͝͝h̷̘̭̙̫̣̳͕̖̑̽ ̵̡̪̯̰̀́͌a̴̧̖͈͑̿͋́͝ ̴̲̼̠̜͓̫̆͒͂͐̅͑t̴̥̭̖̼̩͠ĕ̷̦̒̆͂̈́̈͠r̵̞̭̳͈͊͆͊̎̔̈́́͠r̵̗̍̇̋̄͑̄͊ḭ̸̅̓̏̌͜b̶̤͉̆͊͐͜͝l̶͍͙̜̹̦̯͎̗͆̕͘è̵̛͉͖̎̍͜͝ ̷̩̭͈̫̅̃̕͘f̴̠̆͗͝à̶͕̦͔̈́̎̈́͒͘̚t̸͉͈̞̙͎̗͊͜ͅé̶̝̀̎͝.̷̰̺͇̺͈̲͇͙̇.̶̱̮̦̙̗͊̓̋.̷̪̪͇̦̣̜͙́̈̾͋͘h̶̨̜̞̖̬͋̕a̷̗̣̖̱̯̗͋́̀̾̚v̶̡̧̢̙̳̮́͠e̸͚̤̤̩̱̮̿n̷͍͖̫̤̖͐͗’̷̠̱̯̖̟̖̺̓̓̌͜t̷̢̡̥̘̅́͌͗̿̚͝ ̸̭̪͈͕̳̻̰̺̆̈̎̑̌ỳ̴̠̖̪͙̩͋͒ờ̸̟͈͝͝ụ̶̽̉̕?̸̨̀͌́͊͆̊̕͝
-The scene reveals to be Mario’s hallucination-
-Mario’s stomach grumbles-
Mario: Ooo Mario’s hungry. I wonder where to get spaghetti in this void...
???: Shut up you idiot, this isn’t time for food.
-??? reveals themself to be Susan Wojcicki-
Mario: AHHH IT’S DEMON WITCH SUSAN WOJIZZOCK!!!
-SMG4 fades in just like Susan-
Mario: Hmm?
SMG4: Hey Mario, I know it’s gonna be hard working with Susan, but listen. She has something really important to say.
Mario: WHAAAAAT?!? SMG4!!!!! You’re a ghost!? Where are you? What happened to the others?
SMG4: Yea we kinda...
-scene cuts to Starbucks, where SMG4 and his gang are there-
SMG4: Well, we kinda all got banished from existence.
Meggy: Mario! We’re ok! Just stuck in this ‘stupid internet graveyard’ place!!!
Boopkins: Aww, I like it here! Do we have to go back?
Bob: YEs PlEaSE, GOd gEt uS OuT! TwIttER IS BLoCkED HeRe So I CaN’T SEe BiG aNImE TItIeS!
Mario: THANK THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER YOU’RE ALL OK!!! The hell are you doing here hanging out with this evil wench?- OOF!
-SMG4 and Susan stare at each other-
Susan Wizzle: ...my finger slipped. Anyway...
-flashback to SMG4: The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe-
Susan Wojikkjiik: Ahhh, Mr SMG4, I’ve been expecting you-
-SMG4 kicks Susan and she falls to the ground-
Susan Wizzle: That ass knew I was the only one who could stop him, so he came for me before he went on his deleting rampage. But he’s not great at using the remote yet and didn’t do a full job. I still have just enough power left to get you out of your time-locked prison.
SMG4: Alright, let’s do this!
-SMG4 frees Mario from continuing to be frozen-
Mario: Woah!
-a blue portal opens and it shows SMG3-
SMG4: Yea Mario, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but all our lives are in your hands.
Mario: YES BOSS.
SMG4: To get us out of here, I need to re-upload all our original videos and to do that... We’re going to need a device with access to my hacked a account. Get that phone Mario and we all get out of here! You’re our last hope!
-scene cuts to SMG3-
SMG3: Ugh...you guys are the worst. Weegee Doll, go buy me a hotdog to calm me down. CHOP CHOP!!!
Weegee Doll: Weegee.
Mario: Hey STINKY!
-SMG3 turns to look at Mario, a look of shock across his face-
Mario: I'm about to WHIP SOMEBODY'S ASS.
SMG3: WHAT?! WHO LET YOU OUT?!
-SMG3 repeatedly hits the button on the Youtube Remote but Mario dodges around all the remotes blasts-
SMG3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mario: GET OVER HERE!
Whimpu: Should we help him?
Belle: Nah, I’m up to the final boss.
-SMG3 continues screaming and running for his life-
Mario: I’m gonna kick your ass!
-SMG3 repeatedly presses buttons on the Youtube Remote-
SMG3: Get away from me!
-Oof buttons appear to chase Mario-
Mario: How about you suck Mario’s- Hmm?
Oof Buttons: HELLO THERE, BOIS!
-Mario screams-
-Jeeves is standing at a bus stop, minding his own buisness-
Jeeves: La da da de da...
Mario: Hey stinky! WHA!!!
-Mario runs past Jeeves, picking him up and throwing him at an Oof button-
-Jeeves hits one of the Oof Buttons and causes it to disappear-
-SMG3 runs past Weegee Doll, seeing him getting the hot dog he requested-
Weegee Doll: Weegee! Weegee!
SMG3: Ah?
Weegee Doll: Weegee! Weegee! Hello!
SMG3: -laughs sinisterly- Weegee Doll, can you do me a favour please?
-Back to Mario, still being chased by the remaining Oofs-
Mario: Nope! (x9)
-Oof buttons laugh-
Mario: -grabs Bob-omb- Take this!
-One of the Oof buttons grabs the Bob-omb and he explodes-
Mario: La la la, hmm-m, hmm! Wha! -continues running as the last button pursues him-
SMG3: I’m outta here! -Steals a Lakitu's cloud and starts flying away-
Mario: Hmm... -idea- I got it!
Oof button: Bring me that ASS.
-Mario jumps before the Oof button could reach him-
Oof button: What the f**k was that?
Mario: GOTCHA BITCH! -Lands on top of the Oof button, causing it to panic and start flailing around-
Mario: You can't hit whatchu can’t see! lose it *****! - Mario takes a selfie and attaches the camera to a fishing line.- Ha-ha! Look at this!
-The camera shows Mario's face right in front of the Oof button-
Oof button: That ass!
-The Button starts up, trying to catch what it thinks is Mario, who lures it up to SMG3-
Mario: Here we go!
-Mario jumps in slow-motion reaching SMG3-
SMG3: Huh?
Mario: Ha-ha!
SMG3: Oh s**t.
-SMG3 and Mario fight as they fall while the last Oof button crashes and explodes-
-Mario and SMG3 land on a rooftop, Mario pinning his opponent down-
Mario: It’s over.
-SMG3 turns his frown into a smile-
SMG3: Mario, my man. You were always gonna lose.
Mario: Hmm? Hmm... Wha! Wait...where’s the...remote...
-it is revealed that Weegee Doll has the Youtube Remote, mashing buttons on it-
Weegee Doll: GO WEEGEE! (x10)
Mario: WHA! EEK! What the f**k is that?!
-an army of Oof buttons look down at Mario-
All Oof buttons: HELLO THERE, BOIS!
SMG3: Game over.
-Mario screams as the Oof button grabs his body and they laugh-
SMG3: Bye bitch!
-Mario and all the Oof buttons enter the portal as the viewer enters it too and the scene cuts to SMG4 and his gang-
Tari: -sigh-
SMG4: Aw man...
-the portal appears and Mario exits it-
Meggy: Mario!!!!
Bob: Did you kick his ass and get his phone?
-Mario mumbles-
SMG4: You...couldn’t do it...could you...
-Mario turns to face him, a massive smile on his face, and reveals SMG3’s phone in his hand-
-A flashback plays earlier in the video where Mario secretly steals SMG3’s phone out of his pocket-
Susan Wizzle: Bois, it’s time to go home...
-SMG4 presses the phone and the video fades to white and then black. The credits play then and the video ends-