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The following is a transcript for SMG4: Breaking Luigi.
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(Scene pans down to a desolate desert. A RV is driving through the desert. Luigi is driving the RV whilst experiencing panic as he looks behind to see Mario collapsed with multiple chemical equipment moving inside the vehicle. Luigi continues to drive fully feared. The Breaking Bad intro plays with its logo cueing 'Breaking Luigi'.)
(5 hours before...)
Meggy: C'mon Luigi! You don't remember me at all?
Luigi: Sorry, I don't know you...Hey Mario, let's go save the Princess!
Mario: C'MON LUIGI! DON'T LET THOSE NINTENDO FOOLS GET TO YOU! (shakes Luigi) YOU ARE LUIGI, MY BROTHER. TOGETHER WE GO ON STUPID MEME ADVENTURES WITH SMG4!
(Mario is flung towards the front window of the RV as SMG4 brakes the vehicle.)
SMG4: Ok. This should be far enough.
(Pan shot of RV from above)
SMG4: Was going to save this for later; but here... (shows Eggman head) Take this meme.
(Luigi looks at the meme with fear.)
Luigi: I'm sorry, I don't know what that is-
(Mario pins down Luigi and tries to shove the meme down his throat.)
Mario: IT'S A POWER UP LUIGI JUST TAKE IT!
(Mario continues to shove it down his throat)
Mario: P-please... please turn my bro back to normal...
(Luigi eats the mushroom, then gains full consciousness. Luigi looks around)
Luigi: Mario! Meggy! SMG4! Was I gone for a while?
Meggy: Luigi!! You're back!
Mario: BROOOOOOOO!!!!! I was so worried. I thought you were going to be a normie forever.
SMG4: Now that that's done, we need to stop all of this legal nonsense once for all and take our home back!
Meggy: How can we do that?
(SMG4 presses a red button and is bounced off. Meggy is bounced off as well. A motorcycle is provided. SMG4 and Meggy land on the motorcycle.)
Meggy: W-woah... What's this?
SMG4: Just start driving, I'll explain on the way!
(Meggy grins, revs the motorcycle and rides off)
Mario: WAIT!!! WHAT ABOUT US!?
SMG4: MAKE SOME MEMES AND CURE PEOPLE IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! TURN THEM BACK TO NORMAL MARIO!!!
Mario: WAIT!! HOW DO I DO THAT!?!