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This is the transcript for SMG4: Christmas Wars
Scene 1[]
(In SMG4's Castle, SMG4 is decorating for the party, meanwhile, SMG3 is doing one too)
SMG4: Ahh, the guys are gonna love this!
SMG4: Got the daycare for Mario...
SMG4: ...the game section...
SMG4: ...with only one game...
SMG4: ...the food...
SMG4: ...and the Santa Claus area!
(Robotic Santa malfunctions)
SMG4: SMG4, you've outdone yourself this time...
SMG4: Oh!
SMG4: And who can forget the high budget premium Christmas lights!
(literally just stock images)
(the "high budget lights" ran into a BSoD)
SMG4: AH! MY HIGH BUDGET LIGHTS!! (trips over)
(SMG4 finds himself tripped over a wire, which leads to III's Coffee N' Bombs)
SMG3: Ahhh, finally!
SMG3: My high budget premium Christmas lights are in-
SMG4: OI!
SMG4: TURN THAT OFF! YOU'RE HOGGING ALL OF THE ELECTRICITY!
SMG4: ...nice high budget premiums lights tho...
SMG3: Thanks!-
SMG3: ...and...uhhh
NO!
SMG3: I need extra power for my lights for my upcoming CHRISTMAS PARTY!
(SMG4 is shocked hearing this)
SMG4: WHAT???
SMG4: But I'M HOLDING A PARTY!
SMG4: It's the first ever Christmas at the Showgrounds...
SMG4: ... and it's super important to me-
(SMG3 dances with the text "DON'T CARE" and "DIDN'T ASK" sliding in)
(SMG4 is enraged)
SMG4: Well it won't matter because my party will be COOLER THAN YOURS!
(the two ran back to their places)
(SMG4 places a decoration of Luke $HOBO, an Elf doll for $999.99, a : doll for $PlayStation, an image of Santa for $yer_mother, a Christmas doll $555)
(SMG3 laughs as he added more high budget "lights" and is about to connect them)
(LIGHTNING STRIKES)
(SMG4 takes a tool gun and spawns in a ton of snowmen)
SMG4: AHHH, now that-that-that-that-that-that-that-that-that-that-
(Gmod crashes)
(SMG3 finished baking gingerbread cookies)
SMG3: Wait till they get a load of my ultimate ginerman recipe!
Gingerman: PLEASE HELP, I'M A REAL HUMAN TRAPPED IN A GINGER BODY
SMG3: Hoo hoo,it tells jokes too! (eats the ginerman)
(SMG4 throws the robotic Santa to the dumpster)
SMG4: Alright, where's this amazing Santa impression you advertised?
Old Man Hobo: HEY THERE BRIANNA HEARD YOU GOT THAT FATASS BOOTIES
...wait what...
SMG4: Brings a tear to my eye... (holds phone)
(SMG4's watch beeps)
SMG4: OH CRAP! IT'S ALMOST TIME!!
Scene 2[]
(In Mario's House, Mario and his friends are playing Monopoly while the TV is playing the Mr. Resetti Rugs & Carpets advertisement)
Don Resetti: They’re on sale. We have a stock wide clearance, worldwide clearance, all the clearances. They fl, they’re flying off the shelves, literally, they’re flying off the shelves! Oh god! So come on down to Resetti’s carpets and then you can get yourself a carpet-
Luigi: One, two, three (landed on Meggy's hotel)
Meggy: You landed on my hotel for the 5th time Luigi...
Luigi: IM SORRY, IM TERRIBLE IN THIS GAME!!
Mario: UNO!
Saiko: Mario thats not-
Bob: I'M COMING IN AND ROB THE BANK!
Bob: Boopkins and I win!
Boopkins: Yay!
(Tari giggles while Meggy facepalms)
(SMG4 busts in)
SMG4: GUYSYOURESTILLCOMINGTOMYCHRISTMASPARTYRIGHTPLEASEDONTABANDONME
(silence)
Mario: SMG4!
Mario: We're playing GO FISH!
Tari: Oh SMG4,
Tari: We were just planning to head on to your party!
Meggy: Yea! I wouldn't want to miss my favorite blue man's party!
(the group cheers)
SMG4: Awe thanks guys!
SMG4: Now come on!
SMG4: IT'S TIME TO-
SMG3 (on TV): PARTTYYYYY!
SMG3 (ON TV): THAT'S RIGHT!
SMG3 (on TV): I, SMG3
SMG3 (on TV): am throwing a BEEG CHRISTMAS PARTY
SMG3 (on TV): right here at my cafe.
SMG3 (on TV): OF COURSE WE HAVE OUR-
SMG3 (on TV): candy cane decorations,
SMG3 (on TV): Some sexy snowmen,
SMG3 (on TV): Why not take a photo with the special pissing Mario light installation?
Mario: Haha thats me
SMG3 (on TV): AND LOOK!
SMG3 (on TV): WE ACTUALLY HAVE THE REAAAL SANTA!
(nothing)
(switches to Santa escaping)
Santa: RUDOLF RUDOLF MY SON SAVE ME
SMG3 (on TV): WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT RUNNING AWAY SANTA?
Santa: AAAAAAAAA
Boopkins: Oooooh Santa!
Meggy: Oooooo, I may or may not steal one of those candy canes. (she notices SMG4) I mean! We're not gonna go to that lame party.
SMG3 (on TV): LAST BUT NOT LEAST!
SMG3 (on TV): WE HAVE- THIS CHRISTMAS THEMED LIMITED EDITION BALLPIIIIIIT oooooooooo
ACTIVITIES
BALL PIT (a lot of times)
(the groups gets excited and ran to III's Coffee N' Bombs)
SMG4: GUYS! WAIT!
Scene 3[]
(The group go to the parties and SMG3 & SMG4 get in a fight to try and get the group to their parties)
SMG3: Ahh, looks like we have our first party goers!
SMG3: Santa, play some Christmas carols!
Santa: HEY THERE BRIANNA HEARD YOU GOT THAT FAT-ASS BOOTY-
(The group wows and gasps at the party and Santa continues singing in the background)
SMG4: W-what about my party guys!
(The group looks at SMG4)
SMG4: Look I have two ball pits!
Boopkins: Hmmmm, that is quite a deal.
Luigi: Aww guys, c'mon we should go to SMG4's
Bob: HOLY S*** LOOK THEY HAVE EGGDOG EGGNOG!
(Eggdog barks)
SMG4: Guys, are you really gonna skip out on our party?
SMG4: after everything we've been through?
SMG4: Laughing and crying together?
SMG4: Getting our pingas' stuck in doors?
SMG4: Consuming memes and other very unhealthy things?
SMG4: Being useless?
(Luigi and Boopkins gets grumpy after being called "useless")
SMG4: You'd consider partying with the guy that tried to kill us?
SMG3: Heyyyyyy!
SMG3: Me almost killing you guys lead to some major character development.
SMG3: So in a way
SMG3: you have me to thank!
Tari: You're right SMG4
Tari: sorry we doubted you!
Boopkins: Let's Go To SMG4's place!
SMG4: Come on in!
(Everyone, especially SMG4 run inside to have fun, while SMG3 furiously glares... and he is very, VERY, UNHAPPY...)