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[Meta Runner Season 2 Advertisement Segment]
Luke: Hey guys welcome to the video.
Kevin: Oh no look the camera's sinking!
Luke: Guys its..
Luke: Anyway. Hey guys before we start "Meta Runner" season 2 he's halfway through releasing over on the glitch channel.
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Luke: Are ya winning, son?
that look really that's a pretty
good meal i
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Luke: Ten minutes time for some memes. AAAAAAAH!!!
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(Glitch Productions intro)
[SMG4 Intro]
Breakfast
[Super Mario World Tour COOKING SHOW]
Mario: Hello world! Bowser and Mario here!
Mario: We're gonna tour the world cooking and tasting your best dishes!
Mario: Ready Bowser?
Bowser: Hell Yeah.
Mario: Let's-a go!
Bowser: Hey paisanos! Today we're gonna be making the classic dish...
Bowser: Spaghetti!!!
Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Bowser: First! You want to get some water!
Mario: Come here fishy fishy, here fishy fishy.
Bowser: Dafuq?
(Bowser slaps Mario's hand)
Mario: Mamma mia.
Bowser: Next, while that water boils, chop some vegetables!
(Mario humming and trying to get a spaghetti and Bowser chops Mario's hand)
Bowser: Ugh...
Bowser: And next we-
Bowser: *sigh*, excuse me for one sec...
Bowser: Stop it. Stop it. Okay?
Bowser: Now time to create our delicious spaghetti sauce!
Bowser: Oh!
Bowser: Gonna need that salt and pepper!
Bowser: Let me get my fork!
Mario: GET IN MY BELLY!
Mario: Mamaf*ck-
Tom: The one who eats the most pepper wins!
Tom: Ready?
Tom: Go!!
Mario: Here we go!
Mario: Oh.
Mario: Mamaf*cker
Mario: STEVE, I NEED A BUCKET! HELP!!!!!
Steve: Okay.
Mario: (Gibberish)
Mario: Yeah! Hahahaaa!
Ice Cream: Nope.
Mario: GOD DAMN IT!
Bowser: Are you winning, son?
[HOW TO MAKE PIZZA]
Fuego: Fellow comrades, it's time to make traditional Russian pizza!
Mario: Wait a minute.
Fuego: Shut up!
Fuego: Pizza is Russian invention. it's time to cook!
Fuego: Step One: Make the dough
Mario: Hahahaha, I can't read.
Fuego: This big brain time.
Fuego: Step Two: Spin the dough
Bowser: Hey sh*tass! Wanna see me speedrun?
(Bowser spins the dough faster and the dough cut his head)
Bowser: Fantastic.
[ITALIAN MODE ACTIVATED]
Fuego: Ugh... Ivan, get my rifle.
Fuego: Step Three: Place the ingredients
Fuego: For this pizza let's add some cheese, ham, sausage...
Mario: Okey-Dokey.
Fuego: peppers, anchovies, a mushroom, sea bass, bananas, GameCube, copy of Cooking Mama for Nintendo DS, Food Wars! on Blu-ray...
Bowser: MARIO! ARE YOU GETTING ALL OF THIS?
Mario: Okey-Dokey.
Fuego: And then you cook your pizza inside the oven.
Mario: GREAT!
Bowser: Yo Mario! Have you seen Junior anywhere?
Mario: No.
[COOKING WITH MEGGY]
Meggy: I'm gonna treat you all to some Inkopolis classic dishes!
Meggy: So lets get some ingredients!
Meggy: This is a common inkopolis fish!
Fish: Kill me.
Meggy: And heres what we call a Blooperling.
Bowser: That's some f*cked up sh*t.
Meggy: Okay! That should do it!
Bowser: Looks great! What are you going to cook with these ingredients?
Meggy: Just you wait!
Bowser: DISAPPOINTED!!!
Mario: Oh you're so good! Good job!
Meggy: Yay!
Sr Pelo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Mario: Now we're gonna visit our friend Waluigi at his Taco Stand!
Waluigi: Hurray! They're here! Finally! This will spark good business and...
Bowser: Are we there yet?
Mario: He seems to be moving!
Mario: Let's follow his lead!
Mario: Now serving burgers.
Bowser: BURGERS!!
Travis Scott: I'm Travis Scott, this my McDonald's order.
Travis Scott: Quarter pounder with lettuce, pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard, barbecue sauce...
Mario: Chicken wings, cock and ball, banana, sausage, baby, Sonic.
Travis Scott: Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese...
Bowser: I'm dying...
Travis Scott: This sandwich doesn't have turkey in it! Son of a bitch!
Mario: So long, BIATCH!
Hal Monitor: Today, im going to make you two my favorite dish...
Hal Monitor: PRISON SLUDGE
Bowser: What the f*ck is that?!
Mario: Cum.
Hal Monitor: Oh dont get too excited, let's begin!
Hal Monitor: First, i use 500 milliliters of cement and mix it with 2 teaspoons of cyanide...
Mario:
Hal Monitor: Well i have to go run some errands so ill leave you to enjoy my meal!
Hal Monitor: Make sure you did all of it, i wouldn't have wanted to waste my time making this for you
Hal Monitor: Now would i?
Hal Monitor: Glad to hear your enthusiasm!
Hal Monitor: My deputy partner Melony will make sure you guys enjoy your meal!
Mario & Bowser: YEET!
Hal Monitor: Heard you guys ask for seconds?
Mario: I hope you guys enjoyed...our world tour
Bowser: Oh, my stomach.
Mario: Let's never cook ever again.
Bob: Hey! I did teach you guys how I make my secret garbage soup!
(Mario and Bowser Vomits)
(The End)