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[SMG4 Intro]
(Breaking News Bulletin appears, showing a camera view of Peach's Castle, surrounded by Military personnel and equipment, with SMG0's Guardian Pod floating ominously above them.)
News Headline: "Mysterious Ship sighted over Peach's castle lmao"
Swagmaster6969696969: Oh boy oh boy oh boy
(Chris walks in, struggling to drag a nuke over to the castle.)
Chris: Swag... A little help...
Swagmaster6969696969: Oh boy oh boy oh boy (Grabs the nuke and drops it on the castle bridge.)
(In the distance, SMG4 is watching them, then turns around and walks up to an inconspicuous looking tree.)
SMG4: Yo! Open up!
(The tree opens up, revealing the entrance to the secret bunker.)
(SMG4 goes inside the bunker.)
(Inside the bunker, the rest of the Gang is shown standing around, looking various levels on concerned and nervous.)
Meggy: Hmmm.. (Sound Effect)
Tari: Mmm.. (Sound Effect)
(Axol is looking around, terrified by something unseen)
SMG4: Okay everyone it's in position.
Boopkins: Awww man, what if this doesn't work?!
Bob: ThEn We WouLd'Ve NuKeD pEaCh'S cAsTlE fOr NoThInG.
Mario: (Puts on a pair of sunglasses, giving a double thumbs up) Sounds like another day in the mushroom kingdom!
Meggy: I can't believe I've only been gone a few months, and now we're under threat from an alien ship in the sky.
SMG4: Alright guys, listen up! We all know why we're here.
(Cuts to outside at Peach's Castle as SMG4 gives his speech, showing Chris and Swag in their shelter.)
SMG4: They're gonna throw all they got at SMG0's USB.
(Cuts back to bunker)
SMG4: Whatever happens! KEEP OUR AVATAR SAFE.
Mario: (Appears from behind SMg4) ElloOoOo! (Sound Effect)
(Cuts back out to Chris and Swag in their bunker, ready to detonate the nuke).
Chris: Ok Swag! Everything is in position
Chris: Fire the nuke in 3...
(Swag pulls out his detonator)
Chris: 2
Chris: 1
Chris: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
(SwagMaster presses the button to nuke the castle...but it doesn't work)
SwagMaster6969696969: (Confused) What?
(He tries mashing the button several times, but it stays undetonated)
SwagMaster6969696969: BLOW UP YOU BIG BELONEY
(Cuts back to the Bunker, them all confused as to why the bomb hasn't gone off yet.)
Boopkins: Uhh.. Is something meant to happen now?
SMG4: They're probably just clearing the area.
SMG4: Let's give them some time.
[Many hours later, the cast has been reduced to skeletons/possibly an empty husk in Bob's case.]
Bob: ScReW tHiS, I'm oUt Of hErE. i gOt HoEs WaItInG fOr Me.
(Bob tries to leave the Bunker, but SMG4 jumps in front of him)
SMG4: I can't let you do that Bob.
Bob: GeT oUt Of mY wAy DuMbAsS!
SMG4: No one's going anywhere until that bomb goes off.
Bob: YoU'vE mEt A vErY pOwErFuL eNeMy ToDaY!
(Mario and Meggy are both sitting around, looking bored/concerned respectively)
Mario: Mario's soooooo hungry
Meggy: let's go look for some food, Red!
Meggy: I'm sure they have something here!
(Mario BLJs to the refrigerator)
(Mario excitedly checks what's inside the refrigerator)
(There was nothing).
Mario: OH YOU GOT TO BE F*CKING WITH ME! (Sound Effect)
(Meggy tries to find food in the box)
Meggy: OHH RAMEN!
Meggy: Huh?
Meggy: VEGETABLE FLAVORED?!
Meggy: WE'RE DOOMED!!!!
Saiko: Oi SMG4, did you not pack any food?!
SMG4: What?! I told you to pack your own food!
(Bob charges past SMG4, desperately trying to get out of the foodless bunker)
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (Sound Effect)
(SMG4 tries to pull away Bob from escaping)
(Mario lies on a hospital bed, looking very sad)
Mario: Looks like this is the end of Mario...
(Boopkins tries to hide away from everyone and hands out his chocolate bar)
(Mario appears behind him)
Boopkins: HUH?!
Mario: WHY DO YA YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A SUSSY BAKAAAAAAAAAAA????!!!!!!! (Sound Effect)
(Mario tackles and steals the chocolate bar from Boopkins)
Mario: MY PREICOUSSSSSS!!!!! (Sound Effect)
(Meggy snatches the chocolate bar)
Meggy: Mario! We don't steal from others!
Mario: (Now dressed as Aang) MEGGY! AS YOUR AVATAR, I DEMAND YOU GIMME THAT CHOCOLATE
Meggy: I don't even know what that is.
Meggy: Besides, Boopkins owns this sweet...
Meggy: ...Delicious...
Meggy: ...Chocolate...
(Meggy is about to eat the chocolate but Mario snatches it from her, the two getting in a fight on the floor)
(Saiko gets pissed)
Saiko: THAT'S IT!! TIME OUT!
(Saiko grabs Mario and Meggy , holding them apart as they try and slap each other.)
(Saiko puts them down in opposite corners, keeping hold of the chocolate.)
Saiko: This is staying with me 'till you...
Saiko:...BOTH BEHAVE!
Meggy: BUT- (Audio: *sobbing*)
Saiko: NO TALKING IN TIME OUT!
Meggy: Hmph!
(Saiko sits on a chair)
(Boopkins looks down sadly at his lost bar)
Boopkins: But that's my chocolate...
Boopkins: Aw man...
Boopkins: I guess I'm gonna go cry,..
(Boopkins open the door to the toilet, but sees Axol sitting on the toilet huddled into a ball.)
Axol: (Slowly turns his head, smiling ominously) Oh, hey there Boopkins...
(Boopkins immediately shuts the door, looking freaked out.)
Boopkins: Aw geez...
(Cuts to back outside, SwagMaster busts the door to he and Chris's shelter)
SwagMaster6969696969: Godammit. You have no idea how blue balled I am right now chris
Chris: I don't want to know about your balls Swag.
(Swag angrily walks up to the still-unexploded nuke)
Swagmaster6969696969: The hell is wrong with this thing?
(SwagMaster kicks the nuke, Chris immediately tackling him afterwards)
Chris: SWAG!!!
Chris: The hell are you doing?
SwagMaster69696969: ME WANT BOOM
Chris: You idiot. If that explodes while we're out here, you'll be part of the boom.
(SwagMaster's brain gets the loading template as he contemplates this)
SwagMaster6969696969: True. Wow Chris. You are very big brain.
Chris: UGH
Chris: WAIT A MINUTE
(Chris walks over to the nuke, looking at it's control panel.)
Chris: Swag, someone's tampered with the remote detonation transceiver.
SwagMaster6969696969: What?
SwagMaster6969696969: Who?
SwagMaster6969696969: When I get my hands on em I oughtta-
Peach: (Offscreen) HEY FUCKERS! (Sound effect)
(Swag and Chris look up at the castle, and see Peach angrily staring down at them)
SwagMaster6969696969: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH! (Sound Effect)
(Bank in the bunker, SMG4 is standing guard next to exit)
(Boopkins gets thrown beside him)
SMG4: (Spotted Sound Effect) TRYING TO ESCAPE HUH?
Boopkins: NOOOO! BOB THREW ME!!!!
SMG4: WHAT?!
Bob: hAhA sO lOnG iDiOtS
(Bob opens the door and tries to run out, but is stopped by the now cemented shut exit)
SMG4: Haha! You fool!!
SMG4: You forget I have a very big brain.
SMG4: I cemented us in here in preparation of people trying to escape!
SMG4: Hehe! I'm so smart!
Boopkins: WHAT?! WE'RE CEMENTED IN HERE?!
Bob: dAmN, hE's GoOd..
(Mario and Meggy still sitting in their timeout)
(Meggy hears something, and looks over to see it was Mario raising his middle finger)
(Meggy is quietly pissed and throws a rock at him, hitting Mario and causing him to scream)
(Saiko hears it, and looks over at Mario)
Saiko: OI! NO TALKING IN TIME OUT!
Mario: Grrr! Mamaf*cker! (Sound Effect)
(Meggy chuckles, which Mario hears andgets pissed at, but then smiles as he thinks of his plan for revenge)
Mario: Oh you got Mario thinking now! (Sound Effect)
(Mario stretches his hand out, as Bob still tries to get past SMG4)
Bob: (Wearing a disguise): hElLo SiR, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE rEmOvE tHiS cOnCrEtE wAlL?
SMG4: Bob I know it's you.
Bob: DaMmIt.
(Boopkins is sitting in Tari's lap, crying to her about what has been happening to him)
Boopkins: (Weeps) Then SMG4 and Bob started being mean to me...
Tari: Aww Boopkins, don't worry
Tari: You'll be safe with me
Boopkins: Oh thanks Tari!
Boopkins: I'm so glad I have a friend like- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Mario's arm reaches Boopkins, and quickly drags up back to Mario's position)
Boopkins: Mario, what are you-
(Mario squeezes him, and makes Boopkins spit out a spiked ball, which goes flying and hits Meggy in the head.)
(Mario laughs hysterically at this.)
(Meggy gets up, very much pissed off.)
Meggy: COME ON, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?! (Sound Effect)
(Meggy charges at and attacks Mario)
Saiko: Meggy! What did I say-
(Meggy chomps down on Saiko's hand, which is holding the chocolate bar.)
Saiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Sound Effect)
Boopkins: Everyone is being so mean to me today...
(Melony walks over to Boopkins)
Melony: Boopkins...?
Melony: Where's Axol?
Boopkins: Oh Axol? I think he was in the bathroom.
(Confused, Melony walks over to the bathroom and knocks on the door, but gets no response)
Melony: Hmmm....
(Melony opens the door, but no one is inside, much to her confusion)
Melony: HUH?
Melony: ..Axol?
Mario: Oooh, Mario's got to piss. (Sound Effect)
(Mario walks into the bathroom to use it, closing the door behind him)
Mario: Time to take a piss! (Sound Effect)
(Mario prepares to piss, but notices strange floating 1s and 0s around him)
Mario: Woah...there's a lot of ominous 1s and 0s floating around here.
Mario: What the...what's that?
(The toilet forces Mario to get flushed, swallowing him offscreen)
Mario: No.. No! NOOOOO!!!!
(The toilet door opens, showing that Mario is no longer inside it).
(Cuts to back outside, with Peach yelling on the castle roof)
Peach: I WON'T LET YOU BLOW UP MY CASTLE!!!
(Peach acts like a Monkey and jumps down)
SwagMaster6969696969: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! (Sound Effect)
(Peach lands on and starts attacking Swag)
SwagMaster6969696969: AHH CHRIS! PLEASE HELP ME!
(Chris is just chilling and watching Peach attack Swag, munching on some popcorn)
(SwagMaster kicks Peach away into a nearby cannon.)
SwagMaster6969696969: BEGON THOT!
(Swag fires the cannon, launching Peach away into the horizon)
(SwagMaster finds the missing remote detonation transceiver, and reattaches it to the nuke)
SwagMaster6969696969: BUNKER! NOW!!
(SwagMaster and Chris go inside the bunker)
SwagMaster6969696969: OK, NO MORE TALKING!
(Swag holds the button)
SwagMaster6969696969: IT'S BOOM TIME!!
(Back inside the bunker, Bob and SMG4 are in a western standoff)
SMG4: This bunker ain't big for the two of us...
Bob: hA! hA! hA! yOu UnDeReStImAtE mE?
Bob: i Do HaVe A fEw TrIcKs Up My SlEeVe
(Bob retracts his swords, and replaces them with a pair of drillers)
SMG4: NANI?! (Sound Effect)
(Bob leaps past SMG4 and starts drilling into the cement, SMG4 desperately trying to stop him)
SMG4: NO DON'T DO IT (Sound Effect)
(Chaos is occurring in the bunker, Saiko trying to get Melony off her hand, and Melony still trying to find Axol)
Melony: AXOL??!
(Boopkins is lying on the floor, looking shell-shocked)
Boopkins: War... War never changes..
Tari: Mmm.. Hmm... OH NO! (Sound Effect)
Tari: GUYS!!!
(Everyone stops fighting and looks over at Tari)
Tari: WE FORGOT LUIGI!!!
(Outside the Bunker, Luigi cheerfully walks up to the Castle)
Luigi: Yahoo!! Oh yeah!! (Sound Effect)
Luigi: Guys? Any of you here?
Luigi: I brought some board games for us to play!
Luigi: ...guys?
(The nuke finally explodes, destroying the castle and leaving Luigi as a skeleton)
Luigi: ...ow.
(SMG0's USB is showing floating above the castle, seemingly unfazed by the massive explosion.)
SwagMaster6969696969: DAMMIT. IT DIDN'T WORK.
[SMG4 Outro]
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(It shows the toilet, with 1's and 0's still floating around it, as Mario's scream echoes out)
Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Sound Effect)
[Sunset Paradise Advertisement Segment]
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