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This page is the transcript for SMG4: Final Hours.
Transcript[]
[The Glitch Productions/SMG4 intro shows as usual but this time, there's no music or sound.]
[Everyone (except Meggy who is still trapped in the Ink Zuccer 2000) surrounds Desti's recently deceased corpse.]
Francis: That's what happens to anyone that opposes the Great Francis!!
[Watching from inside the Ink Zuccer, Meggy stares in grief and horror.]
Tari: D-Desti...please wake up...
[No luck. She's gone forever. We now cut to Meggy's POV with Tari crying on her corpse. Cut to close-up of Meggy (without her eyes shown) as a tear sheds.]
Meggy: Francis! I swear on everything that you are gonna pay for this!
Francis: Oh don't be so dramatic. Did anyone really care about her anyway?
*Francis brings out his book and draws 100 Sephiroths*
Francis: If you don't think 1 Sephiroth was enough...
Francis: Then how about... 100 SEPHIROTHS!!!!
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Axol: STAND BACK! Don't make me use my secret technique! Paper shurikens!!!
[Axol throws them but they immediately fall to the ground.]
Axol: ...
[Axol gets rekt]
Tari: Oh No!
Sephiroth: B O O!
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SMG4: Oh man, I cant die here. I have so many memes left to live for.
Luigi: M-mario! Any p-plan?!
[Mario dresses up as Super Saiyan]
Mario: Ooh. Mario's very scary.
Francis: You know Saiko-chan, you can still join my island of waifus if you want.
Saiko: I'D RATHER DIE!
Boopkins: Yeah! We're gonna die together!
Francis: Very well then....
Francis: Sephrioth army, ATTACK-
[He gets ran over by a tank. Bob, Swag, & Chris are riding it.]
Bob: Prepare for trouble!
Swagmaster: And make it double!
Bob: To protect the world from devastation!
Swagmaster: To unite all people within our nation-
Chris: HEY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! FIRE!!
[Everyone celebrates as violence surronds them.]
Luigi: The cavalrys here!!!
Francis: NANI!!!
Bob and Swagmaster: What is love? Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me
Francis: NOOO! MY CREATIONS!
Bob: Bruh!
Swagmaster: Bruh
Chris: Would you two stop making out and go get Francis?
Swagmaster: guys im not gay.
Francis: [Rages like Jeeves and starts to draw ink] I'll show you who's scary! [Tries to draw but it has no ink]
Francis: What?!
[The Inkweaver shuts down]
Axol: What's the matter Francis?
Axol: Out of ink?
Swagmaster: Left, right, other right.
Swagmaster: Chris, stop being a dick and aim the cannon.
Chris: Your directions aren't helping you asshole.
[They shoot Francis as he slams to the ink tank, but it was at this moment that they knew... they dun goofed.]
[The Ink Tank cracks, releasing Meggy's ink at Francis. Not only him, but Inkweaver as well, which has charged to 100%
Axol: NO! HE CHARGED INKWEAVER TO 100%!!!
Francis: [gets up and says Thanos' line] You should've gone for the head.
[Explosion]
[We now see a brand new Goku.]
SMG4: ...which Goku is that?
Tari: It's...
Tari: One of the most powerful beings in anime...
Tari: Super Saiyan god!
Mario: Huh? So he just dyed his hair blue, what's so special about-
Swagmaster: NOOO, MY BABY ):
Bob: You ass! We were gonna go go-karting with that tank!
Francis: NOW THIS IS MY FINAL FORM!!!
Francis: Oh come on, why don't you give up already?
SMG4: You don't understand. We're either leaving with Meggy...
SMG4: Or not leaving at all.
Francis: GOKU!
Francis: DESTROY THEM!
SMG4: Team...
Mario: F*CK HIM UP!
Swagmaster: Die you spikey haired bitch
Swagmaster: Damn, something smells good... Oh sh*t it's me!
Francis: Hehe...finish them off Goku...
Francis: WAIT!
Francis: Where's that Axolotl-
Axol: FOR JUSTICE AND ANIME!!!!
Francis: GOKU!! HELP ME!!
Axol: STALL HIM TARI!
Tari: YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME!
Mario: Hey Axol, start drawing your chinese cartoons already!
Axol: I cant! Francis used all the ink!
SMG4: Well do something quick!
Mario: You're going to see Mario's tunnel of doom.
Saiko: Thanks for stalling Tari!
Meggy: USE THE MACHINE!
Axol: What?
Meggy: Use the machine, get my ink, put it in your stupid pen and save my damn friends.
Saiko: Meggy are you crazy?! You'll die!
Meggy: If we don't do this then we all die...
Meggy: DO IT AXOL!
Francis: No! Goku, stop them!
Francis: YES! GAME OVER LOSERS!
Mario: MEGGY!!!
Mario: M-meggy?!
Axol: Hey Francis!
Axol: You think a Super Saiyan God is the strongest thing Inkweaver can make? Pathetic.
Axol: I'll show you something more powerful than anything in anime!
Francis: There's no such thing!
Francis: Kill him Goku!
[Axol finished drawing just as Goku was about to kill him. Explosion. Smoke everywhere and SMG4's gang is shocked in belief.]
Francis: Impossible! No-ones been able to call him!
Axol: You can if you're inkweaver's true master!
[It reveals Ultra Instinct Shaggy]
Shaggy: Hi, how are ya?
Axol: Get him Shaggy.
Shaggy: F*CK YOU, GOKU!
Mario: Don't worry Meggy, I'll find you!!!
Mario: Meggy!...Meggy!!!
Francis: Ahhhhh... Piiiiiiisssss
(Everyone is staring angily at Francis)
Francis: Hey hey, let's not do anything rash now. It was just one Octoling-
Saiko: You pathetic waste of space. I'm gonna make you wish you were never born.
(Saiko brought Francis to a room with the other Ink Zuccer. Francis screams as Saiko tosses him into a container and set it to maximum.)
Francis: I mean you no harm!
(The Ink Zuccer turns on as Francis screams in agony.)
Saiko: Jackass.
(Inkweaver Goku Prepare the Self-Destruct)
Swagmaster: Crap, He's just taking a giant sh*t right?
Axol: HE'S GOING TO SELF-DESTRUCT!!!
Luigi: Oh! Thanks Shaggy!!!
SMG4: Wait...what about the other inklings?!
Mario: WAIT, WHERE'S MEGGY?!
(Anime Island has been Exploded)
Tari: ...M-Meggy...
Saiko: We came all this way and we still couldn't...
Axol: I'm...so sorry guys.
Mario: Huh?...Who the hell is that?
Luigi: Well it kinda looks like...
Tari: WHAT!?
[Yes, viewers it is. Meggy has survived... but with a new appearance.]
Meggy: Oh man....my head...
Meggy: Guys!? What happened?
Meggy: Did we kick Francis's ass?!
(Everyone becomes shocked)
Meggy: What are you guys staring at?...
Mario: You don't look too good, Mr. Meggy.
(Meggy looks at her body. She has become a human.)
Meggy: WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!
[Cut to black as she faints.]
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[A funeral is held.]
Tari: What's wrong...Meggy?
Meggy: I dont know what to do.
Bob: I think you're meant to push the boat.
Meggy: She died because of me.
Meggy: If I had just been a little faster or a little better, then she wouldnt have....
Meggy:...I just dont know what to do.
Axol: "You have to get back up."
Axol: That's what she told me.
Axol: She said that no matter how many times lifes knock you down...
Axol: You ALWAYS have to get back up.
Axol: She said she learned it from you.
SMG4: Yeah, we know you've been knocked down a lot lately, Meggy.
Tari: But you always have to get back up again!
Luigi: And if you can't right now, that's okay!
Boopkins: Because we'll be right here to pick you up!
Bob: Yeah, I'm really good at picking up chicks.
Saiko: You know what he means...
Mario: Meggy...
Mario: Mario isn't very good at expressing himself...
Mario: In fact Mario isn't very good at anything.
Mario: But one thing I'm certain of is...
Mario: Mario will always have your back. No matter what.
Meggy: Thanks...guys...
Axol: You're welcome...beanie human girl.
[Meggy finally pushes the coffin in to the ocean. She then salutes to her, one last time. Everyone else does it as well, honoring a well-loved character.]
Meggy: I promise you I'll win splatfest. For us.
[Camera moves up to sky and shows Shaggy. He nods and speeds away. Fade to black...]
FIN
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